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August 1, 2013

No really, she looks great. Really great, and thus like nothing you'd expect from someone wearing denim patchwork.

Wear your heart on your plate, that's what I always say!

Here’s Courtney Stodden‘s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now…

Sometimes it's skill. Sometimes it's luck. But every single time, it's pure genius.

Your parents were right — you should have never cut Barbie's hair.

Uh...Ken? You ok?

It's so easy to get wrapped up in your life and forget that there's a big wide world of beautiful things out there so to help you get away from the mundane stack of paperwork piling up on your desk, here's a list of beautiful things found in nature that have to be seen to be believed. Some may need explaining but some speak for themselves.

It's their character you marry for those 16-20 episodes.

A handy explainer in Romy & Michele's High School Reunion GIFs.

In 2006, diver and artist Jason de Caries Taylor discovered the world's first underwater sculpture park in Grenada. He then photographed the monument which is now part of the National Geographic 25 Wonders of the World and spring-boarded the MUSA Project - a collection of over 450 public sculptural works, submerged off the coast of Cancun, Mexico. Here are 14 pictures of the mysterious, beautiful and harrowing statues.

When Woody Allen likes an actor, he tends to use her over and over again — especially if they happen to be married. Here are 15 women who appeared in more than one of the prolific writer-director's films.

“Let’s start talking about how straight marriage is unnatural—specifically the concept of monogamy. Now, I’m not against marriage. I think a wedding is the most beautiful gift you can give to your parents’ friends, but what’s natural about…

DM: Totally! It’s that “Oh, things were so much more fun when we were young and everything sucks now” idea. You can tell when you’re listening to “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” that this is supposed to be a classic American tale of youth and boys…

UPDATED: The BBC has announced that the newest Time Lord will be unveiled on Sunday -- here's what you need to know about the big reveal and the odds on the top candidates.

Clarissa Explains It All totally got the dating experience right. Here's proof that not much has changed since the '90s.

"His proposal would allow federal employees and congressional staff to keep their coverage but would not allow members to exempt themselves."

In the Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton wrote a detailed account of how she and her husband arrived at a decision about whether to circumcise her newborn son. Barton and her spouse pored over studies tracking penile cancer and urinary tract…

Change is coming to Iran, 140 characters at a time.

Because "to write or not to write" has never been the question.

Here's what happened today!

Terrible for tourists. Terrible for Londoners. Shut it down.

Dozens of CIA operatives were on the ground during the deadly terror attack but are being kept quiet with frequent polygraphs and "pure intimidation," CNN reported on Thursday.

These are some of the standout pieces, so far.

August 1, 2013. History made.

Please don't forward this to people with Aussie parents. Just don't.

Since its the beginning of "Back To School" month here on Buzznet, I wanted to show you some of the most fantastic, retro bubblegothtastic backpacks to make your back to school pack a statement. We all LOVED the fashion of the 90's from bubble…

So, uh, can you not?

Former BuzzFeed writer Jack Moore's feed got him staffed on Fox's upcoming Alexis Bledel/Jason Ritter sitcom Us & Them, about online romance.

"Get over it. Love God."

I realize these are only movies, but COME ON!

You sprinted from the bus stop to see these

Plus the definitive Aaron Paul career timeline, what your favorite afternoon snack says about you, and the 50 best live acts in music right now.

Simple English words are so juvenile in other languages.

Sex, drugs, and woodland creatures. Language is NSFW for childhood memories.

Besides Facebook telling you your literal birthday.


Good luck trying to fake sick in this house, buddy!

We're all guilty of it and yet we do it all the time. Let's count down the top social media mistakes that millenials love to make.

The creative mastermind who stars on The League and Adult Swim's NTSF:SD:SUV:: shares his tips for reaching the A-List.

Honest question here: Let’s say you’re 100% sober and don’t have the option to change that. If you were forced to hang out with a blacked out woman or a blacked out man for five hours, which one would you choose? I can’t say I have an answer.

After investigating the constitution of the nation's most-consumed coffees, we found this truth to be self-evident: all cups of Joe are not created equal. Especially ones that have booze in them.

You might want to give yourself some alone time before you read this post.

Speaking as a lady who desperately wishes she could piss out a campfire.

Herbalife, a dietary supplement company that has captured the intense focus of three of the hedge fund world's most influential investors, continues to rake in capital, most recently from George Soros. Four, if you count Daniel Loeb.

If Queen Elizabeth and Zeus mated, this is what it would look like. Meet the perfect British-Greek hybrid.

Are you sure you want kids?

Apparently, every new FIAT comes with a complimentary Italian family in the backseat.

