Buzz·Posted on 20 Apr 201825 Tweets To Laugh At When You're On The Commute HomeI can't make any promises though.by Tahlia PritchardBuzzFeed Staff, AustraliaLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Quan B Piers @quan_the_queen You ever sit quietly and your brain goes "shakira shakira" 05:57 PM - 27 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 2. Millie @millieallchin “Like that but cat” crying 😂 03:38 PM - 16 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 3. JuanPa @jpbrammer trying to forget the moment this afternoon when my barber asked “are you having fun?” and I said “yes” but he was talking to his daughter who was filling in a coloring book https://t.co/4zDGQfySID 09:22 PM - 14 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 4. Kirsty Webeck 🏳️🌈 @KirstyWebeck Me maintaining balance in life: 01:44 AM - 15 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 5. PUPPY PROVISIONAL GOVERNMENT @D0GGEAUX my three frail, sickly sons: father please... share your food... please... we are starving... father... me: ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ ᴄʀᴏɴᴄʜ https://t.co/PeDAR3c3ND 08:35 PM - 19 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 6. onion o neill @geaney_ Thought somebody was honestly chasing me home with a flute I was so scared and then I realized it was the wind blowing through the holes of my crutches ahahahahahhahahaha ahahhaahahah ahahhahaah shat it 12:47 AM - 14 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 7. 8. Jenna Clarke @jennamclarke So happy all our exes can now holiday together 05:19 AM - 14 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 9. gary from teen mom @garyfromteenmom me when someone says hi and i say good how are you 11:09 PM - 09 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 10. Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth https://t.co/VEaQjz9Z6s 07:18 PM - 10 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 11. Bret D @BretJett_ It’s the remix to ignition 05:01 AM - 08 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 12. Becky @Becky_Latham27 Thank you @UrbanOutfitters it’s exactly like I imagined x 12:34 PM - 06 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 13. 🍂 Anna Spargo-Ryan 🍂 @annaspargoryan What is the answer! Please help me! 11:15 PM - 04 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 14. Dana Schwartz @DanaSchwartzzz ME: lololol can't believe my parents don't understand how to attach a document to an email lolol ALSO ME: what is taxes help i am so confused and also the only thing I can cook is popcorn 02:20 AM - 04 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 15. satanic mechanic Ⓥ @angelgarbage69 every white dude after sex: i usually last longer but it’s been awhile. anyway here’s a hole i punched in my wall while i was mad at my mom 09:54 PM - 02 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 16. Caitlin @caithuls BOSS: Your feminist agenda is starting to disrupt meetings ME: *tucks tampon behind ear like a pen* How 12:38 PM - 25 Sep 2017 Reply Retweet Favorite 17. Deirdre @figgled nearly crashing my car as i lurch my whole body out the window screaming 'BIG MOOD' at a dead possum 09:36 PM - 20 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 18. mgnltz @meganleetz they just keep comin 08:12 AM - 15 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 19. barbiegutz @barbiegutzz When you faked flirted with him and now he’s telling you to come over 02:43 AM - 12 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 20. James Felton @JimMFelton Facebook is fucking wild. 07:30 AM - 18 Apr 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 21. Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright My password is not weak, its beautiful inner strength and resolve is just not immediately apparent. 02:45 AM - 11 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 22. keely flaherty @keelyflaherty found my high school nemesis on instagram and guess who’s laughing now? neither of us, we both seem equally miserable and concerned for the country 05:55 PM - 11 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 23. catcontent™ @catcontent The Lion King (1994) 01:20 AM - 08 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 24. Just London⚡️🇭🇹 @BigLondon_ My niece came out pissed😂 05:26 AM - 03 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite 25. Peter Taggart @petertaggart She's gone too far, you can buy carpet everywhere 01:41 AM - 05 Mar 2018 Reply Retweet Favorite