"If someone refers to you as whip smart you are definitely about to get sexually harassed.
Black cats 4 the win.
"In honor of Rihanna's birthday you must block at least five men."
Not photoshop, we swear! H/T Laughing Squid
"Charlie was a great dog."
"Sometimes I wish that I had one big consecutive tooth so I wouldn't have to floss."
He successfully completed the first quadruple lutz in Olympic competition. What were you doing at 17?
Weirdly, eating cake is not regulation competition yet?
I'm not crying happy tears, you are.
Knittin' and purlin' on the slopes.