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November 1, 2013

How To Block Bitstrips On Facebook In 3 Easy Steps (You're Welcome)

If you've been on Facebook recently, you've probably noticed the animated phenomenon known as Bitstrips on your Timeline. The comic strip app, which reached the No. 1 spot in the iPhone App Store this week, has taken Facebook by storm -- and not…

Kittens Master The Stairs

Well, it's only one step, really

Places You Shouldn't Take A #Selfie

Resist the urge to snap a shot in these places to avoid an #InstaFail

#InstagramFlashback: Miley, Britney + Riri's 2013 Halloween

A look back at some epic looks...tweet me @hassanmirza with any suggestions

Musical Instruments You Never Knew Existed

You won't find these instruments at your local music store.

14 Reasons Why New Politics Are Having The Best Year EVER!

It involves Jimmy Fallon, Taco Bell, and a private jet...

10 Declassified Call Of Duty Facts

It's one of the biggest game franchises on the planet, but here are 10 facts you might not know about Call of Duty.

22 Of The Best Simple Pleasures

Like when your ears pop and you suddenly hear the world 10 times better.

7 Reasons The Dallas Cowboys Really Are America's Team (But Not In A Good Way)

NFL fans often complain that the Cowboys are not truly "America's Team." But, if you think about it, it's actually a pretty good comparison. Just not the way Cowboys fans probably have in mind.

25 Of The Best & Worst Celebrity Halloween Costumes (2013 Edition)

Wonder who won (and definitely, definitely lost) Halloween this year in the celebrity realm? Check out our list!

Lou Reed's Wife Pays Tribute

Lou Reed's wife has hailed him as a "a prince and a fighter".

The Nominees For The '98 Kids' Choice Awards Will Shock You Now

Please tell me you voted for Robin Williams on this Nickelodeon score sheet.

29 Hairstyling Hacks Every Girl Should Know

Can you get through this post without whipping out your flat iron?

My Ten Favourite Dicks

A rollercoaster ride on how I came to select my ten favourite Dicks. Hope you enjoy, if not, maybe you need to formulate your own list.

12 Soundtracks To '90s Kids TV Shows You Might Not Know Exist

BRB, uploading the Saved By The Bell album to my iTunes.

The Nicki Minaj Tit Harness Is Festive

I hate when you have to ask somebody what their Halloween costume is supposed to be. Batman I get. You’re the tenth Miley Cyrus twerking from the VMAs at the party. Got it. But I tire quickly of the guy who has to explain that he’s the broken…

The Pickle Shack - Dogfish Head And Brooklyn Brine Invent The Beer And Pickle Restaurant

After first collaborating on a pickle (the Hop Pickle made with 60 Minute IPA), the respective teams at Brooklyn Brine and Dogfish Head have gone brick-and-mortar with Pickle Shack. Given their mutual inclinations towards exciting, inventive…

ASU Student Skips 'Sexy Costume,' Goes As Naked Human On Halloween

Rather than wearing a cute, creative, scary or sexy costume like so many other folks on Halloween, a female Arizona State University student wore...nothing.

Top Hollywood Music Schools: The Hollywood Reporter Unveils List

This story first appeared in the Nov. 8 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine.

8 sites que aumentarão drasticamente a sua produtividade na Internet

Leve sua procrastinação para o próximo nível.

Las 23 comidas más perfectas del Universo

Hoy celebramos a estos héroes porque se rehusan a conformarse. Porque no cederán a la presión de las normas sociales. Porque son demasiado especiales.

15 Reasons Baseball Rocked In 1980s

Or think of this list as Tony La Russa calling to the bullpen 15 times in one game.

8 Landscape Paintings Invaded By "Star Wars" Lead The Daily Links

Plus the first-ever video tour of a Sriracha factory, how to clean your house after getting pranked on Halloween, and a drone delivers a cigar to Arnold Schwarzenegger.

The Crap We Missed – 11.1.13

Denise Richards taking her daughters and Charlie Sheen's sons trick or treating in Los Angeles. (October 31, 2013) -Photo: Fame/Flynet, Getty, INFphoto, Pacific Coast News, Splash News, WENN

Lipton® K-Cup® And Keurig Brewer Giveaway

Five lucky winners will each receive one Lipton® REFRESH K-Cup® pack; one Lipton® INDULGE K-Cup® Pack and one Lipton® SOOTHE K-Cup® Pack ($6.99 for each pack). Each pack contains 10 K-Cups. Each winner will also receive a Keurig K75 Platinum Brewer…

"Archer" Finally Goes To The Danger Zone

After three seasons of teasing, Archer is finally making with the Kenny Loggins goodness.

Egypt's Jon Stewart Taken Off The Air Minutes Before Showtime

A private TV station cites the "inappropriate content" of Bassem Youssef's show as the reason for his suspension.

17 Of Your Favorite Books As Shirts

Did I mention the ENTIRE BOOK is on a shirt? That you can actually read?

