Your relationship with the word "home" becomes more complicated, as does your weird accent.
"How does that make you feel?" Well, I don't know, that's literally why I'm paying you.
"I want a small, skinny, sugar-free vanilla, decaf latte... and then a chocolate doughnut." *eyes roll forever*
"Isn't it just a blender?" NO IT IS NOT.
"My name is Oliver Queen, and my filter game is strong AF."
An update to the post originally at this URL.
"BRB I just need to go for a brisk walk so I can eat this KitKat."
Fucks given lately? Approximately zero.
It's snowing in space, because Christmas.
Oh sure, I'd love to pay this customs charge for my own Christmas presents.
Because rage crying when you're hungry is a totally rational reaction.
"You look too young to be a barrister." "That's because I'm a BARISTA."
She survived hosting the Oscars with James Franco. Have some respect.
Well, that's what you get when Nicki Minaj hosts.
How has that Glamour spell paid off?
Do you really say what you mean and mean what you say?
Health goths = goths that just like to workout, OK?
In reality, not all runners have abs of steel or insist on wearing Yoga pants in public.