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April 1, 2014

Life is always more interesting with this one around...

Get your hankies ready, ladies and gays.

"They don't get me. They don't appreciate me. It's not my fault I'm fun."

See Mindy Kaling's hilarious interview on Jimmy Kimmel about her weight.

Laika Animation Studio is seriously on point.

The stories told at Immigrant X are fictional. But does that make them any less true?

If you live in or have even visited L.A. and HAVEN'T BEEN, what are you even doing with your life?

Graduation is quickly approaching for a quarter million college students this spring. Might not be a bad idea to get a little creative on your job hunt.

Selfies with my bae, sorry Kanye.

We may be distracted easily, but we are still peopl....Oh my gosh, this is funny.

"Don't hide. There's something wrong with everybody, nobody is 100% perfect."

As they say in Queens, everything that can go wrong — always goes wrong.

I don't want to give it away, but I think my mind just exploded.

Plus the final episode of "How I Met Your Mother" airs, one guy gets into all 8 Ivy League schools (!!!), and the "Real Housewives of New York," ranked by craziness.

How I Met Your Mother wrapped its nine-season run on Monday night, surging to series highs in the process. The one-hour episode, which promised payout on the title's long-teased mystery, was the most-watched to date with 12.9 million viewers. PHOTOS: What's Next for the Cast of 'HIMYM'?

On April Fools, there's no one more deserving of a good, old-fashioned prank than your smug asshole of a cat. These pranks should help take him down a peg.

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Unless we find ourselves stranded somewhere after having left our interior lights on for twelve hours, most of us don’t think too often about our car batteries.

I'm guessing not as long as you think.

There is no one alive that is youer than you.

The legal team defending one of the five 9/11 co-conspirators currently on trial at Guantanamo Bay is demanding U.S. military prosecutors hand over the complete version of a classified Senate report on the CIA's controversial interrogation program.

A note from the editor.

There are quite a lot of good books currently out, and it comes as no surprise that quite a lot of them are by ladies (no offense to men, who we hear can also write very fine books when they put their minds to it). As for our list, which you will…

Beautiful women become victims of political conflict and their images become sainted.

Learning to be brown and bearded in Brooklyn.

Three writers and fans of Mindy Kaling's Fox show sit down to talk about Kaling's take on race, gender, body image — and what it means for viewers who don't often see themselves reflected in television.

Food trucks are fun, quick, and easy. I spent two summers trekking around Manhattan to find the best of the best. Here's a list of some highly recommended options to try next time you're in the Big Apple:

Prepara tus maletas antes de leer esto, porque cuando mires que lindo es Guatemala, te vas a querer ir ahorita mismo.

A coisa foi muito além de "será que ela estava com James Franco?"

Russia's Foreign Ministry says JPMorgan blocking the payment is "absolutely unacceptable, illegal, and absurd."

Don't be left out of all the fun over the 'space! Social networking is *Borat voice* very niiiice.

"My body is not public property."

Juliette Barnes is killing it out there.

Are you a natural leader like He-Man or a quirky individual like Rainbow Brite?

Facebook: Where everybody knows your name, and also every other minute detail of your entire existence.

Oh, really? Well, how well do you know HER FACE?

The recent wave of Twin Peaks mania has gotten to the point that I’ll be happy not to hear anything more about David Lynch’s TV masterpiece for a while — but, you can always make an exception, especially when you’re looking at something as…

Ariana Grande‘s new show on Nickelodeon, Sam & Cat, has been a huge smash right out of the gate. The kids’ network ordered a whopping forty episodes for the first season, and it’s one of their most successful shows in years. So a season two is a…

Last night, Stephen Colbert devoted his entire first show since the eruption of #CancelColbert to respond, addressing the outrage on Twitter over misconstrued satire the most effective way possible—by mocking Twitter through the use of satire. It…

Watching Under the Skin dredged up some full frontal feelings.

Time to pack your bags and go visit one of the largest countries in the world.

Adam and Eve. The original power couple. The first rebels. Think you know the story? Think again...

Spoiler alert! After nine seasons of laughs and tears, the CBS show, How I Met Your Mother, wrapped up for good on Monday night, leaving series devotees with mixed emotions, dominated by pure letdown. (Thank you, USA Today, for summarizing our…

Thailand has really blown Kim Kardashian away! The social media-happy reality star, 33, got a rude awakening on Friday, March 28 when she tried to take a bikini selfie with a local elephant.

You probably hate us, this probably won't change your mind about us, but just try and understand us.

