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July 1, 2013

Your Cabin In The Woods Dreams Are About To Come True

What is your horror movie dream? Mine is that I go to bed in my own home, but wake up in the Overlook Hotel. Oh no! (I do know that I am going to wake up in some nightmare scenario, so it isn’t a huge surprise. Let’s say it was something like a…

Movie Trailer: Passion, Starring Rachel McAdams, Noomi Rapace, Lesbian

I can’t remember the last time I got excited about the prospect of a new Brian DePalma movie, but Passion attempts to up the ante by featuring a love story between Noomi Rapace and Rachel McAdams. Sadly, a movie where a lesbian romance is considered…

16 Essential Charlotte Rampling Roles

Now that she's joined the cast of Dexter in its final season, let's take a look at Charlotte Rampling's impressive career. Here is some of her best work, presented in chronological order.

The Winklevoss Twins Want To Sell You A Bitcoin Fund

The Winklevoss twins filed a form with the SEC that's the first step to selling shares in a fund that would track the price of Bitcoin. A look at the next move for the Facebook-suing twins.

Zynga's New CEO Won't Succeed Unless Its Old CEO Can Give Up Control

Zynga founder Mark Pincus bowed to investor pressure Monday and relinquished his CEO role, bringing in Microsoft's Don Mattrick to replace him. For the move to work, Pincus has to also give up management control, something he has had trouble doing in the past.

Is This The End Of The Vine Experiment?

They're not flocking to Instagram, they're just getting rid of Vine. Updated with clarification from Topsy.

Veterinarian Sits In A Parked Car For 30 Minutes To Show What It Does To Your Pets

Dr Ernie Ward has spent most of his career trying to get us to treat our pets better. Here, he sits in a parked car for 30 minutes to show you how hot is really does get when you leave your pet there. Listen to your veterinarians. You may not think it, but they are doing essentially human-level medical science on pets, not just giving your pooch a bath.

Woman Arrested For Not Realizing Gun-Toting Men Coming After Her Were Cops

When a 20-year-old woman and two female friends were approached in a dark parking lot by a group of gun-toting men, one of whom jumped on their car, she did what anyone would do in that situation and tried to get the hell out of there.

Drunk Kids Decapitate Homeless Man And Play Soccer With His Head

Just when your faith in humanity starts to get a little stronger, here comes Russia to give the human spirit a swift kick in the d*ck. Two inebriat...

Help! My Fiancé Thinks I Drink Too Much. But Three Glasses A Night Isn’t Too Much, Is It?

Emily Yoffe, aka Dear Prudence, is on weekly to chat live with readers. An edited transcript of the chat is below. (Sign up here to get Dear Prudence delivered to your inbox each week. Read Prudie’s Slate columns here. Send…

Alexander Skarsgard: Shirtless In Family Portrait!

Alexander Skarsgard goes shirtless and flexes his muscles while taking a family portrait with his siblings in this awesome new photo! The 36-year-old True Blood…

Brooke Hogan Got Engaged - The Superficial

Just like I forgot Jessica Simpson was pregnant, I completely forgot Hulk Hogan has a son out there who looks exactly like his wife. (Do you know how many celebrities are out there? Probably 10.) A son who’s apparently been dating Phil Costa of the…

Paula Deen Still A Hit With Cruise And Porn Companies

As dozens of companies drop their deals with the disgraced chef, one celebrity cruise company wants a second run with Deen. Also on the table: a six-figure porn endorsement offer.

Slim Thug Courts Dwight Howard In The Most Houston-Rapper Way Possible

He certainly does rep hard for his city and go hard for his hood.

14 Authors You Might Not Know Had Bigoted Views

While their novels and stories have earned them countless fans, their controversial personal views might surprise you.

10 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Happy Monday, here's what happened today!

Alex Moaba: 'Dexter' Season 8 Premiere Recap

Spoiler alert: Do not read on if you haven't seen the Season 8 premiere of "Dexter," titled "A Beautiful Day." "Dexter" began its final season Sunday night as the TV landscape found itself at an anti-hero crossroads. Two weeks after James Gandolfini's death and at the start of a summer that will see the series finales of "Dexter" and "Breaking Bad," it feels…

White House Plays Waiting Game On Immigration

With immigration reform now in the hands of House Republican leadership, the president can't do much but pressure from the outside, advocates say.

25 Very Important Pieces Of Vladimir Putin Fan Art

Fan art of Russian president Vladimir Putin exists and it is EVERYTHING.

Edward Snowden Breaks His Silence

It's been more than a week since we heard from the ex-government contractor and current fugitive. "I am unbowed in my convictions and impressed at the efforts taken by so many."

