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December 1, 2011

Tracy Lawrence, Notary Public Who Blew The Whistle On Massive Foreclosure Fraud, Found Dead

Tracy Lawrence, the notary public who blew the whistle on a massive foreclosure fraud scheme, was found dead in her Las Vegas home on Nov. 28, MSNBC reported.

Clear Skin Tips - Best Acne Treatments On

There are tons of acne treatments out there, but which ones really work? Top experts reveal their best clear-skin tips on ELLE!

Public-Sector Millionaires—Lawrence Mone

Gov. Cuomo, under enormous pressure from public-employee unions and Democrats in the Legislature to extend New York’s “millionaires’ tax,” is considering at least some higher taxes on higher incomes. The big irony here is that much of the money rais…

All Tom Cruise Needs Is Kill

Back in April of 2010, Warner Brothers paid in the “low seven figures” for Dante Harper’s spec script adaptation of Hiroshi Sakurazaka’s All You Need Is Kill. Shortly afterward director Doug Limon (The Bourne Identity, Mr. & Mrs. Smith, Jumper) agr…

The Girls Of Miss BumBum Brazil 2011 [218 PHOTOS]

If I was to ask you what country is known for their butts, what would your guess be? Nevermind, I’ll tell you. Brazil, hands down. Now what if I was to tell you that there was a competition for (wait for it) the best butt in Brazil? Would that be so…

Look At All The Gorgeous Natural CURLS Our Readers Have!

Whew, my head is spinning from all those curls! What do you all think? Got a fave hairstyle in the bunch? Thanks to everyone who submitted pics--we just love looking at them (and just seeing what our readers look like, too!).

T-Pain's Real Voice From T-Pain

The latest viral buzz from funnyordie.com

This Guy Won Movember

Notice the stripes in the legs...masterful. "Movember," aka "No Shave November," "Novembeard," or "Growvember." His name is Noel Evans, and his body is a temple of mustache.

Celebrities With Tramp Stamps

Surprisingly not regulated only to female stars. There is just something about the lower back that screams "Cover me in a poorly thought out tattoo!".

Demi Moore News - Who Is Scott-Vincent Borba? Meet Demi Moore's Rumored New Beau (PHOTOS)

Sources tell Radar Online that Demi Moore, who just recently announced that she is filing for divorce from her husband of six years, Ashton Kutcher, amid allegations of infidelity, is reportedly seeing a new man, skin care guru Scott-Vincent Borba.

Piers Morgan Is A Horrible Human Being

I’m terrible at introductions, so I won’t bother. I’ll just say this: We have a mutual love of Alison Brie’s boobs, as well as a mutual fondness for “Community” (I’ve been running a “Community” countdown elsewhere). You like “The Wire”? I commission…

uestlove On The Michele Bachmann Incident

?uestlove talked with Pitchfork recently about the Roots' fabulous new record, Undun, but the conversation naturally also touched on the recent "Lyin' Ass Bitch" incident involving Michele Bachmann on Late Night With Jimmy Fallon. While he doesn't s…

You Can Make $55,000 A Year Selling Candy On The Subway, Apparently

If you've ever ridden a New York City subway, you've probably encountered a "candy man" at some point and assumed he was making chump change, so you threw him a buck or two. Apparently not. In this two-minute short, check out how this dude makes more than $150 a day selling M&Ms and fruit snacks. Guess this is my two weeks' notice.

The Top Baby Names Of 2011

What hath Twilight and Will Smith's genetic material wrought? BabyCenter released their annual list of the year's most popular tot titles. Here they are with photos of notable namesakes.

Scenes From The 2011 Florida Corgi Picnic

Attention fellow Corgi lovers!!! I have found our heaven!

Students Challenge Michele Bachmann On Gay Marriage

At a town hall meeting in an Iowa Pizza Hut, two teenagers pressed the presidential hopeful on LGBT rights. And impressively, both girls (as well as a third who asked about the dangers of mandated school prayer) refused to back down from the Congresswoman despite the room's fervent support of Bachmann's answers.

Dancing With An iPod To "All I Want For Christmas Is You" In Public

This guy has got some moves. And an awesome sweater.

