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24 Pickup Lines That Will Only Work In India

"Do you eat a lot of eggplant? Because that body is bengan!"

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1. I'm addicted to you like an aunty to chai.

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2. I'll delete my shaadi.com profile for you.

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3. Dating me is like being in a rickshaw on a potholed road - one helluva ride!

4. You're so fine, I bet YOU reject rickshaw-wallahs.

5. I’ve never had to ‘Ask The Sexpert’

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6. You’re a Salman fan? I love SRK! I’ve always wanted to have mixed race babies.

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7. Our relationship is so strong, it would survive a season of Bigg Boss.

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8. Tu jaanti nahin mera baap kaun hai.

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9. I wanna do things to you that are dirtier than all of India's water bodies combined.

10. One date and I'll swachh you off your feet.

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11. Go out with me and you won't be sari.

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12. I'll have my mum send a rishta to yours.

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13. You're so hot, you put the desi in desirable

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14. If you like bananas come with me cause I'm akela.

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15. Hey do you eat a lot of eggplant cause that body is bengan!

16. Hey I don't like to brag but I have a 10 year U.S. visa.

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17. You look like you could use some hot chocolate.

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18. Twinkle twinkle little star, will you be my pehla pyaar? Up above the world so high, I'm not even scared of your bada bhai.

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19. My life without you is like bhel without chutney.

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20. Our kundalis are a perfect match!

21. Girl, were you born on Diwali? Because you are a Pataka.

22. I'm like dal, hot, spicy and I'll fill you up.

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23. Do you eat a lot of pizza because tu cheese badi hai mast mast.

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24. Are you smog? Because you take my breath away.

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