February 1, 2013
Hey it turns out that the Super Bowl is TODAY! You will need something to eat, as will your vegan friends.
Guaranteed to prevent your significant other from dumping you and/or your friends from thinking you're lame.
Further proof that living near the Santa Monica farmers' market makes your life better than everyone else's.
What a twist! But after all, it is the 21st century.
The Scottish Terrier was 12 years old.
Way to set the bar for future product photography unnecessarily high.
Outdated rules and overzealous regulators mean kids can't use Path. Stop COPPA!
Ohhhhhh. It all makes sense now.
The new bicameral task force on climate change could move forward with carbon tax legislation. "It can also help reduce our deficit," says Waxman.
What social responsibility looks like for the world's biggest social network.
The Great Warrior tackles the hardest quests ever devised. She is a true hero for the ages.
She may be leaving her Secretary of State post, but you can keep a piece of her in your day-to-day life with an embroidery sampler. Or mug.
Edible Arrangements say, "I don't even care enough to carve pineapple hearts for you with my own two hands."
Food, foot pics, and sassy commentary. Plus, a cameo by a BuzzFeeder...
Welcome to Upside Downton Abbey.
What the hell just happened? Watch police officers tackle a man while he inhales from a balloon in his car.
"If you look at Beyonce and this Jay-Z fellow, it's been pretty much in praise and celebration of the modern criminal police state," the founder says.
The saddest month of all can still be delicious. These recipes will get you through.
Postal Service attorney Jennifer S. Breslin told the City of Cleveland that two school-zone speeding tickets and five red-light tickets given to Post Office trucks would not be paid, citing the constitution.
This video of a bully named Jaide getting taken down after provoking another girl into a fight is going viral on Twitter. (WARNING: violence and NSFW language).
Like it or not, these are the rules.
It might look a lil' something like this.
The pacifier weighs about half a pound and is currently the most expensive in the world.
Should you pull for the Ravens or the 49ers? It's a tough question, but tough questions yield satisfying, delicious answers.
Love is a battlefield.
A person familiar with the situation says Brown isn't looking to replace the new Secretary of State in the Senate.
Separate your cupcakes from the rest with these two ideas.
Remarkable before-and-after photos of seedy Times Square and desolate South Bronx — two areas that Koch, who died Friday, took under his mayoral wing in the '70s.
Long live political coverage at CNN. How Jeff Zucker's "out with the old, in with the new" strategy could remake the way the network covers the circus.
"I think in honor of black history month, they should add some black emojis. #justsayin"
Clinton set a new record for travel for a Secretary of State. Friday is her last day at the State Department.
Save the galaxy in style. Mikeasaurus will help you turn a pair of Mary Jane's into custom light-up R2-D2 fashion.
There was always something fishy about it.
What's the proper Victorian term for badass? Please secure all top hats and monocles before gunning it.
UPDATE: MTA has released video footage of the water main break. A massive, very photogenic headache for New York commuters. Updates will be posted as they occur.
Rep. Pete King shows up for an old friend facing charges.
There's no shame in Geraldo's political game. "I'll be here every Friday, until as such time as it's no longer legal."
Members of the community came together as the Alabama Bunker Hostage Crisis enters its third day.
Bashing the paparazzi is a great way to humblebrag about your totally inconvenient fame. But this can't be the only reason pop stars love singing about them.
Well, if you're asking for a favor.
The country's censorship firewall gets a little taller.
It's so frustrating when you see something you love that costs 1,000x what it actually should.
It always comes down to the "unknown substances." And a couple of cherries.
It's on like Alderaan in Go Daddy's new Super Bowl spot. Couple did "45 takes" of kiss.
An attack on the United States embassy in Ankara, Turkey kills a guard and the bomber. NBC is reporting that three are now dead. No one has claimed responsibility, but Kurdish rebels and Islamic militants are active in Turkey.
New York's mayor and its mascot.
The state's political class gathered in Washington to drink and speculate about the scandal-scarred Senator. "These are nameless, faceless allegations — you should find out who that is," says Menendez.
The contribution came a month after Hurricane Sandy devastated the East Coast and three weeks after the election was over. The campaign didn't advertise its charity.
The Senator takes another dig at the man challenging his Senate seat next year. "Perhaps we were too close to Newark."
The Republican governor tipped his hat yet again to his unlikely ally. Plus a crack at Cuomo.
Or that's what it seemed like. A word cloud maps it out.
Back in 1992, I made a movie called Groundhog Day.* If you've seen it, which you probably have (it's on TBS 24/7), you will probably love these 12 interesting facts about it.
Fourteen have reportedly died and 80 were injured after the blast.
Can a cat, camel, and porcupine possibly be wrong?