Rodger Berman: The Future Of The Rachel Zoe Project Is ‘Unclear’

Before noon on Tuesday, a queue of well-dressed and platform heeled women was quickly growing outside a chic Nolita storefront. No, it wasn’t for an an end-of-year sample sale–it was to meet stylist/fashion designer/reality star/editor and all aroun…

Larry David's Rough Night Out With The Aging Literary Lion

In the "Seinfeld" episode "The Jacket," which aired in 1991, Elaine recruits Jerry and George to join her for a drink and dinner with her father, Alton Benes. He’s a cranky old writer, distinguished but well past his prime, and he’s impossible enoug…

Stevie Wonder To Compete On 'Dancing With The Stars'

Blind soul legend Stevie Wonder is losing weight so he can look good while competing on TV show "Dancing With The Stars."   The singer insists he's deadly serious about showing off his dancefloor moves on the show.   Announcing the news on Wednesday…

Want To Register A Domain Name? Don't Go With GoDaddy

Doug Sellers, GOOD’s director of technology, recommends two sites that are easy to use and aren’t looking to screw you over:

The 23 Most Provocative Questions Posed By Philosoraptor

He may not be a modern day Aristotle, but Philosoraptor only seems to get wiser the older the meme gets. From the origins of the universe to the very existence of seedless watermelons, here's Philosoraptor's most intriguing musings.

Hanson Beer: MMMhop IPA

As kids, they gave the world "MMMbop." Now, as adults, Hanson is releasing MMMhop out into the world.

Very Mary-Kate: Raise Your Hand

I can't raise my hand. I'm allergic to effort.

That Stinks! Ex-Boyfriend Tattoos A Pile Of Poop On Girlfriend's Back (PHOTO)

Love went wrong between Ohio residents Rossie Brovent and Ryan Fitzjerald. The once faithful couple are in a court battle after Rossie asked her then boyfriend to tattoo a scene from the Narnia movie trilogy on her back.

A Revolving Stopmotion History Of The World // Current TV

It's a history lesson and a music video in one, complete with aliens (I knew those pyramids were too good to be true).

DOTA 2 Preview For PC From 1UP.com

For the best Previews of DOTA 2 for PC, check out this page on 1UP.com

8 Wicked Minimalist X-Men Posters

Thankfully there isn't one for Jubilee. Nicolas Hyde knows exactly which X-Men make us part with hard earned cash.

Nick Kroll's Poop Story

Who doesn't love a good poop your pants story?

A Stormtrooper's Sad Story

How can you not feel bad for this guy?

Pregnant Beyonce To Deliver Baby In December

Oh baby! Beyonce and Jay-Z are going to have their baby just in time for Christmas.PHOTOS: Beyonce Gives Katie Couric A Baby Gender Answer She'll Never ForgetBey accidentally spilled the beans in a behind the scenes video, wherein she's filmed playf…

Kim Kardashian Placed On Australian Immigration Watch List

Australia might become the first Kim Kardashian-free country on Earth ... after their Immigration Department has reportedly put K.K. on a watch list following three separate visa-related incidents.  Her most recent trip sparked an inquiry, claims t…

Girl With The Dragon Tattoo: Three New TV Spots & Soundtrack News! // Current TV

Check them out at the link below. http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2011/12/01/three-new-tv-spots-for-the-girl-with-the-dragon-tattoo-soundtrack-news/

I Hate Tom Brady

Life is so hard sometimes. The world is cruel. Existence is absurd. You get overwhelmed. Have you seen Tree of Life yet? I can’t even. (Via ViralVideos.)

This Is What Daniel Day-Lewis Looks Like As Abraham Lincoln In Jeans

Our patriotic hysteria over the British invasion of American history aside, we all pretty much agree that Daniel Day-Lewis is going to do a fine job as the star of Steven Spielberg’s Lincoln, right? We’ll take it from the indistinct murmurs now echo…

New South Park RPG Being Written By The Show's Creators

You probably didn't see this one coming. In addition to a digital game that's in the works called South Park: Tenorman's Revenge (a platformer being developed by Other Ocean Interactive for XBLA), Obsidian Entertainment is currently developing an…

The One Product In Your Makeup Bag That'll Make You Look All Fancy And Demure In About 1 Minute

Notice that actress Felicity Jones looks very cute and sweet and ready for a party (in this case, the BAFTA Los Angeles 2011 Britannia Awards) in this photo, and it's all thanks to her eye makeup.

The First A.D. From Adam Scott, Ken Marino, Mark Duplass, Funny Or Die, Lauren, NickCorirossi, Charles Ingram, Ally Hord, BoTown Sound, Kat Bardot, Kathryn Burns, And Dustin Bowser

Adam Scott presents this behind-the-scenes look at the world's worst first assistant director, with Ken Marino and Mark Duplass.

