Try and remember his name.
It’s not my fault, it’s your fault.
Just because it’s not physical doesn’t mean it’s not abuse.
Follow these easy steps and you’ll be fine.
There’s nothing better than friends who like wine.
It’s time to Liv-ia our best lives while on our periods.
“I just apologized to a table.”
“I respect you as a colleague, but you ruined the f*cking story.”
“Everyone’s boobs are different sizes!”
“I just kissed your boyfriend on the mouth.”
“There’s no jumping in the thick of war!”
“Oh really? Your grandparents are friends with Quentin Tarantino?”
“I really…really…really…like you.”
“What is this? Sour cream for ants?”
Sometimes being scary isn’t so bad.