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February 1, 2013

BREAKING NEWS: Russian Rocket Carrying U.S. Satellite Plunges Into Pacific Ocean Shortly After Launch

Grainy footage of the launch being streamed online was cut shortly after 6.56am GMT when the space-bound vessel left the Sea Launch pad (file picture) but got into trouble.

Pot In Kmart Store: Employees Find 10 Pounds Of Marijuana In Retail Store

Employees at a Kmart store in Seattle were surprised to find 10 pounds of marijuana wrapped in garbage bags after opening a box from their stockroom on Monday.

Fleetwood + 2 Chainz = "The (2) Chain (Z)"

Oh jeez. The Melker Project, a.k.a. "mixtape and mashup artist" Scott Melker, combines Fleetwood Mac's "The Chain" with snippets from 2 Chainz, and, in the words of Mixtape Maestro's David Allun Jones, it is "the best Yelawolf song Yelawolf has yet… Melker's upcoming EP Skeetwood Mac will consist entirely of Fleetwood Mac updates.

19 Delicious Vegan Super Bowl Recipes

Hey it turns out that the Super Bowl is TODAY! You will need something to eat, as will your vegan friends.

29 Last-Minute Valentine's Day Gifts

Guaranteed to prevent your significant other from dumping you and/or your friends from thinking you're lame.

"Koch": The Weirdly Well-Timed Documentary About The Complicated Ex-Mayor

The prototypical New Yorker died on the day a new documentary about him was released. It's a decent, if superficial, survey of his life and work.

Dating, Love And Sex Trends Of 2013

From the end of online dating to the rise of sex toys, we talked to the experts to figure out the hottest -- and oddest -- love, sex and dating trends for 2013. Consider yourself warned!

8 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

It's FRIDAY and here are the things you missed on ~celeb twitter~ today.

A White Actor With A Jamaican Accent In VW Ad To Run During Super Bowl

Guest hosts Ana Kasparian, Michael Shure and Michael Hastings, Current contributor and BuzzFeed correspondent, talk with Jayar Jackson and Hermela Aregawi about a VW ad set to run during the Super Bowl that some say is racist because it features a…

9 Beautiful Food Collages From Instagram

Further proof that living near the Santa Monica farmers' market makes your life better than everyone else's.

Olivia Wilde Sparkles In Showgirl Outfit For Vanity Fair Spread [PHOTO]

Olivia Wilde plays a sexy showgirl in Vanity Fair’s 2013 Hollywood Issue, which includes a feature with over 75 stars shot by famed photographer, Bruce Weber, and is intended to be a “tribute to the town.”

The Evolution Of The Zombie

The zombie has come a long way from the mindless, shuffling corpses in Night of the Living Dead. Here's a look at the journey from the origin of the species to Warm Bodies.

A History Of Attacks On Women's Clothing, As Told Through Newspaper Headlines

The debate over when, where, and if women should wear pants and shorts took decades to resolve.

25 Things Only Track And Field Runners Can Understand

Sprinters, jumpers, and long distance runners unite.

Stock Photos Tell A Shocking Love Story

What a twist! But after all, it is the 21st century.

Show The World Your Awesome Teenage Band

Come on, you totally rocked the high school talent show. Don't be shy.

Why "Warm Bodies" Is The Perfect Super Bowl Movie

How this cute zombie romantic comedy will triumph over the curse of the Super Bowl weekend movie.

14 Ways To Guarantee A Life Of Loneliness According To "Seinfeld"

Do the opposite of these things and nothing bad will ever happen to you on Valentine's Day.

John Mayer Finally Talks About Dating Katy Perry: "I'm Quite Happy"

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Even In The Shady World Of Sports Betting Tips, This Is A Pretty Bold Con

The hottest new game in Las Vegas: stealing a professional sports gambler's identity.

Best Of The Best January 2013 - Los Angeles

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Former First Dog Barney Bush Has Died

The Scottish Terrier was 12 years old.

You Need This Baby Panda Video Right Now

Whatever it is that's bringing you down, this will definitely make it better.

"Iron Man 3" Toy Posters Look Better Than Most Movie Posters

Way to set the bar for future product photography unnecessarily high.

Britney Spears Will Not Headline At Caesars Palace

Rumors were rampant that the pop starlet was leaving The X Factor for a residency in Las Vegas. But Caesars says that's definitely not happening.

