
It's Time We Talk About Leah's Absolutely Dreadful Life On "Home And Away"
Get strapped in, this is an incredibly long journey.

I'm Not Crying At The "Bachelor In Paradise" Finale, You Are
Oh God, I nearly... believe in love? Key word being nearly.

Here's Everything That Happened On The Second-Last Episode Of "Bachelor In Paradise"
I sneezed a lot, because I am allergic to love and working on Sundays.

Tell Us The Pettiest Thing An Ex Has Ever Done
Not all breakups end well.


25 Tweets To Laugh At When You're On The Commute Home
I can't make any promises though.

Another Person Went Rogue In Tonight's Rose Ceremony On "Bachelor In Paradise"
More like the Rogue Ceremony, amirite?

People Are Calling Out "Bachelor In Paradise" For Queerbaiting
That whole Megan kiss? Yeah, not Elora.


Um, "Bachelor In Paradise" Was Once Again A Shitshow And I Need A Cocktail, ASAP
That episode added 84 years to my life.

Apollo Finally Arrived On "Bachelor In Paradise" And All The Ladies, Including Me, Are Very Excited
In the name of the father, the son, and the holy Apollo, Amen.



The Rose Ceremony Once Again Truly Delivered In Tonight's Episode Of "Bachelor In Paradise"
Everyone bow down to Queen Laurina.

Here's Everything That Went Down On Episode 5 Of "Bachelor In Paradise"
The men on this show are trash.


Women Have Started Describing Themselves As Male Authors Would And The Results Are Painfully Hilarious
"Wow, she thought, my legs are long. Her breasts jounced their agreement."

Goddamn There Was Some DRAMA On "Bachelor In Paradise" Tonight
Someone should give me a rose for sitting through all of this.

Channing Tatum And Jenna Dewan Have Separated And People Are Devastated
Is NOTHING sacred?!

If You Couldn't Be Arsed Watching "Bachelor In Paradise" Here's What Went Down
Flo really doesn't care about Jake. In fact, she thinks it's funny that YOU think she even cares about Jake!