A story about how anyone can run for prime minister and come relatively close if they put their mind to it.
As of today, Theresa May is no longer Tory leader, but is still a sort of zombie prime minister. *looks to camera*
Don’t Leave Your House If You Want Any Peace Because Rory Stewart Is Wandering Around Trying To Debate People
“I was going to nip to the shop but I’m scared Rory Stewart will be out there, trying to debate me.”
This Woman Learned Her Mom Had Been Keeping A Beautiful Secret From Her Dad And It'll Make You Emotional
"I can't wait to find a love like this"
The Priest At Lyra McKee's Funeral Asked "Why In God's Name" It Took The Death Of A Journalist To Unite Politicians
"I dare to hope that Lyra’s murder on Holy Thursday night can be the doorway to a new beginning," said Father Martin Magill.
In which a Tory MP votes to remain, becomes a Brexiteer, votes against the deal, votes for the deal, suggests he doesn't back the deal, and then votes for it again.
In which Britain slips in a dog turd and then falls down a flight of stairs towards the finish line.
Now we all know what's in Geoffrey Cox's codpiece (don't ask).
What the hell was going on for two years?
“I can only imagine that I failed to see the car coming, and I am very contrite about the consequences.”
Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.
Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.
The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"
"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."
How was this only five days?