A Few Things You Might Not Know About George Harrison

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5 Inaccurate “Historical” Stories That Ended Up In History Books

From George Washington and his cherry tree to Sir Walter Raleigh’s chivalry towards Queen Elizabeth, we have all heard our share of historical myths that do more to illustrate the person in question’s personality than to shine a light on their actua…

Apple: Siri Isn’t Anti-abortion // Current TV

Computer firm Apple has spoken out to deny claims that its personal assistant application Siri is anti-abortion. The statement comes as bloggers and rights

Siri And I - Forever Alone // Current TV

More proof that Siri was made by and for 40-year-old virgins.

Justin Bieber & Selena Gomez -- In Utah With Jaden Smith

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez cannot get enough of each other! After spending Thanksgiving in Texas with Selena’s family, the couple took a sojourn up to Park City, Utah (where Sundance Film Festival is every year) with their friend, Jaden Smith.

Grammy Nominations Surprises And Snubs: Beyonce, Bon Iver, Chris Brown And... Skrillex?

It seems the unexpected triumphed and the veterans fell short at this year's Grammy nominations. Will that make for a slightly less predictable show come Feb. 12?

Daniel Day-Lewis Is Method Acting The Hell Out Of Abe Lincoln

Steven Spielberg is busy shooting Lincoln in Virginia, and while I thought the guy from Bill and Ted made an excellent Abraham Lincoln, I guess Oscar-winning  super actor Daniel Day-Lewis is an okay choice too. In the mid 90s, Lewis trained with box…

Most Strangers Marker Mustached In 30 Seconds

Dani Martínez, a co-host at Otra Movida, drew marker mustaches on 24 strangers in 30 seconds.

11 Adorable Animals To Eat Before You Die

Mmmm, delicious controversy. Now that the FDA is lifting the ban on horse meat, it's time to look at some other tasty creatures that people regularly eat in other countries.

Dog Shoots Owner In Ass

Just another man-bites-dog-bullet story. More awful wordplay: "Bow wow OW!"; "Ready, aim, FUR!"; "From my cold dead PAW!"; "Shooting MANGE!" "The SNOOPY Sniper!" "Man's Best FRIENDLY FIRE!" Etc. You're welcome, America's lazy news anchors.

Daniel Day-Lewis As Abraham Lincoln (PHOTO)

From the moment Steven Spielberg chose Daniel Day-Lewis to play Abraham Lincoln in his upcoming biopic about the president, movie fans have been excited to see just how closely the Oscar-winner would be made to resemble the bearded leader. From this…

7 Terms That Will Kill A Credit Card Rewards Deal

Credit card issuers use all sorts of tricks to hook you into applying for a new card, but there are some terms that indicate that an offer isn’t quite as sweet as they say it is. MainStreet breaks down what to look out for.

Those PETA Stamps Sure Look Prestigious

There was a big to-do earlier in the month over Natalie Portman being featured on a new PETA postage stamp, so here’s Pamela Anderson who also has her own PETA stamp taking the prestige entirely out of that accomplishment. And if you’re asking yours…

61 Senators Betrayed You Today, They Authorized The Indefinite Suspension Of Habeus Corpus (UPDATED) // Current TV

61 senators betrayed you today. They authorized, as an amendment to the Defense Authorization act, the indefinite suspension of Habeus Corpus. We are now

WWE Dropped The Ball On... - UGO.com

WWE has a habit of dropping the ball on storylines, promotions and wrestlers. Sometimes it's injuries that take a wrestler out at the last minute and force a storyline into a halted oblivion, other times it's just because they can't book a feud for …

7 Nuclear Weapon Screw-Ups You Won't Believe We Survived

From the 1950s up through the early 1990s, the specter of nuclear war cast a shadow over the world like a giant, gloomy mushroom tattoo. Hollywood and our own morbid imaginations came up with any number of scenarios that would wipe out humanity in a…

Third GOP Senator: Raise Top Earners' Taxes

WASHINGTON, Dec. 1 (UPI) -- A third Republican U.S. senator has said a GOP plan to offset an extension of a federal payroll tax cut could involve raising taxes on high-income people.

Katherine Heigl Heads ‘I Hate Balls’ Campaign. (Not Making This Up)

Katherine Heigl recently starred in a Funny or Die video (which you can watch below – spoiler alert, it’s “die”) and contributed her time to a new charity campaign by the Jason Heigl Foundation* called “I Hate Balls.” Of course it’s about neutering …

3DS Circle Pad Pro Bundled With Resident Evil

Nintendo has announced the Circle Pad Pro -- the name we suspected would be used in the west for the 3DS add-on -- will be made available in Europe alongside Resident Evil: Revelations early next year. Revelations will be sold both on its own and…

This Kid Hates Tom Brady

I feel your pain kid. But this dad is dead wrong. It's totally normal to hate the good players on opposing teams.

