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    24 Pickup Lines That Will Only Work In India

    "Do you eat a lot of eggplant? Because that body is bengan!"

    1. I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

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    2. I'll delete my profile for you.

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    3. Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road - one helluva ride!

    4. You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

    5. I’ve never had to ‘Ask The Sexpert’

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    6. You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.

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    7. Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

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    8. Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

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    9. I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India's water bodies combined.

    10. One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

    Narendra Modi / Via Twitter: @narendramodi

    11. Go out with me and you won't be sari.

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    12. I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

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    13. You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable

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    14. If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela.

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    15. Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

    16. Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

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    17. You look like you could use some hot chocolate.


    18. Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai.

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    19. My life without you is like bhel without chutney.

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    20. Our kundalis are a perfect match!

    21. Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

    22. I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up.

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    23. Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

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    24. Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

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