Alan White
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Here's Everything That Happened In Another Week Of Brexit Chaos
In which a Tory MP votes to remain, becomes a Brexiteer, votes against the deal, votes for the deal, suggests he doesn't back the deal, and then votes for it again.
Alan White
• 21 days ago
Here's The Full Story Of The Most Calamitous Week In Brexit Yet
In which Britain slips in a dog turd and then falls down a flight of stairs towards the finish line.
Alan White
• 29 days ago
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• One month ago
The Attorney General Tweeted "Bollocks"
Now we all know what's in Geoffrey Cox's codpiece (don't ask).
Alan White
• One month ago
A Definitive List Of Every British Centrist Party That Has And Hasn't Happened Since Brexit
What the hell was going on for two years?
Alan White
• 2 months ago
Prince Philip Has Said He Is “Deeply Sorry” To A Woman Who Was Injured In A Car Crash
“I can only imagine that I failed to see the car coming, and I am very contrite about the consequences.”
Alan White
• 2 months ago
OK, So Where The Hell Does Brexit Go From Here?
Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.
Alan White
• 3 months ago
British People Explain The Big Brexit Vote For Americans
Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.
Alan White
• 3 months ago
25 Tweets That Sum Up How Unreal British Politics Got In 2018
Can't wait for 2019!
Hannah Al-Othman
• 3 months ago
The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"
"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."
Alan White
• 3 months ago
Here Are 14 Ridiculous Things That Happened In British Politics This Week
How was this only five days?
Alan White
• 4 months ago
Oh Dear God, What The Hell Is Going On With British Politics NOW?
It's all going brilliantly.
Alan White
• 4 months ago
Here Are All The Things That Could Happen After The Brexit Vote, Ranked By How Apocalyptic They Are
From a quiet Christmas to the End of Days.
Alan White
• 4 months ago
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• 4 months ago
The EU Has Approved A Brexit Deal With Britain
"We will remain friends until the end of days, and one day longer," said European Council president Donald Tusk.
Alan White
• 4 months ago
People Are Really Losing It Over The Stentorian Oratory Of This Tory MP
I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.
Alan White
• 6 months ago
Just A Load Of Pictures Of Tory Ministers Giving Speeches To A Half-Empty Conference Hall
Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.
Alan White
• 6 months ago
A Little Boy Kept Parking His Bike On The Same Lamppost, So A Stranger Did Something Lovely
"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"
Alan White
• 6 months ago