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April 1, 2015

Good luck finding these on Hulu.

There's an explosion and everything. This is going to be one hell of a wedding.

"Always wear underwear. You never know when you'll need to go to a hospital."

Learniture about furniture.

"While I have no knowledge of the judicial matters at hand, I appreciate his bipartisan work on foreign relations issues and expect he will continue to play a constructive role," Bob Corker says in a statement.

Do you actually know what you're doing or do you make it up as you go? Questions from the BuzzFeed staff.

From Elvis, to Nirvana, to Britney Spears — and of course, Beyoncé.

This is going straight to the pool room.

Eli Thompson nació sin nariz debido a una extraña malformación conocida por afectar sólo 1 en 197 millones de bebés. A pesar de su notable ausencia facial, su madre dice que el niño está bien.

"Love means always saying, 'Steve Buscemi.'"

Work hard, quiz harder.

You'll never find anyone like me! That's the point.

We're all doomed.

And somehow T-Pain is the one that leaked it.

Tis the end of an era, my friends.

In honor of the first day of both White History Month AND Men's History Month, let's give these guys the credit they deserve. Happy April 1, everyone.

Porque la belleza viene en todos los colores y texturas.

Kean University in New Jersey stated on Monday that the hip-hop artist would address this year’s graduating class. The next day, it reneged.

Dish Network's online TV service bulks up with its biggest content deal yet.

Thankfully he's okay and clearly ready for his 15 seconds of fame.

Army officials have again increased the number of immigrants with in-demand skills who can enlist in exchange for expedited citizenship. Since 2008, the Army has recruited about 4,000 people through the program.

Millions of people are diagnosed with major depression, while a growing number of scientists are saying it isn’t a distinct condition. It’s part of a big shake-up in psychiatry as researchers attempt to define mental disorders by what’s going wrong in the brain rather than using checklists of symptoms.

Duckface ain't for everyone.

Find out your Rosewood partner-in-crime.

Hear about the nitty gritty about being in the military.

You love 'em, but you have no idea what to do with 'em.

Never tweet.

Never trust someone who asks for a "water cup" at Chipotle.

This cat has no chill.

Don’t get turned on during Jamie’s flogging scenes. Don’t get turned on during Jamie’s flogging scenes. Don’t get turned on during Jamie’s flogging scenes.

Celebrando a ressurreição de Cristo com coelhos mutantes possuídos.

Oh sí... justo así.

Here's a fun little game in honor of April Fools Day. Try to guess which statements from Colorado state legislators are real and which ones are made up for April Fools Day.

The most awkward radio show in history.

Do you have any short-term memory left?

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.

¿Tus padres están contentos con tu estilo de vida?

Let's take a ride.

So put that in your bowl and smoke it!

It’s just a very low level crime.

The McBarge in Vancouver, Canada, was built for the 1986 World's Fair.

Starting wages will go up to one dollar above the minimum wage. But unless franchise owners match the raise, only about 10% of McDonald's workers will benefit.

The couple that went viral last August, and again in December, are back! They are using their internet virality to do some good.

Which animal looks to YOU for inspiration?

Front row seats to the greatest city on Earth.

In a year when dozens of startups have attracted the coveted billion-dollar "unicorn" status, the big-tech IPO feels like the product of a different age.

An entire calendar of sports worth going mad for.

El alcohol es dañino para tu salud mental, física y emocional.

Proof that there's no one way to be fit.

Você atingiu 100% da sua franquia de paciência.

If you love books and live anywhere near San Francisco, then make a trip to this massive used book sale.

No sarcasm. No, really! This is legit!

Everything makes sense now.

This is one for the books.

In First Dates you usually see fairly horrific dates, but occasionally you witness an amazing one. Can you correctly guess which prospective suitor these people had successful dates with?

Porque todos los rincones del país son hermosos.

These are the fools of april; they are adorable.

Sen. Robert Menendez has been the subject of a federal investigation stemming from his relationship with a campaign donor.

Segura na minha mão, vamos ser otários juntos.

Qual você amava mais: Playmobil ou Lego? Barbie ou Susi?

But try not to screw it up.

If your heart is ice cold today.

