“I have a lot of respect for those two people,” President Trump said.
Biden: “I switched the oaths.” Obama: “You what?” Biden: “It’s in Russian.”
People are now sharing photos of packed Metro cars from 2013 and 2009 for comparison.
“I think the Abraham Lincoln statue just got up and walked away.”
Damn, guess Gothamist took the L this morning. Ayeeee.
“This image is cursed and I will never know peace again,” someone said.
Fans are even hilariously advising Kcee to “brush up” on his photoshop skills.
“Save the bees howbow dah.”
After meeting with the president-elect and a having phone call with Ben Carson, the comedian believes “something really great” is ahead.
The suspect was later arrested for attempted robbery.
Strangers online were trying to give him advice on how to leave without looking like a “creep.”
“To know Joe Biden is to know that love without pretense, service without self-regard, and to live life fully,” the POTUS said of his VP.
Trump supporters are currently 0/2 on identifying the reporter some are calling “a filthy chink.”
“I don’t know him. But I love him.”
Many have described the gesture as “true love.”
“These old folks getting social media and turning into damn savages out here.”
Two men, two continents. Too pure.
“I’m secretly (not so secretly) hoping for a real life Parent Trap.”
Many believe Tilikum’s death means he is “finally free.”