Robin Thicke – BET Awards 2013 Performance (Video)

Robin Thicke is dapper while performing onstage during the 2013 BET Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Sunday (June 30) in Los Angeles. The 36-year-old…

The 5 Most Outrageous Bluffs In The History Of War

The pen is mightier than the sword, especially if said pen is writing bullshit. For instance, every good military strategist knows that a well-constructed bluff can overcome almost any odds. You just have to really sell it, that's all.

Deion Sanders: 'Thank God' His Marriage Is Over

Former Dallas Cowboy Deion Sanders is so happy about his divorce from he had to announce it to the Twitterverse.

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau Is Actually Prince Charming In Real Life

He plays a Ser on Game Of Thrones but he should be a Prince (charming).

Interview With Maja Cule, The Artist Who Decoded "Laughing Alone With Salad"

Maja Cule is a New York-based artist whose work breaks down the ways that online information and content influence offline actions. Recently, she collaborated with the fiercely interrogative "post-Internet" DIS Magazine on a project called… Hello! Where exactly are you right now? I’m in Croatia, home on…

9 Horrifying Creatures That Are Real Life Vampires

These demons of the night are way more terrifying than vampires (or vampire bats) will ever be.

Erykah Badu's Vines Are As Weird And Delightful As You Would Expect

She raps. She levitates. She makes adorable stop action movies. Yup, sounds about right.

The Rise Of The Spectacular Laser Protest

Protesters around the world are lighting up police, buildings, and aircraft with powerful, cheap lasers. The new "counter-optical" activism.

What Was Up With Paula Patton At The BET Awards?

And the award for most fun night goes to... Paula Patton.

Model Josephine Skriver Wants To Be A Voice For The Children Of Gay Parents

As one of the fashion industry's most in-demand faces, the Danish beauty wants to use her platform to voice her support of gay rights.

Claudia Ibarra, Arizona Woman, Arrested With Pound Of Methamphetamine In Pelvis

An Arizona woman arrested on suspicion of smuggling drugs from Mexico into the United States had to have a one-pound package of methamphetamine surgically removed from her pelvis last week. Claudia Ibarra, 31, was taken into custody at the Port of…

Pamela Anderson’s Sexiest GIFs

Today is Pamela Anderson’s 46th birthday, so apologies in advance if that makes anyone feel particularly old. The good news is that she’s still looking very fine, something she makes sure to show everyone–first in Lovecat Magazine and then on the…

The 17 Most Expensive Divorces Of All Time

Grab your lawyer, and let the countdown begin.

The 9 Funniest Single Reviews Morrissey Did For Smash Hits In 1984

Never one to mince words, Moz hates on Cyndi Lauper and confesses to liking Duran Duran.


Zynga announced Monday that founder and controlling shareholder Mark Pincus would relinquish his role as Chief Executive Officer, bowing to investor pressure. The company hired Don Mattrick from Microsoft as CEO to steer a turnaround and position it for the mobile era.

Get Excited For Neil Patrick Harris And David Burtka's Wedding Right Now

The most perfect wedding could happen at any time, and honestly we should all start mentally prepping now.

Henry Cavill Rumored To Be Dating Kaley Cuoco

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

19 Ways To Dress Like A Trendy Sloth-Adorer

For the people that live by the saying, "Live slow."

"Lawyer Cop M.D." Is Going To Be This Years' Basic Cable Blockbuster Show

This Funny Or Die video showcases what will clearly be the best TNT/CBS/USA drama/comedy/reality show this fall.

12 Canadian Cities You Have To Visit This Summer

Grab some Tim Ho's, lift the lid, and get yourself on a road trip to these awesome places in Canada. You'll be glad you did.

Chelsea Clinton Was The Most Adorkable First Daughter Ever

Never has there been so much overalls-wearing in the White House.

How A Gay Indie Movie Made A Giant Splash During Pride Week

Gayby, a small independent film, has had a special role in a historic week for the LGBT community.

13 Desserts That Have Been Mocked And Slandered By Yogurt

Q: How do you make any dessert sad? A: Add yogurt to the end of its name.

The Gender Book Everyone Should Read

Clear enough for your mom to understand, real enough to hit home on every page.

This Graphic Shows Government Censorship Of The Internet Is On The Rise

What your government doesn't want you to see according to Google, country by country.

ESPN Soldier-Family Reunion Video Is Guaranteed To Make You Cry

It's not entirely clear what it has to do with sports or why it's up at this particular moment. But it WILL make you very emotional!

21 Photos Of George W. Bush's Altruistic Visit To Zambia

The former president and his wife, former first lady Laura Bush, are in Zambia to promote the Pink Ribbon Red Ribbon, their cancer-fighting initiative. They also helped renovate a women's clinic.

DREAMs Deferred: Thanks To Kickstarter, "Los Otros Dreamers" Book Will Tell A Forgotten Story

"A book about the dreams that live on after deportation and return to a country one barely knows."

