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December 1, 2014

Pray for a future #HEMMA

If you are already in need of a pick-me-up, this two minutes and 51 seconds should help.

The U.S. Department of Education interpreted Title IX to say public schools must treat transgender students "consistent with their gender identity in all aspects of [...] single-sex classes."

I'll be there in five minutes.

"COME ON TARS!"

It says something great about a writer whose minor characters are so interesting that you find yourself wondering why a movie about their lives hasn’t been made yet.

Once you go down the Etsy rabbit hole, you never know what you're going to find. Some of it shocking, some disturbing but most of it is just very confusing.

Is it getting hot and/or crafty up in here?

Ever wanted to really spruce up your Christmas attire? Feel like the humble Christmas jumper doesn't suit those formal festive occasions? Weve got just the thing.....

Only Magic Mike and night cheese can fix this.

IRONY: a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects

"We all have a role to play."

He blue himself.

Noah the German shepherd died after he took a bullet to protect his family, a woman and her three kids, during a road rage gunfight.

Gillian Rosenberg, a 31-year-old former soldier in the Israeli Defense Force who joined Kurdish forces to fight ISIS, posted a message on Facebook saying she is "totally safe and secure."

A few things to get you through until February.

"Cassidy/Jindal — bad for Louisiana, disastrous for black families."

Queen sized.

Who knew?!

Dicen que aparecer es el 80 %. En realidad, aparecer es aproximadamente el 5 %. El otro 95 % está formado por la pantalla verde y los efectos especiales.

Are you owned by a cat? … Then you've probably done at least one thing on this list! Let us know if there's others we've missed :)

Umm Khattab al-Britaniyyaa says she is an 18-year-old who has been living in Syria for five months.

If you ever want to know a sure way to get bad service? Just do the following ....

"Good Kisser" doesn't mean what you think it means.

This kid puts all of us to shame. Again!

Photographer Benita Marcussen captures the unconditional love shared between the lonely and their artificial companions.

That story and more in today's gossip roundup.

Win at Secret Santa and at life. (But first...coffee.)

Take our sexy survey and see how you compare to others.

It's late night, baby.

With holiday gatherings and the end of first semester upon us, college seniors everywhere are being asked some variation of the dreaded question: "How do you feel about graduating?" Whether you're looking to spice up your usual answer, or just want to commiserate, here is a list of possible responses and reactions, presented in GIFs.

The best way to spread Christmas cheer, is Instagramming it for all to leer.

In the world of pop culture, you're either young or ancient.

Esto SI que es entusiasmo.

What does it take to succeed?

Don't sweat it, life is fun and spontaneous!

And don't you dare blame method acting.

The university, Cosby's alma mater, was facing increasing pressure to distance itself from Cosby.

Adam and Kristina's oldest is coming back, BuzzFeed News has exclusively learned.

Do you want to build a snowman? Not if you're going to do a horrible job of it.

Unsurprisingly, animals won Vine this year.

The retail giant is apparently going through a bad breakup, you guys.

Why is everyone so calm?

An app that tells you how often they speak with their mother. Because, priorities.

Esta es la prueba de que deberían ir más naturales a menudo.

Hedgies will cure all of your Monday blues.

Early start times and heavy discounts didn't compel the same crowds as in the past. The flop raises questions about the value of store openings on a cherished national holiday.

The mother-to-be continues to look better than everyone everywhere.

Get out me quiz!

You never know when a situation is about to get REAL.

It's Tommy like you've never seen him before.

It's been seven hours and fifteen days... since you left your Fettucine Alfredo Night dishes in our damn sink.

She doesn't even go here!

Autopsy results sent to BuzzFeed News by the family of a 31-year-old Milwaukee man who was gunned down in a park by a police officer call into question the cop's account of the incident.

Killer seagulls, violent cows and racist swans. Just another mad, mad year in the life of British newspapers.