"I just wanna give you them buns you like – fresh cut fries you like."

Zetus Lapetus! These DCOM's prove that being a 90's kid was the BEST!

Just show me that you care.

You've got a friend zone in me.

Media buys, death panels, Armageddon. The president announces the administration hit 7.1 million sign-ups in Obamacare.

Se você está mal-humorado, então estes gatos estão como você.

Can't I just TaskRabbit this?!

By 2004, Google had already become well-known for its April Fool’s pranks. That year, it appeared to up the ante, with not just one but two suspiciously improbable announcements. The first was a posting for job openings on the moon. The second was…

Girls just wanna have fun! But also a few other things, please.

These facts are amazing, uncanny, ultimate, spectacular, friendly neighborhood, and every other adjective that has ever preceded a comic book title.

How ya livin' Biggie Smalls? In palaces and horse-drawn carriages giving gold bullions to my friends and it feels stupendous.

This is what it feels like when you learn that creator Shonda Rhimes is going to have your character be brutally murdered and finally come to terms with what happened.

That story and more in today's gossip roundup!

Tobey Maguire should be forever frozen in the early 2000's.

"We see this as a quite historic moment for Lebanon in terms of trying to tackle violence against women. But the law that they have passed is far from perfect."

Your favorite power pop duo just changed breakfast forever.

Spring is here - a great time to get out in the garden and start growing things! If you're a Goth who isn't *too* adverse to sunshine, why not try cultivating a Gothic Garden of your own? Each of the 13 items on this list even includes links to shops where you can buy these plants.

Welcome to Random Roles, wherein we talk to actors about the characters who defined their careers. The catch: They don’t know beforehand what roles we’ll ask them to talk about.The actor: Pamela Adlon (or Pamela Segall, for those who’ve been…

"Continuing any confrontations between fans at the present time would be a crime against the bright future of Ukraine."

Do you know why we aren’t allowed to judge this year’s tryouts for the Denver Bronco Cheerleaders? No, it doesn’t have anything to with a restraining order. At least this time. It’s because we’d create the NFL’s largest cheerleading squad–and you’ll…

Impressing the daylights out of men is what Brazilian redhead Cintia Dicker does best, as you’ll see from her hottest Instagram photos (@cintiadicker).

Básicamente, todas las bebidas alcohólicas deberían ser gratis durante el vuelo.

Fruit: It's not just for eating.

Who are the kids who get picked on by other kids—and who suffer most as a result? We are used to worrying about the socially isolated misfits, the tweens and teens who are far down in the pecking order and can’t really defend themselves. We should…


(Newser) – Weeks after the last words from the cockpit of Malaysia Airlines Flight 370 fueled speculation on the missing jet's fate, Malaysian authorities have suddenly changed their version…

Quem nunca soltou a vó nessa estrada que atire a primeira pedra.

It's been 16 years of this travesty.


It's setback after setback in the U.S.-led Israeli–Palestinian peace talks. Can the U.S. still keep the peace process alive?

Why Facebook's WhatsApp purchase makes so much sense.

The place where all the artsy cowboys gather.

If rainbows and unicorns made a would sound like these.

The internet is screaming about a new game in which you play as a psychotic goat. But what does it mean?

When you were a kid, you probably thought your parents knew everything. These kids won't have that problem. Vote "The Worst Parents Ever" and more funny toplists on CollegeHumor

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

It's time to take Ana and Mia our of the dark. It's time to stop ignoring the fact that people are starving themselves for a media ideal no one can reach. It's time to understand the harsh realities ED victims face, and decide to help them overcome.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

RIP so many things that could have been SO GREAT.

Fab or drab?

Sometimes the billionaire activist pushed for a change that didn’t come, and companies fared better than if they’d heeded his advice, data shows. Most times, Carl Icahn made a lot of money.

Fab or drab?

Helen Fisher of Rutgers University in the States has proposed that there are 3 stages of love: lust, attraction and attachment. As humans are essentially hormone driving bags of meat - here is a breakdown of each stage.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Is your cat secretly an artist, or is your cat a total suit? Find their true destiny within!

Ready to shake things up, stargazers? April promises to deliver, and not just for Aries. This year's long, tense winter will come to a very dramatic end on the 23rd, when Mars will join Uranus, Jupiter, and Pluto to create a Grand Cross formation.… But, while many of the curveballs will be welcomed ones, everyone should watch out for forces that will try to pull you off balance. Even the most on-the-ball among you will be tested this month. So, how to deal with the stars and their games? Go with the flow, stargazers. You can't have growth without change. Take the anxiety down a couple of notches, but make sure you keep your eyes open. Big things are definitely on the horizon.

