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December 12, 2011

Metal Gear Rising Was Canceled Prior To Platinum's Involvement

Many fans are excited that Platinum Games, the developer of Bayonetta and MadWorld, is now officially the team behind Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance (the new name for Metal Gear Solid: Rising). Others are not quite so pleased. Whichever side of this…

Jingle Barks

Unlike cats, who hate Christmas, dogs love the holiday season. Happy holidays, y'all.

Russell Simmons Sticks It To Lowe's

Uncle Rush saves the day.

Mitt Romney Has An Awkward Encounter With A Gay Vietnam Veteran

Proving once again that Mitt Romney is awesome at retail politics. These are actual quotes and photos from an exchange in a Manchester diner between Romney and Bob Garon, a gay Vietnam vet who married his husband in New Hampshire.

7 Reasons The Lakers Will Not Win The NBA Title

Many thought last year's playoff bust was a temporary set-back, but things don't look good for The Lake Show. If they don't pull off a Dwight Howard deal, it might be time to panic.

Winona Ryder's Forever Sweater

Ten years ago today Winona Ryder stole several thousands of dollars worth of merchandise from the Beverly Hills Saks Fifth Avenue. I reacted to the news of the incident the way I react to most celebrity scandals—with unmitigated delight—and prepared…

"Community" Cast As Batman Villains

DeviantArt user Kinjamin has created this awesome illustration of your favorite Greendale students as members of The Dark Knight's Rogues Gallert. The Dean/Britta dynamic is pretty grand.

Michigan Football Team Addressing 'Alarming' Secondary Play, Preparing For Potent Virginia Tech Offense

Michigan football players have talked at length about how honored they are to play in a BCS bowl, particularly after the failure of the past three years.

John Elway: Broncos Rallying Around Tim Tebow

With another miracle comeback, the Broncos are the clear favorite to win the AFC West. Did their performance against the Bears make you believe even more? Or is this team fool's gold? Denver all the way: Just win, baby. Whatever it takes, this Bronc…

College Football Recruiting 2012: 5 Teams Putting Up A Wall Around Their State

In the world of college football recruiting, you hear each program talk about putting a "fence" around their territory, region or state...

Tiki Barber Puts Together New Career Package After Failed NFL Comeback

Former New York Giant Tiki Barber has got the fallback option to his failed NFL comeback attempt wrapped up, the New York Post reported Monday.

The Biggest Sports Jerks Of 2011

While this roller-coaster year in sports has been flooded with temporary lockouts, underdog postseason victories and gaudy free-agent contracts, it has still been subtly shadowed by a throng of self-entitled bozos...

Xavier And Cincinnati Basketball Players Brawl On Court

Xavier beat crosstown rival Cincinnati 76-53 in the game that featured a steady exchange of venomous words. Shoves between players sparked an all-out brawl. Kenny Frease, pictured, suffered a gash under his eye.

Baby Taekwondo Fight Is The Cutest, Most Intense Fight Ever

Watch in hilarious amazement as two babies, one red, one blue, go at it with full contact Taekwondo in front of a cheering (laughing) crowd. Blue's got a killer spinkick.

Nuclear Explosion One Millisecond After Detonation

This isn't your grandfather's mushroom cloud. Actually, it is. Taken in 1952, this eerie photo captures a nuclear explosion mid-birth.

The Ben From BuzzFeed Meme

Ben Smith is one of the top political reporters in the country, and as of January 1st, he'll be the Editor-in-Chief of BuzzFeed. What better way to welcome our new fearless leader than to do a round-up of the Internet's newest meme? Ladies and gentlemen, we give you "Ben From Buzzfeed."

Dow Slides 200 Points On Fears Of Eurozone Credit Downgrade

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Cats Hate Christmas

For this, you die in your sleep. Looks like The Grinch might have been some sort of mutated house cat.

Shit Girls Say - The Web Series

My secret favorite Twitter account is now a web series.

45 Photos Of Tim Tebow Getting Tackled

It clearly makes me a bad person, but Tebow help me...these pictures make me so happy. The Denver Broncos quarterback and lightning rod with a Christ complex sure does get creamed a lot.

Tim Tebow Ignores Bikini-Clad Girls

This is for those of you who have doubted Tebow's commitment to football and/or God. The man can't even go to the beach without thinking about his game or fighting for his virginity.