Une surprise tous les jours pour patienter jusqu'à Noël.

Let Junior steal your heart.

I'd hit it? NSFW-ish for piñata nudity.

For Americans, cheap oil means less money spent each time you fill up on gas, and more to spend on everything else. But in countries depending on oil revenues, oil's plunge is bad news.

Are you a stocking full of coal or Rudolph?

Because there just aren't enough Mariah Carey songs to get you through the holiday season.

Bonus points if you're looking for your keys right now.

'Tis the season to be pretty.

All of these should have been hits. All of them!

OK, so they may not all be classics, but they are the films that help get us into the holiday spirit.

I think therefore I am not going home with you.

STOP THE TEENS! T.E.E.N.S.: Trying Each and Every New Salad.

Porque vivir en un mundo creado para los diestros no debe ser tan difícil.

Probably.

The radio ad features Landrieu saying she approves the message and is "authorized by Friends of Mary Landrieu and authorized by the Democratic State Committee of Louisiana."

ELE JÁ É PAI DE UMA MENINA DE 3 ANOS!!!!!!

Warm and explosive, jizz is an important part of Star Wars culture. Episode VII had better be full of it.

Regardless, you wouldn't trade him for the world.

The studio's latest release generated only $36 million at the domestic box office over the four-day Thanksgiving weekend, well below analysts' expectations. The weak opening follows two failed attempts at a sale since September.

Cientos de Mexicanos asistieron al funeral del grande, Roberto Gómez Bolaños.

He will also officiate your wedding, draw you a tattoo, or attend your bachelor party (if you've got the dough).

Meow bring us some figgy pudding.

Time to re-watch one of the best films! "Blessed are the forgetful, for they get the better even of their blunders."

Complaciendo a los demás sin parar.

Russia's federal communications agency ordered internet providers to block Vimeo on Monday after the video hosting service initially ignored a request to remove a feature-length ISIS film. Vimeo deleted the video and attributed the delay to the Thanksgiving break.

For reasons unknown Gaga decided to take her fashion to the next level in November.

Ho-ho-h—WAKE UP.

LATHER, RINSE, AND OBEY! It's time to wash your hair today.

Super Grandma.

Do judge these books by their covers.

Good-bye Earth, we had a good run. WARNING: This is genuinely, seriously, incredibly vile.

You're A Good Prime Minister, Charlie Brown.

Mas a intenção é boa.

In a letter to the NFL Players Association, the league said they are considering whether the Commissioner should determine initial disciplinary action.

Spoiler: a maioria deles é muito fácil de se conquistar.

The holidays are upon us, and as we barrel towards the end of the year, here's 21 science fiction and fantasy books coming out this December to read while the weather turns cold outside!

Go hands-on with the smoldering duo in the interactive clip, premiering exclusively on BuzzFeed.

Book-buyer-in-chief.

Nine officers, eight white and one Latino, claim the department delivered them "substantially harsher punishment" than their African-American counterparts as a result of a fatal chase in 2012 that involved two black suspects.

The Obama administration is defending federal programs that send military equipment to local law enforcement, distancing itself from them, and promising some minor reforms to how they operate — all at the same time.

Find out who secretly revs your engine.

Police said the attack was not motivated by xenophobia. The teens had attacked another Bosnian earlier that night, and some in the immigrant community are calling it a hate crime.

A life without kanelbullar and köttbullar isn't a full life.

Or a Margarita Monday, Thirsty Thursday or Sangria Saturday. Childbirth is a cake walk compared to this s***.

Despite a report that the co-host's "days are numbered," the network told BuzzFeed News she'll remain at the table.

Alicia Buzbee and her daughter Kansas wanted to make sure Butch the Boston terrier got the send off every dog deserves.

You can't spell "Merry Christmas!" without "ban all men."

"Do you want to find your 'real' parents?"

It's an emotional roller coaster.

Los perros son el mejor tipo de amigos.