15 Pretty Photos Of The Christmas Tree Lighting At Rockefeller Center

30 Rock was decked with yuletide awe last night.

Buy Celebrity Art, Help Build Schools In Laos

Pencils Of Promise asked celebrities (like Lea Michele and Shaq) to take a piece of paper and make something with a pencil. They are now auctioning off the first set of pieces, with 100% of the proceeds going towards building schools and educating children.

Would You Rather?

The latest viral buzz from collegehumor.com

Zombie Attack Barbie

Just because you're living in a post-apocalyptic wasteland doesn't mean you can't be fabulous. Barbie is rocking that hot pink rocket launcher.

The Best Of ’90s-Inspired Cosplay

Inspired by this amazing Daria photo shoot from deviantART user SoDespair, we decided to scour the Internet for some of the best ’90s-inspired cosplay that we could find. The super meta part in all this is that even though what we now call “cosplay”…

WeTopia Transforms Online Gaming Addiction Into Social Good

What if Farmville had a real-world impact? New game WeTopia will transform virtual trees into physical bark and leaves.

Cheerleader Taken Off Court On Stretcher After Horrifying Fall

After being tossed into the air and landing on her neck (repeat: HER NECK), this cheerleader is miraculously okay. From the Michigan State-Florida State game last night. That's Taylor Young and, again, she was given a clean bill of not-having-her-spine-severed. Just look at those thumbs up at the end.

Texts From Bennett

Bennett is a seventeen-year-old white kid who thinks he's a gang member. These are the texts he exchanges with his thirty-year-old cousin.

Death To Pennies

These economic drains must be stopped. A brutally honest look at why these coins are more trouble than they're worth.

Full Trailer For "John Carter"

Ah yes, the White Savior trope. Yet even with it's ridiculous premise of a man from Earth saving Martian civilization, this trailer already shows more plot depth than "Avatar". Yeah, I went there.

How To Feed A Baby: Finger Foods Babies Love

Ahh, the pincer grasp! It’s an important evolutionary milestone that nobody knows about until they become parents. (Why should opposable thumbs get all the attention?) The ability to pick up small objects using your thumb and pointer finger usually …

'Dark Knight's' Christian Bale On Why He's Starring Next In A $100 Million Chinese Movie

In the current issue of The Hollywood Reporter, senior film reporter Pamela McClintock sat down with the notoriously press-shy Christian Bale, 37, and famed 60-year-old Chinese director Zhang Yimou (Raise the Red Lantern), who together just finished…

The Photoshop Detector

@Craftastrophies My mom had portraits taken that she was unhappy with so to cheer her up I "fixed" them using my rudimentary Photoshop skills, basically making her into the worst Photoshop of Horrors ever. She thought it was hilarious. Well....*I* t…

Patrice O'Neal Teaches Women How To Keep Men Happy From Patrice O'Neal

patrice o'neal teaches women how to keep men happy from patrice o'neal - Patrice O'Neal teaches young women everywhere how to keep a man happy.

Facebook Privacy: You're As Much To Blame For The Site's Privacy Woes As Mark Zuckerberg.

Mark Zuckerberg wants you to know that Facebook has reformed. In the latest installment of his recurring series of apologetic blog entries, Facebook’s founder says that while the social network has always tried to protect its users’ privacy, it has …

Stop Online Piracy Act: Can The Geek Lobby Stop Hollywood From Wrecking The Internet?

In a time of legislative gridlock, the Stop Online Piracy Act looked like a rare bipartisan breakthrough. The bill, known as SOPA, promised a brave new Internet—one cleansed of “rogue websites” that hawk pirated songs and movies as well as counterfe…

Does Marijuana Make You A More Dangerous Driver Than Alcohol?

Alcohol, and it’s not even close. It’s hard to directly compare alcohol and marijuana, because driving impairment depends on dosage and the two drugs tend to affect different skills. (Pot makes drivers worse at mindless tasks like staying in a lane,…

World's Largest Insect Found

Adventurer Mark Moffett (how great is that job title?) was out adventuring on Little Barrier Island in New Zealand when he found this guy. The giant, cricket-like insect was recently declared the world's biggest and is so large that it eats full-sized carrots.

Corgi Puppy Running Through A Park

This is the cutest video of a corgi puppy running through a park you will see all day.

