"I feel dangerous"
"This is the dream right here."
"That was the most fun I've ever had...in my life."
"A little part of me was awakened today."
"Money can't buy what we're about to experience."
"I'm pretty sure it's cake."
"That's really disconcerting."
Time to ruin all your dinner plans.
Relax to the most beautiful sounds of the human body.
"It looks like a cockroach!"
"My heart's slowing down..."
"I'm gonna have nightmares."
"This is me in the state that I fear the most."
"The most points I've scored in a game was 40."
Twizzlers and nacho cheese?
“My forehead just looks extra huge…"
"That's a $100 step right there!"
What if your friend finds out?