Begin to feel like a beard god.
Put a sock in it (your shopping list, that is).
New phone, who dis?
If you break or lose glasses every other month like me, this list is essential before this summer.
Here's something to splurge on.
There's something for everyone here.
Step right up — pick a game, any game.
Your future self will look back and say, "Wow, thanks past self!"
"Stop being such a tool." – something I've never said to any of these products.
Luxury on a budget.
*closes eyes and points at the internet*
Ariel: "Look at this stuff. Isn't it neat?" Everyone else: No, it's a whole-ass MESS Ariel!
*Yanks covers back to your side of the bed*
"Smell you later." —you, except you will in fact, not be smelling them later. *evil laugh*
Looking at these products I'm like, "Oh duh – problem solved."
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Do you hit snooze like it's your job? Then keep on reading.
Hey MTV, welcome to my desk.
Roommates? I don't know them.
Live your best adult life.