Alan White
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Here's The Latest In The Absolute Clown Show That Is The Tory Leadership Contest
A story about how anyone can run for prime minister and come relatively close if they put their mind to it.
This Is Theresa May’s Political Legacy Summed Up In Funny Tweets About Theresa May
As of today, Theresa May is no longer Tory leader, but is still a sort of zombie prime minister. *looks to camera*
Don’t Leave Your House If You Want Any Peace Because Rory Stewart Is Wandering Around Trying To Debate People
“I was going to nip to the shop but I’m scared Rory Stewart will be out there, trying to debate me.”
Which Successor To Theresa May Are You?
It’s like Game of Thrones, but much more unpleasant.
This Woman Learned Her Mom Had Been Keeping A Beautiful Secret From Her Dad And It'll Make You Emotional
"I can't wait to find a love like this"
The Priest At Lyra McKee's Funeral Asked "Why In God's Name" It Took The Death Of A Journalist To Unite Politicians
"I dare to hope that Lyra’s murder on Holy Thursday night can be the doorway to a new beginning," said Father Martin Magill.
Here's Everything That Happened In Another Week Of Brexit Chaos
In which a Tory MP votes to remain, becomes a Brexiteer, votes against the deal, votes for the deal, suggests he doesn't back the deal, and then votes for it again.
Here's The Full Story Of The Most Calamitous Week In Brexit Yet
In which Britain slips in a dog turd and then falls down a flight of stairs towards the finish line.
The Attorney General Tweeted "Bollocks"
Now we all know what's in Geoffrey Cox's codpiece (don't ask).
A Definitive List Of Every British Centrist Party That Has And Hasn't Happened Since Brexit
What the hell was going on for two years?
Prince Philip Has Said He Is “Deeply Sorry” To A Woman Who Was Injured In A Car Crash
“I can only imagine that I failed to see the car coming, and I am very contrite about the consequences.”
OK, So Where The Hell Does Brexit Go From Here?
Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.
British People Explain The Big Brexit Vote For Americans
Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.
25 Tweets That Sum Up How Unreal British Politics Got In 2018
Can't wait for 2019!
The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"
"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."
Here Are 14 Ridiculous Things That Happened In British Politics This Week
How was this only five days?
Oh Dear God, What The Hell Is Going On With British Politics NOW?
It's all going brilliantly.