This Is What Happens If You Don't Have A Valid Train Ticket In Scotland // Current TV

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Man Publishes Obituary For His Still-living Mother To Get Paid Time Off // Current TV

A Pennsylvania man published an obituary for his still-living mother in an attempt to get paid bereavement time off from work, authorities say. Relatives

George Takei Declares War On "Twilight"

Why should "Star Wars" and "Star Trek" fans fight amongst themselves? Takei implores William Shatner and Carrie Fischer to put aside their differences for the greater good.

"Boardwalk Empire State Of Mind" A Rap Song From Agent Sebso

Agent Sebso (actor Erik Weiner) was at the center of one of the darkest scenes in the first season "Boardwalk Empire." But here he is having a decidedly more enjoyable time on the Boardwalk.

Taliban Recapture U.S. Soldier Bowe Bergdahl After 3 Days On The Run

Sergeant Bowe Bergdahl's daring escape failed when a manhunt was launched in Pakistan to find him, Taliban commanders said.

Dogs Sticking Their Heads Out Of Car Windows

In slow motion, no less. If this doesn't make you smile, we can't be friends.

"Game Of Thrones" Season 2 Trailer

Stannis Baratheon has arrived. That said, "The Cold Winds Are Rising" is no "Winter Is Coming."

"Men In Black 3" Gets A Trailer

And it's really good. I can't believe it, but I think we should be excited about this.

25 Dumbest Comments On Lowe's Facebook Page About "All-American Muslim"

You don't have to be Christian to be an American. That is all.

Miley And Trace Cyrus Collaborated On A T-Shirt

Man, that Billy Ray Cyrus sure has a way of keeping his kids in the family businesses. Miley Cyrus has a clothing line with Wal-Mart, youngest daughter Noah Cyrus was the face of a kids' lingerie line (no, seriously), and son Trace Cyrus has a colle…

The World's Largest Bucket Of Chicken

After a Kuwaiti team shockingly established a world record for the largest bucket of chicken in 2009, a team of valiant and patriotic Americans bested them with this 1,645-pound bucket. Our Founding Fathers, like General Washington and Colonel Sande…

Lea Michele Changed Her Last Name Because Of Bullying

Lea Michele explains that she changed her last name because of bullying.

Rachel Crow Is Voted Off 'The X Factor'

13 year old Rachel Crow is voted off The X Factor, season 1.

Embroidered Kanye West Tweets

Amy Sheridan sells lovely but subversive embroidered items in her Etsy shop, including Kanye West Tweets, preserved for all time in framed embroidery. Her entire existing inventory sold quickly, and Sheridan issued a message about ordering one.

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The Ultimate Hamburger

36 hours to make one. It's 'ultimate' in the 'final' sense of the word - after all the hassle of making it you'll really what a waste of your time it was so will never make another.

Godzilla Christmas Tree

Allegedly, this is a picture of a Godzilla-shaped Christmas tree that appeared in the Aqua City Odaiba shopping mall. Within minutes, it destroyed the mall. So, in retrospect, it was a really bad idea.

Obama Predicts US Unemployment Will Drop To Its Lowest Since He Came To The White House

More U.S. voters disapprove of Obama's performance as the country’s leader than approve it. It comes despite his prediction that unemployment will continue to drop.

Lynn Jones: Treated Like A Dog For Trying To Help A Dog // Current TV

Los Angeles Times... . Opinion L.A. Lynn Jones: Treated like a dog for trying to help a dog December 9, 2011 | 1:17 pm . The

Keanu Goes Full Gosling, Gives Up His Seat On The Subway

In a move that could only be described as “Goslingesque,” Keanu Reeves channeled the spirit of Baby Goose recently, vacating his seat on the subway to make way for a woman holding a bag — even though Keanu was holding a bag himself! It’s like he doe…

Put The "Punk" In Cyberpunk With 1UP's Deus Ex Webcomic Game From

We go hands on with Team Ninja's next fighting game and get our first glimpse of "fighting entertainment."

Tony Hawk Pro Skater HD Revives Parts Of The First Two Games In 2012

Retired professional skateboarder Tony Hawk teased earlier this week he would have a videogame-related announcement of some sort to make today. Ahead of what's sure to be the official reveal during the Spike TV Video Game Awards tonight, Hawk has re…

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