19 Absurd Zombie Books We Should All Read

Step aside, Zombie Survival Guide, these books may have you beat.

5 Works Of Art Inspired By Ed Koch's Inaction On AIDS

Iconic New York City Mayor Ed Koch leaves behind a complicated legacy to say the least.

Here Is A Horse Playing A Recorder With Its Nose

A Swedish horse plays "Twinkle Twinkle Little Star" on a recorder. That is all.

The Best Parenting App Is Against The Law

Outdated rules and overzealous regulators mean kids can't use Path. Stop COPPA!

20 Most Awkward "You're Not My Real Dad" Stock Photos

None of these boys and men are related.

John Fugelsang, Mama And The Mooks Battle Boy Scout Bigotry

A caller argues with Stephanie Miller, John Fugelsang and Chris about about Boy Scouts’ ban on gay members. The caller says letting homosexuals into the Boy Scouts perpetuates the problem of pedophilia. Fugelsang brings up that the overwhelming…

Henry Waxman: Carbon Tax Is "Best Legislative Option"

The new bicameral task force on climate change could move forward with carbon tax legislation. "It can also help reduce our deficit," says Waxman.

Facebook Will Fight Veteran Suicide With An App

What social responsibility looks like for the world's biggest social network.

"Help Us! Great Warrior" Is The Best Web Comic You Aren't Reading

The Great Warrior tackles the hardest quests ever devised. She is a true hero for the ages.

15 Hillary Clinton-Inspired Crafts You Can Own

She may be leaving her Secretary of State post, but you can keep a piece of her in your day-to-day life with an embroidery sampler. Or mug.

This Is The Least Romantic Valentine's Day Gift You Can Possibly Give

Edible Arrangements say, "I don't even care enough to carve pineapple hearts for you with my own two hands."

The 33 Most Important Things Found On Meghan McCain's Instagram Account

Food, foot pics, and sassy commentary. Plus, a cameo by a BuzzFeeder...

The "Seinfeld" Pronunciation Guide To "February"

Welcome to February or whatever you call it.

Beyonce's Super Bowl Performance

She's already silenced the naysayers by singing the national anthem live. Now find out why else we're looking forward to the singer's Super Bowl gig!

"Sesame Street" Spoofs "Downton Abbey"

Welcome to Upside Downton Abbey.

Reporter Makes Epic Michelle Williams Diss At The World Music Awards

OH MY GOD. I can't believe this happened. I'm dying.

VIDEO: Fire Emblem: Awakening Hands-On

We'd love to have a review of Fire Emblem: Awakening ready for you, but the game's length, depth, and punishing challenge have prevented our own Jeremy Parish from finishing his duties in an unreasonably timely fashion. But since we didn't want to…

Bizarre Standoff Between LAPD And Balloon-Wielding Man

What the hell just happened? Watch police officers tackle a man while he inhales from a balloon in his car.

32 Weirdest Celebrities On The NRA's "Enemies" List

The NRA has a published list of its enemies, which includes over 200 celebrities.

SuperPAC Calls For Boycott Of Beyonce's "Anti-Liberty" Halftime Show

"If you look at Beyonce and this Jay-Z fellow, it's been pretty much in praise and celebration of the modern criminal police state," the founder says.

Does Jose Canseco Have Bitch Tits?

The inquiring world wants to know.

10 Embarrassing (But Highly Entertaining) Videos Of People Working Out In The '80s

The only time huge doses of cheese actually made you thinner.

Firefighter Rescuing A Dog From A Car Accident In Detroit

The puppy's face is absolutely killing me.

New Birth Control Coverage Rule Won't Satisfy Critics

The Obama administration just proposed a change to its birth control coverage rules presumably meant to placate contraceptive coverage opponents. It won't work.

Ferocious Kitten Attacks Helpless Potato

In the bounciest possible way, no less.

29 Delicious Things To Cook In February

The saddest month of all can still be delicious. These recipes will get you through.

Post Office Tells Cleveland It's Immune From Traffic Laws

Postal Service attorney Jennifer S. Breslin told the City of Cleveland that two school-zone speeding tickets and five red-light tickets given to Post Office trucks would not be paid, citing the constitution.