Ford CEO Mark Fields says the legacy car manufacturer is trying to think like a startup.

It's your day, rock it your way.

We all have one favorite Dorito. But who else is our Tumblr dash consumed by?

The genius of Wes Anderson is in the details.

Paula Schneider told staff today that almost 2% of the company's staff, about 180 people, will lose their jobs. Her memo noted the failings of "previous management," which oversaw more than $300 million in losses over five years.

These dudes are definitely bringing sexy Bach.

A second woman has accused Joseph Koetters of sexually abusing her while she was his student at an elite all-girls Los Angeles private school. She spoke exclusively to BuzzFeed News. On Monday, May 4, Koetters was charged with 10 additional sex crimes related to her claims.

María Mercedes, Marimar o María la del Barrio. Seguro te identificas más con alguna. Las viste todas, no te hagas.

A recent lawsuit and leaked documents have scientists reeling over how the TSA is using junk science to screen for terrorists. “We are all horrified,” one scientist said.

Let's be real.

On Wednesdays, you wear pink.

Are you being a bad student?

You'll be ~drunk in love~ with these tasty treats.

Can you earn an A+++, or are you in the unmistakable cone of ignorance?

Brown said it is time for the state to act because "this is the new normal."

Confessions of a post grad lost soul.

We're not supporting IE8 anymore. But we still love you.

How a high-speed chase in Cleveland with two unarmed suspects led to two deaths, more than a hundred shots fired, and a police officer facing trial.

The depressed robot edition.

Lo siento.

A video showing a New York police detective's xenophobic rant against an immigrant Uber driver who pointed out to him that he was parking his car without blinkers has gone viral. Now the detective has been placed on modified duty and transferred out of an elite unit.

Your resume will be at the top of the stack.

Parenting on lock.

Do you think you can handle it?

Everyday there are thousands of hopeful entrepreneurs, trying to crowdfund their dreams. These are our picks of awesome and awesomely bad* campaigns of the week. *It's up to you to decide which is which.

It's a "California roll" reversal. Happy April Fools' Day!

"It's time for our negotiating partners to seize the moment," Iranian Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif said.

El 1 de abril, se celebra el April Fools Day, que sería una versión anglosajona de nuestro Día de los Santos Inocentes. Recuerda: No creas la mitad de las cosas que lees.

As a Taiwanese-American actor, I can’t afford to pass on every role that calls for an “Asian accent.” Sometimes the parts are even good. The problem is, I can’t do one.

~Badass women for life~

Go Reds!

"You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish."

Sometimes what happens in the theater is weirder than what happens on screen.

"Here's an interesting, factoid, Tony."

Speed dating doesn't count.

I'm sick of the back-and-forth, people — it has to stop!

No joke! Here's 23 science fiction, fantasy and horror novels being released over the course of April 2015.

We can't all be waffles.

"I don't want to be with you anymore," she texted him.

Ooze dear cheese, ooze.

Esto no es un hombre, esto es una máquina de comer sin escrúpulos.

All of the chowder, please.

You haven't lived until you've been arrested!

This means war.

The victim has reportedly been moved to another facility. WARNING: This image contains a graphic photo that may be disturbing to some people.

Do you have what it takes to get out of the woods alive?

You know you need to know.

You've got PLENTY, but what stands out the most?

Brunch is a mission. Which member of the team are you?

It's all about the confidence!

The National AIDS Trust went to Student Pride and asked young lesbian, bi, gay, and trans people what they were taught in sex education classes. It wasn't good.

Batman!

What do you know about the Maritimes?

Yeah, it's been done before but never quite like this. This. Is. The. Remix.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Pretty hurts.

So not ah-mah-zing.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Let's hear it for the underdogs.

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

"I think what hurts the most is when you're young and someone makes fun of the way you look, because you can't control that."

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

Fab or drab?

"The act is a beacon of hope," said an European LGBT leader in response to the law passed Wednesday in the Malta, whose Constitution officially deems the country Catholic.

After his former owner tried to amputate all four of his paws, Brutus has a new lease on life by becoming the second dog to have four prosthetic limbs.

"When you get the 11th like on Instagram."

Pity these poor hacks on their endless, boring cavalcade.

