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December 23, 2011

5 Things That Shouldn't Exist In The Future Yet Still Show Up In Sci-Fi All The Time

Faster than light-speed space travel, time travel, virtual reality, totally rad flying skateboards -- incredible innovations are the name of the game in science

Christmas Dance Party USA: The Playlist

Here's a Christmas playlist for DANCING. In case you actually like to have fun on Christmas.

Michelle Obama 'Insisted On $4m Getaway To Hawaii When Her Husband Wanted Local Holiday'

First Lady Michelle Obama, 47, reportedly wanted the taxpayer-funded $4million trip when Barack Obama sought instead to make the short trip to Camp David in Maryland.

Zelda Is The First 3DS Ambassador NES Game To Be Sold On The eShop

In Japan even non-Ambassadors can now play the original Legend of Zelda on 3DS.

Encounters With Orphan Monkeys

First you'll say "Awwwwwwww". Then you'll say "That's horrible!". You know, unless you're dead inside.

If These Inanimate Holiday Things Could Talk

Have you ever wondered what that plate of cookies you left out for Santa is thinking? Well now we know. It's thinking "we're left out here like some kind of sacrifice to appease that fat god of presents?!"

Pee-wee Herman's Christmas Photos Tell The Story Of Chattering Teeth And Dinosaur

Pee-wee received two gifts from Reddit's secret santa and decided they needed to go on an adventure through LA. This is what happened. (All captions by Pee-wee.)

Adventures In Copyright: Rihanna’s ‘You Da One’ Video Is Remarkably Similar To Photographer Sølve Sundsbø’s Work

In October, the songstress settled out of court for an “undisclosed sum” with David LaChapelle over her S&M video, which allegedly cribbed directly from his work–and she faced another lawsuit from photographer Philipp Paulus over a scene in the same…

An Infographic Showing Every Significant Batman Suit

The history of the Batsuit, in infographic form.

Stunning Photo Of A Comet Photographed By An Astronaut

Daniel Burbank is the commander of the International Space Station, so he's seen some awe-inspiring things in space. But nothing, he said, was as amazing as this.

16 Other People Born On Christmas Day

These are the forgotten birthdays of that famous holiday. So don't forget to get these folks double presents.

Scary F**ked Up Christmas

A soon-to-be classic carol from Garfunkel and Oates. And that's Doug Benson as paranoid, high-as-shit Santa.

Man Pepper Sprayed To Death While In Police Custody

This happened more than a year ago, and to this day, no one has gone to jail or even been reprimanded. Nick Christie, a 62-year-old Ohio man visiting Florida, was arrested for drunk and disorderly conduct. While in custody, Christie was gagged, stripped naked and tied to a chair. A lawsuit against the Lee County Sheriff's Office alleged Christie was pepper sprayed 10 times over 48 hours, leading to his death. WARNING: Disturbing image.

"A Christmas Story" Performed By Hot Dogs

File this under "things we didn't know we wanted until we saw them." We have a very sophisticated filing system here at BuzzFeed.

A Very Derpy Christmas

Happy holidays, everypony. Time to bust out the egg nog and muffins.

The 15 Best Performances From The US "X Factor"

Last night Melanie Amaro was named the first winner of the American "X Factor." To celebrate her newly-won $5 million we've decided to put together and break down a list of the best performances from this season. Spoiler, she's not at the top of it.

A Tribute To People Who Work On Christmas

Thank you! Not everyone get the 25th of December off. But without these unsung heroes, how would the rest of us function today?

Mysterious Space Ball Crashes To Earth

More conspiracy fodder! This 13-pound, 43-inch metallic sphere crash landed in Namibia about a month ago, and speculation as to its origin ranges from alien technology to satellite innards. But mostly this post is an excuse to dredge up the trailer for "Spaceballs."

What Does Your Christmas Tree Look Like?

It's almost Christmas! And to help everyone get in the spirit, we want to put together a collection of everyone's Christmas trees. So take a picture and share it in the comments below.

The Guitar-Loving Golden Retriever

This video proves that dogs really do smile. It is actually acceptable for a dog to enjoy blues-fusion, but not for anyone else.

USA Vs. The World: Hot Female Athletes Edition

Everyone knows the best looking women in the world comes from the United States, right? We might have this guy on our side, but at least we have some major league hotties. Think about it...

Kwanzaa Food Porn

Ever wonder what African-Americans who celebrate Kwanzaa eat on Dec. 26th? It's mostly Southern-inspired food, incorporating lots of okra and bright shades of red and green.

This Cat Is Such A Jerk

You'd never see a dog push his buddy off of an attic ladder.

