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Here's The Latest In The Absolute Clown Show That Is The Tory Leadership Contest

A story about how anyone can run for prime minister and come relatively close if they put their mind to it.

Alan White • 7 days ago

This Is Theresa May’s Political Legacy Summed Up In Funny Tweets About Theresa May

As of today, Theresa May is no longer Tory leader, but is still a sort of zombie prime minister. *looks to camera*

Alan White • 13 days ago

Don’t Leave Your House If You Want Any Peace Because Rory Stewart Is Wandering Around Trying To Debate People

“I was going to nip to the shop but I’m scared Rory Stewart will be out there, trying to debate me.”

Alan White • 23 days ago

Which Successor To Theresa May Are You?

It’s like Game of Thrones, but much more unpleasant.

Alan White • 27 days ago
Alan White • One month ago

The Priest At Lyra McKee's Funeral Asked "Why In God's Name" It Took The Death Of A Journalist To Unite Politicians

"I dare to hope that Lyra’s murder on Holy Thursday night can be the doorway to a new beginning," said Father Martin Magill.

Alan White • One month ago

Here's Everything That Happened In Another Week Of Brexit Chaos

In which a Tory MP votes to remain, becomes a Brexiteer, votes against the deal, votes for the deal, suggests he doesn't back the deal, and then votes for it again.

Alan White • 2 months ago

Here's The Full Story Of The Most Calamitous Week In Brexit Yet

In which Britain slips in a dog turd and then falls down a flight of stairs towards the finish line.

Alan White • 3 months ago
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Alan White • 3 months ago

The Attorney General Tweeted "Bollocks"

Now we all know what's in Geoffrey Cox's codpiece (don't ask).

Alan White • 3 months ago
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Alan White • 4 months ago

Prince Philip Has Said He Is “Deeply Sorry” To A Woman Who Was Injured In A Car Crash

“I can only imagine that I failed to see the car coming, and I am very contrite about the consequences.”

Alan White • 4 months ago

OK, So Where The Hell Does Brexit Go From Here?

Short version: No one knows. Longer version: No, really, no one knows.

Alan White • 5 months ago

British People Explain The Big Brexit Vote For Americans

Amid all this apparent carnage remember this: Nothing 👏 has 👏 changed 👏.

Alan White • 5 months ago
Hannah Al-Othman • 5 months ago

The Couple Arrested In Connection With The Gatwick Drone Disruption Say They Feel "Completely Violated"

"Our names, photos, and other personal information have been broadcast throughout the world."

Alan White • 5 months ago
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Alan White • 6 months ago