Is there an international pageant for goof?
Please don’t use this as an excuse to start drinking as soon as you wake up.
At least we can always cancel plans by saying, “my mom said no.”
Pinterest, but like win-terest.
“Everything was wrong, but it was written with so much conviction that it made sense.”
I know I asked for this and she’s just doing her job but I HATE HER SO MUCH.
This was a bigger lie than 2 minutes.
She already became India’s first 2016 Olympic medalist, winning a bronze at the women’s freestyle 58kg wrestling event last night. Now her goofiness, sincerity, and passion will win your heart too.
I mean aside from all the history she’s made.
I have no family history of respiratory problems and yet, for some reason, I can’t fuckin’ breathe.
Because you need snail essence, stem cells and royal jelly on your face.
Finally a trend I can get behind.