Beatriz Tinoco (@bktinoco) tweeted about the day she met her tennis hero and how "dorky" and "funny" and "amazing" and "kind" he is. This will make you smile and cry and love Federer even more than you do right now.

Kessler said he doesn't regret anything he posted on YouTube.

The former Goldman Sachs vice president was found civilly liable on six counts of defrauding investors in a $1 billion mortgage security deal.

Mel Allen had better days in the booth than this one. (Yeesh.)

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

In this case, the Texas Rangers'.

Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson says he won't back down from controversial comments he made following the George Zimmerman verdict after he was asked to apologize by Florida Gov. Rick Scott.

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Time to check out the label on your ground beef. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, a Kansas company has recalled approximately 50,000 pounds of meat due to a possible e.coli contamination.

Cinderblock walls, fluorescent lights, and plastic mattresses be damned.

When Paul Haggis left Scientology, apparently Leah Remini still maintained contact with him despite explicit instructions from the church to treat him like he has full Klaknor shingles. And now in light of her recent deflection, he’s written an open…

The cable network has just announced a special titled The Man With the 132 lb…The special chronicles the challenges of Wesley Warren Jr., a 49-year-old Las Vegas resident who is living with a rare medical condition called “scrotal lymphedema.” The…

"The Twenty-sixth of July Movement is...not a communist movement and it differs from communism in several respects." - Fidel Castro

...with a little help of catnip at the beginning ;)

It's not easy to be a big (castrated) cat... ;) Nikita will be spayed soon.

Photographer Henry Hargreaves attended the Hemingway look-a-like contest at Sloppy Joe's in Key West, FL, and shot 13 of the bearded contestants vying to be the next "Papa". He had each sitter don a replica of the sweater Hemingway wore in an iconic black and white portrait from 1957.

Let these animals teach you how to have a rockin' first day of school!


The Human Rights Campaign has sent a letter asking the biggest names in Hollywood to take a stand against Russian laws that criminalize and harass the country's LGBT community.

So as you probably heard yesterday, Teresa Giudice and Joe Giudice – of the most horrible New Jersey Giudices — might actually got to jail for being criminals. The crime? Turning a once entertaining reality show into a completely boring soap opera…

House Republicans, in a lengthy report on the Justice Department's leak investigations, formally accused Attorney General Eric Holder of misleading Congress with "deceptive" testimony that he knew nothing of the "potential prosecution" of the press.

Saddle up, you cynical SOB.

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Mistakes were made.

THIS JUST IN: Your job could be worse.

"Russia has stabbed us in the back," Schumer says.

The singer discusses her jailbird inspiration, how she was introduced to the show, and how she still hasn't finished the first season.


Your cynical adult heart: THAWED.

What if Wolverine really lost his healing mutant power? He could die like anyone else. Cats, food, disease, etc. Anything could kill him.

Headband O headband, thyself is a beauty.

Let's cancel it.

Fox Business Network host Don Imus praised Aslan's book Zealot on Thursday morning. This was an unusual break from the criticism Aslan's book has received from other parts of the Fox News world.

Bravo, the male form. Bravo, men's tights.

Feel free to fan yourself with your powdered wig.

Ryan Aslan is a Shish Kebab eater. So why is he trying to eat Hot Dogs? Spirited Debate's Lauren Green asks the tough questions, over and over again.

The White House and U.S. lawmakers fumed Thursday after NSA leaker Edward Snowden apparently was allowed to leave the Moscow airport and enter Russian territory on temporary refugee status.

You've got to get from Point A to Point B somehow, so you may as well make the most of the journey.

Young Adult books for girls have always had the best, weirdest, most vivid outfit descriptions. Here are 10 we STILL want.

Lettuce enjoy more then one type of Rebecca.

Yahoo bought Tumblr because Tumblr has millions of young users. But are they sticking around?

This art installation featuring your talking childhood friend is...shudder.

At the moment, the toast of Southern California have baseball's best hitter, best pitcher, and best insane Cuban rookie.

Instagram videos have given Vine a run for its money. Their 15 second videos, click-to-play option, and range of filters makes for the perfect video app. So why can't we seem to delete our Vines?

Eggs, lightbulbs, and whiskey at the touch of a button.

Ariel Castro testified Thursday before being sentenced to life in prison.

Warning: may fall deeper in love with Ewan McGregor as a side effect.

The Senate Majority Leader was not pleased with his colleagues' lack of decorum during debate on a transportation spending bill. And he let them know it.

