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December 27, 2011

Paris Hilton Shows Off A New Brunette Hairdo In Beverly Hills

She headed back to Los Angeles on Christmas Eve to spend the holidays with her family.

Andrew Garfield Is Anthony Perkins Reincarnated

New Spider-Man Andrew Garfield is the spitting image of screen great Anthony Perkins. Seriously. I have not seen a celebrity resemblance this uncanny since... ever.

Best Football Sign Of The Year

Spotted on national television at the Green Bay/Chicago game on Sunday night. That's Annie Wagner, and she is not fond of her (now ex) boyfriend. Hell hath no fury like a Packers fan scorned.

Speak Now Or Forever Hold Your Peace

Well this can't be a good omen for their marriage.

Report: Gruden Preparing To Return To Coaching In 2012

Earlier this year, Jon Gruden signed an “exclusive” five-year contract with ESPN, which was scheduled to commence in 2012.  And it’s so “exclusive” that Gruden may be gone before the first day of the new deal.

Kylie And Kendall Jenner To Design New Jewelry Line

Watch out, world! The youngest in the Jenner-Kardashian clan are making their big-business debut. Kylie and Kendall Jenner will be following in the footsteps of big sister Kim Kardashian when they start their new jewelry line for designer Pascal Mou…

Customer Service Email Turns Into Nightmarish Blunder For PR Company

One PR company demonstrates exactly how to not handle customer service.

Newt Gingrich's Bizarre Christmas Video

I often have thought that the problem with Christmas carols is that there isn't enough politicking in them. Well worry no more friends, because Newt Gingrich's New Hampshire staff has us covered. At one point they rhyme "has a plan for the economy," with "conservative alternative to Mitt Romney." You're welcome.

Blind Pug Guided By Seeing-Eye Pug

The pug leading the pug. Elly is blind and relies on her sighted buddy Franky to help her get around, either by resting her forelegs on his back or by nuzzling his side. They are rescue dogs from Wales and have reduced me to a puddle of goo.

Jennifer Hudson Rejected 'Precious' Role Because Of Weight Requirement

Jennifer Hudson admits she rejected 'Precious' role so she wouldn't have to gain weight.

A TV Critic Live-Tweets His First Viewing Of Rob Schneider's New Sitcom

Jace Lacob is a fantastic TV critic at The Daily Beast/Newsweek. Today he watched the pilot for Rob Schneider's new sitcom "¡Rob!" Thankfully for us, he live-tweeted it.

Kass: 15 Surprises For 2012

This commentary originally appeared at 7:00 a.m. EST on Dec. 27 on Real Money Pro -- for access to all of legendary hedge fund manager Doug Kass's strategies and commentaries, click here.

Best And Worst-Selling Glossy Cover Stars Revealed

In the magazine world, 2011 has come and gone (January 2012 issues are already out). Thus, WWD has issued their annual report on the year’s best and worst selling American covers–meaning, which celebrity faces, from Lady Gaga to Kim Kardashian, achi…

The Best Christmas Decorations Of The Year

This is what the lawn of a brilliant person looks like. We all stand in awe.

Justin Bieber Surprises Best Friend With Mustang For Christmas

True friendship may be its own gift, but Justin Bieber wanted to give his lifelong best friend Ryan Butler something with a little more horsepower -- a brand-new car for Christmas.

Peruvian Fight Club Looks Insane, Completely Drunk

This is how they ring in the New Year in the Andes, and it looks psychotically amazing. These are photos from the Takanakuy, an ancient tradition among certain Peruvian villages in which guys get drunk, wear masks and beat the hell out of each other to settle disputes. It's an airing of grievances all over your FACE.

Charlie Brown Converts To Islam, Tries To Blow Up His Friends

Denis Leary's "holiday" special is maybe the most confusing, messed up thing I've ever seen. Between this and Victoria Jackson, today has taken on a weirdly Islamophobic vibe.

Tortoise Has Horrible Depth Perception

Alternatively titled: "Drunk Tortoise."

The "Celebrity Voices That Sell You Things" Game

Do you recognize who is selling you products on TV? Then identify the owners of these golden voices.

Every Hit Song From 2011 In Five Minutes

The prolific DJ Earworm has done it again with his annual United States of Pop mash-up. Every song you've heard too many times in the last year in a party megamix! I'm already nostalgic.

The Flaming Lips Cover "I Am The Walrus"

And they do all the sound effects by mouth. This is one of those covers that just makes so much sense. A perfect marriage of band and song.

The Fresh Prince's Original Aunt Viv Slams Will Smith

Will? An egomaniac? I can't imagine how anyone would get that idea. I mean in my family the 4th of July has always been known as "Big Willie Weekend." I prefer not to talk about why.

Victoria Jackson's Islamic Conspiracy Theories

Former SNL cast-member, Victoria Jackson, has inside information on how Islam will rise up and conquer this nation. I can't believe I didn't see it before.

Nintendo Direct Recap: Fire Emblem Dated In Japan

There wasn't much of interest for gamers outside of Japan.

'Seinfeld's' Festivus Turns 14

NEW YORK, Dec. 24 (UPI) -- After 14 years, Festivus, a "holiday for the rest of us" born on the 1990s sitcom "Seinfeld," is still being celebrated in homes across the United States.

Heartbreaking Videos A Teenager Made The Week Before He Died

Ben Breedlove had to fight a life-threatening heart condition all his life. He finally lost that fight on Christmas night, but not before he recorded these two beautiful videos telling the stories of his near-death experiences and talking about his thoughts on death. (Thanks to Jessica for sharing his story with us.)

Fatal Stabbing On Oxford Street At Boxing Day Sales

Bargain hunters looked on in horror as the 18-year-old was stabbed in a branch of Foot Locker on Oxford Street in central London.

Nintendo's First DLC To Be For Fire Emblem 3DS

Nintendo is just months away from releasing its first premium downloadable content.

Taylor Lautner Gay People Magazine

A People Magazine cover reading "Taylor Lautner: Out & Proud" got tongues wagging when it surfaced on the web this evening ... but it turns out the cover is a fake!

Fashion News Roundup: Kate Middleton Wore Plum On Christmas, Louis Vuitton Is Suing The Hangover 2, And Nina Garcia Takes A Post At Moda Operandi

Kate Middleton’s Plum and Wine Christmas Ensemble: The Duchess was a sugar plum (in the best possible way) personified on Christmas morning as she attended church services with the royal family. {Mirror UK} Burberry Has 10 Million Facebook Fans and …

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