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Please Pet My Cats

These are my cats. They're a little grumpy but please go ahead and give them a few pets! Please!

samthurman • One year ago

Your First Time Having Sex With An Apple Watch

Choose your own (sexual) adventure. Hand jobs, blow jobs, Steve Jobs. [NSFW]

samthurman • 4 years ago

IE8 Users: We Need To Talk

We're not supporting IE8 anymore. But we still love you.

samthurman • 4 years ago

Choose Your Own Adventure: You're Hosting The Oscars. Now What?

What kind of host will you be? Loved? Hated? Naked? Travolta?

Games • 4 years ago