Behold 'Date With A Wrestler,' the Tumblr that combines photos of your favorite pro wrestling superstars with creepy OkCupid bios. Ever wanted to hook up with Max Moon over the Internet? NOW'S YOUR SHOT.

Don't forget they both got their start at Nickelodeon as kids.

Everyone really is up to get lucky.

Glenn Beck whipped out his chalkboard to connect Reza Aslan, the author who achieved internet fame this week for keeping his cool during a hostile and uninformed interview on Fox News that focused on his Muslim faith, to billionaire and Beck-villain George Soros. Beck added, "Forget about this guy being a phony Muslim, or a phony scholar; he's a radical progressive."

Fab or drab?

The tape, which records the White House intern desperately trying to lure him into meeting her, was reportedly released to the National Enquirer after it was obtained by a cleaner hired by friends of Lewinsky.

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Move over, life-size Barbie. Miley appears to be serving sloppy tongue to a baby.

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Fab or drab?

White may be traditional these days for most of us, but you can be wedding-ready in colors ranging from blush to black.

Fab or drab?

This story is so heartwarming that it's actually hard to get through.

This shit, they're over it.

Scandinavian words, names, noises, and foods from St. Olaf's very own Golden Girl.

Angel Haze got bored, so she made her own version of Kanye's song, and won.

We are all these pugs.

Apparently, the boycott by major retailers didn't work.

Freezing Your Avocados - What is the process and does it really work?

Aren't you just a little bit fed up with cats and dogs?

Own that ponytail!


Get centered with grassy, citrusy lemon balm. A member of the mint family, it calms, improves mood and memory and even repels mosquitoes!

The House on Wednesday gave final congressional approval to a bipartisan measure that links student loan interest rates to the financial markets.

It isn’t far-fetched to say that Patricia Lockwood’s poem “Rape Joke,” which was published at The Awl this week, was the best thing most people read on the Internet, and quite possibly the brightest moment for poetry, this entire year. Very rarely…

Life surprises, sometimes by giving you an enormous scrotum.

With IPO activity on the rise, the New York Stock Exchange has been hosting "boot camps" to whip private companies into shape for going public. Here is what they learn.

Who needs signs?

Here's the newest dish in our “go-to recipe” column of quick and easy stuff you'll make over and over again.

Quick, buy everything before you forget.

C'mon, we all wish we were this fabulous. After all, YOLO - You're Only Little Once.

He's a Chiweenie with a bit of an overbite, and he just turned 3 years old!

Corgis. Important. Instagram.

Just when you think a subject (the difference between "porn sex" and "real sex") has been run into the ground by a stampede of good intentions, you watch an airy three-minute video of fruits and vegetables and a crisp, soothing British voice…

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Bianca Jagger, '70s

This morning local officials began to issue the first marriage licenses to same-sex couples. ‘‘A day of smooching’’ for Rhode Island.

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Cost of living calculators are often too general to be useful. What if you have a pet, or if you want to belong to a gym? What if you want to live like P. Diddy? BuzzFeed built one that takes all that into account.

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It's great to be naked, but where are the best places to enjoy your nudity?

NASA scientists compiled 130 years of Earth temperature data into a short animation. See if you can guess how it ends.

If your partner let you sleep with one celebrity, who would it be?

Fab or drab?

“Sir, will you please run with me?”

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Best job in the world.

Lawyers for James ‘‘Whitey’’ Bulger released photos of the infamous mobster hanging out with parrots, a goat, and relaxing at the beach as part of his defense.

Though the many abandoned box stores around the country may have a huge environmental impact, at least one of them is being put to good use.

As illustrated by Malcolm in the Middle. WARNING: SPOILERS.

Rocket attacks in Homs sent a massive ball of fire into the sky. At least 22 people were killed in the blast.

Though we don't know her real name, the Internet has christened her "crazy rhubarb lady." Per Gawker, she lives somewhere in Iowa, but with a mouth like that, she must've spent some time in San Quentin.

Fab or drab?

It's Aug. 1, so HAPPY IPA DAY. As if you needed an excuse to drink more of that delicious liquid gold.

Put them on your registry NOW before your baby ends up with a whole wardrobe of ill-fitting onesies. The products in this post were updated in August 2018.

Get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week; click here to sign up. Please send your questions for publication to (Questions may be edited.) Got a burning question for Prudie? She'll be online at to…

The saying “30 is the new 21” gets bandied about a fair bit nowadays. But the reality is more and more totally awesome kids (and I do mean kids) are either staying home longer, or, given the toilet bowl that is the post-college job market, moving back in.

