I’ll take 1,002 croquetas, if you please.
Once upon a time, in the county of Dade…
Zzzzzzip right into sleep.
Survival kit: food, water, drama.
And isn’t it ironic? Don’t you think?
“I just don’t believe in all that drama.”
Brrroom brrroom, I’m in me mum’s car (because she’s giving me a ride to work).
Anti-social frozen yogurt lovers, unite.
Let’s ~highlight~ your love of makeup.
Way back in the city where the heat is on.
“If you want to see Latinos nominated for Oscars, we NEED to support one another.”
Arturito y Chuy know what’s up.
“Kim, there’s people dying all across Triton’s kingdom.”