Because we can’t all be final girls.
Dance to the underground.
Is it “nip it in the butt” or “nip it in the bud”?
Because shit is rough out there.
“…And your kids die, too.”
Boo hoo HOLY HELL WHAT IS THAT.
“If you feel it in your heart, put that tail on and be a mer.”
“I tried to use markers as blush when I was 12. It was horrible.”
“Why should boys’ and girls’ clothes be separated, because we’re just as good as each other.”
What a difference a mustache makes.
They’re the latest, but are they the greatest?
Oh, and he’s a Potterhead, too.