(Newser) – When a 95-year-old at a Chicago senior living community refused medical treatment, police were called in—and wound up killing the man with a bean-bag gun, the Chicago Tribune reports.…

Kimi makes warning growls as Oscar wait his turn to each. Just listen to those cute purrs and squeaks when Oscar sits on the camera.

"You painted my face on some shorts? Not impressed."

From gadget cozies to Star Wars posters, these tech-related DIYs are an adorable way to show your geeky side.

For charity, of course.

"I've read the whole transcript," says the former presidential candidate. He says the church won't be changing its stance on homosexuality anytime soon.

Everybody has an awkward stage. His had long hair.


Between being overworked and perpetually poor, the chances that you'll be visiting these amazing places in person before you die are pretty slim. Thankfully, the internet is here to help you virtually experience these amazing destinations from the comfort of your cubicle.

Even owls go through puberty. And it's just as awkward as you remember.

The three-time Emmy winner has plans to move behind the camera in the post-Walter White era. Plus: Saul Goodman's advice for Anthony Weiner.

The 26-year-old's new show, Please Like Me, is a heartfelt, funny, and extremely awkward look at coming of age, coming out of the closet, and dealing with depression.

NEW YORK (MainStreet)— More than half of Americans carry a balance on their credit cards, but 44% said that if given an extra $1,000, they'd pay off some debt.

Try harder.

Your job could probably be done by a robot, and the robot would do it better.

I got to the office this morning, only to have my boss request that I join a meeting he was in. I headed over to the neighboring building where the conference room was located, and there sat my boss...with the guy from Human Resources. Oh, no.

"I feel like Meryl Smurfenstreep!"

Suddenly our insatiable desire for veggie dogs has waned.

It's everything I'd imagined Ron would grow up to be.

This is so cool.

Screw the travel blogs. Here's what you should actually do when you're in Sydney.

They're all the same. All of them.

Surely this is treason?

He has reportedly been given papers for one-year asylum in Russia.

It's hard out there for a tiny girl.

You've eaten squirrel. You've shat in many an outhouse. And you've shot guns. Many guns.

These two ads — one shark-related TV spot and an interactive Big Nose installation— are the craziest Japanese ads of the year, so far.


Out of this world baking.

This lucky 6 year old girl really does have totally awesome parents. Via Reddit

These are powerful.

It’s hard to imagine anything sexy could happen within a five block radius of the gonad clenching black hole that is Lena Dunham. But Jemima Kirke’s dress got blown up by the wind on the set and everybody freaked out when they saw an ass that…

Remember: bass dogs are for life, not just for festival season.

Here’s Snooki in Seaside Heights, New Jersey yesterday where she actually looked more like her normal self and less like whatever that shellacked thing was we posted the other day. It’s either because of the muffin top, or the fact that she’s…

The text was prepared by civil servants as part of a 1983 "war game".

Want to have sex like a celebrity? Read this to find out how!

From love letters to four leaf clovers.

The head of the National Security Agency defended the government’s much-criticized surveillance program at a computer hackers’ conference Wednesday.

Last week, a team of researchers led by Geoffrey Kabat of Albert Einstein College of Medicine published a study showing that each additional 4 inches of height increases the risk of all types of cancer by 13 percent among post-menopausal women. That…

Because political sex scandals are back in vogue (thanks Anthony Weiner), the National Enquirer has dug up a recording that Monica Lewinsky made for Bill Clinton nearly two decades ago.

If The Graduate introduced audiences to the first one-night stand with a cougar, Harold and Maude still taught us the compelling nature of love and its capacity to ignore the trivial significance of age. Here's the advice offered by younger, death-obsessed Harold for young men seeking older ladyloves like capricious, elderly Maude.

Joy Behar and “Saturday Night Live” alum Julia Sweeney discuss the inspiration for her iconic and gender-nonconforming character “Pat,” plus Joy makes Sweeney spill the dirt on why action film actor Steven Seagal was the worst guest host of all time.

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America’s Got Talent is making itself quite at home at Radio City Music Hall. The July 30 live episode featured another set of 12 amazing talents trying to earn votes for a spot in the semi-finals. picked our five favorites from…

Reporters chase the newly silent candidate in his old congressional district. "Where is Barbara!"

Though since their creation they have answered a number of requests, (Search within boards, repetitive pinning notice, and private boards, to name a few) I ask that the "Pinterest People" consider these ten wishes I have compiled.