Santa Gets Roughed Up By The Cops

#OccupyNorthPole. Don't worry kids, we'll bail him out before tomorrow night.

The Rules Of Facebook: ‘Friends’ And ‘Unfriends’

Let’s face it, we all get “defriended” sometimes. But don’t despair: A new survey of Facebook users finds what they do and don’t look for in a “friend.”

What's For Dinner: 200-Plus Recipes

Easy Amish Beef Stew      Go ahead, spend more time making cookies and wrapping last-minute gifts -- dinner tonight can cook itself. This recipe for Amish beef stew simmers all day in the slow cooker for a hearty meal that soothes the holiday-fra…

War Horse Is A Great Movie If You Are 5-Year-old Girl -Gwar

The guys from Gwar don’t return my calls anymore after I borrowed their giant fake-jizz squirting paper maché dildo and didn’t give it back, but apparently NextMovie doesn’t have that problem, because they got Oderus Urungus and Balsac the Jaws of D…

It's A Wrap For Kim Kardashian!

From the demise of her 72-day marriage to being slammed by Peta, and most recently, being sued for slave labor involving her Kardashian Kollection in Sears, I think it's safe to say Kim Kardashian's spot in the limelight is surely dwindling.PHOTOS: …

109 Cats Celebrating Christmas

Christmas is a time of cats. OK, that's not strictly accurate, but here's a whole bunch of them acting like it is. Here's wishing a very Merry Christmas to you and to the cats in your life!

Watch 42 Minutes Of Gordon Ramsay Swearing At People

Here's a 42 minute collection of clips from the carnival of cruelty that is Hell's Kitchen in which shouty chef Gordon Ramsay just loses his shit over and over and over. Most of it is totally fucking uncensored, unlike when it was originally aired o…

TLC Hid The Suicide Of A Next Great Baker Contestant

Sgt. Wesley Durden, a paratrooper who was deployed to Iraq twice since 2007 and, coincidentally, also a contestant on TLC's Next Great Baker, died in late October of an apparent self-inflicted gunshot. So why is it news now? Because TLC didn't infor…

Teresa Giudice's Husband Joe Indicted On Fraud Charges

Life hasn't been easy for Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice or her husband Joe recently. Not only did the couple go through a pretty rough bankruptcy last year (they've since withdrawn the claim), Joe now faces up to 11.5 years in pr…

NYU Professor Fired For Giving James Franco A "D"?

Was an NYC professor fired for giving James Franco a "D"? Franco's "Directing the Actor II" teacher files a lawsuit claiming he got the ax for giving the actor a poor grade.

Baby With Two Heads Born In Brazil: Dicephalic Parapagus Twins Emanoel And Jesus

The baby boy was born by Caesarean at a hospital in Anajas, in Brazil's northern Para state, weighing 9.9lbs. The child's mother insisted she was delighted with her newborn.

UPDATED: Report: Kardashian Fashion Produced In Chinese Sweatshops With Child Labor

A number of factories connected to the Kardashians are being investigated by human-rights watchdog organizations, Star is reporting. “The Kardashians are in bed with some pretty bad people,” Charles Kernaghan, the executive director of the Institute…

Michael Pitt Is Prada’s New Face

Boardwalk Empire actor Michael Pitt is the face of Prada’s spring/summer 2012 menswear campaign. Shot by David Sims, the campaign features Pitt as a ’50s golden age of Hollywood icon. Per the press release, Pitt, in this campaign, “explores the lang…

People Are Still Lining Up For Uggs… But Why?

Apparently, this roped line-up has become somewhat of a holiday tradition in New York, and an extremely puzzling one at that. Not only have UGGS been deemed so totally beyond passe by every fashion person and his/her mother, but the shearling bootie…

The Struggle For The Occupy Wall Street Archives

The story of the Occupy Wall Street Archive starts with Jeremy Bold, so we might as well too. When Hollywood decides to cash in and make its OWS movie, central casting could do worse than work off a picture of Bold—he has a dark goatee and black pla…

Two Poems By Megan Amram

Red wine, the cure for common sobriety— dizzy tea, sweet like molten meat—is just as Jewish as any rite, any tight briar of Hebrew letter, any fetter of Israelite slave or Yid-friar. No one should build a pyramid with a hangover, I think it’s wr…

On Dasher, On Dancer, On Shouter, And Blintzen

The latest viral buzz from hairpin.com

Scandals Of Classic Hollywood: Cary Grant's Intimate Bromance

Here is the simple truth about Cary Grant: he was the best and most important actor of the last hundred years. He didn’t reinvent acting like Brando, he didn’t fatten himself up like Robert De Niro or starve himself like Christian Bale. He wasn’t bu…

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