Where’d you find these pics of my ex?
*nominates Rusty for a seat in Parliament*
“The world is a pretty horrible place at the moment, so what’s wrong with people going out and enjoying themselves?”
He says he was not trying to poke fun at all, but it’s SO FUNNY.
“See you (in class) next Tuesday!” —University of North Texas
You can walk around aimlessly with a cause.
Oh man. Meet lil’ Carpe Diem.
“It’s not easy being a teen and it’s even tougher to be a teen suffering with a serious illness.”
No, it’s fine. Everything is fine.
And these women *are* friendship goals.
“IT’S STILL JULY, YOU ANIMALS.”
The 2004 account is hilarious and also strangely prophetic??
Tiny-black-bowler-hat’s off to you, Hasbro.
No fun joke on this line here. I just still can’t believe our country is real.
“Learn new swear words like ‘ah jeez.’”
It’s not too late to realize.