“Not all people fall under one of two categories for sex or gender.”
“He published a book called ‘The Art of the Deal’ then couldn’t sell a GOP healthcare bill to the GOP!”
“If you told me abandoned JCPenneys were the remnants of some failed military dictatorship I’d believe you.”
We got Trump in a truck…truck…truck.
Keep calm and look at puppies.
“My main goal is to make her prom as special as possible.”
“You know what? I’m for limited government, so stay out of my guns, and you can stay out of my body as well.”
“It’s important for kids without autism to see what autism can look like.”
“It’d be faster to carve my picks in stone.”
After all, they said, what does Hawaii know about attacks on American soil?
Or at the least, can they please learn privacy settings?
Get u a man who will do this.
“Good morning. Where may I trade my iPhone for a bone marrow transplant?”