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April 1, 2016

Esta urna te permite regresar de la muerte como un árbol

¿Qué tal si transformamos todos los cementerios en bosques?

El cast de Batman Vs. Superman jugó con nosotros "Héroe o Villano"

Ben Affleck, Gal Gadot y Zack Snyder escogen la Liga de la Justicia Mexicana.

21 Series y películas de Netflix que no debes perderte en abril

Tus fines de semana ocupados de aquí a mayo.

Just Fooling Around: 5 Pranks Pulled By Famous Musicians

It's April Fool's Day, which means that it's best to be on guard for possible pranks that might be pulled at your expense, but it's not as if the pulling of practical jokes is something that's limited to a single day of the year. Here are five instances where notable musicians entertained themselves and had some fun, some of which were on April 1, some of which weren't, but they're all pretty funny...at least to the people who weren't the victims, anyway.

Which "Love" Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac?

Are you more Mickey, Gus, or Bertie?

Obama Says Trump Doesn't Know Much About "The World Generally"

The president was asked about comments Trump recently made about Japan and South Korea developing their own nuclear weapons.

What Expensive Beauty Item Is Actually Worth The Cost?

I'm looking at you, Naked palette.

Best Friends Chose Surprise Tattoos For Each Other And Actually Did A Great Job

"Now there's a part of me forever *whispers* on your body."

Here's How To Make Breakfast In The Slow Cooker

Chili for breakfast? Why, yes indeed.

Body Camera Video Shows Police Officer Mistakenly Shooting Undercover Cop

"I'm sorry man, I didn't know it was you," the officer screamed. "Jacob, man, hang in there, bro. I thought you were a bad guy."

The Most Influential Stories You Can't Miss This Week

This week for BuzzFeed News, Melissa Gira Grant reveals that heroism does not always lead to happy endings. Read it and other great stories from BuzzFeed and around the web.

22 Insanely Adorable Products You Can Buy On Sale Right Now

So cute. So on sale. So in your shopping cart right now.

Which "Undertale" Character Matches Your Zodiac Sign?

Are you a skeleton with high standards?

Questions Cis Women Have For Trans Women

"I belong here, and you're going to respect me."

Which "Adventure Time" Character Are You Based On Your Zodiac Sign?

♫The fun will never end, it's Adventure Time!♫

23 Of The Most Powerful Photos Of This Week

Here are the most moving, sorrowful, and beautiful pictures from the past week.

The Only Thing Better Than "Frasier" Is This "Frasier" Drinking Game

And no, you don't have to play with sherry.

21 Snacks altos en proteínas que puedes tomar mientras comes sano

La fuerza de los refrigerios está contigo.

Can You Beat This East Coast Capitals Quiz?

One wrong answer and you're out this time!

What Does Tiki-Tiki Mean?

"Ayi con el mismo tiki-tiki…"

Knife Found On O.J. Simpson Property Ruled Out As Murder Weapon

Officials had previously said the small-bladed knife is inconsistent with the one used in the 1994 double murder at the football star's Brentwood home.

25 Señales de que tienes un(a) ex psicópata

¿Te odia con fervor pero quiere regresar? Ten cuidado.

44 Insane Sales To Shop This Weekend

In the mood to shop? Good.

“Perfect Storm” Brewing For Live Video, Says Periscope CEO

Quick, conversational live streams are now worth a tune-in.

22 Caricaturas que te harán sentir como un viejo de mierda

Que no te de pena llorar si te gana la melancolía.

Are You More Damn Daniel Or Alex From Target?

Battle of the beautiful boys.

Title 2

Dummy post for a demo

Iman's Mother Dies Just Months After David Bowie's Death

Iman posted an emotional tribute to her mother on Instagram in announcing her death on Friday.

31 Tweets About Farts That We All Secretly Relate To

"Why does a fart smell worse in the shower than it does anywhere else?"

