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26 People Who Shouldn't Be Allowed To Build Snowmen Anymore

Do you want to build a snowman? Not if you're going to do a horrible job of it.

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1. Whoever is responsible for this terrifying snowman ghost


2. The person who built this snowman made of hail

And fail.

3. The identity thief behind this Olaf impostor

4. Whoever built this oddly muscular snowstatue

And also the punk neighborhood kids who stole his head.

5. The wise guy who wanted to see what a snowman/Joker hybrid would look like

Our attempt at snowman biscuits!!!!@Micklemdep #fail @Pottsyx more like the joker from batman!

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Our attempt at snowman biscuits!!!!@Micklemdep #fail @Pottsyx more like the joker from batman!

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6. Whoever is to blame for this filthy pile of slush

7. Anyone who attempts to turn artificial snow into something resembling a snowman

Frosty the Fauxman, amirite?

8. The gal who thought snowmen should dress like tourists

Maybe this snowman hails from a warmer climate, where they don't know what snowmen actually look like.

9. The creator of this icy pyramid of shame

I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed.

11. The person responsible for this snow...blob

12. The neighbor who committed crimes against snowmanity

13. Whoever brought this poor unfortunate soul into the world

14. The wannabe chef behind this snowman pancake

15. The guy who publicly displayed this grungy snowball with eyes

16. The snow artist inspired by Edvard Munch's The Scream


17. The buzzkill who built this line-faced snowman


18. They're probably BFFs with this kid

19. The designer of this mass of sugar and goo

Ugh, so STICKY.

21. Whoever engineered this lump of snow and failed dreams

Maybe just blast it with a hair dryer and put it out of its misery at that point.

22. This sadist who built this dork

You just KNOW this snowman is going to get beat up on the playground.

23. The creator of this original...snowpenguin? Snow...goblin???

24. Whoever made this snowman you would not want to meet in a dark alley

25. The person who still needs to apologize for this mistake

How hard is it to make three snowballs, though??

26. The comedian behind this snowpeen