15 Times Disney Villains Were Just Trying To Be Helpful

Somebody needs to be the voice of reason around here.

22 NBA Players You Secretly Think You're Better Than

"Man, if I was just a little bit taller..."

Melissa McCarthy And Sandra Bullock’s Halloween Costumes Are My New Favorite Thing

First of all, the fact that their two families trick-or-treated together last night is beyond adorable. They said they were new besties after The Heat, and we were right to believe them (and to want in on such an amazing celeb best friendship),…

'Vampire Diaries' Recap: The Impossible Kill

[Warning: Spoilers ahead from Thursday's episode.] The Vampire Diaries spent Halloween with a few tricks up its sleeve. Previously on The CW supernatural drama, Elena (Nina Dobrev) and co. were mourning the death of Bonnie (Kat Graham), Dr. Maxfield (Rick Cosnett) began his final stages of turning Jesse (Kendrick Sampson) into a vampire and Katherine's blood became… PHOTOS: 'The Originals' Character Posters The Hollywood Reporter compiles the biggest storylines from Thursday's episode, "Monster's Ball."

The Weird, Terrifying Physics Of iOS 7

Look out! There's an app barreling toward your skull, and it's going as fast as a car.

Charisma Carpenter On “Blue Bloods” [SEE HER TONIGHT]

November 1st may be The Day of the Dead, but we’re getting pretty lively over pretty MILFs here at COED. We’ve already celebrated Jenny McCarthy’s birthday, and now we’re tuning in tonight for Charisma Carpenter–guesting on Blue Bloods as an…

These People Think Deodorant Is Hilaaaaarrrrious

This 1970s deodorant brand made women pee themselves laughing.

11 Reasons CapsCop Is The Most Hilarious Buzzkill On Twitter

"On Twitter no one can hear you scream."

The Night He Came Home

Driver meets Slasher.

Patrick Stewart's Lobster Costume In The Bathtub Wins Halloween

Patrick Stewart\'s lobster costume: Sir Patrick Stewart dressed as a lobster in a bathtub wins Halloween.

How My Obsession With Furnishing A Future Put Me Nearly $40,000 In Debt

In April of 2009, I was 22, debt-free, and a month away from graduating from an expensive, private liberal arts school whose primary focus, beyond education, was the careful comfort of its 2,000 students. This was a place where free cocoa was…

Star Wars Movie Trailer: Blooper Edition

YouTuber OneMinuteGalactica replaced all of the footage in a vintage Star Wars commercial with clips from the newly revealed blooper reel.

Nyan Dog Is Way Better Than Nyan Cat

Slowest. rainbow. ever.

Florida City Where Trayvon Martin Was Killed Bans Guns For Neighborhood Watch Volunteers

Sanford, Fla., where neighborhood watch leader George Zimmerman shot and killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, is changing its rules to state that volunteers may not carry firearms or pursue someone they think is suspicious.

This Is What The Decrease In Food Stamp Benefits Means For Your State

Food stamp benefits will be cut for more than 47 million Americans beginning Friday.

What's Hotter Than Twitter? Containers

With the most highly anticipated IPO since Facebook coming next week, another company went public, and it's blowing up. It sells boxes.

20 Times Idgie And Ruth Were The Perfect Couple In "Fried Green Tomatoes"

The film may have cut the original novel's romance, but the chemistry between these two women couldn't be denied.

11 Celebrities Who Are Stuck At LAX

All flights were grounded after a gunman opened fire at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday, stranding scores of travelers, including these famous faces.

9 Longform Stories We're Reading This Week

This week for BuzzReads, David Peisner profiles a professional soccer player who earns only $35,125 a year, and questions whether pay inequality will doom Major League Soccer. Read that and these other great stories from around BuzzFeed and the web.

Why Hot Water Freezes Faster Than Cold Water

Not to get all Malcolm Gladwell here, but it's counterintuitive that hot water freezes faster than cold water. The phenomenon is called the Mpemba effect and until recently, no one could explain how it works. A group of researchers in Singapore…

This Is What Happened When People On A Commercial Flight Learned They Were Transporting A Fallen Soldier

“I just addressed the escort. It is a sworn oath to bring home, to the family, the fallen," a military officer said. “Today you all did that, you are all escorts, escorts of the heart.”

Irene Nell Has Ample Everything (23 Photos)

See the full gallery on thechive.com

The Naked ASU Girl And 91 Other Awesomely-Hot ASU Halloween Photos

Guess who won Best Costume for Halloween last night? It looks like nobody could top the Arizona State exhibitionist who decided to hit a wild party as A Woman With Nothing To Wear. It’s both a very simple costume and  a very memorable one. In fact,…

LAX Shooting: TSA Agent Dead, Gunman In Custody At Airport (UPDATE)

"Around 9:20 this morning, an individual came into Terminal 3 of this airport, pulled an assault rifle out of a bag and began to open fire in the terminal," Gannon said. "He proceeded up into the screening area and continued shooting, and went past…

Las 15 cosas más molestas de tener un nombre único.

