Useful if you’re considering a career change to a witch.
Are you a capital city genius or just a normal person.
They’re all stupidly over priced, but which one would bankrupt you the most?
Chilled on the inside, but hot on the outside, like an inside-out baked Alaska.
They just all respect each other so much, as bakers, and as best friends for life.
*pays £9,000 a year in fees* *still has to pay £1.50 to print an essay*
David loved a shiny suit and Victoria was obsessed with corset tops.
Basics vodka and squash followed by Jäegerbombs.
Weirdly shaped breaded meat + oddly shaped potatoes + something in bean sauce = ultimate kid’s meal.
You can live in a shipping container or a literal church. The choice is yours.
Obviously before Jamie Oliver came and ruined everything.
The game of bin Jenga has no winners.
The meerkats are scared of helicopters and the hippos like having their teeth brushed.
Please don’t read this, Mum.
All you need to get through uni is some vodka and squash.
You will not eat a single vegetable.