Hot Girls In The Middle Of Nowhere (30 HQ Photos)

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Babes On Bikes Go Together Like Oreos And Milk (35 Photos)

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Brooke Hogan Is A Whole Lot Of Engaged Woman [PHOTOS]

And he doesn’t have to worry about murder charges when her dad, Hulk Hogan, tries to kill him and he has to snap Hulk’s old man neck with two of his fingers. Everyone’s making jokes about Hulk beating up Costa over this, but let’s be honest with…

10 Geektastic Legend Of Zelda Crafts Now On Etsy

Rupees piling up? Who needs that slightly bigger purse... Here are some great examples of Zelda crafts to keep you busy on your quest.

Things That Scream "MURICA!"

With the 4th of July only a few days away, it's time to celebrate MURICA!

IMPORTANT QUESTION: Has A Bulldog Made You Smile Today?

If a bulldog hasn't made you smile today then you should probably look at this right now.

Teen Mom Farrah Goes To Rehab, Still Trying To Sneak Into Fame From Behind

I find this Farrah Abraham story endlessly entertaining, because every time Hollywood tries to do a send up of “celebrity culture” it’s either misguided (I’m Still Here) or dull (The Bling Ring), yet in the persona of Teen Mom Farrah, we have this…

18 Signs Playing Risk Made You A Monster


6 Reasons Cats Actually Don't Hate You At All

According to a study in this month's issue of Animal Cognition, cats don't dislike us that much at all. Here's why you might've thought they hated your guts.

Lady Gaga At NYC Pride

Fab or drab?

21 Images From The Most Peaceful Day In BART History

San Francisco's BART trains are out of service today as workers strike for the first time in 16 years, leaving commuters in the Bay Area stranded. It may seem like utter chaos, but take a moment to appreciate the peace and quiet of it all.

Men's Fashion Show Takes Skinny Jeans To Painfully Tight, And Skinny, New Heights

These male models looked just about as skinny as a lot of the women runway models. New fad?

27 Animals Who Are Feeling It So Good Right Now

Oh. Oh, yes. Right there. That's the spot.

This Is Tahrir Square Right Now

The size of this crowd gathered in downtown Cairo tonight. Amazing.

This Multi-Talented Bear Has To Be A Human In A Bear Suit

But it's NOT a human in a bear suit, it's a real bear in its normal bear skin and he's amazing.

Snowden Reportedly Seeking Asylum In Russia

Russia's President Vladimir Putin reportedly said Monday that his government would not hand over NSA leaker Edward Snowden, but wouldn't give him asylum either unless he stops leaking U.S. secrets.

Linda Robertson: Just Because He Breathes

Basically, we told our son that he had to choose between Jesus and his sexuality. We forced him to make a choice between God and being a sexual person. Choosing God, practically, meant living a lifetime condemned to being alone. He would never have…

George W. Bush Defends PRISM: 'I Put That Program In Place To Protect The Country'

Former President George W. Bush defended PRISM, the Internet spying program that began under his administration but remained secret until The Washington Post and The Guardian revealed its existence last month. "I put that program in place to protect…

11 Ad Writers Who Completely Lost Their Minds

Alcohol, crushing depression, and copywriting don't mix well.

Arya Stark Is The Queen Of Vine

Nine reasons why you should be following Game of Thrones actress Maisie Williams on Vine.

Turning Around A Tech Company Is Hard, Just Ask These 7 CEOs

Smartphone maker BlackBerry has lost about $3 billion in market value during Thorsten Heins' less than two years as CEO. Has anyone fared worse in attempting a turnaround?

Democrats Look To Pressure 23 Republicans On Immigration Reform

Democratic Campaign Committee chairman Steve Israel says the almost two dozen Republicans would be "out-of-step with major groups in their districts" if they don't support comprehensive immigration reform efforts.

27 Broiest Books That Bros Like To Read

What will you find on a hilariously overconfident dude's bookshelf?

Middlemarch (Part 4)

Continued from Part 3.

27 Ways To Be As American As Ron Swanson

Eat more meat on a stick, for starters.

Middlemarch (Part 3)

Continued from Part 2.

27 Songs For A California State Of Mind

For the days when you need a little extra sunshine.

Sam Rockwell Is A Giant Kid With An Old Soul

The star of The Way, Way Back eats some Skittles and talks about his eclectic career.

Middlemarch (Part 2)

Continued from Part 1.

This Is What World Domination Looks Like

Google, Apple, Samsung, Facebook, and Amazon are all currently in the process of building their new, mega headquarters — and it feels a little bit like a tech takeover.

Stag and Hen Last Hurrah

A look at spending for parties before the big day.

Watch Two Fox News Pundits Fight It Out Over "Eric Snowden"

"It's Eric Snowden, it's not a Bond villain. We don't need Batman." His name is Edward.

WTF Just Happened To My Subsidized Student Loan?

Congress and the president couldn't reach an agreement on what to do with subsidized federal student loans. What that means for current loans and going forward.