¡Buena suerte en Starbucks! Las chances de que escriban bien tu nombre son mínimas.

This Is The Average Salary Of All Major Sports Professionals

...NBA players average a $5 million+ yearly salary. I'm in the wrong business...

Keanu Reeves' Excellent Adventure In Asia

The iconic actor opens up about his seven-year filmmaking journey that made him a force in China. And also, escaping Sad Keanu.

The Low-Budget, High-Pressure Life Of An MLS Rookie

Major League Soccer is the only pro sports league in America where superstars can earn 140 times more than their teammates. How much longer will it be able to convince talented, internationally coveted young players like the Los Angeles Galaxy’s Kofi Opare to stay in the U.S. for $35,000 a year?

Can You Guess Which Album Sold More?

Prince or Springsteen? Spice Girls or Lauryn Hill? Britney or Madonna? You may be surprised.

20 Delicious Sea Monsters Eaten In Asia

There's more to seafood than tuna and salmon.

5 Pop Songs That Illustrate Egypt's New Cult Of Personality

General Sisi is everywhere these days — including in music videos. But there's still room for Snoop Dogg.

19 Street Artists To Keep An Eye On

Banksy's residency in New York is officially over. Here are some artists to watch while we wait to see where he pops up next.

Dunkin' Donuts Is Releasing A Red Velvet Latte On Monday

And we really, really want to try it.

Robin Thicke's Dad Really Likes Canada

I think we've found a viable replacement for O Canada from Alan Thicke, the father of the Blurred Lines singer.

10 Reasons Why Women Everywhere Should Love Rob Delaney

That face. That speedo. Those tweets. We love Rob Delaney and you should, too!

This Video Of A Pre-Fame Kanye Will Warm Your Heart

This previously unreleased 2002 interview with MTV shows a very different side of the rapper, back when he was known only as the guy who made Jay's beats.

Top Tech Experts From Google, Red Hat, Oracle Sent To Save ObamaCare Website

WASHINGTON –  An A-Team of tech experts is being brought in to help the Obama administration iron out the cyber wrinkles associated with the rocky roll out of the Affordable Care Act.

The Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes Of 2013

Who better to pull out all the stops on Halloween than people with tons of money to spend on costumes and people to help with hair and makeup? Though there were some notable exceptions, 2013 had a fairly well-outfitted crop of celebrity revelers.…

19 Invenções japonesas incrivelmente absurdas

Chindõgu (subs..): A arte japonesa de inventar aparelhos que parecem ser úteis, mas que são absurdos demais para serem usados de verdade.

24 Gatos que están tan solos

"Ni siquiera quiero tener una relación."

24 Creative Life Hacks Everyone Should Know Before Winter Comes

Winter is coming and will you be prepared?

29 Pictures Taken From Exactly The Right Angle

Can you figure them all out?

The Most Accurate Map Of The U.S. Ever

As labeled by an Australian who's never been here.

Woman Sues McDonald's For Millions Over Hot Coffee

(Newser) – A California woman is suing McDonald's for more than $2M over a hot coffee spill—and no, you aren't living in a 1990s time warp. Joan Fino, 74, says that coffee she ordered from a…

CNN Anchor Asks LAX Shooting Witness, "Where Are Your Bags?"

An important breaking news question from CNN's Brooke Baldwin.

21 Dogs Who Are Psyched For Thanksgiving

Because, you know, who isn't?

Drug "Supertunnel" With 8 Tons Of Weed And 325 Pounds Of Coke Discovered Under U.S.-Mexico Border

Federal agents discovered what might be the world's most sophisticated series of drug smuggling tunnels, equipped with electricity, ventilation and an electronic rail system.

Six Minutes Of Corgi Puppies Running At A Camera In Slow Motion

This is all I need in life. Plus carbs.

The Bizarre Origins Of 32 Superstitions

You know the superstitions. Do you know how exactly people came up with them?

The 16 Stages Of Leaving Your Phone At Home

Is this what it's like to feel naked in public?

30 Delicious Things To Cook In November

Thanksgiving is only four weeks away. Time to get serious about that eating routine.

Super Impressive Transformer Costume Actually Works

Unfortunately they weren't able to capture the part when the guy took his costume off and transformed into Michael Bay.

15 Things Celebrities Did This Week

From the completely random to the mundane, here are all of the noteworthy things that you probably missed for your viewing pleasure.