Try Not To Smile While Watching Bill Murray Sing "The Bare Necessities"

♫ Forget about your worries and your strife. ♫

What Is Your Allyship Style?

allyship (v.) is an active and consistent practice of unlearning and re-evaluating beliefs and actions, in which a person seeks to work in solidarity with a marginalized individual or group of people. NYU Ally Week 2017 takes place April 10th to 14th. At a large urban institution with hundreds of micro-communities, it is often challenging to foster meaningful cross-cultural interactions. NYU Ally Week creates opportunities for students, faculty, and administrators to deepen their understanding of the experiences of others, and raise awareness of the individual and collective injustices that confront many in our society. This quiz can help determine what your allyship style and approach is in examining stereotypes and prejudice and promoting equity and social justice.

The Story Of How Nickelback Lost Its Edge And Became Hated

At some point, Nickelback had life. That’s worth mourning.

23 Imágenes que te harán llorar

Advertencia: Imágenes dolorosas a continuación.

21 razões pelas quais ter um gato é a melhor coisa do mundo

Mesmo o ronronar mais baixinho pode gerar os maiores sorrisos.

We Know Your Favorite Twenty One Pilots Song Based On Your Zodiac Sign

♫My name's blurryface and I care what you think♫

Pessoas do mundo todo estão fazendo hambúrguer de sushi

Essa receita está abalando o Instagram.

25 gatos que encontraram um lugar perfeito para relaxar

"Onde eles cabem, eles se sentam", literalmente. Se você conhece um gato que está procurando um ótimo lugar para relaxar, diga para ele avaliar estes lugares fáceis de encontrar.

Este garoto de 13 anos se tornou uma celebridade no Instagram porque ele arrasa demais cantando

"É muito legal – eu sou reconhecido em todos lugares que vou", disse Deno Driz.

Os pandas são as criaturas mais maravilhosas que já caminharam sobre a Terra

O sangue deles é um remédio, o cocô deles pode ser transformado em chá e eles são adoráveis.

Vote In Round 5 Of BuzzFeed's '90s March Madness

Britney. Leo. Friends. Beanie Babies. Who you got?

Do You Know Who's Actually In Nickelback?

Name one member other than Chad.

18 Hilarious Things That Anyone Who Was Broke AF In College Did

"How to get a college kid to do anything: Free T-shirts."

17 Mouthwatering Treats That Will Make You Hungry

Life is like a box of Gamesa cookies.

41 Things You Probably Didn’t Know About Texas

There's no place like the Lone Star State!

Este sitio te deja convertirte en una Chica Superpoderosa

Tú también puedes ser la niñita perfecta.

14 penteados fáceis para quando seu cabelo está sem condições

A única coisa em que as pessoas vão reparar é em como você está gata.

13 Times Nickelback Had The Last Laugh

They've made it as wisemen.

Jon Stewart Helped Save A Bull On The Run From A Slaughterhouse

The comedian and his wife picked the bull up from an animal shelter and transported it to a sanctuary.

Nine Tweets That Perfectly Parody Life In Academia

One French academic wondered on Twitter what a higher education and research edition of a popular satirical newspaper might look like, and you won't believe what happened next...

10 Plus-Size latinas que debes conocer para entender que el peso no lo es todo

Cada una de estas chicas te ayudará a ver la poca importancia de una talla para ser feliz.

Eliza Dushku's Ass-Kicking Days Are Not Over

The Buffy alum is about to bring her signature brand of badass to Banshee — but will it be her final role?

You Can Apply Now To Be Canada's Official Greeter

This is somehow not an April Fool's joke.

This Double-Amputee Became The Most Badass Yoga Teacher Ever

"Veterans often feel so isolated because we think we're damaged or different but yoga can change that because it's all about being connected with the earth and people around you."

People Get Superpowers For The First Time

"I'm felling really warm and tingly."

4 People Who Should Have Died But Survived

You can't make this sh*t up.

What Happens When Bernie Sanders Takes Over A Bank

Sanders' Poughkeepsie, New York office is an old bank building. The rest goes how you'd expect.

