"This is the dream right here."
"That was the most fun I've ever had...in my life."
"A little part of me was awakened today."
"Money can't buy what we're about to experience."
"I'm pretty sure it's cake."
"That's really disconcerting."
Time to ruin all your dinner plans.
Relax to the most beautiful sounds of the human body.
What if your friend finds out?
WARNING: THIS IS ACTUALLY SUPER NASTY AND GROSS. SERIOUSLY.
"I only have sex with random women because I'm lonely."
«On dirait un cafard!»
Informative and inspirational.
"It's almost down to my knee."
Educational and informative.