Internal Notes Indicate Only 6 People Signed Up For ObamaCare On First Day

Fox News' Ed Henry told Megyn Kelly on “The Kelly File” Thursday that the documents, released by committee Chairman Rep. Darrell Issa, are not official enrollment numbers, but say that as of the morning of Oct. 2, “six enrollments have occurred so…

Kim Kardashian Sues YouTube Co-Founder For Posting Kanye West Proposal Online

Kim Kardashian isn't happy that footage of Kanye West's proposal to her has hit the Internet. The reality star and her rap star fiance are suing YouTube co-founder Chad Hurley for posting video of the proposal online at his new Internet venture…

Como se verian las princesas de Disney si tuvieran ojos de tamaño normal

Olviden el cabello. Las princesas de Disney me dieron expectativas poco realistas sobre el tamaño de los ojos.

Os 13 tatuadores mais legais do mundo

Esses tatuadores são verdadeiros artistas em todos os sentidos da palavra.

12 Pieces Of Proof David Tennant Is A Crazy Cat Lady

David Tennant. Plus Kittens. Need I say more?

Meet The Republican Sticking His Neck Out For Immigration Reform

Rep. Jeff Denham surprised many when he broke ranks with his party to sign on to a bill touted by Nancy Pelosi. A rare Republican who represents lots of Latino constituents.

Honey Boo Boo And Family Dress In Costume As Kardashian-Jenner Clan For Halloween

The rest of the family got in on the action, too. Honey Boo Boo's dad Sugar Bear transformed himself into former Olympian Bruce Jenner, with a Team USA shirt, running shoes, track jacket, and shaggy blonde wig, while Honey Boo Boo's sisters Anna and…

Halloween In The Heart Of The Tech Bubble

For some San Franciscans, tech culture is the scariest thing out there.

This Is Without A Doubt The Most Tasteless Halloween Costume You Could Have Worn This Year

OK, so, there are tacky halloween costumes and then there's this.

13 Kids Who Will Make You Want To Scream "Nachoooooooo!"

I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand to wipe my tears. Mad props to these kiddos.

17 Ways You Know You're A Teacher

If you are a teacher, were a teacher, or know a teacher, then you'll agree this list deserves an A+ for Accuracy.

Lady Gaga Compares Releasing An Album To A Quick Ejaculation

You'll want to hear this no-holds-barred interview. She also gives diarrhoea to her stylist every day.

23 Songs To Make You Feel All Kinds Of Sexy

Dialing from sexy to straight-up-raunch.

11 Reasons The Santa Clause Is The Best Christmas Movie

I refuse to watch the sequels because I know it will ruin everything I love.

15 Biopics With Terrible Reviews

Now that the critically panned Diana is in theaters, let's take a look at other biopics that made a less-than-stellar impression.

KimYe Sue YouTube Co-Founder For Leaking, Promoting Video Of Their Proposal

In a scathing complaint, lawyers for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West depict Chad Hurley as a desperate businessman who crashed the proposal, broke a confidentiality agreement, and used the event to promote his new app.

11 Things We Learned From Gwyneth Paltrow In Her Red Magazine Interview

She doesn't give a shit and is moving back to London. Yay.

The Dark Side Of Bitstrips

Soon after you get addicted, you realize that bitstrips has a surprisingly dark side.

These Radio DJs Are Convinced Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Drunkenly Called In To Defend Rob Ford

The mayor, who allegedly was videotaped smoking crack in a video now in police possession, reportedly called a radio show, calling himself "Ian."

My Favorite Celeb Halloween Costumes Photo

Hollywood's residents seem to be in costume most of the time either way, so when Halloween rolls around, they really have to step things up a level to shock and awe! Aside from having buckets of cash for fancy costumes, Celebrities aren't much…

Sex With Your Parents (Motherfucker):10 Less-than-cool Lou Reed Songs

Take a walk on the disco/rap/PSA/possum side.

10 Heartwrenching Steps To Breaking Up With A Friend

You might have a bad case of #FOBU right now, but it still needs to be done.

Jailed Pussy Riot Member Missing Following Prison Transfer

Nadya Tolokonnikova's relatives have had no contact with the jailed punk rocker for 10 days.

19 Increíbles trucos que todo usuarios de iPhone y iPad deberían saber

Pasas casi la mitad de tu vida en esa cosa. Es hora de entender qué es lo que hace realmente.

Olha só esses 19 gatos adoráveis usando coletes punk

Seria hardcore se não fosse tão fofo na veia.

Waze Data Is Starting To Show Up In Google Maps

Millions of users sharing traffic updates in real time.

Heidi Klum: Old Grandma For Halloween Costume 2013!

Heidi Klum stuns in full body makeup to transform herself into an old grandma at her 2013 Halloween Party on Thursday (October 31) at Marquee in New York City. …

Trick-Or-Treater Killed In 'Horrible Accident'

(Newser) – An awful story out of Texas: A 5-year-old girl died after being hit by a minivan while trick-or-treating in Houston last night. Police say she was with family members and was just…

Heidi Klum Halloween Costume: Supermodel Shares Sneak Peek Photos

The Project Runway host tweeted sneak peek photos of herself getting ready for her holiday bash on Twitter Thursday afternoon. "Ok guys........I am going into the future," she teased with a "before" look of her sitting in a makeup chair.