Porcupine With Corn

Teddy Bear the porcupine loves corn on the cob, and wants it all for himself. He doesn’t mind to tell you about it, in his Ewok voice! -via I Have Seen the Whole of the Internet

Daily Outfit Idea: Remember Those Brogues Tracey Showed You This Morning? Here's How To Wear 'Em!

Remember those fab flat brogues that Tracey shared with all of you this morning? This next outfit idea will show you just how to wear 'em now and all winter long.

Interracial Couple Banned From Kentucky Church

In a move to "promote greater unity" among its body and the Pike County community it serves, a small Kentucky church voted to ban interracial couples from membership and from participating in certain worship activities, Kentucky.com reports. Though …

SETI And The Problems With Searching For Alien Life.

This is the first half of a two-part article on Earth's legacy and the search for extraterrestrial life. Read Part 2 here. In 2002, a professor at the University of Hertfordshire set out to determine the world’s funniest joke. With help from the Bri…

Kris Humphries -- I Was Kim Kardashian's Reality Show Pawn

Sources very close to Kris Humphries tell TMZ ... Kris is gunning for an annulment based on fraud because he feels "he was just slotted in the plot line of Kim Kardashian's latest headline and newest business venture." We're told Kris believes Kim …

Miranda Kerr News - Look Back At The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show All Stars (PHOTOS)

The Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show aired Tuesday on CBS, but it has more people talking, rather than drooling. The new crop of young models look quite thin, and blogs have been blowing up about how extreme it is in a few cases.

Fox Wants Oscar For Andy Serkis In Planet Of The Apes

I think most of us could already predict this was coming based on how furiously everyone was jacking each other off over motion-capture when Rise of the Planet of the Apes came out over the summer. Now it’s official: Fox is pushing hard for a Best S…

World AIDS Day 2011: The Best And Worst Celebrity Quotes About HIV/AIDS

Celebrities—they’re just like us! Many of them, like Lady Gaga and Cheyenne Jackson, want to make progress so that someday there will be a generation born without HIV/AIDS. Then there are the ignorant jerks like rapper Game, who perpetuate myths and…

Terry Richardson Gets Naked And Grabs His Junk With A Bunch Of Male Models During A Shoot; Has He Crossed The Line?

Here’s a photo from Diesel Mexico’s Twitter, posted last night, showing photographer Terry Richardson and a bunch of male models grabbing their junk. “Terry Richardson ( @Terry_World ) and his models wearing Diesel Underwear obviously!!!!!” the Twee…

Jennifer Lopez News - Jennifer Lopez & Casper Smart Seen Locking Lips (PHOTOS)

Not only did these two take a vacation to Hawaii over Thanksgiving and now (reportedly) Morocco, but Jennifer Lopez was seen smooching her rumored new beau Casper Smart in LA. J.Lo, 42, and Casper, 24, (who is a back up dancer for the “On the Floor”…

Howard Stern Says He Can't Believe CNN Allowed Prank Caller 'Captain Janks' To Get On Air

Howard Stern says he can’t believe that CNN allowed well-known Stern prank caller “Captain Janks” to get onto its air — again.

Rihanna Shoots "You Da One" Video (PHOTOS)

Rihanna is running, running on the set of her new video "You Da One." PHOTOS: OMG!

Troopers: Escape Pod Confessions

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Final Fantasy Type-0 Headed To The West

A western release for Final Fantasy Type-0 is looking increasingly likely with the latest evidence coming from an alleged leak of a book Square Enix is set to release in Japan this week. According to Siliconera, portions of the Final Fantasy Type…

Michele Bachmann: U.S. Embassy In Iran (Which Doesn't Exist) Would Be Closed Under My Watch

Michele Bachmann told supporters in Iowa on Wednesday of her lofty plans for American diplomacy, claiming that a Bachmann presidency would mean no U.S. embassy in Iran. Considering the recent hostility in the Iranian capital of Tehran against the Br…

Akira Casting Call Reveals New Details

Warner Brothers and Jaume Collet-Serra are still casting the Americanized, $90 million adaptation of Akira, and we have a synopsis of the plot which went out with a casting call. We already heard the new version would be set in “Neo-Manhattan” with…

Are Your Greetings Seasoned?

The latest viral buzz from neatorama.com

'The Sing-Off': From The Live Finale!