"There are people fighting for their right to exist and to be treated and viewed as human beings."

WAAAAAAAALT!

Alan Cochrane has revealed he gave the prime minister advice as the pair shared a "moderately priced burgundy".

The HIV positive campaigners celebrated World AIDS Day the "fresh and steaming crap" on the doorstep of a local UKIP branch office.

A pilot died in non-combat–related crash on Sunday.

"You're drunk." "That's impossible. A lady never gets drunk." *WARNING: potential spoilers ahead*

The best way to stay warm is to start eating and drinking and never stop.

Rep. Patricia Todd called her bill to ban discrimination against LGBT employees the Tim Cook Economic Development Act. Update: Apple has issued a statement citing a "miscommunication."

Made Ron Swanson so proud this past month. People around the office flexed their facial hair muscles to raise awareness and funds for men’s health programs.

From that baked Alaska to a tweeting monarch, the last year has been quite the ride. PARKLIFE.

These people are the best.

Waybackwhenstagram is a project by BuzzFeed's BFF that collects mysterious abandoned photos at estate sales and flea markets.

I'm alive I promise.

The electronic duo, featuring the film's lead actress Tessa Thompson, vogues with cast in the clip for soundtrack single "Get Your Life"

¿Podrás aguantar toda la entrada sin sonreír como un idiota?

"He did good for an old geezer."

SPOILER ALERT!

Suit up, guys.

Lecker!

La muerte de Chespirito nos entristeció a todos. Pero... ¿Qué fue de los otros actores?

It's time to separate the Kates from the Gates.

Students could kick out the Lib Dem leader if they worked together. They might want to after the tuition fees debacle.

"Her mommy surely called a top agency, got her in the door and the design houses just chose to milk her fame like the cash cow that it is."

QUEEN.

Fino, no "bonito".

This is extraordinary.

These little goobers are wise beyond their years.

"Yeah, I think we don't do comprehensive well — look at Obamacare."

The first time you eat so much together that you actually can't move.

Sorry I can't, I have dinner with my uhhh...my roomies.

Winter weather means one thing: BEANIES. (And if you've never knitted before, this is the perfect time of year to pick up the needles.)

¿Qué ciudad se merece más salir con el punto gordo en los mapas?

An appeals court in Qatar overturned the conviction of Matthew and Grace Huang on Sunday but the couple was stopped at the airport and barred from leaving the country.

Post up, flawless.

A newly released scene from the Breaking Bad spin-off features everyone's favorite private investigator.

Já que tudo passa tão rápido, fizemos estes gifs para te ajudar.

"AN ASTEROID?! I'LL BE RIGHT THERE!"

And this doesn't even include her lyrics.

This isn't just wrapping paper...

Catch up on 2,400 years of art theory while you keep up with Kim, Yeezy and North West.

Now THIS is enthusiasm.

Una forma encantadora de dar un pequeño toque de magia a las vacaciones.

Aaron Joseph Purmort last week lost "a battle with a nefarious criminal named Cancer", but before his death, he decided he wanted to be remembered in a truly special way.

"Wir meinen es doch nur gut mit Dir!"

Definição de desespero: 5% de bateria.

I.O.U.

Treat yo self!!

The extremist group targeted a checkpoint along the Syrian border, Iraqi officials said.

Britain's coalition parties are fighting to take the credit over the same road upgrade programme.

"The erosion of morals, born across the ocean, and the degradation of the institution of marriage — Europe is bending over for the U.S.," a Rossiya 1 announcer said as the channel showed fan art for the game Team Fortress 2. "Is this what a child's bedroom should look like?"

Garantiert ohne Schokolade!

"I had a girlfriend. So what?"

We'll have a gay old tiiiime... ♫

Alan Light's new book takes a behind-the-scenes look at the music icon's blockbuster album and movie from 30 years ago.

Probably more fun than trying to throw a shoe over a building.

Ils iront loin dans la vie.

