Archive
February 14, 2013

An Important Love Letter To Chipotle
Everyone's all paired up for Valentine's Day and I'm over here like "I Love Chipotle".

Paul Ryan's Budget May Count Cuts From "Obamaquester"
House GOP leaders want Obama to own the automatic cuts to spending known as the sequester, but their budget chief is expected to count the cuts toward his 10 year plan.

John McCain: People Haven't Forgotten What Hagel Said About George Bush
He says Senate Democrats will probably get the votes for Hagel, but mentions that Senate Republicans haven't forgotten him criticizing Bush.

A Very Accurate Workplace Notice
Velociraptors in the workplace is no laughing matter. Luckily, this place has a spotless record.

Frank Lautenberg Retires To Avoid The "Silly Season"
A decision, made in the last 24 hours, to protect his legacy. The Senator is "very upbeat" about finishing his fifth and last term, says a source.

New NRA Ad Predicts Dystopian Future Without High-Capicity Magazines
The NRA's new ad says regular Americans won't be able to protect themselves without high-capacity magazines.

Instagrams From Carnival Triumph Capture Photogenic Tent Cities, Poop Bags
The passengers of the Carnival Cruise "crisis" still have their wits and iPhones about them.

13 DIY Ideas Straight From New York's Runways
Dressing like a supermodel doesn't have to cost you a fortune.

Passengers Of Doomed Cruise Spell "HELP" With Their Bodies
A request for the choppers hovering above them — which happen to belong to CNN, not the Coast Guard.

How To Make The Best Pancakes From Scratch
You need a go-to pancake recipe. One that always turns out perfectly. Here it is!

Cory Booker Speaks Out On Lautenberg's Retirement
Having averted a potentially nasty primary fight, the Newark Mayor says in a statement to BuzzFeed that Lautenberg "has been a champion for the people of New Jersey." "On a personal note..."

50 Foods Shaped Like The 50 States
Hate to take sides, but Michigan definitely wins.

Maryland Senator Gets Super Excited Over Ravens Superbowl Victory
Charm City's favorite daughter Sen. Barbara Mikulski gives the most adorable Superbowl speech ever. "You know, I'm short and chunky, but I was ready to do cartwheels around my condo that evening!"

Please Play This Free, Gorgeous 3-Minute Long Game About Being A Fly
Are you really doing anything better right now?

Exclusive: Justice League #17 Ends With Someone In A Watery Grave
Family drama is always the worst. Aquaman calls on the Justice League to help stop his brother from destroying the surface once and for all.

It's Time For Hollywood To Make A Same-Sex Romantic Comedy
Because who wouldn't want to watch a shirtless Matt Bomer try to woo Jason Segel? Or a hard-charging Sandra Bullock accidentally fall in love with Sarah Paulson?

The Most Romantic Story In Congress
Love triumphs over oceans, war and politics.

Hagel Spoke Of Cooperation With Iran In 2007 Speech
According to the Free Beacon Hagel allegedly said during the Q&A after the speech the State Department was adjunct to the Israeli Foreign Minister’s office. The prepared text accessed via a Nexis search of press releases from his old Senate website does not include the Q&A, but does include praise for U.S. cooperation with Iran in Afghanistan. [[Update]] Chuck Hagel's 2008 speech to the ADC, also sought by conservatives is at the bottom of this post as well.

Homeless Man Returns Lost Engagement Ring In Best Story Of The Day
A homeless man in Kansas City returned an engagement ring that a young woman accidentally dropped into his coin collection cup. (via KCTV)

Who Was Reeva Steenkamp?
An international model, law graduate, and the girlfriend of Paralympic sprinter Oscar Pistorious, who was charged with murdering her this morning.

Apple's Podcast Disaster
Is the company that basically invented the podcast putting it out to pasture?

Happy Valentine's Day, 110 Million People In America Have Sexually Transmitted Illnesses
Two new studies released today paint a pretty grim picture of the sexual health of the country. Sexually transmitted illnesses (STIs) will unfortunately be a popular gift tonight.

A Lost Masterpiece Of Gaming Is Found
System Shock 2 is one of the best games ever made. Today, you can buy the first new edition in more than a decade.

10 Steps To The Most Delicious Valentine's Day Ever
Love is sweet, but you know what's sweeter? Cupcakes. And chocolate.

Inspriring, Heartwarming Photos Of Worldwide Demonstrations To End Violence Against Women
The One Billion Rising event involves women and men around the world demonstrating and dancing to raise awareness and call for an end to violence against women.

Karl Rove Huddles With House Republican Leaders
Even as he wars with the Tea Party, George W. Bush's political Svengali briefs House Republicans on the ways of messaging.

John Boehner Sexes It Up For Valentine's Day
Speaker of the House gives reporters some sugar.

House Of Valentine's Day Cards
To the Beltway. Love, Frank Underwood XOXO.

Kristofferson
I found him outside in the snow and now he's my second cat. Oops!

The Moon Is Way Smaller Than You Thought
Conversely, perhaps the United States is way bigger. Obtuse geographical distances can be hard to wrap your mind around until something like this happens.

Astronaut Chris Hadfield Sings With The Barenaked Ladies While In Space
Both the arts and space exploration could use more funding to keep making awesome collaborations. Just sayin'.

Adopted Teenage Boy's "Newborn" Photo Shoot
Thirteen year-old Latrell Higgins and his professional photographer mother recreated a baby photo shoot.

19 Things That Will Drive You Crazy If You're A Nerd
Nothing gets by a nerd. If you're a true geek, this post will make you cringe.

Star Trek Visualizes The Importance Of A Good Haircut
First impressions are crucial in the 24th century.

17 Beautiful And Mouthwatering Photos Of Edomae Sushi
These gems of traditional sushi-craft are over-the-top beautiful.

The Luigi Omen
The Wii U is a disaster. Is Nintendo's decision to bring the lovable green loser off the bench a bad sign?

What Does Netflix Want You To Watch?
On a day meant for intimacy, let's all share the most intimate thing imaginable: our customized Netflix recommendations. This is like the best personality test of all time.

Tragic Valentine's Day Tweet By Oscar Pistorius' Girlfriend
Reeva Steenkamp was found dead in the home of the Olympian early this morning and Pistorius has been charged with murder. This was posted yesterday, one of Steenkamp's final updates.

Look At This Cute 102-Year-Old Lady Dancing
After you're done absorbing all the adorableness that is a dancing Desiline Victor gif, watch the video to find out why this 102-year-old American hero is so happy.

Olympian Oscar Pistorius Charged With Murder After Shooting
Initial reports from local media say that Pistorius claims he mistook the woman found dead at his home for a burglar.

Chappaqua Is Ready For President Hillary Clinton
The small Hudson Valley town that learned to love living with the former First Family doesn't want Hillary going anywhere but the White House. "The town is on board," says Greenberg.

Chris Dorner's Mother Releases A Statement
Nancy Dorner, the mother of fired LAPD police officer Chris Dorner, released the following statement Wednesday evening.