Your relationship with the word "home" becomes more complicated, as does your weird accent.

Cate Sevilla • 2 years ago

"How does that make you feel?" Well, I don't know, that's literally why I'm paying you.

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

"I want a small, skinny, sugar-free vanilla, decaf latte... and then a chocolate doughnut." *eyes roll forever*

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

"Isn't it just a blender?" NO IT IS NOT.

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

"My name is Oliver Queen, and my filter game is strong AF."

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

An update to the post originally at this URL.

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

Dear Diary.

Ailbhe Malone • 3 years ago

"BRB I just need to go for a brisk walk so I can eat this KitKat."

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

Fucks given lately? Approximately zero.

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

It's snowing in space, because Christmas.

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

Oh sure, I'd love to pay this customs charge for my own Christmas presents.

Cate Sevilla • 3 years ago

Because rage crying when you're hungry is a totally rational reaction.

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago

"You look too young to be a barrister." "That's because I'm a BARISTA."

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago
Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago

She survived hosting the Oscars with James Franco. Have some respect.

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago

Well, that's what you get when Nicki Minaj hosts.

Kimberley Dadds • 4 years ago

How has that Glamour spell paid off?

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago

Do you really say what you mean and mean what you say?

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago

Health goths = goths that just like to workout, OK?

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago

In reality, not all runners have abs of steel or insist on wearing Yoga pants in public.

Cate Sevilla • 4 years ago