July 1, 2013
Your Cabin In The Woods Dreams Are About To Come True
What is your horror movie dream? Mine is that I go to bed in my own home, but wake up in the Overlook Hotel. Oh no! (I do know that I am going to wake up in some nightmare scenario, so it isn’t a huge surprise. Let’s say it was something like a…
Movie Trailer: Passion, Starring Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace, Lesbian
I can’t remember the last time I got excited about the prospect of a new Brian DePalma movie, but Passion attempts to up the ante by featuring a love story between Noomi Rapace and Rachel McAdams. Sadly, a movie where a lesbian romance is considered…
16 Essential Charlotte Rampling Roles
Now that she's joined the cast of Dexter in its final season, let's take a look at Charlotte Rampling's impressive career. Here is some of her best work, presented in chronological order.
The 15 Cutest Ants You Ever Need To See In Your Life That Will Blow Your Mind FOREVER
They just cANT even!
The Winklevoss Twins Want To Sell You A Bitcoin Fund
The Winklevoss twins filed a form with the SEC that's the first step to selling shares in a fund that would track the price of Bitcoin. A look at the next move for the Facebook-suing twins.
Zynga's New CEO Won't Succeed Unless Its Old CEO Can Give Up Control
Zynga founder Mark Pincus bowed to investor pressure Monday and relinquished his CEO role, bringing in Microsoft's Don Mattrick to replace him. For the move to work, Pincus has to also give up management control, something he has had trouble doing in the past.
Is This The End Of The Vine Experiment?
They're not flocking to Instagram, they're just getting rid of Vine. Updated with clarification from Topsy.
Veterinarian Sits In A Parked Car For 30 Minutes To Show What It Does To Your Pets
Dr Ernie Ward has spent most of his career trying to get us to treat our pets better. Here, he sits in a parked car for 30 minutes to show you how hot is really does get when you leave your pet there. Listen to your veterinarians. You may not think it, but they are doing essentially human-level medical science on pets, not just giving your pooch a bath.
Woman Arrested For Not Realizing Gun-Toting Men Coming After Her Were Cops
When a 20-year-old woman and two female friends were approached in a dark parking lot by a group of gun-toting men, one of whom jumped on their car, she did what anyone would do in that situation and tried to get the hell out of there.
Drunk Kids Decapitate Homeless Man And Play Soccer With His Head
Just when your faith in humanity starts to get a little stronger, here comes Russia to give the human spirit a swift kick in the d*ck. Two inebriat...
Help! My Fiancé Thinks I Drink Too Much. But Three Glasses A Night Isn’t Too Much, Is It?
Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on Washingtonpost.com weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of the chat is below. (Sign up here to get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week. Read Prudie’s Slate columns here. Send…
Alexander Skarsgard: Shirtless In Family Portrait!
Alexander Skarsgard goes shirtless and flexes his muscles while taking a family portrait with his siblings in this awesome new photo! The 36-year-old True Blood…
Brooke Hogan Got Engaged - The Superficial
Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the…
Paula Deen Still A Hit With Cruise And Porn Companies
As dozens of companies drop their deals with the disgraced chef, one celebrity cruise company wants a second run with Deen. Also on the table: a six-figure porn endorsement offer.
Does San Antonio Mayor Julian Castro Want To Be The Vice Presidential Nominee In 2016?
Check out his Twitter account.
Slim Thug Courts Dwight Howard In The Most Houston-Rapper Way Possible
He certainly does rep hard for his city and go hard for his hood.
14 Authors You Might Not Know Had Bigoted Views
While their novels and stories have earned them countless fans, their controversial personal views might surprise you.
Kick The Holiday Week Off With A Healthy Serving Of FLBP (70 Photos)
See the full gallery on thechive.com
Alex Moaba: 'Dexter' Season 8 Premiere Recap
Spoiler alert: Do not read on if you haven't seen the Season 8 premiere of "Dexter," titled "A Beautiful Day." "Dexter" began its final season Sunday night as the TV landscape found itself at an anti-hero crossroads. Two weeks after James Gandolfini's death and at the start of a summer that will see the series finales of "Dexter" and "Breaking Bad," it feels…
White House Plays Waiting Game On Immigration
With immigration reform now in the hands of House Republican leadership, the president can't do much but pressure from the outside, advocates say.
25 Very Important Pieces Of Vladimir Putin Fan Art
Fan art of Russian president Vladimir Putin exists and it is EVERYTHING.
Edward Snowden Breaks His Silence
It's been more than a week since we heard from the ex-government contractor and current fugitive. "I am unbowed in my convictions and impressed at the efforts taken by so many."
Robin Thicke – BET Awards 2013 Performance (Video)
Robin Thicke is dapper while performing onstage during the 2013 BET Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Sunday (June 30) in Los Angeles. The 36-year-old…
The 5 Most Outrageous Bluffs In The History Of War
The pen is mightier than the sword, especially if said pen is writing bullshit. For instance, every good military strategist knows that a well-constructed bluff can overcome almost any odds. You just have to really sell it, that's all.
Deion Sanders: 'Thank God' His Marriage Is Over
Former Dallas Cowboy Deion Sanders is so happy about his divorce from he had to announce it to the Twitterverse.
Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Is Actually Prince Charming In Real Life
He plays a Ser on Game Of Thrones but he should be a Prince (charming).
