Happy birthday to the leader of the Rebolution.
“Wait — homework? What homework?”
“Sorry I’m late; there was a woman singing ‘Halo’ at 2nd Ave. and I couldn’t leave.”
Have you really lived if you’ve never enjoyed the Chilean terremoto on a sizzling summer day?
This is what the internet’s for, honestly.
Preferably with a cool glass of sweet tea.
Who here *hasn’t* called in sick so they could finish their book?
A three-times-a-week program that even fitness newbies can do.
Imagine: You wake up next to your ultimate celebrity crush…
“I checked the computer and it said you were dancing wrong.”
And you thought your reading list was long already…
Dim those lights as low as you want.
Many compensatory smiley faces ahead :)
The Color Purple? The Sound and the Fury? (We know it’s a difficult question.)
You OK, you OK, you fine, you fine.
So much great writing, so little time.