The Post- Mark Pincus Era At Zynga Is About To Begin

A top Microsoft gaming executive is headed to Zynga. He could even be taking over as CEO of the company, according to AllThingsD.

Fades To Black

A look at Soap Opera Death in Britain

Jennifer Lawrence Wore Some Really Huge Pants In Paris

Really huge. Like you could smuggle a turkey under them, if you were bringing illegally hunted game back into District 12.

Account Linked To Adam Lanza Reveals Shooting Game Obsession

User "Kaynbred" spent countless hours in an obscure, realistic, first-person shooter.

Bryce Harper Is Younger Than Everyone On The Nationals' Single-A Team

An important reminder of how insane the existence of Bryce Harper is.

Ken Cuccinelli Campaign Sends Out The Worst Opposition Research Email You Will Ever See

The hit here is that Terry McAuliffe clapped. They don't even mention coal and Tom Perriello's name is spelled wrong.

Terminator Reboot Offically Announced

When rumor becomes truth: Terminator Reboots, With Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson – this is still undecided.

16 Ideas For Amazing Fruit Salads

What to do (and what to don't) if you're interested in making pretty, delicious, totally non-lame bowls of fruit.

Could You Pass The Literacy Test Given To Black Voters In The 1960s?

You have 10 minutes to answer these 30 questions.

The Legendary, Lusty "Jane" Magazine Ads

It was a final gasp effort to save the popular sassy magazine for the modern girl. It failed, but it failed fucking magnificently.

Obama: No, George W. Bush Was Not Better On AIDS Than Me

A day before Obama and Bush have a joint appearance in Tanzania, Obama rebuffs critics of his AIDS policy and praises George W. Bush's efforts.

11 Questions With Demi Lovato

Important answers to important questions — asked by you! — as well as the scoop on her next hair color, the most romantic thing a guy has done for her, and if Ben Stiller ever ended up buying her new album.

11 Band Members Who Totally Blew It

If only they could have held on for a little longer.

Things Millennial Girls Love

A list of widely loved activities, people, and delicious spreads to help us relate to the women of our generation.

Amy Poehler And Friends Confess Who They'd Want To Get Gay Married To

We caught up with Poehler, Zack Woods, Ellie Kemper, and more at Upright Citizens Brigade's 15th annual Del Close Marathon this weekend and asked them which member of the same sex they’d marry now that the Defense of Marriage Act and Proposition 8 are dead.

Women Are Most Comfortable In A Bikini At What Age? Really? No! Really?

Are you ever too old to rock a bikini? What's the average age at which women are most comfortable in a bikini? It's not 23, despite what you might think.

Where Is The True North Pole?

For those unaware, Minute Physics breaks down the difference between the magnetic, geographical, and geomagnetic poles. Silly Russia, you can't claim something that's always moving!

Good Samaritan Killed Defending Texas Woman

(Newser) – When Jesus Solis saw three men forcing a woman to dance with them at a Texas sports bar around 2am yesterday, he was quick to come to the woman's defense. It was a move that ultimately…

Chris Christie vs. Michael Bloomberg: A Spotify Showdown

New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg and New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie have each released Spotify playlists based on their respective regions. Whose top themes reign supreme?

Cheery Cherries!

Maximize cherries' antioxidant benefits by buying local (and organic)! Their antioxidants begin to degrade soon after they're picked.

Snowden Applies For Asylum In Russia, Can Stay If He Stops Leaking Secrets

The latest in the ongoing drama of Moscow airport's most famous resident.

Serena Williams Falls As Wimbledon Favorites Continue Hindenburg Impression

Sabine Lisicki pulls off yet another 2013 All-England upset.

Jennifer Lopez Sings For Brutal Dictator, Says She Wouldn't Have Performed If She Knew He Was A Brutal Dictator

Anytime you can get paid loads of money to sing for a guy with a "dismal human rights record," you have to do it.

31 Things You Need To Cook In July

Tomatoes are here. At last.

Why Every Company In TV Is Trying To Merge

The three factors behind a massive wave of consolidation.

Girl Takes Amazing Selfie While Getting Tackled By Security As She Sprints Through A Baseball Game

A girl posted a Vine of herself running on to the field during the College World Series and ended up with maybe the best selfie ever.

27 Canadian Albums Everyone Should Know

There is a good chance you might not even realize some of these artists are Canadian. But they are, and Canada should be very, very proud.

10 Ways To Turn Your Hardware Store Into A Jewelry Store

Make industrial supplies into awesome accessories in no time.


"Since I can do no good because a woman, reach constantly at something that is near it."The Maid's Tragedy, Beaumont and Fletcher.