Bully Gets Owned By Victim In #Jaide Fight Video

This video of a bully named Jaide getting taken down after provoking another girl into a fight is going viral on Twitter. (WARNING: violence and NSFW language).

Things You Shouldn't Eat On Valentine's Day

Like it or not, these are the rules.

If BuzzFeed Was About Pizza And Made Out Of Chalk

It might look a lil' something like this.

Steven Tyler Dresses In Drag On American Idol

Rocking a blonde wig, the former judge posed as a female contestant. Clearly Steven was looking for laughs -- but did he get them?

The '30 Rock' Finale: The Best Moments

From the self-deprecating humor to the final goodbyes, the series finale gave us laughter, tears and Tracy in a strip club

This Is What A $85,000 Platinum Pacifier Looks Like

The pacifier weighs about half a pound and is currently the most expensive in the world.

9 LEGO Pop Culture Riddles To Solve

Can you guess them all? Think you know? Join the discussion on the LEGO page.

Your Official Super Bowl Rooting Guide

Should you pull for the Ravens or the 49ers? It's a tough question, but tough questions yield satisfying, delicious answers.

18 Amazing Things You Most Likely Never Get To See

Sometimes the most boring things are the most amazing.

8 Places That Have Fired Women For Being "Too Fat"

A Baltimore Ravens cheerleader says she was dropped from the Super Bowl for gaining less than 2 pounds. She wouldn't be the first woman to get fired because her employers disapproved of her weight.

Scott Brown Will Not Run For John Kerry's Seat

A person familiar with the situation says Brown isn't looking to replace the new Secretary of State in the Senate.

Craft Wars: DIY Cupcake Toppers

Separate your cupcakes from the rest with these two ideas.

21 Signs You're From Connecticut

Home to Mark Twain, Harriet Beecher Stowe, and ESPN.

The NRA's Smoothest Enemies Lead The Morning Links

No question about it: "I'll Make Love to You" is unabashed left-wing propaganda.

"Do No Harm's" Shockingly Low Ratings

Whoa. Terrible numbers for the premiere of NBC's Jekyll-and-Hyde drama.

36 Living Musicians

These people are alive.

Ashton Kutcher Or Steve Jobs: Can You Tell The Difference?

Color us impressed -- the jOBS star posted a twitpic showing that he may really be the Apple cofounder's true doppelganger

Then And Now: Ed Koch's Rebuilding Of New York City

Remarkable before-and-after photos of seedy Times Square and desolate South Bronx — two areas that Koch, who died Friday, took under his mayoral wing in the '70s.

Political Coverage At CNN Is Dead

Long live political coverage at CNN. How Jeff Zucker's "out with the old, in with the new" strategy could remake the way the network covers the circus.

19 Cars That Are Unnecessarily Tall

Sorry, but your station wagon doesn't need a lift kit.

Applebee's Waitress Fired After Photo Of Pastor's Receipt Goes Viral On Reddit

Waitress Chelsea Welch lost her job at a St. Louis Applebee's after posting a customer bill on which a local pastor wrote a snide remark and stiffed her a tip.

People Are Really Mad That There Are No Black Emojis

"I think in honor of black history month, they should add some black emojis. #justsayin"

A Photo Of Hillary Clinton In Every Country She's Visited

Clinton set a new record for travel for a Secretary of State. Friday is her last day at the State Department.

Jennifer Lawrence Discussed Her Uneven Boobs And Personality Traits On TV Last Night

She appeared on both Jimmy Kimmel Live and Piers Morgan Tonight and here's what happened.

The 55 Best T-Shirts Are On Zazzle

If you ever feel like T-shirts with dumb things printed on them seriously need to die, think again. Who knew that was such a hotbed of artistic expression? (All shirts are by wearecatfish.)

Russell Crowe's Confusing Twitter Rant

It has something to do with privacy, education and who owns twitter? How Jodie Foster of him!

DIY "Star Wars" Heels Are The Shoes You're Looking For

Save the galaxy in style. Mikeasaurus will help you turn a pair of Mary Jane's into custom light-up R2-D2 fashion.

Iranian Monkey's Space Flight Was Likely A Fake

There was always something fishy about it.

This Given Sunday: It's Time For A Gay NFL Player To Step Up

It's clear after this week's comments that we need a proud NFL player on the field NOW.

LeBron James Complains About A Serious Rich-Kid Problem

LeBron won't be able to watch the Super Bowl. Poor LeBron.

