"If someone refers to you as whip smart you are definitely about to get sexually harassed.

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

Are you Pringles Loud or Lady Doritos?

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

Let it goooooo (gay).

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

"Outer space is my kink, it cosmanut."

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

Black cats 4 the win.

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

Goodbye Pyeongchang, you were amazing.

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

"In honor of Rihanna's birthday you must block at least five men."

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago
Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

We honestly don't deserve dogs.

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

What have we done, you guys?

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

"Charlie was a great dog."

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

I'm sorry, so sorry.

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

Come on, we need this.

Julie Gerstein • 7 months ago

"Sometimes I wish that I had one big consecutive tooth so I wouldn't have to floss."

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago

He successfully completed the first quadruple lutz in Olympic competition. What were you doing at 17?

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago

Weirdly, eating cake is not regulation competition yet?

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago

In case you were wondering.

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago

I'm not crying happy tears, you are.

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago

Pickle cupcakes, people.

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago

Knittin' and purlin' on the slopes.

Julie Gerstein • 8 months ago