November 1, 2013
Yup, that'll fix HealthCare.gov.
You won't find these instruments at your local music store.
Like when your ears pop and you suddenly hear the world 10 times better.
NFL fans often complain that the Cowboys are not truly "America's Team." But, if you think about it, it's actually a pretty good comparison. Just not the way Cowboys fans probably have in mind.
Please tell me you voted for Robin Williams on this Nickelodeon score sheet.
Can you get through this post without whipping out your flat iron?
"Yeah, screw you too."
BRB, uploading the Saved By The Bell album to my iTunes.
Haim! And also: not Haim.
Leve sua procrastinação para o próximo nível.
Hoy celebramos a estos héroes porque se rehusan a conformarse. Porque no cederán a la presión de las normas sociales. Porque son demasiado especiales.
Plus the first-ever video tour of a Sriracha factory, how to clean your house after getting pranked on Halloween, and a drone delivers a cigar to Arnold Schwarzenegger.
After three seasons of teasing, Archer is finally making with the Kenny Loggins goodness.
A private TV station cites the "inappropriate content" of Bassem Youssef's show as the reason for his suspension.
Did I mention the ENTIRE BOOK is on a shirt? That you can actually read?
Somebody needs to be the voice of reason around here.
"Man, if I was just a little bit taller..."
Trigger warning for sexual abuse.
Look out! There's an app barreling toward your skull, and it's going as fast as a car.
This 1970s deodorant brand made women pee themselves laughing.
Seu corpo, você mesmo.
En cualquier lugar menos aquí.
"On Twitter no one can hear you scream."
Least creative costume ever.
Slowest. rainbow. ever.
Sanford, Fla., where neighborhood watch leader George Zimmerman shot and killed 17-year-old Trayvon Martin, is changing its rules to state that volunteers may not carry firearms or pursue someone they think is suspicious.
Food stamp benefits will be cut for more than 47 million Americans beginning Friday.
With the most highly anticipated IPO since Facebook coming next week, another company went public, and it's blowing up. It sells boxes.
The film may have cut the original novel's romance, but the chemistry between these two women couldn't be denied.
All flights were grounded after a gunman opened fire at Los Angeles International Airport on Friday, stranding scores of travelers, including these famous faces.
This week for BuzzReads, David Peisner profiles a professional soccer player who earns only $35,125 a year, and questions whether pay inequality will doom Major League Soccer. Read that and these other great stories from around BuzzFeed and the web.
This Is What Happened When People On A Commercial Flight Learned They Were Transporting A Fallen Soldier
“I just addressed the escort. It is a sworn oath to bring home, to the family, the fallen," a military officer said. “Today you all did that, you are all escorts, escorts of the heart.”
E todas são extremamente necessárias.
¡Buena suerte en Starbucks! Las chances de que escriban bien tu nombre son mínimas.
Major League Soccer is the only pro sports league in America where superstars can earn 140 times more than their teammates. How much longer will it be able to convince talented, internationally coveted young players like the Los Angeles Galaxy’s Kofi Opare to stay in the U.S. for $35,000 a year?
There's more to seafood than tuna and salmon.
General Sisi is everywhere these days — including in music videos. But there's still room for Snoop Dogg.
Banksy's residency in New York is officially over. Here are some artists to watch while we wait to see where he pops up next.
And we really, really want to try it.
It is weird and cool.
Shoes. So many shoes.
This previously unreleased 2002 interview with MTV shows a very different side of the rapper, back when he was known only as the guy who made Jay's beats.
Chindõgu (subs..): A arte japonesa de inventar aparelhos que parecem ser úteis, mas que são absurdos demais para serem usados de verdade.
"Ni siquiera quiero tener una relación."
Can you figure them all out?
As labeled by an Australian who's never been here.
Finance twitter takes an ugly turn.
Bad hair day? Child, please.
An important breaking news question from CNN's Brooke Baldwin.
Federal agents discovered what might be the world's most sophisticated series of drug smuggling tunnels, equipped with electricity, ventilation and an electronic rail system.
This is all I need in life. Plus carbs.
Is this what it's like to feel naked in public?
Thanksgiving is only four weeks away. Time to get serious about that eating routine.
From the completely random to the mundane, here are all of the noteworthy things that you probably missed for your viewing pleasure.
Responding to the gunfire incident with an artsy selfie.
Olviden el cabello. Las princesas de Disney me dieron expectativas poco realistas sobre el tamaño de los ojos.
Esses tatuadores são verdadeiros artistas em todos os sentidos da palavra.
David Tennant. Plus Kittens. Need I say more?
Rep. Jeff Denham surprised many when he broke ranks with his party to sign on to a bill touted by Nancy Pelosi. A rare Republican who represents lots of Latino constituents.
For some San Franciscans, tech culture is the scariest thing out there.
OK, so, there are tacky halloween costumes and then there's this.
You'll want to hear this no-holds-barred interview. She also gives diarrhoea to her stylist every day.
Dialing from sexy to straight-up-raunch.
Now that the critically panned Diana is in theaters, let's take a look at other biopics that made a less-than-stellar impression.
In a scathing complaint, lawyers for Kim Kardashian and Kanye West depict Chad Hurley as a desperate businessman who crashed the proposal, broke a confidentiality agreement, and used the event to promote his new app.
She doesn't give a shit and is moving back to London. Yay.