Steampunk Motorcycles Make You Long For The Open Cobblestone Road

What's the proper Victorian term for badass? Please secure all top hats and monocles before gunning it.

Water Main Break Floods NYC's Flatiron District

UPDATE: MTA has released video footage of the water main break. A massive, very photogenic headache for New York commuters. Updates will be posted as they occur.

New York Congressman Makes Quiet Courthouse Appearance

Rep. Pete King shows up for an old friend facing charges.

Hear Manti Te'o Hoaxer Do His Lennay Kekua Voice For Dr. Phil

This is impressive. And crazy. Crazpressive.

Channing Tatum And Jimmy Fallon Play "Sticky Balls"

This game is completely G-rated, I swear.

The Senator From Fox News

There's no shame in Geraldo's political game. "I'll be here every Friday, until as such time as it's no longer legal."

Donald Trump Goes On Twitter Rant About Rap Song Bearing His Name, Threatens To Sue

"I’m now going to teach you a big boy lesson about lawsuits and finance. You ungrateful dog!" Trump recently discovered Mac Miller's "Donald Trump" and has been harassing him on Twitter about it.

Candlelight Vigil For Boy Held Hostage In Alabama Bunker

Members of the community came together as the Alabama Bunker Hostage Crisis enters its third day.

13 Love Songs To The Paparazzi

Bashing the paparazzi is a great way to humblebrag about your totally inconvenient fame. But this can't be the only reason pop stars love singing about them.

Cat Swims Laps To Lose Weight

"It's not every day that you go out there and you see a swimming cat." Not. Every. Day. I go out there a lot, and I can verify the truth of this. (via Christy!)

The 19 Funniest Super Bowl Ads That Will Never, Ever Happen

Our friends at The Classical should be allowed to write all the Super Bowl ads.

Hotties Of The 2013 Super Bowl

Because even if you don't like football, you're definitely going to want to know who all the hotties are.

When To Facebook Message Your Ex Instead Of Calling

Well, if you're asking for a favor.

This Is How It Feels When Your Favorite Band Sells Out

Your favorite little band just blew up and their new album sucks so bad and everyone loves it.

BuzzFeed Blocked In Pakistan

The country's censorship firewall gets a little taller.

26 Designer Knock-Off DIYs That Cost Way Less Than The Real Thing

It's so frustrating when you see something you love that costs 1,000x what it actually should.

Alcohol Brands Marketed With Kids Cereal Mascots

Liquor companies would if they could.

7 Photos Of Marion Cotillard At A Harvard Drag Show

She was named Woman of the Year by Harvard's Hasty Pudding Theatricals, an all-male group that puts on cross-dressing musicals.

33 People Who Will Make You Feel Better About Your Dancing Abilities

You're not as bad at dancing as you think! Here are some examples of things you would never be caught doing on the floor.

Jimmy Fallon Used Puppies To Predict The Super Bowl

A viewer asked Jimmy Fallon to predict the outcome of Super Bowl 47 using puppies, he did and they chose the Baltimore Ravens.

Mitch McConnell Says The Best Way To Drink Bourbon Is In A Manhattan

It always comes down to the "unknown substances." And a couple of cherries.

Supermodel Bar Refaeli Sucks Face With Homely Nerd

It's on like Alderaan in Go Daddy's new Super Bowl spot. Couple did "45 takes" of kiss.

Suicide Bomber At U.S. Embassy In Turkey Kills At Least Two

An attack on the United States embassy in Ankara, Turkey kills a guard and the bomber. NBC is reporting that three are now dead. No one has claimed responsibility, but Kurdish rebels and Islamic militants are active in Turkey.

Fab Or Drab At Superbowl Halftime Shows Through The Years

They're a chance for music's biggest stars to show off their style. Sometimes they get it right, sometimes they don't.

Ed Koch Is Dead

New York's mayor and its mascot.

YouPorn Offering $150K For Arnold Schwarzenegger Sex Picture

The upside of being a pornographer is that you can pull any cheap publicity stunt without worrying that it’s going to ruin your brand. Actually, does anyone worry about that anymore? I digress, but so it is that YouPorn is publicly offering $150,000…

Bob Menendez The Talk Of Boozy New Jersey Political Event

The state's political class gathered in Washington to drink and speculate about the scandal-scarred Senator. "These are nameless, faceless allegations — you should find out who that is," says Menendez.