This Instagram Is So Damn Weird, It's Addicting

Ah, you gotta love the internet. [Possibly NSFW.]

Este chico caminó 500 km por toda Tailandia para Google Street View

"Todo lo que se necesita es una mochila de 18 kg y una caminata del demonio".

Former Bank Regulator Joins Board Of Online Lender Avant

Sheila Bair, known for her clashes with Tim Geithner over bailouts, says she's "not anti-bank, not anti-lender."

20 Skill Sets Every Man Must Master

‘It takes a lot to know a man’, sings Damien Rice. But what does it take to be one?

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu Denies Expressing Concerns About Presidential Race

Sen. Tim Kaine said Netanyahu and Turkish President Recep Tayyip Erdoğan had expressed concerned about the U.S. presidential race to him during overseas trips.

If "Winnie The Pooh" Said The Same Things As Donald Trump

Featuring 100% real Donald Trump quotes.

9 Cosas inesperadamente divertidas que puedes hacer con tus pechos

Solo no las llames "bolsitas divertidas", por favor.

We Know Which Spice Girl You Are Based On Your Zodiac

~Tell me what you want, what you really really want~

Costa Express Forced To Admit Its Lattes Actually Only Contain Two Coffee Shots

Earlier this week, it insisted consumers got an extra shot of coffee with large Costa Express drinks, covered by the 30p price difference. Awkward.

19 Lazy Beauty Tricks That'll Save You Time

Honestly, makeup takes up way more time than it deserves.

How Well Do You Know "Harry Potter" Spells?

Are you really a wizard, Harry?

15 Easy Meals For Anyone Who's Vegan And Extremely Busy

Because when aren't you in a hurry?

13 Tools That Make Meal Prepping So Much Easier

And a few other helpful tips!

Company Behind US "Horror" Jail Given £50 Million To Run UK Youth Prison

MTCNovo will run the Rainsbrook secure training facility from May this year.

Major Tory Donor's Oil Company Linked To Syria Bribery Allegations

"The prime minister must be able show that these donations are beyond reproach," Labour told BuzzFeed News.

9 Canadian MPs Who Have Declared Their Love For Nickelback

"Canada's world international divas."

This Quiz Can Tell Exactly How Nickelback You Are

Can you cut it as a poor man stealing?

Das ist das härteste Grammatik-Quiz, das Du je machen wirst

Befriedige den Grammatik- und Rechtschreib-Nerd in Dir!

Let Us Answer All Your Burning Sex Questions

Like, should you actually try this thing you saw in porn? And what foods will make you taste better?

19 Secrets Party City Employees Will Never Tell You

Cause of death: Halloween season.

12 Dramatic Boob Moments All Women Have

I love you AND I hate you.

We Need To Talk About Daniel Radcliffe's Use Of Social Media

Not Instagram. Not Facebook. Not Twitter. Google+.

18 Screenshots All 90's Kids Will Remember

Ask your parents' permission before reading this.

21 Things That Late Bloomers Will Never Understand

Like being a foot taller than any kid you had a crush on.

21 Times Karen From "Outnumbered" Was The Funniest Kid In Britain

"But a woman can be any shape or size she wants." "What about a hexagon?"

Cette fillette apprend qu'elle a un parent trans, sa réaction fait chaud au cœur

«Je t'aime tellement papa. Même si tu es une "elle", je t'aime tellement.»

17 coisas das quais você tem direito de ter nojinho

Aquela substância, ainda morna, na qual você encosta sem querer na parada de ônibus.

19 Secrets Guys With Tall Boyfriends Won't Tell You

Yes, he does take it up the butt.

17 Cards All Fans Of "The Office" Would Love To Send

Roses are red, violets are blue. It's time for your dental cleaning, and maybe a checkup, too.

Este grupo de mujeres hizo un video divertidísimo cuando creyeron que estaban tomándose una selfie

El vídeo ha sido denominado por algunos como "la mejor selfie del mundo".