The 10 Types Of Women On Facebook You Should Avoid

Once upon a time, a man would meet a woman, they’d exchange phone numbers, make a date and learn about each other by sharing experiences together. In today’s hyper-connected world of tweets and Instagram photos, we start learning about our potential…

‘True Blood’ Season 6 Episode 3 Recap: You’re Not God, You’re Just An Asshole

No TV show says summer to us more than True Blood, its Southern Gothic atmosphere and pulpy pleasures providing the perfect complement to sweaty evenings spent drinking mint juleps at home after another exhausting day in the hot sun. The show…

Alexander Skarsgard's Family Portrait Is As Amazing As You Thought It Would Be

It looks like being a golden god runs in the family.

This Could Be The Gayest Stop Motion Video Ever Made

When you challenge someone to make the gayest song ever, this is what you get.

Squirrel Finds A Way

I told my wife that there was no way for a squirrel to be getting to this bird feeder. I was wrong. She grabbed this shot today.

15 Groovy Photos Of High School Fashion In 1969

In 1969, Life magazine explored the "freaky new freedoms" of fashion seen on high school students across the country. The inspiring fashion from that year is a far cry from the Aeropostale, Forever 21, and American Eagle clothing worn by students today.

Florida Fun Facts: Carabelle, Cassadega, Alligators, Furries, Crime, And Corruption.

The other day my friend Shannon called me asking for help. She said her women’s group was putting on a luncheon for a group from some other country. Each member of her group was supposed to sit at a table full of the visitors from, I don't know,…

Digg Reader, AOL Reader, Feedly: Which Google Reader Alternative Should I Use?

Google Reader is importing its last feeds. Amid a chorus of grief, Google is shutting down the beloved service once and for all come Monday. Some users will leave a flower at Slate’s Google Graveyard and move on with their lives, bowing reluctantly…

New Zealand Woman Accidentally Glues Lips Together, Calls Police

DUNEDIN, New Zealand, June 30 (UPI) -- A New Zealand woman mistakenly glued her lips together and then attempted to call authorities, police said.

Dale Earnhardt Jr. Comes To Danica Patrick's Defense

Dale Earnhardt Jr. and other NASCAR drivers came to Danica Patrick's defense after TV analyst Kyle Petty said she is "not a race car driver," but simply a "marketing machine."

7 Major Reasons Why Egypt Is Protesting

UPDATE: The military has responded to public pressure and ousted Morsi. After one year in office, President Morsi faces the biggest protests of his tenure. Why?

Neil Gaiman To Write New "Sandman" Stories For The 25th Anniversary

The Endless return this October. For fans of graphic novels or Mr. Gaiman, this is the best news ever.

The Ultimate Summer Bucket List For Bored Kids

Even if your kids aren't going on vacation or off to summer camp, you can still ensure they'll have the best summer ever.

16 Moments You Missed At The 2013 BET Awards

Watches broke, everyone had on the same Versace, and some genuinely beautiful performances happened. And a poodle, a poodle happened.

Brazil Skewers, Grills, Eats Spain

The defending world champs are handily defeated in Rio de Janeiro.

33 Things Only Chef Gordon Ramsay Can Get Away With

Everything is raw and you're a huge disappointment.

Despite Kate Upton, Boobs Are Not In Fashion

One model was cut from a top Paris fashion show because she has them.

Miguel Cabrera Hates Marine Life

Fish need to be careful around Miguel Cabrera.

How Far Would $100 Get You In Your Favorite Fictional World?

Spoiler: Not far. The Intergalactic Exchange Bureau used hard science to ruin fantasy vacations.

This Is How One Man Said Goodbye To His Epic Beard

A beard isn't just a hairstyle, it's a part of you.

Hiking In Yellowstone & Grand Teton National Park

Take a rugged outdoor adventure that substitutes beer and hotels for Tang and tents.

Skarsgard Family Portrait Is Predictably, Ridiculously Handsome

When Alexander Skarsgard takes a family photo, great things happen.

20 Otters Who Have Mastered Summer

No one does summer like an otter does summer Watch and learn.

Gay Ambassador Nominee Sparks Controversy In The Dominican Republic

The country’s cardinal refers to Obama’s pick to lead the U.S. embassy in the Dominican Republic a "maricón," which is usually translated as "faggot," while others urged the country's president to reject the appointment. Brewster is one of five out gay nominees for ambassadorships named in June.

21 Quotes That Will Make You Want To Hug Your Pet

Animals make our lives so much better.

2013 BET Awards Breaking News And Photos

2013 BET Awards - Red Carpet & Show Coverage!

Ciara & Nicki Minaj – BET Awards 2013 Performance (Video)

Ciara shows off her flat tummy while performing onstage during the 2013 BET Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Sunday (June 30) in Los Angeles. The 27-year-old…

19 Elite Firefighters Dead In Arizona

(Newser) – Tragedy in central Arizona, where 19 elite firefighters are dead after getting trapped by a fast-moving wildfire in the town of Yarnell. Eighteen of the men were part of the Granite…

Nonprofit Atheist Group Built A "Monument To Nothing" In Florida

The group was upset that the Ten Commandments were allowed to stand in front of a local courthouse.

