I was totally messier than the Barefoot Contessa, but learned a bit about myself and my new marriage.
Be warned: This post may contain very light spoilers.
I wanna get in your pants... I know.
“I put more stock into the metaphysical idea of The Force than I do in any organized religion.” All confessions via Whisper.
Reminder: This man is 52.
"Thanks, but I'm seeing someone in wrapping."
"If you're not part of the solution, you're part of the protein build-up on my contact lenses."