8 Candid Memoirs To Add To Your Reading List This May

If you’re still riding the spring renewal high, feel free to take a gander at these wonderfully candid memoirs. They’re guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, sigh, contemplate, and ultimately inspire you to renew yourself and live your most authentic life.

How To Find The Best Online Store

The internet offers thousands of the best online stores where you can buy whatever you want.

Republican National Committee Hires New Black Media Communications Director

Telly Lovelace takes over job of working with black outlets as Republicans worry Trump nomination will make it even harder to reach black voters. The RNC announced his title Friday: national director of African American initiatives and media.

Six Struggles Only Contact-Wearers Will Know

All eyes are not created equal, but some understand this more than others. For all those blessed with 20/20 vision, it can be easy to assume that is normal. Even those who wear glasses tend to have it pretty easy, but those who suffer through the everyday trials of contacts know so much better.

9 Breathtaking Nickelbackgrounds For Your iPhone

Bring a lil' Nickelback with you, wherever you go.

24 Accesorios de baño que no sabías que necesitabas

¿Recuerdas la alfombra con diseño de piano de Big? ¿Quieres una para sentarte en el inodoro?

19 vieilles dames totalement badass

Mais c'est quoi leur secret?

How To Make Keema Aloo Mutter, Turka Daal, Pilau Rice, And Roti

Four delicious staples of Punjabi cuisine, steeped in family importance – read about them here.

Let Me Tell You Two Things About A Scottish Asian Household

How cooking my mother's food helped me navigate the space between two cultures.

36 Times The Kardashians Shut Each Other The Fuck Down

Their insults to one another are the best part of KUWTK.

24 Hilarious Tweets That Will Confuse The Fuck Out Of Non-Brits

"If I paid 79p for Space Raiders I better actually go to space."

Texas Woman Found Dead In A Car With Her Three Surviving Children

Authorities are still investigating the cause of death of Christine Thi Woo, who went missing with her children on March 30.

Can You Complete This Really Difficult Disney Quiz?

If you can't score full points, maybe you should just ~let it go~.

We'd Totally Pay Way More For Netflix

Don’t hate me just because you know it’s true.

Cette astuce iTunes peut libérer de l'espace de stockage sur votre iPhone

Tout ce dont on a apparemment besoin, c'est de louer un film.

8 Easy Nickelback DIYs You Need To Try

Look at this photograph (hanger).

18 Things You'll Never Know Unless You Went To Boarding School In India

You're SCARY GOOD at hiding stuff from wardens, and even your own roommates.

23 Historias sobre salir del clóset que derretirán tu corazón

Agarra un pañuelo y prepárate para llorar.

The 6 Movies You Can’t Miss This Month

Not every movie gets a superhero-level massive release. Here's what's worth seeking out in limited release, rent, or home video right now.

19 receitas para fazer um rodízio de japa na sua casa

Nem vem de garfo que hoje é dia de hashi!

9 Reasons You Shouldn't Bother With Falling In Love

Love is a lie. Stop catching feels.

If Disney Princesses Were Chad Kroeger

Never Little Mermaid it as a wise man.

WHO Confirms New Ebola Case In Liberia After 30-Year-Old Woman Dies

The announcement came two days after the public health arm declared that Ebola was no longer a public health emergency of international concern.

24 Pictures You Won't Understand If You Were The Perfect Sanskari Child

"You go to school to do learning or to do bloody fashion?"

Can You Answer These 20 Maths Questions?

One wrong answer and you fail. How far through can you get?

Die krassesten Nuller-Jahre-Outfits aus “30 über Nacht”

30, kokett und sooooo viele Spaghettiträger.

How Feminist Is Nickelback?

The answer will shock you.

Literally Just A Bunch Of Pretty Bras

Why not? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

21 Increíbles bares donde necesitas beber antes de morir

Nunca viste algo tan emocionante como esto.

Minimum Wage Will Rise To $15 In New York

The deal was announced just hours after a similar $15 increase passed in California.

22 personnes qui ont détruit tous nos rêves

On ne peut vraiment faire confiance à personne.