Draw Scott Disick Like One Of Your French Girls


What Happens When You Play Dominoes With 10,000 iPhones

Who really wants an iPhone, anyway?

You're Never Too Young For Couture

French couture designer Alexis Mabille says his clients are getting younger because their moms want them to start owning couture as young as 12 years old. "I was in a fitting recently and a mother bought a prom dress for her daughter there and then," Mabille recalled.

12 Perfectly Summery DIY Projects To Try Right Now

You can use things from the beach, a barbecue, or your own bedroom to make these adorable projects in no time. From P.S. - I made this...

How Meryl Streep Congratulated Sandra Bullock On Her Oscar Win

As told by Sandra Bullock on Saturday's edition of The Graham Norton Show.

20 Cool As Hell Retro Air Conditioner Ads

Fuck you, July. FUCK. YOU.

3 Adorable DIY String Light Ideas To Light Up Your Summer

These whimsical lighting ideas look just as cute and festive during the daytime as they do on a warm summer evening.

27 Filipinos Who Make You Proud To Be Pinoy

We're all just one giant extended family and a freaking awesome one at that.

The Definitive Ranking Of Biscuits From Worst To Best

After extensive research, these are our findings.

Celebrity Style At The BET Awards

Who looked fab and who looked drab?

When Sarah Palin Supported Amnesty

Her 2008 support for "a path to citizenship for undocumented immigrants" would seemingly fall under the definition she has for amnesty today.

Watch This Kinkajou Try To Eat A Grape

'how do I pierce this mortal flesh!?' he thinks..

34 Needlessly Offensive Birthday Cards

Because the best way to show someone you care is by viciously insulting them. NSFW language, obviously.

Adele's Tattoo Is Just Like Lana Del Rey's Paradise Tattoo

We don’t know if Adele’s version of the left hand Paradise tattoo has any particular meaning, or if she just liked the way it looked, and her being tattoo twins with Del Rey could be either homage or pure coincidence. At the moment it’s not clear if…

Private Equity Firms Race To Create The Next Hotel For Hipsters

Once called “the country’s most original” hotel, the model of the Ace brand is fast becoming one that private equity firms are clamoring to replicate. They feel boutique lifestyle hotels are a desirable and — more importantly — sustainable investment.

Meagan Good BET Awards Dress — Out-Plunging Jennifer Lopez’s Versace Dress

Jennifer Lopez went down in fashion history when she stepped out in that Versace dress at the 2000 Grammy Awards. While a slew of stars have rocked the revealing neckline since JLo first took the plunge, we haven’t seen a star pull off the sexy look…

Florida Friday: Florida Teen Named "Bamboo Flute" Stabbed His Dad

According to a report in the Gainesville Times, an 18-year-old named “Bamboo Flute Blanchard” stabbed his 54-year-old father in the chest with a pocket knife Tuesday, because, as he told deputies, he wondered what it would be like to take a life.…

"O Canada" Is Your Surprising New Summer Jam

Canada has doubled down on the Canada with a weirdly fun remix of their national anthem. Playing like Gretzky, living the dream.

30 Very British Problems

Agonising predicaments. Via @SoVeryBritish.

Meet The World's First Tweeting Badger

BG the Badger wants to follow you.

Japenese Deer Love Classical Music

Tourists flock to meet these beautiful sacred deer.

Cirque Du Soleil Performer Sarah Guyard-Guillot Dies After Fall During Show In Las Vegas

LAS VEGAS -- A Paris-born performer in Cirque du Soleil's "Ka" died after a fall during a show in Las Vegas. Sarah Guyard-Guillot was pronounced dead late Saturday night at a hospital after falling about 50 feet from the show's stage.

Kristen Stewart Departs LAX, Lands On Forbes’ Actress List

Kristen Stewart dons a trendy pair of eyeglasses while catching a departing flight at LAX Airport on Sunday (June 30) in Los Angeles. Last week, the 23-year-old…

4 Respected Celebrities Who Are Slowly Losing Their Minds

We love it when celebrities lose their minds, but usually the people we watch are the obvious train wrecks just adding more footnotes of craziness to their respective Wikipedia pages. But every now and then, a well-respected actor, a ditzy but…

Dog Doesn't Understand How To Go Up Stairs

Hey, Basenji, you're doing it wrong.

23 Looks That Only Denise Huxtable Can Pull Off

Who else could've made Theo's Gordon Gartrell knockoff shirt? NOBODY.

17 Magical Lessons Learned From Roald Dahl Books

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!

8 Dogs Dressed As Their Owners

Why not, eh? From the Underdogs series by Swiss photographer Sebastian Magnani.

