Did your school serve pink, green, chocolate, and normal custard?
Baked beans and pasta should never touch.
“When will some brave soul make a movie chronicling a young man’s quest to have sex. Until then we’ll all just have to wonder what that’s like.”
*SPOILERS* But if you haven’t seen a spoiler where have you been?
*Cat sneezes* “Bless you!”
WARNING: You might be traumatised by what some people think of as an acceptable roast dinner.
Val: “I’ve been making this recipe for 40 years.” Val: *fucks it up*
The only baker to actually forget to turn the oven on.
The bus stop and the corner shop were prime locations for talking to boys.
Useful if you’re considering a career change to a witch.
Are you a capital city genius or just a normal person.
They’re all stupidly over priced, but which one would bankrupt you the most?
Chilled on the inside, but hot on the outside, like an inside-out baked Alaska.
They just all respect each other so much, as bakers, and as best friends for life.
*pays £9,000 a year in fees* *still has to pay £1.50 to print an essay*
David loved a shiny suit and Victoria was obsessed with corset tops.
Basics vodka and squash followed by Jäegerbombs.
Weirdly shaped breaded meat + oddly shaped potatoes + something in bean sauce = ultimate kid’s meal.
You can live in a shipping container or a literal church. The choice is yours.