It’s the thought that counts, but you may as well make it cute too.
A rememberlutions jar is a fantastic alternative (or addition!) to New Year’s resolutions.
What do you mean, they don’t make rose gold cactus-shaped pool floaties?!?
In praise of the early-December start date.
I saw Mommy [redacted] Santa Claus…
“It’s like underpants, but for wine.”
Nobody deserves a Viking drinking horn quite like you do.
A spirited point-counterpoint.
You’re not lazy, you’re just incredibly efficient.
Professor Kukui is slightly bae tbh.
Accio every cute notebook in existence.
All you need is 57 DVDs of “Click” and a dream.
Don’t let anyone tell you that you don’t deserve fancy-ass jars.
Because no art (or anything else) is perfect.
BuzzFeed editors give thanks for the support.
Are you a sexy ear of corn or a sultry Spongebob?
It’s not Halloween until you’ve plunged your hand into some pumpkin guts.