Mig 29 And Su 22 In Flight

Canon 60D + Canon 300/4 IS. Handheld + vReveal software for "stabilization". Maybe next time I will buy steady cam or new lens, with better IS (like 70-200/2.8 IS II). I am also thinking about buying Canon 5D Mark III. Unfortunately I could not record more videos with those planes (I was only 3 hours on the air show and I missed second show of this planes in flight).

The Scarce Large Blue (Phengaris Teleius)

First time he sat on my and my fiance hands (I am shooting macro from 3 years and I can only "school" dragonflies that would sit on my hands and fingers). Usually they're very skittish and they fly very low, near the wild flowers. Photos:

Obama Announces New $7 Billion Power Initiative For Africa

President Obama on Sunday will announce a new initiative to double access to electric power in sub-Saharan Africa, part of his effort to build on the legacy of equality and opportunity forged by his personal hero, Nelson Mandela.

Divorced By 30: Love, Loss, & Moving On

We talk to four women about what it's really like to get married—and divorced—young, and what happens next.

34 Defining Photos From Glastonbury 2013

Blistering sunshine, tomato fights... and Bruce Forsyth.

Watch A Compelling Visual Effects Reel For ‘The Great Gatsby’

The visual effects supervisor on Baz Luhrmann’s The Great Gatsby, Chris Godfrey, has published a reel showing what the movie looked like before and after VFX were applied to the F. Scott Fitzgerald adaptation. The movie is composed of almost 1500…

Global Box Office: 'Man Of Steel' Crosses $500 Million, Sets Sights On $650 Million

Man of Steel earned $20.8 million domestically for the weekend and $52.2 million internationally, putting it at No. 3 globally behind Brad Pitt's zombie tentpole World War Z, which placed No. 1 for the frame with $99.9 million.

The Most Interesting Photos Taking At The Top Of Mt. Kilimanjaro

One of the most beautiful places to take a picture, and to prove you made it you take a picture with the sign at the top. Some people just need to stand out I guess...

The 18 Gold-Star Gays Of New York Pride

Condragulations! You get a gold star.

Gabrielle Union & Dwyane Wade

Gabrielle Union and her boyfriend Dwyane Wade hit the red carpet at the 2013 BET Awards held at Nokia Theatre L.A. Live on Sunday (June 30) in Los Angeles. The…

Two More Arrested In Aaron Hernandez Murder Case

Two men appeared to have been with Aaron Hernandez the night the NFL star allegedly shot and killed Odin Lloyd.

Paula Deen 'Beyond Devastated' After Fallout From Admitting To Use Of N-Word

After her shocking admission to using a racial slur – and fumbled attempts to apologize – celebrity chef Paula Deen is dropped by the Food Network and struggles to hold her reputation – and empire – together. What will she do next? Will she survive…

North West Magazine Cover — Kim Kardashian’s Baby Finally Revealed?

Don’t rule out the possibility of baby North West appearing on a major magazine cover just yet! If the price is right, a source close to Kanye West tells EXCLUSIVELY, there’s a good chance we’ll see his and Kim Kardashian‘s…

Conservatives Troll The U.S. Chamber Of Commerce

The National Legal and Policy Center doesn't like a tour about free enterprise being sponsored by a company that received a government bailout.

Taiwanese Animated News Explains The Kevin Rudd/Julia Gillard Spill

Need to have Australian politics explained?

Anti-Government Protesters In Rio De Janeiro Clash With Riot Police

In Brazil, more than 5,000 anti-government protesters marched Sunday near the Maracana football stadium before a major international match.

19 Firefighters Die Battling Arizona Blaze

Updated: An elite team of firefighters died Sunday while fighting a fast-moving wildfire northwest of Phoenix.

'Enter The Dragon' Actor Jim Kelly Dies At 67

The martial artist appeared in films such as

Funny Dog Photo: Couple's Pup Ruins Their Engagement Picture In Hilarious Way

Dogs are generally reliable creatures but when you put them in front of a camera, all bets are off.

Julia Roberts' Kids Visit Her On The Set Of 'The Normal Heart' (UPDATE)

Editor's Note: Images that ran here previously have been removed out of respect for the privacy of minors depicted. Julia Roberts' husband Danny Moder and the couple's three kids visited the Oscar-winning actress on the set of "The Normal Heart"…

You Should Take The Lonely Island Seriously As Rappers

Whether they know it or not, Andy Samberg's rap crew fits in very well with today's rap culture, and they stand above much of it.

6 Bizarre Reasons Famous Foods Were Banned

You'd figure, of all our myriad freedoms, the freedom to eat would be one that almost goes without saying, one you take for granted, because who could possibly give a happy horseshit what you cram into your maw? Turns out all kinds of people care.…

21 Types Of Fries To Make This Summer

It's the best way to eat your veggies all season long.

The FBI Renews The Search For One Of Its Own

Six years ago, Robert Levinson, a retired-FBI-agent-turned-private-investigator, was kidnapped in the Persian Gulf. To this day, no one knows where he is, but his family — and the government — aren't ready to give up the hunt.

