Wanna go see a Bon Jovi cover band?
Enjoy that decaf cappuccino of go fuck yourself.
Admit it, you once had baby bangs. On purpose.
“Would my life be better if i were thinner? No. But it would be better if I wasn’t treated so poorly because I’m not.”
Thanks to a class-action lawsuit settlement, a bunch of people just got access to free music!
Live your best fucking life.
No peeking on YouTube allowed!
From boys…to men. (Sorry.)
Modest and made for the water.
Just keep blending, just keep blending.
Go ahead, get matchy-matchy.
Sometimes brides have very particular requests for their bridesmaids.