Folds also had the most thoughtful words to say about The Sing-Off finale. "The show is based on a kind of music that is not competitive. By nature, it's harmonious. But this is 2011, and people like to go into the coliseum and battle it out to the …

Harlan Ellison Drops His In Time Lawsuit After Actually Seeing The Movie

Threatening to tear a hole in the very fabric of the universe, then sue that hole for its resemblance to a hole featured in a Harlan Ellison story, legal brief fetishist and occasional scribbler Harlan Ellison has voluntarily withdrawn his lawsuit a…

Dating In Japan

The latest viral buzz from askmen.com

Twilight Fans Fake Engagements So They Can Try On Bella’s Replica Wedding Dress

It’s no surprise that wedding dress designer Alfred Angelo had an $800 replica of Kristen Stewart‘s gown in Breaking Dawn, Part 1 ready to hit the stores after the movie premiered. But the boutique is probably regretting their decision to stock the …

2012 Grammy Awards Nominations - FULL LIST // Current TV

We've got your nominations and it's happening live! http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2011/11/30/2012-grammy-awards-nominations-full-list-54th-annual/

Justin Bieber & Mariah Carey OFFICIAL VIDEO 'All I Want For Christmas' // Current TV

We're a TV network available on DirecTV, Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Dish Network, and more. Find us on your TV. While you are here you can watch videos from our TV shows, check our TV schedule, and participate in discussions with members of our c…

Daniel Craig Just Says What Everyone Is Thinking

In a recent interview with British GQ, which I guess is like regular GQ but with WORSE DENTAL WORK (Ricky Gervais wrote this post), actor Daniel Craig FINALLY broke his legendary silence about reality TV stars and the Kardashian family in particular…

'Sister Wives' Finale Recap: Christine Admits She's Been A B*tch To Robyn

But can you blame her? In this finale, perfect wife Robyn gives birth on air, Kody's teens freak out over ANOTHER baby and Janelle tries to hide that she's

Paulina Gretzky Shuts Down Her Twitter At Wayne's Behest

Last month, by way of one of the best photo galleries ever put together by man, we introduced you to Wayne Gretzky’s daughter Paulina. She’s gorgeous, and her only jobs or hobbies seem to be being gorgeous, taking pictures with an expensive camera,…

Talking To Karen Russell, Author Of 'Swamplandia!'

To open with a bit of an understatement, author Karen Russell has had a very good year. Her debut novel, Swamplandia!, has received widespread praise since its publication in February (including a spot on the just-announced New York Times list of th…

Sundance 2012 Competition Lineup: Sex, Alison Brie And Lizzy Caplan, Sex, Sex, John Hawkes, Sex

It’s almost time for the maintenance crews of Park City, Utah to begin wresting their boarded-up town out of the snow and readying it anew for a week of liquor company-sponsored parties and also movies sometimes: The Sundance Film Festival has annou…

40 Awesome Straight-Up Nerdy Christmas Ornaments

The latest viral buzz from gammasquad.uproxx.com

Victoria's Secret Fashion Show: Adriana Lima & Miranda Kerr Photos

The 2011 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show was as much about the performances as it was about Victoria's Secret's Angels showing off a new year's worth of lingerie. The annual fashion show, which was recorded earlier in the month but aired Tuesday nigh…

Zac Efron Bulked Up A Ton To Play An Iraqi War Vet In Nicholas Sparks’ The Lucky One

Do you recognize the voice and body in Nicholas Sparks‘ new movie The Lucky One? You might be surprised to learn that it’s High School Musical star Zac Efron, who put quite a bit of muscle on his scrawny dancer’s frame to play Iraqi war vet Logan Th…

Video: Breakdancer Kicking Girl Knockout

Watch in amazement as the whitest children's dance-off in history turns into a board-breaking demonstration, with a little girl's head as the board.

PS3's 4.0 Update Not As Significant As The Number Suggests

The latest (mandatory) system update for the PlayStation 3 is now available. The v4.00 update sounds like the sort of thing that should welcome in some major new features; instead, future Vita owners and PlayStation Plus subscribers are the main gro…

The Life Of The Party

Admit it, you’ve done exactly this at one party or another during your lifetime, haven’t you? From cartoonist Gemma Correll. Link -via reddit

Before They Were Angels: A Look At The Victoria’s Secret Models When They Had Braces And Bowl Cuts

The Victoria’s Secret fashion show is airing tonight (on CBS, 10/9C), and it’s always a spectacle of physical perfection. We don’t know if this will make you feel any better, but we dug up some pictures of some of the well-known Angels, and while–ye…

Barbara Walters’ Most Fascinating People 2011 Revealed

Barbara Walters has unveiled most of her 10 Most Fascinating People of 2011 list!

