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August 1, 2013

No really, she looks great. Really great, and thus like nothing you'd expect from someone wearing denim patchwork.

Wear your heart on your plate, that's what I always say!

Here’s Courtney Stodden‘s giant implants in a lettuce bikini handing out free veggie dogs at a PETA event in Hollywood yesterday because animals? It’s not important. What is important is that Courtney has taken the next step in her career and is now…

Sometimes it's skill. Sometimes it's luck. But every single time, it's pure genius.

Your parents were right — you should have never cut Barbie's hair.

Uh...Ken? You ok?

It's so easy to get wrapped up in your life and forget that there's a big wide world of beautiful things out there so to help you get away from the mundane stack of paperwork piling up on your desk, here's a list of beautiful things found in nature that have to be seen to be believed. Some may need explaining but some speak for themselves.

It's their character you marry for those 16-20 episodes.

A handy explainer in Romy & Michele's High School Reunion GIFs.

In 2006, diver and artist Jason de Caries Taylor discovered the world's first underwater sculpture park in Grenada. He then photographed the monument which is now part of the National Geographic 25 Wonders of the World and spring-boarded the MUSA Project - a collection of over 450 public sculptural works, submerged off the coast of Cancun, Mexico. Here are 14 pictures of the mysterious, beautiful and harrowing statues.

When Woody Allen likes an actor, he tends to use her over and over again — especially if they happen to be married. Here are 15 women who appeared in more than one of the prolific writer-director's films.

“Let’s start talking about how straight marriage is unnatural—specifically the concept of monogamy. Now, I’m not against marriage. I think a wedding is the most beautiful gift you can give to your parents’ friends, but what’s natural about…

DM: Totally! It’s that “Oh, things were so much more fun when we were young and everything sucks now” idea. You can tell when you’re listening to “Paradise By The Dashboard Light” that this is supposed to be a classic American tale of youth and boys…

UPDATED: The BBC has announced that the newest Time Lord will be unveiled on Sunday -- here's what you need to know about the big reveal and the odds on the top candidates.

Clarissa Explains It All totally got the dating experience right. Here's proof that not much has changed since the '90s.

"His proposal would allow federal employees and congressional staff to keep their coverage but would not allow members to exempt themselves."

In the Atlantic this week, Shawnee Barton wrote a detailed account of how she and her husband arrived at a decision about whether to circumcise her newborn son. Barton and her spouse pored over studies tracking penile cancer and urinary tract…

Change is coming to Iran, 140 characters at a time.

Because "to write or not to write" has never been the question.

Here's what happened today!

Terrible for tourists. Terrible for Londoners. Shut it down.

Dozens of CIA operatives were on the ground during the deadly terror attack but are being kept quiet with frequent polygraphs and "pure intimidation," CNN reported on Thursday.

These are some of the standout pieces, so far.

August 1, 2013. History made.

Please don't forward this to people with Aussie parents. Just don't.

Since its the beginning of "Back To School" month here on Buzznet, I wanted to show you some of the most fantastic, retro bubblegothtastic backpacks to make your back to school pack a statement. We all LOVED the fashion of the 90's from bubble…

So, uh, can you not?

Former BuzzFeed writer Jack Moore's feed got him staffed on Fox's upcoming Alexis Bledel/Jason Ritter sitcom Us & Them, about online romance.

"Get over it. Love God."

I realize these are only movies, but COME ON!

You sprinted from the bus stop to see these

Plus the definitive Aaron Paul career timeline, what your favorite afternoon snack says about you, and the 50 best live acts in music right now.

Simple English words are so juvenile in other languages.

Sex, drugs, and woodland creatures. Language is NSFW for childhood memories.

Besides Facebook telling you your literal birthday.

Exclusive.

Good luck trying to fake sick in this house, buddy!

We're all guilty of it and yet we do it all the time. Let's count down the top social media mistakes that millenials love to make.

The creative mastermind who stars on The League and Adult Swim's NTSF:SD:SUV:: shares his tips for reaching the A-List.

Honest question here: Let’s say you’re 100% sober and don’t have the option to change that. If you were forced to hang out with a blacked out woman or a blacked out man for five hours, which one would you choose? I can’t say I have an answer.

After investigating the constitution of the nation's most-consumed coffees, we found this truth to be self-evident: all cups of Joe are not created equal. Especially ones that have booze in them.

You might want to give yourself some alone time before you read this post.

Speaking as a lady who desperately wishes she could piss out a campfire.

Herbalife, a dietary supplement company that has captured the intense focus of three of the hedge fund world's most influential investors, continues to rake in capital, most recently from George Soros. Four, if you count Daniel Loeb.

If Queen Elizabeth and Zeus mated, this is what it would look like. Meet the perfect British-Greek hybrid.

Are you sure you want kids?

Apparently, every new FIAT comes with a complimentary Italian family in the backseat.

Beatriz Tinoco (@bktinoco) tweeted about the day she met her tennis hero and how "dorky" and "funny" and "amazing" and "kind" he is. This will make you smile and cry and love Federer even more than you do right now.

Kessler said he doesn't regret anything he posted on YouTube.

The former Goldman Sachs vice president was found civilly liable on six counts of defrauding investors in a $1 billion mortgage security deal.

Mel Allen had better days in the booth than this one. (Yeesh.)

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

In this case, the Texas Rangers'.

Civil rights leader Jesse Jackson says he won't back down from controversial comments he made following the George Zimmerman verdict after he was asked to apologize by Florida Gov. Rick Scott.

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Time to check out the label on your ground beef. According to the U.S. Department of Agriculture, a Kansas company has recalled approximately 50,000 pounds of meat due to a possible e.coli contamination.

Cinderblock walls, fluorescent lights, and plastic mattresses be damned.

When Paul Haggis left Scientology, apparently Leah Remini still maintained contact with him despite explicit instructions from the church to treat him like he has full Klaknor shingles. And now in light of her recent deflection, he’s written an open…

The cable network has just announced a special titled The Man With the 132 lb…The special chronicles the challenges of Wesley Warren Jr., a 49-year-old Las Vegas resident who is living with a rare medical condition called “scrotal lymphedema.” The…

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