Buzz·Posted on Apr 1, 2014How Long Would You Survive In A Zombie Apocalypse?I'm guessing not as long as you think.by Justin AbarcaBuzzFeed StaffFacebookPinterestTwitterMailLink flickr.com / Via Creative Commons Choose all that apply: I like camping. Check I like camping. I can start a fire. Check I can start a fire. I can start a fire from scratch. Check I can start a fire from scratch. I can start a fire if shown how, probably. Check I can start a fire if shown how, probably. I can start a fire with a lighter. Check I can start a fire with a lighter. I am in pretty good shape. Check I am in pretty good shape. I am pretty healthy. Check I am pretty healthy. I can carry 50 lbs. Check I can carry 50 lbs. I can carry 75 lbs. Check I can carry 75 lbs. I can carry 100 lbs. Check I can carry 100 lbs. I can carry 150 lbs. Check I can carry 150 lbs. I can cook. Check I can cook. I can cook over open flames. Check I can cook over open flames. I know how to forage. Check I know how to forage. I know the difference between edible mushrooms and poisonous ones. Check I know the difference between edible mushrooms and poisonous ones. I know the difference between edible berries and poisonous ones. Check I know the difference between edible berries and poisonous ones. I know what poison oak looks like. Check I know what poison oak looks like. I know how to hunt. Check I know how to hunt. I am willing to hunt. Check I am willing to hunt. I know how to set a trap for small game. Check I know how to set a trap for small game. I know how to set a trap for large game. Check I know how to set a trap for large game. I know how to butcher and clean an animal. Check I know how to butcher and clean an animal. I am willing to butcher and clean an animal. Check I am willing to butcher and clean an animal. I know how to farm. Check I know how to farm. I know how to ride a horse. Check I know how to ride a horse. I can walk long distances. Check I can walk long distances. I can run fast. Check I can run fast. I always have a good sense of my surroundings. Check I always have a good sense of my surroundings. I know how to jumpstart a car. Check I know how to jumpstart a car. I know how engines work. Check I know how engines work. I know how to siphon gas. Check I know how to siphon gas. I can be really quiet. Check I can be really quiet. I'm OK being alone. Check I'm OK being alone. I work best in a group. Check I work best in a group. I am willing to eat canned food. Check I am willing to eat canned food. I am willing to eat canned food with no expiration date. Check I am willing to eat canned food with no expiration date. I know how to use a gun. Check I know how to use a gun. I know how to make my own explosives. Check I know how to make my own explosives. I know how to use a shotgun. Check I know how to use a shotgun. I know how to make booby traps. Check I know how to make booby traps. I know how to use a rifle. Check I know how to use a rifle. I know how throw a knife. Check I know how throw a knife. I know how to wield a knife. Check I know how to wield a knife. I know how to wield a sword. Check I know how to wield a sword. I know how to fight. Check I know how to fight. I know martial arts. Check I know martial arts. I know how to use a bow and arrow. Check I know how to use a bow and arrow. I know how to use a crossbow. Check I know how to use a crossbow. I know how to use a grenade. Check I know how to use a grenade. I know how to dress a wound. Check I know how to dress a wound. I know how to make a tourniquet. Check I know how to make a tourniquet. I know where the major arteries in the body are located. Check I know where the major arteries in the body are located. I know how to make medicine from herbs and plants. Check I know how to make medicine from herbs and plants. I am close to my family. Check I am close to my family. I would do anything to protect them. Check I would do anything to protect them. I value all human life. Check I value all human life. I am willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. Check I am willing to give people the benefit of the doubt. I am untrustworthy of others. Check I am untrustworthy of others. I am willing to steal. Check I am willing to steal. I am good at stealing. Check I am good at stealing. I have a flexible moral compass. Check I have a flexible moral compass. I own an actual compass. Check I own an actual compass. I can navigate by the stars. Check I can navigate by the stars. I can read a map. Check I can read a map. I know how to pick a lock. Check I know how to pick a lock. I know how to climb a tree. Check I know how to climb a tree. I am not scared of the dark. Check I am not scared of the dark. I am not scared of the woods. Check I am not scared of the woods. I am not scared of the woods at night. Check I am not scared of the woods at night. I know how to fish. Check I know how to fish. I know how to clean a fish. Check I know how to clean a fish. I know to make a makeshift fishing rod. Check I know to make a makeshift fishing rod. I can swim. Check I can swim. I can swim across a lake. Check I can swim across a lake. I know the Heimlich maneuver. Check I know the Heimlich maneuver. I do not faint at the sight of blood. Check I do not faint at the sight of blood. I can hike a mountain. Check I can hike a mountain. I can go a week without eating. Check I can go a week without eating. I can go three days without water. Check I can go three days without water. I know how to purify water. Check I know how to purify water. I can go weeks without bathing. Check I can go weeks without bathing. I know I can kill a zombie. Check I know I can kill a zombie. I can sew. Check I can sew. I can kill a zombie that was once my family member. Check I can kill a zombie that was once my family member. I can kill a zombie that was once my friend. Check I can kill a zombie that was once my friend. I can kill a zombie that was once my significant other. Check I can kill a zombie that was once my significant other. If someone I knew was infected I would kill them. Check If someone I knew was infected I would kill them. If an infected person asked me to kill them before they turned I would. Check If an infected person asked me to kill them before they turned I would. If the infection was in someone's limb and I had time to chop it off I would Check If the infection was in someone's limb and I had time to chop it off I would If the infection was in one of my limbs I would chop it off. Check If the infection was in one of my limbs I would chop it off. I would kill a person to get their supplies. Check I would kill a person to get their supplies. I would kill an uninfected person if they were threatening my group. Check I would kill an uninfected person if they were threatening my group. I would eat uninfected human flesh if I had to. Check I would eat uninfected human flesh if I had to. I would eat the flesh of someone I knew if I had to. Check I would eat the flesh of someone I knew if I had to. I would kill and eat an uninfected human if I had to. Check I would kill and eat an uninfected human if I had to. I would never stop searching for a cure. Check I would never stop searching for a cure. I would kill anyone I had to for a cure. Check I would kill anyone I had to for a cure. I would travel as far as need be for a cure. Check I would travel as far as need be for a cure. I would test a cure even if it meant my own life. Check I would test a cure even if it meant my own life. If I were infected I would take my own life. Check If I were infected I would take my own life. How long would I survive?