You can smell the pink goop like it was yesterday.
I like pig butts and I cannot lie.
Why do you keep CC’ing me on things that have nothing to do with me?
Make your own “pink drink” right in your kitchen!
Staying in never tasted so good.
Basically, head to Golden Gate Park.
It’s like ten thousand zubats when all you need is ANYTHING ELSE.
Are you ready? Are you sure?
BRB having nightmares about demon asparagus.
See if you can make it through the night as one of the more than 6,500 homeless people living in San Francisco.
Thirst-trapping our great nation since 1789.
You, but in charge of small children.
Do you know your Dortmunder Gold from your Honey Hut?