The Ethical Burrito: Chipotle Makes Fast-Food Nation Sustainable

The marketing campaign might actually have some positive externalities.  Setting aside the integrity chatter, a more parsimonious explanation for Chipotle’s success would be that it’s selling good burritos in a country where good burritos are widely…

"Girl Walk / All Day," Chapter One

The folks at "creative and collective" organization Wild Combination made an epic music video for the entirety of Girl Talk's All Day album, and it's being released in 12 parts, the first out today. There's a pop-and-locking Ryan Gosling-lookin'-ass…

EverQuest 2: Age Of Discovery Preview For PC From 1UP.com

Next week, December 6 specifically, EQII will be getting its 11th expansion: Age of Discovery. Among other things, this one adds a Beastlord class from the first EverQuest that players have been begging for pretty much since EQ2's release. As one mi…

6 Ways To Have Mindblowing Sex (Without Having Intercourse)

It’s important to remember, whether you’re in a committed relationship, or you’re casually involved with multiple people, all heterosexual sex does not have to lead to vaginal intercourse. There are many ways to have mind-blowing sex without putting…

Horse Meat Inspection Ban Lifted In The U.S.

TULSA, Okla. -- Horses could soon be butchered in the U.S. for human consumption after Congress quietly lifted a 5-year-old ban on funding horse meat inspections, and activists say slaughterhouses could be up and running in as little as a month. Sla…

Dinosaur Office: Computer Problems

Craig's friends help him with his computer. Rawr!

14 Love Lessons We Can Learn From Twilight

Loyal and romantic -- we can learn more from the Vampires in Twilight than just how to get by without sleep and sparkle in the sun --  they can also teach us a thing or two about relationships. Here are lessons -- both good and bad -- we can lea…

Jessica Simpson News - Pregnant Jessica Simpson Shows Off Growing Belly In Super Tight Dress (PHOTOS)

The first time mommy-to-be isn’t shy about showing off her assets, wearing a cleavage-baring, body hugging maxi dress that showed every inch of her growing baby bump.

All The Links - UGO.com

Looking back on 1986's The Legend Of Zelda from a modern perspective, it's amazing how hostile and uncompromising it was. For modern gamers used to somebody holding your hand throughout a game, being dropped into Hyrule for the first time can be dau…

How To Upgrade India's Social Enterprise Ecosystem

For that to happen, big businesses in India need to move toward viewing poor consumers as a market that needs long-term investment, not a charity. That will require more research, deeper investment, and an eye toward deep impact. Add a social enterp…

Intermission: Exploding Cocktails

Today's the big day: GOOD is hosting a launch party for our winter issue, The Next Big Thing! If you're in the Los Angeles area, we hope you'll join us. And to get you in the mood for some mid-week drinks, watch this video of exploding cocktails in …

Demi Moore Steps Out; Dines At Hollywood Restaurant

A curious news item appeared in Tuesday's New York Post: Demi Moore has "stepped out for the first time" since dropping the divorce bomb earlier this month. Whether this is actually the first time Moore has stepped out (where? outside?) is unclear, …

Carrier IQ: Researcher Trevor Eckhart Outs Creepy, Hidden App Installed On Smartphones (VIDEO)

A security researcher has posted a video detailing hidden software installed on smart phones that logs numerous details about users' activities. In a 17-minute video posted Monday on YouTube, Trevor Eckhart shows how the software – known as Carrier …

22 Hot Drugs Facing FDA Approval In 2012

Updated with three additional drug approval decision dates.

American Airlines Bankruptcy May Mean A Fare Sale Soon

American Airlines’ bankruptcy won’t have any impact on flight schedules and previous purchases for customers, and may actually be good for travelers, at least in the short-term.

Apple Chatter: New iPad, iPhone Soon?

iOS 5.1 was released to developers earlier this month, and there are some interesting key words in the source code that may allude to newer versions of the iPhone, iPad, and perhaps even a new version of the Apple TV.

Why You Should Apply For Jobs Right Now

Get your resume out there now, because it’s officially hiring season, whether most job hunters realize it or not.

Gift Ideas From Playboy

We teamed up with Playboy to make shopping for the woman in your life a lot more fun. 

