"There is such power in creating something designed to fit only you. It’s a quiet fuck-you to any clothing company or magazine or person that’s ever made you feel less." An excerpt from Alanna Okun's essay collection The Curse of the Boyfriend Sweater.

Alanna Okun • 7 months ago

It's the thought that counts, but you may as well make it cute too.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

A rememberlutions jar is a fantastic alternative (or addition!) to New Year's resolutions.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

What do you mean, they don't make rose gold cactus-shaped pool floaties?!?

Alanna Okun • One year ago

In praise of the early-December start date.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

"Dear Satan..."

Alanna Okun • One year ago

I saw Mommy [redacted] Santa Claus...

Alanna Okun • One year ago

"It's like underpants, but for wine."

Alanna Okun • One year ago

Nobody deserves a Viking drinking horn quite like you do.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

A spirited point-counterpoint.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

You're not lazy, you're just incredibly efficient.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

Professor Kukui is slightly bae tbh.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

Accio every cute notebook in existence.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

All you need is 57 DVDs of "Click" and a dream.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

Don't let anyone tell you that you don't deserve fancy-ass jars.

Alanna Okun • One year ago

Because no art (or anything else) is perfect.

Alanna Okun • 2 years ago

BuzzFeed editors give thanks for the support.

Nora Whelan • One year ago

Yer a pumpkin, Harry.

Alanna Okun • 2 years ago

Are you a sexy ear of corn or a sultry Spongebob?

Alanna Okun • 2 years ago

It's not Halloween until you've plunged your hand into some pumpkin guts.

Alanna Okun • 2 years ago