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Here's Everything That Happened In Another Week Of Brexit Chaos

In which a Tory MP votes to remain, becomes a Brexiteer, votes against the deal, votes for the deal, suggests he doesn't back the deal, and then votes for it again.

Alan White • 21 days ago

Here's The Full Story Of The Most Calamitous Week In Brexit Yet

In which Britain slips in a dog turd and then falls down a flight of stairs towards the finish line.

Alan White • 29 days ago
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The Attorney General Tweeted "Bollocks"

Now we all know what's in Geoffrey Cox's codpiece (don't ask).

Alan White • One month ago
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Prince Philip Has Said He Is “Deeply Sorry” To A Woman Who Was Injured In A Car Crash

“I can only imagine that I failed to see the car coming, and I am very contrite about the consequences.”

Alan White • 2 months ago

OK, So Where The Hell Does Brexit Go From Here?

Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.

Alan White • 3 months ago

British People Explain The Big Brexit Vote For Americans

Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.

Alan White • 3 months ago
Hannah Al-Othman • 3 months ago

The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"

"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."

Alan White • 3 months ago
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Alan White • 4 months ago

The EU Has Approved A Brexit Deal With Britain

"We will remain friends until the end of days, and one day longer," said European Council president Donald Tusk.

Alan White • 4 months ago

People Are Really Losing It Over The Stentorian Oratory Of This Tory MP

I will pay good money for this man to voice my satnav.

Alan White • 6 months ago

Just A Load Of Pictures Of Tory Ministers Giving Speeches To A Half-Empty Conference Hall

Jeremy Wright let everyone down by allowing them to think he'd appear in holographic form, like Tupac did, but then just turning up in person instead.

Alan White • 6 months ago

A Little Boy Kept Parking His Bike On The Same Lamppost, So A Stranger Did Something Lovely

"Ah, so he got a promotion and his own guaranteed parking spot? Nice one!"

Alan White • 6 months ago