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19 Hilarious Tweets That'll Make Gujjus LMAO

Panchat > puns.

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It is the Gujarati's lot in life to be laughed at for carrying thepla, & then to watch quietly as all who laughed at him eat every last one

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Rest of the husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se pyaar badhta hai. Gujju Husbands- Shaadi ke baad fight karne se kharcha badhta hai.

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Lesson 1: Singular and Plural Nouns Singular: Gujju Plural: Garba

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Andheri has a restaurant called "He Said She Said". If it was in a Gujarati area like Kandivli, it would just be called "Panchat".

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New Harry Potter pun. This one is for all my gujju homies. #dobbychemojama #kemchochang #punaday

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I'm so Gujarati that even if there's a really pretty girl with me in the rickshaw, I cannot take my eyes away from the meter.

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For all those who don't know the meaning of 'fleek' till now: (noun) Gujarati for 'flick'; a film Usage: "John Week is an ection fleek"

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Gujju with diabetes Mishtan: Impossible

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She: Come over Me: Can't, gotta go garba She: My parents aren't here Me:

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I really thought Planet of the Apes was a gujju man using the Google Play Store.

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James Bond: "My phone's dead." Gujju guy: "Maaro bettery 82% chhe." James Bond: "Tamaro never dies."

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#GrowingUpGujarati when you ask your mom what's for dinner and she says "maru mathu"

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Me: *puts on makeup* Mom: ROJ TOBRO RANGE CHE NAVRI 🎨 #GrowingUpGujarati

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A Gujju thief never misses a chance to play Garba.

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Someone asked me for a Gujarati figure of speech. I said you want a Mehtaphor?

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Parents talk about someone for hours and at the end they conclude "javadena, apde su" #GrowingUpGujarati

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A separate 'Wosbesin' for gents. #OnlyInGujarat

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You can never be too sure if the Gujju girl is dirty talking to you or just want your TV shows. "I want your hard diks"

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Gujju kid went to dino museum, got back, parents asked how it was, he was like, bahu saurus chhe.

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