Because we tried them for you in April!
Because we tried them for you in June!
When you need a break from wandering around in circles.
Once you’ve already bought like 12 books, that is.
All the joy you need for just $6.99.
Every one of these will transform your life into an extremely chill sitch.
Even if you, yourself, are not a bird.
That is, for the baby in your life to WEAR; you might have to handle the knitting part yourself.
Love conquers all, except Malm and Hemnes.
Hey, clichés are clichés for a reason.
You’ll either feel the satisfaction of tending to a living thing besides yourself, or you’ll become a heartless bearer of death.
She’d dig my apartment and hate how often I eat Brussels sprouts.
See you at the laundromat!!
They’ll spend a lifetime stuck to the fridge.
For Mother’s Day, or her birthday, or any old day.
It’s your party, and you can make everyone arrive at 2pm if you want to.
Good luck escaping without a full set of stainless steel appliances.
Because we tried them for you in March!
Because you can’t read a book in the shower.