TSA Agent Killed In Shooting At Los Angeles International Airport

23-year-old Paul Ciancia allegedly opened fire in an LAX terminal Friday morning, killing one person and injuring several others.

Now Introducing "Soundagram"

Instagram and SoundCloud team up to create a social networking super-power.

19 Indications You Love Animals More Than People

Why have friends when you can have dogs?

Red Carpet Chatter At The Premiere Of "Aziz Asiari: Buried Alive"

A special Halloween edition of red carpet questions for guests at the release party for Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive.

The Weird Legacy Of Condé Nast's Unpaid Interns

Conversations with former interns reveal their role was a strange one that will be unique to fill. A director allegedly offered a room of unpaid interns $100 to whoever could come up with “a good idea” on the spot.

Check Out This Wicked Smart Mantis Shrimp

It can solve a Rubik's cube, while you probably fell out of bed this morning. Try not to feel too dumb.

Loch Ness Monster Allegedly Spotted Off Australia's Magnetic Island

The eyes of the world turned to Magnetic Island, Australia because of reports of a strange object in the seas that some suggest is the Loch Ness Monster -- or a relative. Beachgoers first sighted what looked like "a distinctive long, curved neck…

How To Make Your Workout Way Shorter (But Without Working Out Less!)

How much time do you spend at the gym? If you're looking to cut those minutes down—like so many of us are—Bay Club vice president of fitness and certified personal trainer Jennifer Beaton has some tips for you. After all, she says, "Almost everyone…

The Hunger Games...With Cats!

May the odds be ever in your favor! Meow!

An Arizona State University Student Decided To Go As "Naked" For Halloween

These "slutty" Halloween costumes have gone too far! NSFW-ish

13 Razones por las que no hacer nada durante el fin de semana es lo mejor

Porque el fin de semana pasado fuiste al supermercado. ¿Recuerdas lo horrible que fue?

11 Reasons Why We Will Always Love Josh Lyman

Meet The West Wing's Deputy Chief of Staff Josh Lyman...men want to be him, women want to date him.

Eminem Apologizes To His Mother On Emotional “Headlights”

Another track from Eminem‘s The Marshall Mathers LP 2 (out November 5) has hit the Web. And like “Love Game” before it, the Nate Ruess-featuring “Headlights” is entirely surprising. Not just for the musical tone — it’s probably the brightest, most…

This Vine Project Will Restore Your Faith In Humanity

Jérôme Jarre asks strangers what important message they need to share with the world. The answers are beautifully refreshing.

Tyra Banks Calls Out Drake For Admitting They Went On A Date On National TV

By freestyle rapping her emotions...on national TV.

Watch Rachel Maddow's "Simpsons" Cameo

"I will never achieve anything this cool ever again in my life."

12 Surprising Foods You Can Make In A Waffle Iron

The test kitchen team at Food Network has been putting some really weird stuff in waffle irons lately. For example: pizza.

Perez Hilton Goes All Out For Miley Cyrus Costume

Terry Richardson would be proud! NSFW-ish.

10 Adorable Photos Of The Kitten Bowl, The Feline Super Bowl Extravaganza

Last spring, Hallmark announced that it was putting on the first annual Kitten Bowl, a rival to the beloved Puppy Bowl. It filmed on Wednesday, and thanks to Sports on Earth's report and these photos, we have the inside edge on this furry throw down.

22 Goats Smiling At You

Goats are basically the dogs of the farm animal world and they're putting their best smiles forward.

3 Things To Know About Each Of The New "Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills" Cast Members

Learn about new additions Joyce and Carlton, as told through their old childhood photos.

What Book Should Be Adapted To The Big Screen?

Because some books deserve to be their own movie.

8 Amazing Things In Zero Gravity

Water is so weird in space.

Misspelled Names On Starbucks Cups

If your totally normal parents insisted on naming you Richqard with a silent q, sorry, bud: people are gonna screw up that spelling. But it turns out even the Amys and Kyles of the world aren't safe from the oft-erring Sharpie of a Starbucks…

Female Photographer Takes Stunning, Subversive Photos Of The Men Who Catcall Her

One of the sad facts about living in a big city is that it’s fairly impossible to avoid catcalling, and photographer Hannah Price noticed a constant stream of verbal harassment after she moved to Philadelphia from suburban Colorado. Instead of just…

7 Wild Animals That LOVE Movember!

The cute, just got cuter... and all for a great cause! How can you not share this with your Mo'Bros and Mo'Sistas!!?

An Idaho Sportscaster Presented The News As Ron Burgundy For Halloween And Never Broke Character

"I bought the only red sport coat in all the Treasure Valley."

Las 22 maneras más fáciles de destruir una amistad

"¡Vengan a jugar juegos de mesa! dijeron". "Será divertido!"