Interview With Maja Cule, The Artist Who Decoded "Laughing Alone With Salad"
Maja Cule is a New York-based artist whose work breaks down the ways that online information and content influence offline actions. Recently, she collaborated with the fiercely interrogative "post-Internet" DIS Magazine on a project called… Hello! Where exactly are you right now? I’m in Croatia, home on…
9 Horrifying Creatures That Are Real Life Vampires
These demons of the night are way more terrifying than vampires (or vampire bats) will ever be.
Erykah Badu's Vines Are As Weird And Delightful As You Would Expect
She raps. She levitates. She makes adorable stop action movies. Yup, sounds about right.
The Rise Of The Spectacular Laser Protest
Protesters around the world are lighting up police, buildings, and aircraft with powerful, cheap lasers. The new "counter-optical" activism.
What Was Up With Paula Patton At The BET Awards?
And the award for most fun night goes to... Paula Patton.
Model Josephine Skriver Wants To Be A Voice For The Children Of Gay Parents
As one of the fashion industry's most in-demand faces, the Danish beauty wants to use her platform to voice her support of gay rights.
Claudia Ibarra, Arizona Woman, Arrested With Pound Of Methamphetamine In Pelvis
An Arizona woman arrested on suspicion of smuggling drugs from Mexico into the United States had to have a one-pound package of methamphetamine surgically removed from her pelvis last week. Claudia Ibarra, 31, was taken into custody at the Port of…
Pamela Anderson’s Sexiest GIFs
Today is Pamela Anderson’s 46th birthday, so apologies in advance if that makes anyone feel particularly old. The good news is that she’s still looking very fine, something she makes sure to show everyone–first in Lovecat Magazine and then on the…
The 9 Funniest Single Reviews Morrissey Did For Smash Hits In 1984
Never one to mince words, Moz hates on Cyndi Lauper and confesses to liking Duran Duran.
Zynga announced Monday that founder and controlling shareholder Mark Pincus would relinquish his role as Chief Executive Officer, bowing to investor pressure. The company hired Don Mattrick from Microsoft as CEO to steer a turnaround and position it for the mobile era.
Get Excited For Neil Patrick Harris And David Burtka's Wedding Right Now
The most perfect wedding could happen at any time, and honestly we should all start mentally prepping now.
Henry Cavill Rumored To Be Dating Kaley Cuoco
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
"Lawyer Cop M.D." Is Going To Be This Years' Basic Cable Blockbuster Show
This Funny Or Die video showcases what will clearly be the best TNT/CBS/USA drama/comedy/reality show this fall.
12 Canadian Cities You Have To Visit This Summer
Grab some Tim Ho's, lift the lid, and get yourself on a road trip to these awesome places in Canada. You'll be glad you did.
Chelsea Clinton Was The Most Adorkable First Daughter Ever
Never has there been so much overalls-wearing in the White House.
How A Gay Indie Movie Made A Giant Splash During Pride Week
Gayby, a small independent film, has had a special role in a historic week for the LGBT community.
13 Desserts That Have Been Mocked And Slandered By Yogurt
Q: How do you make any dessert sad? A: Add yogurt to the end of its name.
The Gender Book Everyone Should Read
Clear enough for your mom to understand, real enough to hit home on every page.
This Graphic Shows Government Censorship Of The Internet Is On The Rise
What your government doesn't want you to see according to Google, country by country.
ESPN Soldier-Family Reunion Video Is Guaranteed To Make You Cry
It's not entirely clear what it has to do with sports or why it's up at this particular moment. But it WILL make you very emotional!
The Tour De France's First Two Stages Were Interrupted By A Bus And A Dog
And we've only just begun!
21 Photos Of George W. Bush's Altruistic Visit To Zambia
The former president and his wife, former first lady Laura Bush, are in Zambia to promote the Pink Ribbon Red Ribbon, their cancer-fighting initiative. They also helped renovate a women's clinic.
DREAMs Deferred: Thanks To Kickstarter, "Los Otros Dreamers" Book Will Tell A Forgotten Story
"A book about the dreams that live on after deportation and return to a country one barely knows."
Brooke Hogan Is A Whole Lot Of Engaged Woman [PHOTOS]
And he doesn’t have to worry about murder charges when her dad, Hulk Hogan, tries to kill him and he has to snap Hulk’s old man neck with two of his fingers. Everyone’s making jokes about Hulk beating up Costa over this, but let’s be honest with…
10 Geektastic Legend Of Zelda Crafts Now On Etsy
Rupees piling up? Who needs that slightly bigger purse... Here are some great examples of Zelda crafts to keep you busy on your quest.
Things That Scream "MURICA!"
With the 4th of July only a few days away, it's time to celebrate MURICA!
IMPORTANT QUESTION: Has A Bulldog Made You Smile Today?
If a bulldog hasn't made you smile today then you should probably look at this right now.
Teen Mom Farrah Goes To Rehab, Still Trying To Sneak Into Fame From Behind
I find this Farrah Abraham story endlessly entertaining, because every time Hollywood tries to do a send up of “celebrity culture” it’s either misguided (I’m Still Here) or dull (The Bling Ring), yet in the persona of Teen Mom Farrah, we have this…
6 Reasons Cats Actually Don't Hate You At All
According to a study in this month's issue of Animal Cognition, cats don't dislike us that much at all. Here's why you might've thought they hated your guts.
21 Images From The Most Peaceful Day In BART History
San Francisco's BART trains are out of service today as workers strike for the first time in 16 years, leaving commuters in the Bay Area stranded. It may seem like utter chaos, but take a moment to appreciate the peace and quiet of it all.
Men's Fashion Show Takes Skinny Jeans To Painfully Tight, And Skinny, New Heights
These male models looked just about as skinny as a lot of the women runway models. New fad?