We’ve all fallen in love with a fictional movie character before. Ryan Gosling in The Notebook, anyone? But when Dave Navarro saw his “ideal woman” on screen, he got a tattoo dedicated to her.

It's Krushing.

Photographer Candace Feit has spent the last year documenting the lives of a community of people who call themselves "Kothi" in the southern Indian state of Tamil Nadu.

Worried your sewing machine might be reading your email, ruining your projects, or sabotaging your wardrobe? You're not alone.

Lo que quiero decir es: ¿Cuándo podemos salir a tomar un trago?

Read an exclusive excerpt from Black Balloon Publishing’s new novel, Nine Rabbits by Virginia Zaharieva.

The Official resource for anyone interested in someone's undergarment status

It takes one to know one.

A few years ago, the theory that the Mother on How I Met Your Mother was dead started floating around the Internet. And then a few weeks ago—as Ted choked up while talking about mothers not being at their kids’ weddings—I started dreading the…

From 8-bit humor to painterly moving comics, artists are using using GIFs in mind-blowing ways.

Crime never pays. Unless it's scripted, casted, and put on the big screen for all to enjoy. Here are some of our favorite true crime-inspired films and shows.

*passes out from excitement*

Yoani Sanchez said she's learning from the protesters in Venezuela and thanked them for what they're doing.

Besides the fact that Cameron Diaz and Jason Segel had a lot of fake sex for this movie.

Wetter is always better.

Fazer uma tatuagem na sua marquinha de biquíni não é legal.

In honor of Anti-Street Harassment Week, here are some tips on how to respond to unsolicited sexual attention.

A scent made for a woman, from a woman

Should I upgrade to A-list?

How much did you hate that series finale of How I Met Your Mother? Or maybe you loved it? It’s OK, you can admit it. This is a safe space. This is a weird morning for television, one that’s vaguely reminiscent of the mornings after Lost and Breaking…

[Warning: Spoilers ahead from Sunday's episode of Once Upon a Time, "Quiet Minds."] Once Upon a Time said goodbye to a series regular this week.

The “Gas Pedal” rapper might be the first genuine pop-crossover star to come from this tight-knit, influential community. But if he looks like he’s not enjoying the ride, it’s because he’s got a chip on his shoulder the size of Northern California.

Miley Cyrus has been flaunting her body everywhere from the stage of her sold out Bangerz tour to the pages of W magazine, but her previous attention grabbing antics appeared more as a tease to her new-found explicit sexuality. It was no big…

When will their reflection show, who they are inside?

Should I know what the hell I'm doing with my life?

Welcome to babedom.

I'm sure, like myself, many of you were disappointed at the ending to the amazing show that was "How I Met Your Mother." But in all actuality, the ending we all wanted is already in the finale! They just didn't end it at the right spot. It should have gone a little something like this...

If you're stressed about the right and wrong ways to sit, you can stop.

Similar to past proposals, Ryan's plan would include cuts to food stamps and major changes to government-sponsored health care for the poor and working class. Ryan's plan would also cut Pell Grants for low-income students and pensions for federal…

Nosotros no somos los mejores amigos. Somos compañeros de habitación. Éstas son las cosas que a todos nos vuelven locos.

Well done, BBC.

As long as people have been telling jokes, people have been stealing them. Take the celebrated comedian Milton Berle, a guy so notorious for lifting from others’ routines he was known as “The Thief of Bad Gag.” Of all Berle’s suspect material, one…

All. The Feels. (But not a lot of good ones.) Goodbye, How I Met Your Mother, you cruel mistress.

Five lucky winners will each receive a Target Threshold tufted storage ottoman in blue/white trellis ($69.99), a Threshold pinch pleated toss pillow ($24.99) and a Threshold floral print decorative pillow ($24.99). (Approx. retail value: $119.97);…

Because, it was only a matter of time.

"Look out! After years of chasing little red dots, these cats have finally harnessed the power of lasers!"

You'll never think of spreadsheets the same way again.

Her camera tips will transform you!

The lesson here is to NOT try to take photos with elephants. They simply don't have time for it.

The competition was tough, but glorious.

The boisterous group of coworkers? Yep, they're seriously the worst...