36 Coisas que você obviamente precisa na sua nova casa

Caso você queira algumas idéias inspiradoras para toda aquela renda disponível que está espalhada por aí.

Britney Spears Was Snow White For Halloween

Her backup dancers even joined in and dressed up as the seven dwarfs!

Trade Buzz: Will Krrish 3 Cross The Rs 100 Crore Mark In Its Opening Weekend?

Director Rakesh Roshan’s Koi Mil Gaya and Krrish set the cash registers ringing. Now the successful director is back with Krrish 3, the third installment of his superhero series – this one stars Hrithik Roshan, Priyanka Chopra, Kangna Ranaut and…

The Definitive Ranking Of "Doctor Who" Companions

The Doctor says his friends have always been the best of him. But who was the best out of them?

5 Video Games With Disturbing Implications You Didn't Notice

But video game life, just like real life, isn't actually that simple. There are often some mighty disturbing implications, not to mention collateral damage, behind even the simplest of actions. Even though the game would prefer not to talk about it,…

36 Things Every 2013 Girl Loves

If you're living right now, you probably remember these.

16 Incredibly Ill-Advised Driving Selfies

#drivingselfie may be the dumbest Instagram trend yet.

23 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed Near Food

There may never be one right way, but there will always be a lot of wrong ways.

"New Yorker" Cover Lampoons Obamacare Website Mess

“When I heard that the troubled Obamacare website was built by a Canadian company, of course I felt personally responsible,” said Barry Blitt, who drew the new cover.

14 Celebrity Tweets You May Have Missed This Week

Baby announcements, feuds and lobsters.

Stuffed Vine Leaves

Sarma is Turkish origin meal. In some regeons is known as Dolma.It traditional meal in Meadle East and Balkan Pebibsula Regeon. This is actually vine leaves stuffed with ground beef, rice and vegetables. It is delicious! Visit my face book page for more culinary recipes videos and ideas https://www.facebook.com/ValsCuisineTravelandMore

Sandra Bullock And Melissa McCarthy Dress As Fishermen For Halloween

Nothing makes us happier than knowing these two hang out in real life!

A Restaurant Disguises Its "B" Rating From The Health Department By Turning It Into A "Brunch" Sign

A classic example of a moment where someone spends more time trying to cheat on the test instead of studying.

A Man Had His Facebook Account Locked For Liking "Faggots"

But he was just talking about the meal. Obvs.

"Men In Black" Is The Only Movie That Truly Understands Your Hangover Right Now

No. No you will not be taking these sunglasses off today, thanks. Petition to outlaw booze.

David Attenborough Narrating Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Might Be The Oddest Thing You Witness Today

The clever people at wreckandsalvage have mashed up the wildlife expert's commentary on albatross mating with Miley twerking. And it makes for an interesting experience.

The Ecstasy Of Creating Your Wish List With The 1991 Sears Catalog

Every fall, the most anticipated tome of the year would arrive on your doorstep. And it was glorious.

23 Steps For Succeeding In Life, As Told By Ja'mie King

It's not easy being queen. Luckily, private school girl Ja'mie King has it all sorted out for you.

Deep Cuts To Country's Food Stamp Program Kick In As Congress Debates More

WASHINGTON –  Forty-eight million Americans will have their food stamps benefits slashed starting Friday, when a recession-era boost in the Supplemental Nutrition Assistant Program (SNAP) expires.

10 Must-Read Books For November

The eleventh month on the calendar finds us doing more reading inside while curling up under blankets, drinking hot beverages, and if you’re lucky, sitting by a fireplace. All these things really make November a perfect 30 days to take advantage of…

Miley Cyrus Reveals Halloween Costume (Photo)

Miley Cyrus may be a popular costume choice this Halloween, but the pop star herself picked another provocative musician to dress up as: Lil' Kim. Cyrus copied Kim's 1999 Video Music Awards outfit, the one with the lavender jumpsuit and matching nipple pasty and wig, showing off her costume on Instagram.

Burn Your Bra For The Perfect Costume! (40 Photos)

See the full gallery on thechive.com

23 Stages Of NaNoWriMO

So you decided to sign up for National Novel Writing Month. Here's what you can expect for the next 30 days.

The Real Giant Rabbits That Inspired Peter Jackson For "The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey"

Yes, these giant rabbits really do exist, and yes, you can have one in your house if you want it. Plus: exclusive video!

17 Canciones que deben ser quitadas permanentemente de los karaokes

Incluso si amas estas canciones, no puedes controlar el bajar tus ojos cuando alguien las elige.

27 truques que toda menina deveria levar para a sua vida

Bem, algumas dessas dicas e truques podem ser úteis para garotos também.

The Eternal Backpack Question, Answered: Is It Cooler To Two-Strap Or To One-Strap?