Do you want to go to here?

¡Somos el número uno, somos el número uno!

Adam Lambert and Queen opened the live results yesterday with an amazing performance of Somebody To Love.

Pancakes, Gyros, AND Disco Fries?? Oh my!

This is going to get you rolling on the floor laughing.

"Você não pode chamar a atenção de alguém com tanta frequência".

There has been a huge outcry on social media over the lack of support from other passengers.

This year saw the highest number of background checks in Black Friday history.

Esto te des-PIS-ta-rá...

"What up, everyone, it's ya girrrrl Superwoman."

The future is here!

Veja os detalhes da despedida em alta resolução.

Rescuers are searching for survivors following the sinking of a pollock-fishing vessel in the Bering Sea on Sunday night. Seven people have been rescued, but more than 40 remain missing.

All neutral everything.

The quiz of the decade.

As reported by Amnesty International, 10,000 people died within three days of the disaster. Thirty years on, the total death toll is 22,000.

The former prime minister made the announcement on Monday evening.

Could he BE any nicer?

Getting your Thin Mint and Samoa fix has gone digital.

Todos necesitan un poco de ternura para salir adelante.

TL;DR – this incident is another direct consequence of a culture that allows the violent policing of Indian women's bodies.

Gebt diesen Tieren Instagram-Accounts!

Attention, ce post est orgasmique.

Advent Calendars you''ll wish you owned.

The display of sadness following the young batsman's tragic death shows us what cricket really means to its fans.

The event was organised to help those unable to afford their own wedding.

"Get used to it."

2014 était vraiment l'année des papas.

Two of the dead were police officers, and at least 18 people were injured, police said.

Prepare to smell delicious.

Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals.

You know you're full but Grandma will be so disappointed if you don't have another bite of her chocolate chip cookie potato pudding cake.

Always take it with a pinch of salt when a website runs a self-selecting survey using its own rules. But Mo could take the real top spot in the future.

Et bon lundi à vous.

She waited in line for 30 minutes with her service dog.

Half to the city, please!

The chances are you've never heard Orca's story, but it's truly amazing.

Treat yo'self.

Hundreds of members of the LGBT community and their allies came out to support gay pride in Delhi on November 30.

Orkney Library has over 10,000 Twitter followers. And this is why.

Frozen's #1 Fan.

Ne change rien, Steve.

Yes, Australia makes movies, and good ones at that.

"I have a lot of beliefs and live by none of them." Warning: NSFW Language.

Are you Team Dolly or Girlfriend?

It is always great to get things off to a running start and this show did just that. We already have questions, theories, and even less answers. I mean the show has practically turned the common HBO viewer community into an ACN journalist and we’re not even getting paid. Let’s delve see what happened this week on The Newsroom.

And the greatest role Melissa McCarthy has ever played.

Apparently "Let It Go" is for the dogs.

It could mean the difference between taking a painkiller or a stool softener.

We're talking eight hours and beyond. Come at us, sweet dreams.

"Goodnight buddy."

Who knew cows were so cuddly?

President Obama will "discuss how communities and law enforcement can work together to build trust to strengthen neighborhoods across the country."

A dramatic stand-off with women demanding to be allowed to live in the community while they are able to deliver their babies.

I dressed as her for Halloween when I was 8 and it didn't look the same.

Clothes. Fragrances. Massages. Mimosas. Fine leather goods...

This tumblr will either make your day or give you nightmares.

"You've ruined my child's Christmas."

Thanksgiving holidays may be over, but gratitude doesn't have to be.

Because there's a lot more to it than having a pretty face and enviable wardrobe.

We know you all are thinking it.

Scott Panetti, first diagnosed with serious mental illness 36 years ago, was sentenced to death in 1995 for the 1992 murders of his in-laws. BuzzFeed News looks at the timeline of Panetti's illness, crimes, and legal fights since.

This one goes out to the single girls who love their bread and butter.

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