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    11 Scout Badges You Can Only Earn In Miami

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    1. Humidity Badge

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    How To Earn It: Whether your hair is curly or wavy or straight, if it looks the same at the end of the day as it did at the beginning, you deserve a prize.

    2. Gator Badge

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    How To Earn It: At some point, you can and will discover an alligator far too close to you and your beloved pets. Wrestle that gator right down to the ground and call his mother ugly to earn this badge.

    3. Random Badge

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    How To Earn It: Supposably you can't.

    4. Manatee Badge

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    How To Earn It: Be aware of your surroundings when boating, and never throw trash into the bay to earn this awfully cute lil' badge.

    5. Flip-Flop Badge

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    How To Earn It: Wear sandals through every season (Rainy, Less Rainy, And OH SHIT It's A Hurricane) to earn this fashionable(?) badge.

    6. Publix Badge

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    How To Earn It: Eat eight (8) Publix chicken tender sandwiches in one same week to earn this gorgeous little badge celebrating that shopping (and far more importantly, eating) should always be a pleasure.

    7. Mosquito Badge

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    How To Earn It: Go through an entire rainy season without obtaining a singly mosquito bite to earn this rare and coveted badge. It's a great way to show off your skills in Bug Spray Application, Mosquito Net Detangling, and Citronella Appreciation.

    8. Florida Man Badge

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    How To Earn It: This is a community badge, earned if no "weird news" comes out of Florida for a full three days. Texas, we're counting on you.

    9. Santa's Enchanted Forest Badge

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    How To Earn It: Visit Santa's Enchanted Forest, everyone's favorite yuletide hangout, without vomiting or being vomited on (corn dogs + churros + the Gravitron make this particularly challenging) to receive this seasonal badge. Which somehow gets less seasonal with each passing year. (It's open from October through, like, goddamn August now? Jesus.)

    10. Farm Store Badge

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    How To Earn It: Buy a week's worth of groceries SOLELY at your "La Vaquita" location of choice to earn this. Sure, that might mean 98% of your diet will be powdered donuts, but who's complaining? Besides your doctor.

    11. Tourists Badge

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    How To Earn It: Try to walk down Collins Ave, Dadeland Mall, or anywhere in the Grove without bumping into 17,892 sunburnt randos to earn this coveted badge.

    So get out there and earn those badges, scouts!

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