Gap's Partnerships With Music Festivals Like Bonnaroo Scoring With Millennials

The $6 billion flagship Gap brand is reconnecting with a new generation of customers, namely millennials, by joining them at music festivals from Bonnaroo to Lollapalooza.

Mick Looked Ready For More, Keith Looked In Need Of A Warm Malt Drink

Mick Jagger might be a knight of the realm who turns 70 this month, and Keith Richards might now sport something resembling an old man’s paunch, but they, Charlie Watts and Ronnie Wood (at 66, the baby of the band, and also the new boy, having…

Jimmy Carter Blames Religious Leaders For Women's Mistreatment

ATLANTA — Former U.S. President Jimmy Carter says religious leaders, including those in Christianity and Islam, share the blame for mistreatment of women across the world. The human rights activist said Friday religious authorities perpetuate…


An image of a conference in Saudi Arabia on the topic of “women in society” – with not a single female present - has gone viral.

Parodias Y Montajes Sobre El Ingreso En Prisión De Bárcenas (FOTOS)

Si la infanta Cristina imputada y la infanta Cristina 'desimputada' dieron para montajes y parodias, el ingreso en prisión del extesorero del PP Luis Bárcenas, no es para menos.

Justin Miller Found Dead: Former MLB Pitcher Dies At 35

PALM HARBOR, Fla. (AP) — Justin Miller, a pitcher for four teams during a major league career that spanned seven seasons, has been found dead. He was 35.

Mike Patterson, Georgia Dad Paralyzed After Saving Drowning Girl, Dies (HOW TO HELP)

While hanging out at a lake in Rockmart, Ga., with his son on June 8, Mike Patterson noticed a 4-year-old struggling to stay afloat and dove in to help. The heroic dad's spinal cord was severed in the process and he died on Friday, with his family…

Foodbeast: Here's What The In-N-Out 'Monkey Style' Burger Looks Like [VIDEO]

In-N-Out still claims they have no "secret menu," although they've acknowledged a fair amount of their off-menu items through a page on their website. It wasn't until a few days ago that I overheard a Twitter conversation about a style of burger I'd…

Lil Snupe Funeral Attended By Hundreds As Slain Rapper Laid To Rest In Hometown (REPORT)

Hundreds of mourners gathered this weekend to pay their final respects to Lil Snupe, the promising 18-year-old rapper who was shot and killed earlier this month.

Undrafted Brooklyn Product A.J. Matthews Will Play With Knicks In Summer League

A.J. Matthews wasn’t disappointed when his name wasn’t called in Thursday night’s NBA Draft. The Brooklyn product just took it as another step in his long-winding career in which he will have to take a circuitous route to reach his goals.

Why Americans Are Drinking Less Milk

A bit oddly, the report does not mention the word "lactose," though lactose intolerance is certainly the reason you won't see me drinking any fluid milk. The entire federal government seems to be sufficiently locked down by the dairy industry to…

There's No Match For Those Muscles! Shirtless Rafael Nadal Shows Off His Toned Torso On Vacation, Days After First Round Defeat At Wimbledon

The tennis ace spent time on a boat with friends off the Spanish island of Formentera, where he showed off his toned torso.

Stay Out Of The Limelight, Kate Tells Pippa Amid Concerns She Is Courting Controversy With Her High Public Profile

Milking it: Pippa, pictured left at a summer party this week, has been attending a whirl of social events since she found fame at her sister's wedding and the Duchess of Cambridge pictured this week (right)

Ziyi Zhang Decorated With Order Of Arts & Letters Chevalier

Ziyi Zhang gets decorated with the Order of Arts and Letters Chevalier by the French Minister of Culture on Thursday (June 27) in Beijing, China. The 34-year-old…

Ellen Page Wants Better Lady Porn By Ladies Who Understand Ladies

Ellen Page has been a fierce advocate for raising awareness of causes I can’t remember in the past, so it only makes sense that she’s turned her attention to a subject that affects the lives of millions: Why are dudes the only ones making porn? Via…

Liam Hemsworth & Miley Cyrus’ Fights — He Thinks She’s Way Too Sexy

How heartbreaking. Miley has definitely transformed into one of the hottest performers around, but a source tells EXCLUSIVELY that her new image might be TOO sexy for Liam. Watchi...

Kim Kardashian’s Baby Pictures Deal — What Will Kanye West & Kris Jenner Think?

A new report claims that Kim IS shopping around for the best offer for the first pics of North West, and that there's already a multi-million dollar offer on the table. What will Kanye West -- and ...

Kim Kardashian’s Videos Of North West — Kimye Makes Sweet Home Movies

The big cameras that the Kardashians are used to haven't shot Nori just yet, but a source close to Kanye West tells EXCLUSIVELY what exactly Kim and Kanye are doing when it comes ...

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