"Dehumanising" Space Invaders Poster Used To Mark Progress With Jobcentre Claimants

"I'm used to being treated as sub-human, now not even that, I am an extra-terrestrial," one claimant said.

The Department Of Health Doesn't Know Who's Responsible For The HIV Prevention Drug

Last week, NHS England said it wouldn't provide the drug that blocks HIV because it's not responsible for doing so. But who is? BuzzFeed News went in search of answers.

16 situaciones que entenderán perfectamente quienes hayan sido becarios

Beca, del latín "pagar, lo que es pagar, no pagamos".

Des internautes se moquent de l'ignorance et des clichés sur les Antillais

«Et vous avez des magasins là-bas?» #QuandTuEsAntillaisEnFrance

Weekend Reads: North Carolina, "Slut Lit," And Covering Terrorism

Our special guest this week is BuzzFeed News curation editor Sara Yasin, talking about some of her favorite stories she’s read recently.

20 Pferde, die schöneres Haar haben als Du

Pferde stellen uns alle in den Schatten.

19 Steps To Avoid Being An Asshole On April Fools' Day

Honestly, it's pretty straightforward.

Here Are 9 Affordable And Stylish Suits

I bet you've got a graduation, wedding or job interview to go to this spring. You should buy a suit.

Can You Make It Through This Basic Math Test?

There are 20 questions, but as soon as you get one wrong, you LOSE.

17 Extreme Close-Ups That Will Freak You The Fuck Out

All you have to do is look closely!

What's Going On Around The World Today?

Renowned British-Iraqi architect Dame Zaha Hadid has died at 65. There are now more obese people than underweight people in the world, according to a major new study. And Beyoncé’s dropping an activewear line this month.

Gmail Killed Its "Mic Drop" April Fools' Gag Because No One Found It Funny

A Google spokesperson told BuzzFeed News this was not an extremely meta prank.

Review: Grimes - Kill V. Maim

Fierce bubble gum pop meets a blaring tale about a space-travelling vampiric Al Pacino.

18 Photos That Will Make You Say "I Can't Believe That's In Scotland"

Who needs the Caribbean? We've got the Outer Hebrides.

Esta madre no va a permitir que se rían de su hijo por llevar calcetines "de niña"

"Estoy criando a mi hijo para que sea quien quiera ser".

Hemos visto cómo se fabrica la Comtessa y es HIPNÓTICO

A ver, es comida viejuna, pero es flipante.

29 recetas de pizza dignas de Instagram para probar en casa

Piensa en la pizza como un lienzo delicioso y lleno de queso.

Ir al gimnasio ya era un drama en la Edad Media y te lo explicamos con cuadros

El press de banca ya era el infierno en la tierra en el siglo XII.

21 productos imprescindibles para las señoras de 20 años

"Esos jovencitos no saben lo que se pierden".

Aberdeen Teenager Jailed For Nine Years Over The Fatal Stabbing Of His Classmate

The 16-year-old was found guilty of culpable homicide over Bailey Gwynne's death.

Cara Delevingne a évoqué sa dépression dans une série de tweets

«J'essaie d'apprendre à ne pas scruter mes défauts.»

Today's BuzzFeed Crossword: Friday Challenge

Do you have what it takes to finish the hardest puzzle of the week?

21 réponses que Paris a pour le reste de la France

Il y a toujours une bonne raison de faire la gueule.

21 Things That'll Make All Anxious People Say, "Yep, That's Me"

"If you're alive, you answer your phone!!!"

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15 Durchfall-Horrorgeschichten, nach denen Du Dich selbst besser fühlst

Ein Furz kann unter diesen Umständen ein gewaltiges Risiko darstellen.

Do You Know What Happened In UK News This Week?

A storm battering Britain, the steel industry in crisis, and the death of Ronnie Corbett. Take the BuzzFeed News quiz, made from stories featured in the BuzzFeed News app and the BuzzFeed News newsletter this week.

12 Typen, die komplett an Tinder gescheitert sind

Abgründe tun sich auf. Tiefe.