Toward the beginning of the 2012 comedy 21 Jump Street, Officer Jenko (Channing Tatum), a onetime cool kid, gives his partner some advice as they prepare to infiltrate the ranks of the cool kids at Sagan High. “You gotta one-strap it,” Jenko chides…

Pop Conspiracy Theory: Eminem’s ‘MMLP2′ Contains Secret Kanye West Allusions

I have a crackpot conspiracy theory brewing about Eminem‘s forthcoming album, The Marshall Mathers LP 2. Here goes: Kanye West has become so ubiquitous, and his influence so unavoidable in hip-hop, that — I believe — the spirit of Yeezus has somehow…

The Ultimate Map For Telly Addicts

The latest creation by designers features Dorothy over 700 TV shows, from Grange Hill to Game Of Thrones.

Miley Cyrus Dresses Up Like Lil' Kim In Racy, Breast-Exposing Costume

Miley Cyrus is at it again. The singer celebrated Halloween by posting a photo of herself channeling rapper Lil' Kim, who at the 1999 MTV Video Music Awards shocked fans in a one-shoulder bodysuit that exposed one of her breasts.

6 Resources To Help You On Your NaNoWriMo Quest

Because you can write a novel in a month.

Histórias da Disney que vão acabar com a sua infância

Nem sempre acabam felizes para sempre...

18 métodos efectivos para levantarte de la cama por la mañana

Para todos aquellos que necesitan una ayudadita.

A Beginner's Guide To Watching Soccer On Tv

Well, Football to be exact. Heres a walkthrough so you know what to expect.

Nicki Minaj On Ellen DeGeneres’ Halloween Costume — Hilarious Reaction

Ellen DeGeneres got into the Halloween spirit on her talk show by channeling recent guest Nicki Minaj in a barely-there, breast-baring costume. And Nicki wasn't mad -- in fact, she took to Twitter ...

What Jesus Gets Up To On His Days Off

Using Google's autocomplete function, we now have a glimpse into what Jesus could possibly get up to on his days off.

John Kerry Will Visit Egypt This Sunday

The Secretary of State will make his first visit to Egypt since Mohamed Mursi was overthrown.

Sarma With Vine Leaves

Sarma is Turkish origin meal. In some regeons is known as Dolma.It traditional meal in Meadle East and Balkan Pebibsula Regeon. This is actually vine leaves stuffed with ground beef, rice and vegetables. It is delicious! Visit my face book page for more culinary recipes videos and ideas https://www.facebook.com/ValsCuisineTravelandMore

Here's Mindy Kaling Dressed As Captain Hook And Jimmy Kimmel As A Busted Snow White

There was a bit of a mix-up when it came to their halloween costume plans. Plus, the best Olivia Pope you'll ever see.

There Are Six Fewer Days To Shop Between Thanksgiving And Christmas This Year

That's bad for retailers. But great for consumers, who will get killer discounts in the shortest holiday shopping period in 11 years.

You Need This Much For A Happy Retirement

"Power savers put away 20% of their income into savings and pay about 30% in taxes, which leaves only half of an income to live on," Moss said. "You need all that savings over a 30 year period for a happy retirement."

Kim Kardashian’s Engagement Ring — Kanye West Honors North With Design

Kanye West really showed his love for Kim Kardashian in his thoughtful engagement ring design — but he also managed to give a nod to the pair’s daughter North West in the ring setting! The jewelry designer behind the stunning rock, Lorraine…

4 Crazy Ways Halloween's Going High-Tech This Year

Minutes after ancient man learned that fire could cast spooky shadows on the cave wall (and was burned alive for being a sorcerer), humans started using their technological ingenuity to scare the poop out of each other. So it's no surprise that a…

The Daily Express' Phone-In Polls Are Suspiciously One-Sided

Their front page today? It's nothing out of the ordinary.

Happy Friday Faces

It's Friday! Put on your happy face and celebrate!

It's Dangerous To Go Alone On Towel Thursday (30 Photos)

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Squishy In A Bowl

This bad kitty won't get out of the bowl.... watch him attack!

Eminem ‘MMLP2′ Stream — Slim Shady’s New Album Is His Best In Years

Eminem fans were treated to an early Halloween surprise on Oct. 29 when Slim Shady's newest album, 'The Marshall Mathers LP 2', leaked six days before its official release date. Packed full of intr...

Heidi Klum Reveals Incredible Halloween Costume, Is Completely Unrecognizable As An Old Lady

Heidi Klum's gonna party like it's 2049! After much build-up and a few teasing photos of her in the makeup chair before her annual Halloween bash, the Project Runway host finally revealed her 2013 Halloween costume on the night of Thursday, Oct. 31…

Derren Brown Is Plotting An Art Heist For His Next Trick

He plans to steal a valuable work from under Ivan Massow's nose.

52 Things '00s Teen Girls Know To Be True

Remember crimpers? They were cool.

Whatever Happened To Teen Magazines?