One of these hunks is about to dance his way into your heart.

Every kid's worst nightmare.

A weapon of mass seduction?

Do you know what the fox says? Do you know what the fox doesn't say?

It really was a hard knock life.

This might be the Internet's #3214234234 proposal video, but it's ~SUPER CUTE~... and worth the watch!

Tal como lo ilustran celebridades con y sin cejas. Obviamente.

Riff wants to recapture the magic of the Ice Bucket Challenge.

Could a Carter family album be on the way?

"Orthographie. Noch so ein Fremdwort."

She's living out Kris Jenner's teenage dream. Maybe.

Remember that ex we all thought we'd never get over? LOL OK.

Can you pee when you have a boner?

After 10 years on Friends, Perry could have chosen to do whatever he wanted — but what he's always wanted is to work. With his reboot of The Odd Couple, the actor seems finally to have found the right role.

Ken Sunshine declined to comment Wednesday when asked if he was involved in sensational New York Post coverage of Harvey Weinstein's accuser. Wednesday's front page, about her "secret life," said she was "no stranger to sexually charged lawsuits."

Je suis vraiment obligé de parler aux gens?

Breaking down the gender binary of the fashion world, stealing our hearts in the process. And yes, that is her real name.

Ross and Rachel aren't a great couple, tbh.

Are you the Slayer or the Sorceress?

Who wouldn't want to be just like her? She's cute as a button!

After the president acknowledged her idea, she recently joined forces with Women On 20s, a nonprofit that plans to petition the White House to replace Andrew Jackson. She spoke to BuzzFeed News about the idea.

EAAAGLEEE!!

You can't live in them all.

Can you tell the difference between Fast & Furious and The Fast and the Furious? What about 2 Fast 2 Furious and Fast Five or Tokyo Drift?

This is what dreams are made of.

Sylvester Stallone Sósia Lookalike Impersonator Luis Claudio

It's time to stand up for what is right: concerts that EVERYONE can enjoy.

Como eu vivi sem isso até hoje?

Est-ce que vos parents acceptent votre mode de vie?

Or would you embarass yourself at the Oscars?

Imams have joined Shiite militia on the frontlines of the fight against ISIS, tasked with stoking the religious passions of the fighters – but also working to keep them in line. BuzzFeed News' Mike Giglio reports from Iraq.

"Então, quando você irá conseguir um emprego de verdade?"

Bellas artes en la punta de tus dedos.

Things are not looking good for the ladies of Project LEDA in Season 3.

Judge Kenneth Watson has backed out of his appointment to Oklahoma's pardon and parole board. Watson had freed a battered woman from a decades-long prison sentence, and on the parole board was set to help decide the fate of another battered woman.

Por favor, não me diga que você comprou flores ao invés de comida.

Boris Johnson said it is important that more Londoners are paid the living wage. But the number of people in the city earning less than that has gone up by almost 350,000 since he became mayor.

Makeup is magic.

Are you supposed to graduate from college within the next few weeks? Want to really freak out your family? Try this!

WHILE AT THE KIDS CHOICE AWARDS.

The fire in Holborn saw around 5,000 people evacuated from homes and offices.

So wonderful. So perfect. So delightful.

You deserve a drink from my drunk kitchen. Ding!

Tell us who haunts your nightmares.

“Já era. Vou fazer uma redução”.

Arkansas Gov. Asa Hutchinson on Wednesday had called for state lawmakers to recall a religious freedom bill and amend its language to mirror a long-standing federal law. The legislature gave final approval to a revised bill Thursday afternoon and the governor signed it within the hour.

Vamos falar sobre bundas e afins.

Given the post is on www.aplus.com (owned by Ashton Kutcher) and announced on April 1st, this is either a fantastic joke or the announcement of what could be the best news all week.

The man who sold the mural says he feels tricked as he had no idea of its potential value. The local artist who bought the mural told BuzzFeed News he simply wants to preserve it and doesn't plan to sell it on for a personal profit.

Officials advised the theater company to consider "the question of preserving social stability" after Orthodox Christian activists denounced the production.

Humza Arshad started the “Diary of a Badman” series from his bedroom in South London. Now he’s working with the police to prevent vulnerable kids becoming radicalised.