30 Rock Is Ending! 10 Ways Liz Lemon Made The World A Better Place

Tears! After seven seasons, we're saying goodbye to our dear friend, who accomplished everything from proving that nerdy can be sexy to hugging Oprah

WATCH: Anne Hathaway's 'Les Mis' Scene Spoofed In 'For Your Consideration' Video

Anne Hathaway's "Les Miserables" performance as the abject, tuberculosis-ridden French prostitute Fantine was so obviously an Oscars audition tape that you can practically hear her singing "I Dreamed of Oscar" during her big musical close-up. And…

Romney Campaign Donated Nearly $90,000 To The Red Cross A Month After The Election

The contribution came a month after Hurricane Sandy devastated the East Coast and three weeks after the election was over. The campaign didn't advertise its charity.

The 58 Cutest Things Found Behind The Scenes At The Puppy Bowl

How could anyone possibly rather watch a bunch of guys in meggings run around on a field than look at all these adorable puppies, kitty halftime performers, and HEDGEHOG CHEERLEADERS?!

Lautenberg: Spending Time Out Of Newark One Of Cory Booker's "Favorite Activities"

The Senator takes another dig at the man challenging his Senate seat next year. "Perhaps we were too close to Newark."

Chris Christie Still Loves President Obama

The Republican governor tipped his hat yet again to his unlikely ally. Plus a crack at Cuomo.

Mama’s Latest Right Wing Radio World Beef

Sean Hannity and Brian Maloney are claiming that Stephanie Miller and Chris Lavoie are marginalizing people who want to protect their homes with guns. In the soundbite, Stephanie and Chris both talk about right-wing radio’s job to make people…

10 Things To Watch Instead Of The Super Bowl

For all those folks who love TV but aren't fans of the Ravens or 49ers!

An Older Woman

The latest viral buzz from

‘I Was Totally Taken Aback’: Atheist Mom Deborah Mitchell On The Reaction To Her CNN iReport Essay

“I was a little disappointed in how mean people were, not just to me but to each other. You know, I expected them to attack me, but I really didn’t expect the sustained anger and, just, attacks on each other,” she says. “My mom was extremely…

Senators Only Asked Chuck Hagel About Iran And Israel

Or that's what it seemed like. A word cloud maps it out.

Chelsea Handler, Piers Morgan Trade Barbs On 'Chelsea Lately'

TV personalities Chelsea Handler and Piers Morgan bickered their way through the CNN host's awkward appearance on "Chelsea Lately."

12 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About The Movie "Groundhog Day"

Back in 1992, I made a movie called Groundhog Day.* If you've seen it, which you probably have (it's on TBS 24/7), you will probably love these 12 interesting facts about it.

That Time Oprah Visited The Simpsons In 1992

This clip aired once on the "Oprah" show and was never shown again after. Excuse the VHS marks, this shit is rare!

Liz Taylor's Gorgeous '64 Wedding Hairstyle Is Gorgeous

Droooool. Can we all start wearing our hair like this for the rest of time?

How Pure Are You: A 2013 Update

Purity tests were all the rage in the early days of the internet: here's an updated version for more recent sexy innovations.

Massive Explosion At Mexican Oil Company

Fourteen have reportedly died and 80 were injured after the blast.

The Man Ring - Own

Crafted from aerospace-grade titanium, the meticulously engineered, ruggedly stylish Man Ring conceals five essential small tools that swing out Swiss Army-style, including a comb, straight and serrated blades, a saw, and, arguably most critical of…

Here's A Little Girl Boxing In Kazakhstan, And Holy Crap

Here's a 5-year old little girl boxing in Kazakhstan. She could probably already kick your ass, and she's the size of your foot. Congratulations.

Someone Chopped Lance Armstrong's Interview Into Radiohead's 'Creep'

Fortunately, from the ashes of disgrace rises the Internet’s creativity, as a brilliant man named Matthijs Vlot chopped up Armstrong’s interview with Oprah and turned it into a delightful cover of Radiohead’s “Creep”, which is quite a fitting song…

The Baltimore Ravens Are The Clear Super Bowl Favorite (For Animals)

Can a cat, camel, and porcupine possibly be wrong?

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