Government officials tell The Associated Press that President Obama's health care law is on track to hit 7 million sign-ups as a result of a deadline-day surge.

I saw Matilda: The Musical on Broadway recently, and it was overwhelming. The set and songs were captivating, of course, but what truly had me floored was the titanic force of the child actors — many of whom were navigating their very first decade…

Some will make you hungry, others will just confuse the hell out of you.

Its coolness is unmatched.

At least 75 million people—including more than half of Britain’s population—are believed to have died during the 14th and 15th centuries from the plague known as the Black Death. For years, the fatal disease's spread was widely blamed on infected…

Rep. Jason Chaffetz, who chairs the Oversight Subcommittee on National Security, fired off a letter to John Kerry requesting more documents relating to the purchase.

Ranbir Kapoor and Katrina Kaif’s relationship has seen many ups and downs in the recent past. Earlier we told you how their affair de coeur hit a rough patch. To an extent that the two lovebirds didn’t even celebrate Valentine’s Day together. And…

Las cosas podrían estar peor. Mucho, mucho peor.

Kids, sometimes you gotta watch nine seasons of a CBS sitcom in order to really remember why this crazy emotional roller coaster is worthwhile.

Averaging 2.5 stars. An odd Facebook feature!

(Newser) – Historians claim that a goblet long identified as belonging to the daughter of an 11th-century Spanish king has actually housed the Holy Grail—and has been sitting in a basilica in…

Louis Pagan, a blogger who helped start major Latino communities online and died suddenly at the age of 41 in 2013, inspired awards given to unsung individuals like himself.

Ranked by originality, follow-through and overall cuteness.

"You gotta get your hands dirty. You gotta eat the beans and wear the jeans."

While Animal Collective takes a break, the group's co-founder makes his most accessible and groovy record yet.

Homestar Runner is back—sort of. The Brothers Chaps finally relented to years of fan pressure and updated the much beloved site, just in time for April Fool’s Day. While the updates aren’t extensive—it’s basically just one long, but hilarious intro…

"The Big Papi Selfie" turned out to be a promotional stunt for Samsung, and the White House says its lawyers are looking into the issue. “It had nothing to do with no deals," Ortiz said.

Well, there's plenty more fish in the digital sea.

Geoff McGrath believes he is the first openly gay Scoutmaster to be removed since the BSA's controversial ballot ruling last year that allowed gay youth — but not gay adults — to participate.

Who doesn't?

I don't know exactly what my expectations were of how lettering is painted on city streets, but this was not it. The level of precision and artistry is surprising.

Take it away, Grumpy Cat!

Katherine Webb and her boyfriend A.J. McCarron–that being the noted University of Alabama quarterback–are engaged to be married! And it seems like just yesterday that we were celebrating the couple breaking up and Katherine Webb being back on the…

Surprise! There's a new music festival cropping up in New York that'll leave '90s kids' mouths drooling. Enter The Y2K.0 Music Fest. Here's the lineup!

Sometimes even toys play a little too hard.

Who knew mac and cheese could be so evil?

Ahora, ¿en qué idioma escribo nuevamente este artículo...? ?

Why haven't you bookmarked this page yet?

Check out Ashley Parker Angel's sexy shirtless body in a newly posted pic on Instagram! The 32-year-old former O-Town singer looks to be staying busy with gym…

You always say you could have done great things in your past life. It's time to find out the truth.

So much to do, so little time.

They're just insults, people.

Discovery will strand eight people in the wilderness for 42 days with only the clothes on their backs for a new live television event. STORY: NBC News' Willie Geist to Host Discovery's 'Everest Jump Live'

Faking your own death, tricking people into murder, knocking out your blind dad — Shakespeare would be a hellraiser if he was around today.

She's fifty, fifty years old.

Digging deep into the 1980s! When a Koch brother called Social Security a pyramid scheme.

The #CancelColbert push didn't pick up steam until last Thursday, after Stephen Colbert had taped his final show of the week. That means we had to wait for what seemed like forever for the comedian to respond. It was, of course, worth the wait—even…

Towards the end you didn't actually care that it was a musical, either.

Can a bad finale ruin a whole series? The popular (and proper) answer to this is no. Any TV show worth its salt understands that the age of endless Internet chatter about TV series overvalues endings in the grand scheme of things. The…

Twenty years ago Newcastle was run down and destitute. Now it's home to the U.K.'s second most vibrant tech sector behind Silicon Roundabout. And those involved see no reason it can't be one of Europe's brightest lights too.