Soon after you get addicted, you realize that bitstrips has a surprisingly dark side.
These Radio DJs Are Convinced Embattled Toronto Mayor Rob Ford Drunkenly Called In To Defend Rob Ford
The mayor, who allegedly was videotaped smoking crack in a video now in police possession, reportedly called a radio show, calling himself "Ian."
You might have a bad case of #FOBU right now, but it still needs to be done.
Nadya Tolokonnikova's relatives have had no contact with the jailed punk rocker for 10 days.
Pasas casi la mitad de tu vida en esa cosa. Es hora de entender qué es lo que hace realmente.
Seria hardcore se não fosse tão fofo na veia.
Millions of users sharing traffic updates in real time.
23-year-old Paul Ciancia allegedly opened fire in an LAX terminal Friday morning, killing one person and injuring several others.
Very, very scandalous, indeed.
Why have friends when you can have dogs?
A special Halloween edition of red carpet questions for guests at the release party for Aziz Ansari: Buried Alive.
Conversations with former interns reveal their role was a strange one that will be unique to fill. A director allegedly offered a room of unpaid interns $100 to whoever could come up with “a good idea” on the spot.
It can solve a Rubik's cube, while you probably fell out of bed this morning. Try not to feel too dumb.
God works in mysterious ways.
These "slutty" Halloween costumes have gone too far! NSFW-ish
Porque el fin de semana pasado fuiste al supermercado. ¿Recuerdas lo horrible que fue?
Digo, é uma bela roupa. Através do Dallas News.
Results may vary. But in a good way!
Jérôme Jarre asks strangers what important message they need to share with the world. The answers are beautifully refreshing.
By freestyle rapping her emotions...on national TV.
"I will never achieve anything this cool ever again in my life."
The test kitchen team at Food Network has been putting some really weird stuff in waffle irons lately. For example: pizza.
Terry Richardson would be proud! NSFW-ish.
Last spring, Hallmark announced that it was putting on the first annual Kitten Bowl, a rival to the beloved Puppy Bowl. It filmed on Wednesday, and thanks to Sports on Earth's report and these photos, we have the inside edge on this furry throw down.
Goats are basically the dogs of the farm animal world and they're putting their best smiles forward.
Learn about new additions Joyce and Carlton, as told through their old childhood photos.
It's been a busy one.
Because some books deserve to be their own movie.
Water is so weird in space.
"I bought the only red sport coat in all the Treasure Valley."
"¡Vengan a jugar juegos de mesa! dijeron". "Será divertido!"
Caso você queira algumas idéias inspiradoras para toda aquela renda disponível que está espalhada por aí.
Her backup dancers even joined in and dressed up as the seven dwarfs!
The Doctor says his friends have always been the best of him. But who was the best out of them?
#drivingselfie may be the dumbest Instagram trend yet.
There may never be one right way, but there will always be a lot of wrong ways.
“When I heard that the troubled Obamacare website was built by a Canadian company, of course I felt personally responsible,” said Barry Blitt, who drew the new cover.
Baby announcements, feuds and lobsters.
Nothing makes us happier than knowing these two hang out in real life!
A classic example of a moment where someone spends more time trying to cheat on the test instead of studying.
But he was just talking about the meal. Obvs.
No. No you will not be taking these sunglasses off today, thanks. Petition to outlaw booze.
David Attenborough Narrating Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Might Be The Oddest Thing You Witness Today
The clever people at wreckandsalvage have mashed up the wildlife expert's commentary on albatross mating with Miley twerking. And it makes for an interesting experience.
It's not easy being queen. Luckily, private school girl Ja'mie King has it all sorted out for you.
Yes, these giant rabbits really do exist, and yes, you can have one in your house if you want it. Plus: exclusive video!
Bem, algumas dessas dicas e truques podem ser úteis para garotos também.
It makes too much sense.
Good on 'em.
Nem sempre acabam felizes para sempre...
Para todos aquellos que necesitan una ayudadita.
The Secretary of State will make his first visit to Egypt since Mohamed Mursi was overthrown.
Miss you already.
That's bad for retailers. But great for consumers, who will get killer discounts in the shortest holiday shopping period in 11 years.
Their front page today? It's nothing out of the ordinary.
He plans to steal a valuable work from under Ivan Massow's nose.
Remember crimpers? They were cool.
Well done, Kotaku, for identifying this amazing trend.
They used to sell millions, now they're dying out at an alarming rate. Here's why.
The sophisticated tunnel connected San Diego and Tijuana and was installed with lighting, ventilation, and even an electric rail system.
Laurie Anderson has written an obituary on her husband for a local newspaper.
And you thought "This Week" was horrifying enough to watch on Halloween.
“Tell them you care about their health, and focus on the benefits ...” A new OFA campaign encourages families to trade the holiday caroling for insurance sign-ups.
"If you've lost Jon Stewart you're in deep trouble." The comedian slammed cable news outlets for claiming he no longer backed President Obama after the botched rollout of his health care law.
The state House Judiciary and Finance committees began a marathon hearing on a marriage equality bill Thursday morning, which is expected to continue for several days. The bill would allow same-sex couples to marry starting Nov. 18.
"The Queen of Halloween" tops herself, again.
Some deranged lunatic gave my kid "Keebler Pepper Jack Cheese Sandwich Crackers." Ranked from worst to most worst.
They may be cute, but you'll never guess who they grew up to be!