They used to sell millions, now they're dying out at an alarming rate. Here's why.

A Massive Drug Smuggling Tunnel Has Been Discovered In California

The sophisticated tunnel connected San Diego and Tijuana and was installed with lighting, ventilation, and even an electric rail system.

Lou Reed Died "Happy And Dazzled," Says His Wife

Laurie Anderson has written an obituary on her husband for a local newspaper.

Kirsty Wark Danced To "Thriller" At The End Of "Newsnight" Last Night

And you thought "This Week" was horrifying enough to watch on Halloween.

Parental Habits That Financially Ruin Kids

The 2013 Parents, Kid and Money survey found that 42% of parents think they strongly encourage their kids to talk about money but only 19% of kids strongly agree that they do. About 24% of kids think their parents discourage them from talking about…

Should You Get Back Together With An Ex?

So what's the deciding factor in whether men decide to go down that path again—or to never look back? Clint Carter, Women's Health's Guy Next Door, asked real men to weigh in on the topic. Watch the video to find out what they had to say. And if you…

Deep Cuts To Country's Food Stamp Program Start Friday

WASHINGTON –  Forty-eight million Americans will have their food stamps benefits slashed starting Friday, when a recession-era boost in the Supplemental Nutrition Assistant Program expires.

Ladies And Gentlemen, theCHIVE's New Bellator Girl Winner

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Obamacare For Christmas? New Campaign Pushes Health Insurance For The Holidays

“Tell them you care about their health, and focus on the benefits ...” A new OFA campaign encourages families to trade the holiday caroling for insurance sign-ups.

Picture Of The Week: Brad Pitt & Angelina Jolie Photo Hollywoodbuzz's Photos

When Brad Pitt Kissed Angelina Jolie! & How It Made Her Happy!

Bigg Boss 7: Gauahar Khan Back In The House. Conditions Apply!

Kushal Tandon attacks VJ Andy after the latter makes personal remarks on former’s lady love Gauahar Khan. Bigg Boss announces that Kushal has been dismissed from the house on the grounds of physically attacking a housemate. Gauahar like a true lover…

Jon Stewart To News Media: “Go Fuck Yourselves!”

"If you've lost Jon Stewart you're in deep trouble." The comedian slammed cable news outlets for claiming he no longer backed President Obama after the botched rollout of his health care law.

14 Reasons To Be Happy That Halloween Is Over

You've had your fun, Halloween, but bring on the turkey.

Elderly Man Dresses Up For Halloween This Year And In 10 Years

Who knows? Halloween might be even more fun when you're dead.

Thousands Testify On Hawaii's Marriage Equality Bill

The state House Judiciary and Finance committees began a marathon hearing on a marriage equality bill Thursday morning, which is expected to continue for several days. The bill would allow same-sex couples to marry starting Nov. 18.

Scary Stories To Tell In The Dark To Adults

Illustrations by Mike Burns   Once there was a girl who always wore a green ribbon around her neck.There was a boy who liked her, and she, in turn, ... ...

20 Jokes Only Musicians Will Understand

Maybe AP Music Theory wasn't worthless after all.

Brad Pitt & Shia LaBeouf Continue Filming ‘Fury’ In England!

Brad Pitt and Shia LaBeouf hang out on set in costume between takes of their new film Fury on Thursday (October 31) in Oxfordshire, England. The 49-year-old actor…

8 Kids Hospitalized By ... Axe Body Spray

(Newser) – Eight sixth-graders in Brooklyn ended up in the hospital yesterday thanks to the unleashing of Axe Body Spray in a classroom, reports the Smoking Gun. The parents of two other…

5 True Stories Of Killer Animals Too Unrealistic For A Movie

But that's precisely why it's so freaky when actual animals turn into serial killers, stalking prey and evading capture in a way that makes the shark in Jaws look like an incompetent asshole. Like ...

A Beginner's Guide To Kings Cross.

It's the most well known party location in Sydney. Here's a walkthrough so you know what to expect.

Tina Fey, Ellie Kemper Comedy Gets Series Order At NBC

Tina Fey is back in business at NBC. The 30 Rock creator, along with her producing partner Robert Carlock, has been granted a 13-episode straight-to-series order for a comedy starring The Office’s Ellie Kemper. The single-camera effort, which is set to debut in the fall of 2014, will…

Pamela Anderson Appears To Have Gotten A Chic Pixie Haircut

Pictures of Pamela Anderson with a pixie haircut hit the internet yesterday, and I swear, if I didn’t tell you it was the former-wearer-of-the red-swimsuit you’d never guess it was her. Unfortunately, we don’t have the pictures as of this...

Kim Kardashian: ‘I Am 50 Pounds Down’ After Giving Birth!

Kim Kardashian flashes her giant engagement ring from fiance Kanye West while making an appearance on The Tonight Show with Jay Leno on Wednesday (October 30) in Burbank, Calif.

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