Earlier Tuesday, we brought you word of Olivia Nuzzi, a former intern to New York City mayoral candidate Anthony Weiner who had begun dishing inside-the-campaign details to the press in the aftermath of recent campaign-crippling revelations that…

There is a fantasy, a black-and-white screen cliché that love looks like the mad, romantic dash through airports for a last chance at a flailing kiss. And then the credits roll. And the lights come on. And we must go back to our real lives where we…

Sara Kushnick was 3 years old when her twin brother, Samuel, went to the hospital with respiratory troubles. He had always been the sickly one of the pair, subject to inexplicable earaches, sore throats, fevers, growing more slowly than his robust…

The public’s aversion to electric cars did not stop the Department of Energy from giving a San Francisco-based company more than $100 million – with few strings attached – for a problem-plagued effort to establish a network of charging stations in…

First of all, holy crap, that hair is perfect—it's like fricking Barbie hair. Now that I got that out of the way, let's talk about a more subtle detail of this photo of Amanda Seyfried, taken at a Lovelace press conference last night. She used a…

The 82-year-old billionaire hung out with Aaron Paul at the show's final season premiere.

A giant KFC bucket mysteriously showed up in Aleena Headrick's Waynesboro, Ga., yard.

In honor of Jackée returning to the New York stage in a strictly limited engagement in Off-Broadway's long-running hit "NEWSical: the Musical" (August 23-27) - we're celebrating the best moments from her Emmy Award winning role as Sandra Clark on "227".

Is J Street back in the fold? Trying to create the "political environment" in Washington for peace in the Middle East.

AMDG, Strong Truths Well Lived, #hounds, and all that jazz.

Old Masters are so pre-19th Century. Brilliant artist Kehinde Wiley first gave traditional paintings a fresh new look for an art series that turned into a book with the same name: Black Light. Here, Wiley's paintings are juxtaposed side-by-side with the originals, effectively transcending mere parody by addressing issues of cultural heritage and identity in a way that's both amusing and thought-provoking. Basically, you can be smart and think these are funny.

And no, there's no fist pumping or fake tanning included.

This week's installment: The best first kiss any girl could ask for.

Because who doesn't dream of a world where little Twinkie-shaped beings live to serve your every need?

"Jefferson said, 'The care of human life and happiness, and not their destruction, is the first and only object of good government.' I know, he was probably a Kenyan — but I think we can agree Republicans that saving American lives is what…


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Including the giant movie star that Aladdin's face was modeled after.

Everyone makes mistakes, but it's especially funny when big brands make them.

The league is planning to ban Alex Rodriguez from baseball for life unless the Yankees star agrees not to fight a major suspension for his role in a performance-enhancing drug scandal.

Uncover the secret lives of countries even that LeapFrog globe didn't know about.

It would look batshit insane, according to this new commercial.

Yesterday, James Brooks — the artist formerly known as Elite Gymnastics and these days known as Dead Girlfriends — released a new EP entitled Stop Pretending. The EP’s caused a heap of debate online, largely because of its closing track, “On…

We all know by now that drinking plenty of water each day is an important part of having healthy, pretty skin—so seriously, why is drinking enough water so darn difficult? I'm not even one of those people who passionately dislikes drinking water,…

Stephen Fry, writer, actor, comedian, genius, and host of the (absolutely brilliant) panel show QI (Quiet Interesting) is one of the UK's most cherished national treasures. Here's why.

Morrison, the Scottish master who began his Batman epic seven years ago this month, wraps it up with today’s Batman Incorporated #13. Across the years, he reinvented old ideas like Batman’s son, the Club of Heroes and even Bat-Mite, and made both…

Kate Upton arrives in style to the Casting By screening after party held at the Gramercy Park Hotel on Monday evening (July 29) in New York City. The 21-year-old…

Benedict Cumberbatch kisses model Katia Elizarova while attending a friend's wedding on Saturday (July 20) in Ibiza, Spain. The 37-year-old actor, who served…

Kate Upton shows off her rockin’ body in a white bikini in this new pic shared on her Twitter account on Tuesday (July 23).

Sienna Miller and James Franco pose together for a photograph at the BMWi3 Global Reveal Party held at the Old Billingsgate Market on Monday (July 29) in London, England.

OH, GIRLS. Buckle your sex belts (that’s okay to say, right?) because I have some scientific information from, for whatever reason, that you are not going to want to ignore! Via ONTD:

That's one big baby! Baby Jasleen was born naturally on July 26 -- and she weighed 13.47 pounds! But what undiagnosed medical condition caused the bigger-than-normal baby? Oh, baby! Jasleen was bor...

Khloe Kardashian has always been presented as the one Kardashian sister who has struggled to get pregnant. Was the drama all for the cameras? Either way, the reality star is now ready to start a family with her husband Lamar Odom, and make getting…

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