Including why you shouldn't pee in the pool.

Why do things like this never happen on my flights?

Welcome to the Mannkind (MNKD) Afrezza FDA Panel live blog. The FDA has gathered a group of medical experts together today to review and discuss Afrezza, an inhaled, rapid-acting insulin designed for the treatment of Type 1 and Type 2 diabetes. At…

Pizza understands you.

Good grief.

Stephen Colbert fired back at the #CancelColbert controversy on his first show back behind The Colbert Report desk since a racially insensitive tweet was sent from the Comedy Central show's Twitter account late last week.

The Harry Potter Studio Tour shows that the real magic is what happened behind the scenes.

Deja que estos bombones te muestren el camino.

Chris Lowell (Piz from Veronica Mars) made a movie about drinking, dancing and friendship. Now he needs your help to finish it. An exclusive list created by two of the producers from Beside Still Waters on why others have loved this campaign.

C'est la chose la plus difficile que vous aurez à faire de toute votre vie. Sauf peut-être HABITER avec des gens.

It's hard to believe, but this is the world we've built for ourselves.

A top White House official ventured to the Maryland offices of QSSI to share some bubbly as Obamacare enrollment hit a big milestone.

So many bosoms and cockpieces, so little time.

Abdullah bin Mohammed al-Moheisini uses Twitter to publicize his exploits, seek recruits and funding, and, at least once, to launch an ill-fated rebel peace initiative.

Life is sweet in Sweet Valley.

Atkins. Check. South Beach. Check. Keto. Checkcheckcheckcheck.

Your whole life feels like a 500 error.

Quiche, very quiche.

« Non, je ne fais pas partie des Village People. »

Veep's Jonah takes our Q&A!

"I wouldn't let him play with the dead squirrel he found in the yard."

When weddings go wrong.

From Dr. Caligari to The Conjuring, here are more than 100 horror films that have defined the genre. Are you a horror obsessive or a scaredy cat?

The State Department plans to spend $400,000 in taxpayer dollars to purchase a camel statue for the new American embassy in Islamabad, Pakistan.

Hace mucho, mucho tiempo, las cosas eran realmente hermosas.

Many baseball players have bizarre rituals in the batters box. It's time time to begin taking note of when players use their bat as a kickstand for their junk.

Shailene Woodley and Theo James head to their car after stopping by the BBC Radio 1 studio on Monday (March 31) in London, England. The duo is in town to promote…

Please mind the didgeridoo.

How I Met Your … "What the Damn Hell?!" The series finale of How I Met Your Mother was satisfying and emotional for some -- but, for many, many others, it felt like a sick April Fool's joke and a betrayal of the true spirit of the beloved CBS comedy.

Cara Delevingne went topless in Mexico, making out with rumored girlfriend Michelle Rodriguez -- see the pictures!

This short film shows men taking part in the incredibly risky activity, also known as 'Staff Riding.'

Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of the chat is below. (Sign up here to get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week. Read Prudie’s Slate columns here. Send…

And he's planning to live in it for two weeks.

'Sup bro.

C'mon, Hollywood, let's revisit Dorothy Gale in Harlem, N.Y.

Are you taking your shoes off indoors? Are you eating tacos every friday?

"A alma flutua. O corpo precisa de alimento. Se não tem leite, a criança chora."

What makes a great food city isn't necessarily Michelin stars or food trucks per capita. While NYC, LA, and Chicago have always shined brightest, and upstarts like Austin and Portland might be the kings of meals on wheels, there are a ton of cities…

Krauthammer quoted reports saying ObamaCare will still leave about 40 million uninsured, while having already canceled six million policies. This doesn’t include people who have lost access to their doctors and hospitals after switching to the…

It’s been two weeks since the backlash surrounding the offensive, transphobic mini-challenge on RuPaul’s Drag Race, the inappropriately titled “Female or Shemale.” A few days ago, RuPaul and Logo finally responded to the controversy in a blog post…

Advertencia: Es posible que sientas el impulso de tomar una maquinilla después de leer esto.

This mat smells like feet.

"The Circle Of Life" has never sounded so good! Be sure to plan all future flights around the possibility of sitting next to these guys.

Remember Miley Cyrus‘ darkly sexy “Adore You” remix cover? You know, the one where she’s straddling a plaster horse and showing a bit of nipple? Well, the full image has surfaced online and it’s a pretty graphic. The Bangerz diva is completely naked…

The girl was reportedly getting ready for a PE lesson when the wall collapsed.

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