Here Are The Best April Fools’ Day Pranks On The Internet For 2016

It's that time again, people. Browse carefully! This post will be updated throughout the day.

19 recuerdos de Madrid que tendrás si eres provinciano

El pecado de ser provincianos en Madrid.

Do You Know What Happened In The News This Week?

California will have the highest minimum wage in the U.S., renowned architect Dame Zaha Hadid died, and a man hijacked an EgyptAir plane. Take the BuzzFeed News quiz, made from stories featured in the BuzzFeed News app (now available in Canda, Australia, and the UK) and the BuzzFeed News newsletter this week.

29 Hilarious Tweets That Perfectly Capture India In March 2016

We beat Pakistan. Nothing else matters.

11 trofeos muy madrileños y mucho madrileños

Porque la vida en la ciudad es dura, coleguis.

17 "normas" de belleza que deberían importarte una mierda

Porque puedes ponerte lo que quieras.

15 tatouages «blackout» vraiment magnifiques

Ça va sans doute vous inspirer.

Pour économiser de l'argent, il vit dans une boîte dans un appart

«C'est dingue, mais aussi fou que les prix du marché de l'immobilier», dit Peter Berkowitz.

追悼ザハ・ハディド。建築の新時代築いたシャイな女王

彼女が遺したもの。そして日本が失ったもの。

19 Australian Beauty Brands That Are Cruelty-Free

Good for bunnies. Good for you.

We Know What Percent Barefoot Contessa You Are

A six-question quiz? How easy is that!

21 Mr. Krabs Blur Memes That Will Speak To Your Twentysomething Soul

When your card gets declined and there's a giant line behind you...

Man Accused Of Fatally Beating Boy For Eating Cake Sentenced To 30 Years

A Maryland man who is accused of fatally beating a handcuffed 9-year-old boy for eating a piece of cake entered a plea deal and was sentenced to 30 years in prison.

Tesla Unveils The Model 3, Its First Mass-Market Electric Car

The first Tesla for the masses costs $35,000 and hits the road in late 2017.

大好きなメイクをして陣痛を乗り切った女性の写真に共感の声

赤ちゃんは無事、元気に産まれました。

33 Times The Mad Max: Fury Road Fandom Was The Best Damn Thing On Tumblr

In honor of George Miller’s gorgeous, and surprisingly feminist, post-apocalyptic action opus, here are the 33 times the “MMFR” fandom took over Tumblr. ALL GLORY TO THE MIGHTY V8!!!

Do You Know Anything About What Happened This Week? Take Our Quiz

Erotic novels, Jungle Juice and ~federation reform wooooo~

How Well Do You Know Fan-Army Names

Can you name all the fan-armies to these celebrities????

BuzzFeed Japan代表取締役社長に上野正博が就任

BuzzFeed Japan株式会社(以下、BuzzFeed Japan)は、2016年4月1日付けで、同社代表取締役社長に上野正博(うえの・まさひろ)が就任したことをお知らせいたします。

Is Your Soulmate Casper Or Scott Wormer?

RE: BUZZFEED APPLICATION

Chicago Man Shot Multiple Times While Live-Streaming On Facebook

The man, who has not been officially identified, was taken to a hospital and as of Thursday night was undergoing treatment. Warning: graphic video.

15 Gooey Ways To Eat Marshmallows That Are Better Than Sex

You will fall in love with these recipes!

The Ultimate '90s Nostalgia Quiz

You got this, homie.

The CIA Accidentally Left Explosive Material On A School Bus

Officials said the explosive materials were completely stable and didn't pose a risk to students — but the CIA added it would be more careful in the future.

5 Reasons Why Marina And The Diamonds Should Be More Known

She is Marina and We are the Diamonds.

Georgia Executes Man For 1994 Murder

Joshua Bishop was executed for beating a man to death in an attempt to take his car keys.

Cara Delevingne Has Opened Up About Living With Mental Illness In A Series Of Tweets

"I am trying to learn how to not pick apart my every flaw."