LOL forever.

It's not the first time he's caused controversy with his comments about sexuality.

Jack Stevens has a truly incredible story.

"I regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me admission into the Fall 2015 freshman class at Duke."

We're down to the Enticing Eight. Who will advance to the Foxy Four?

The only problem with this plan is that it's a complete waste of time.

¡Usa cosas que *ya* tienes!

"Let's Marvin Gaye and get it on."

The former England footballer is being lined up to help the Conservatives campaign in South Thanet, BuzzFeed News understands.

Divorced, beheaded, died, divorced, beheaded, survived.

Alan Harris, the party's candidate for Oxford West and Abingdon, appears to have made the comment on a Facebook post.

Talk about a hand job.

It's just too ugly.

The World Health Organisation has released a major series of studies into the effects of breastfeeding. Here's a breakdown of the evidence.

BRB, drooling.

Can you go 8 for 8?

Is your soul just a dark void? Find out!

You just got served!

Your mum doesn't organise your playdates anymore.

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Yesterday, March 31st, was the International Trans Day of Visibility, a day created to promote awareness of those who identify as transgender and/or non-binary. Individuals took to social media to share their stories and experiences.

Kids' shows aren't always happy-go-lucky.

Muita beleza natural e arquitetônica, culinária maravilhosa e o povo mais simpático do país.

Because the '00s were the best decade for emo music.

SUPERNATURALLY hot.

Better than *actual* Easter?

Kind of.

The one with your future life motto.

How many of the words do you actually know?

These patient ladies are true and unafraid of toil.

Bye bye old winter purse. Hello fresh and fun new look.

This is what we all wished for when we were kids, right?...

Hay una razón por la que esmero rima con casero.

Plug in your Pip-Boy and have a go!

Conforme ilustrado por celebridades com e sem sobrancelhas. Obviamente.

♪ GONNA SPREAD MY WINGS, SWEET 16 ♪

Yes, I am OK, no, I am NOT having a seizure.

Eine Mainzer Hochschulgruppe kritisierte das rassistische Logo der Dachdeckerfirma Thomas Neger und sieht sich danach einem Shitstorm ausgesetzt, bei dem auch die CDU mitmischt.

Netflix considers Canada to be a Third World country.

Are you a Sasha? Or maybe a Baxter?

Porque, finalmente, há um programa que é tão maluco quanto você.

The internet unleashed its wrath, but supporters responded in kind. As of Friday evening, an online fundraiser had generated $842,387 in donations for the eatery.

As technology enables more targeted messaging than ever before, some in the industry are shying away from the word "personalization."

Ajit Johnson's #This_Generation series is wise to your dependence on your phone, wifi, and Facebook.

Update: "The student is no longer on campus," the university said in a statement. "This campus is not a safe space, and has proven beyond any doubt that it is a hostile environment for any and all black people," the Duke People of Color Caucus said.

Does the woman have a crystal ball?

Would you like that toasted?

I'm not jealous. I'm really not jealous.

The best of the net from 2015

"They all fall into one great big mistake she made and it could be a violation of law, probably is a violation of law."

Because not all of us were at SXSW

Don't worry, I just sent nature a reminder about spring.

The south London suburb has become a food-lover's paradise but still retains its charm as a cultural melting pot. Here are the places you need to go.

Study these professional sassers and then go home and practice mirroring them. Everyone knows that sass has become just a normal part of our day to day interaction with each other, so use these 10 examples to make sure you can successfully sass back in any situation.

Enseguida vuelvo, siesta en el baño.

Everybody remain calm(ish).

Pour ceux qui ont un petit budget.

We're all just here for the rippin' and the tearin,' really.

Nigeria will see a peaceful transition of power for the first time since its 1960 independence. Arkansas passed a religious freedom bill similar to the Indiana law causing an uproar. And what happened when a BuzzFeed writer followed his stolen iPhone around the world to China.

Is it Troy Bolton? Charlie St. Cloud? Link Larkin?! Find out!

Realiza el siguiente cuestionario para demostrar tu conocimiento acerca de este país.

Basically, no one wins. But everyone learns a valuable lesson.