Dating, It's Complicated: The Sweaty Road Trip

Have a plan? Stick with it. Watch "Dating, It's Complicated: The Sweaty Road Trip" and more funny videos on CollegeHumor

Jaslene Gonzalez Tweets The Sexy! (PHOTOS)

Jaslene Gonzalez just tweeted a sexy picture that made the entire staff at GlobalGrind melt into a pool of drool. PHOTOS: Jaslene Gonzalez's Sexiest Pictures Of All TimeThe super hot photo showed the 25-year-old America's Top Model winner fresh out …

Broke America To Live Off $2 Subway Sandwiches Now

Broke Americans are not only very broke but they're also very hungry, and the Subway "sandwich" chain is going to do its patriotic duty by filling people's maws with $2 six-inch meatball and cold-cut subs. "It's a magical price point," a consumer ps…

Gingerbread AT-AT

Lookit ‘em, boss! Great, big, fat sugary treats! Rachel Klemek of the Blackmarket Bakery made this gingerbread assault vehicle. Luke Skywalker is about to slice it open.

Kris Humphries: No Divorce To Kim Kardashian, Annulment Because She's A Fraud

TMZ has learned ... Kris Humphries just filed for an annulment against Kim Kardashian, on grounds Kim defrauded him into marrying her. Sources close to Kris tell TMZ ... Kris was not in on the alleged fraud, meaning he did not stage the marriage fo…

Arizona Gun Club Offers Santa Shoot // Current TV

Want to improve the caliber of your family’s Christmas card this year? How about having your picture taken with Santa Claus and your choice of machine guns?

Kirsten Dunst Covers ‘Lucky’ January 2012

Kirsten Dunst wears Miu Miu on the cover of Lucky magazine’s January 2012 issue, on newsstands Tuesday (December 6).

Kellan Lutz: Mohawk For Movember!

“Movember equals MoHawk month right, or was it Mustache? … Out with the old and in with the new, good bye dark hair it’s been fun,” the 26-year-old Twilight star wrote. (Movember is an event taking place in the month of November where men grow musta…

Tim And Eric's Best Skits - Tim And Eric

When Bob Odenkirk discovered Tim Heidecker and Eric Wareheim, he asked the two budding comedians what comedy scene they were a part of. Their answer: none. This wasn't a boast on their part—it was the absolute truth. The Philadelphia natives develop…

Top Eleven Dumb Songs To Sing To Cats

11. I wish cats were a little bit taller, I wish cats were a baller. 10. Two of cats. Two cats that beat as one. 9. Little cat Corvette. Gato, you've got to slow down. 8. I'm looking at that cat in the mirror. I'm asking cats to change their ways…

Jesse Eisenberg Sues Claiming 'Camp Hell' DVD Cover Overplays His Tiny Role

Jesse Eisenberg has filed a lawsuit against Lionsgate and Grindstone Entertainment for allegedly turning his less-than-five-minute cameo in the horror flick Camp Hell into an above-the-title star turn. The actor is using the Los Angeles Superior Cou…

Elvis Presley Estate Sued For $130 Million By King's 'Real Daughter'

A Swedish woman who for more than two decades has been trying to convince everyone that she's Elvis Presley's real daughter and that Lisa Marie Presley has stolen her identity, has filed a lawsuit against the Presley family claiming more than $130 m…

Gotham Awards 2011: 'Tree Of Life,' 'Beginners' Tie For Best Feature

UPDATED: "Beginners" also is named best ensemble, "Like Crazy's" Felicity Jones wins breakthrough actor, and "Pariah's" Dee Rees takes home the breakthrough director award.

Kelly Preston Signs On As Spokesperson Of Kirstie Alley's Organic Weight-Loss Program

The actress has lost 39 pounds since the birth of her son last year and credits close pal Kirstie Alley, who dropped 100 pounds last summer, with the dramatic transformation. In an interview with People, Preston touted the Organic Liaison weight-los…

Top 5 'HIMYM' Shocker Endings

HIMYM fans are still coming down off of last week’s shocker ending, and with a rerun airing tonight (last year’s thanksgiving episode in most areas) I thought this was the perfect opportunity to reflect upon HIMYM’s best surprise endings. Here are m…

'The Sing-Off': Afro-Blue After Their Exit!

The latest viral buzz from starpulse.com

Call Of Duty: Black Ops Zombies Announced; Releases Tomorrow

Black Ops Zombies iOS will initially launch with the "Kino der Toten" and "Dead Ops Arcade" levels -- the next Zombies map for free download will be "Ascension." Activision personnel commented that the publisher has learned its lesson on pricing -- …

Turkey And Deer Are Best Friends

More inter-species affection to thaw your cynical heart. Tinsel the turkey was thrown off a truck and rescued on the side of a highway in Britain. When he was brought to the Nuneaton and Warwickshire Wildlife Sanctuary, he instantly took a shine to a female deer by the name of Bramble. Now the two are inseparable, even sleeping together.

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