Desde el montaje del vestidor.

Vous êtes un sorcier. Ne laissez personne vous dire le contraire.

Sometimes real life is stranger than fiction.

De l'art au bout de vos doigts.

It started as an April Fool's joke, but now that Netflix Dating has been thought of, it must happen.

AAARGHHH

La razón porque deberías desconfiar de publicaciones sobre transformación de cuerpo en internet.

Are you more Baby Doll or Sweet Pea?

The key to a happy gay shaadi, they told BuzzFeed India, is to "surround yourselves with people who love, support, and promote you for who you are."

And the 12-year-old has found it a pretty strange experience, he told BuzzFeed News.

President Goodluck Jonathan conceded his re-election bid Tuesday in Nigeria's first ever peaceful democratic transition of power.

Let's go with the nylon disco shorts. In silver.

WunderBAR!

The party's economic spokesperson claimed young people were being "brainwashed" by EU material in schools.

Will today be the day your prize falls into your bowl? Who are you kidding? You totally dug through the box to find your toy.

Football > girls.

Dites au revoir à toute idée de productivité.

The now- famous author of "Diary of a Young Girl" may have died earlier than was previously thought.

Un visage sans sourcils est comme une phrase sans ponctuation.

SO. MUCH. FASHION. SO. LITTLE. TIME.

Spoiler alert: Milk first, tea second.

L'ORTF, toujours numéro 1 sur le LOL.

Wir sammeln für Dich die "Nachrichten", die Du heute vergessen kannst. Wird ständig aktualisiert.

You. Won't. Believe. What. Happens. Next. (We're doomed.)

If ever a couple deserved a wedding like this, it's Mario and Elaine Lantigua.

Trust no one, especially brands. This post will be updated throughout the day.

The one with all the desi feels.

Some were fooled, most just cringed.

Explorer les livres différemment.

Born, Raised, And Transferred.

Because a resume can only say so much.

Flying cockroaches. Flying cockroaches everywhere.

Do you have the internet?

Palmer United Party spent $9 million to get defectors into office.

It's the Aussie pot roast.

Hay muchas más diferencias que el idioma...

April is the month of preparation for all college graduates. They're planning senior pictures, interviews, traveling and trying to make the most of their last days in college. But society forces Black graduates to have some unique concerns different than other racial groups in America.

Daily flower inspiration, coming your way.

Nostalgia + bass = epic party playlist.

Gay men earn 20% less than straight men.

Zayn Malik told us he was leaving... Or so we thought.

The sky is NOT the limit.

Mitchell's condition is now improving after she was rushed from her Los Angeles home to a hospital on Tuesday.

Because who decided that chocolate was just for dessert?

Harry Potter and the League of Ivies.

Raising the Roof Canada have produced a new video which sees multiple people struggling with homelessness reading mean tweets.

Why?!? Sleep with one eye open . . .

Dark and twisty and annoying AF.

Casper leads a new crowd of startups in the $14 billion mattress industry, trying to turn the most utilitarian of purchases into a quirky, shareable adventure. Wake up to the new world of selling the fundane.

"You should thank me for participating in this extremely transparent attempt to be more likable in the public eye," the comedian said at the taping, but it wound up on the cutting-room floor.

Two angelic souls, sleeping their way to Paris.

Eli Thompson was born with no nose due to a rare malformation known to affect just 1 in 197 million babies. Despite the noticeably absent facial feature, his mother says he's doing just fine.

...además de decir "güey"

Find out if you will defy gravity.

Whose bed would you Slytherin?

Getting through your 20's may just get a littler easier with the helpful voices of these ladies guiding the way.

Chances are, you will hate your Bff after you meet Carl.

Are you a Lagertha or an Aslaug?

Souriez, vous êtes filmés !

"It’s just a very low-level crime."

"Made in Sierra Leone by Tejan. The first few times he coughed up blood he hid it from his family."

It's here and it's EVERYTHING!

Some of her best work hasn't even seen the light of day.

"Maybe I won't get married, you know? Maybe I'll do one of those 'Eat, Pray, Love' things. Ugh, no, I don't want to pray. Forget it, I'll just die alone. "