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December 21, 2011

"Avatar: The Last Airbender" Story Continues

The only real question is will Aang and Katara finally hook up? We got our hands on the first six pages of the graphic novel from Dark Horse Comics that continues the story of the Avatar. Defeating the Fire Nation Lord doesn't mean evil is wiped off the face of the Earth. This should keep us happy until "The Legend Of Korra" premieres.

Chinchilla Tricks

Today I learned you can train chinchillas with adorable results.

The Olive Garden Has No Choice But To Overcook Pasta

The restaurant chain Olive Garden offers genuine Italian cuisine in an authentic Tuscan environment that only Darden Restaurants, Inc., a multi-brand restaurant operator headquartered in Florida, could provide. And today the Wall Street Journal pull…

LEGO For Girls Backlash Has Begun

Oh LEGO, you made a rookie mistake. The plastic building blocks are for everyone. It's only your marketing people that think girls need their own "pretty" version.

Julianne Moore As Sarah Palin In HBO's "Game Change"

The HBO movie adaptation of John Heilemann and Mark Halperin's best-selling book "Game Change" got its first trailer today. In it we get glimpses of Woody Harrelson as Steve Schmidt, Ed Harris as John McCain, and Julianne Moore as Sarah Palin.

Best Workout And Exercise DVDs For Weight Loss, Fitness, And Getting In Shape

You need: 10 Minute Solution: Best Belly Blasters What it’s like: Bored with the same old crunches? Then try 10 Minute Solution’s Best Belly Blasters DVD. A compilation of previously released workouts, this 60-minute DVD offers a variety of instr…

Mark Sanchez Is Rumored To Be Dating Kate Upton

The New York Post is reporting that New York Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez has been paying late night visits to model Kate Upton's apartment.

The 30 Craziest Facebook Stories Of 2011

A bunch of people did some really dumb things on Facebook this year. Here's a recap of some of these finer moments.

"Mission Impossible": I Don't Understand How Tall Everyone Is

Paula Patton is 5'4" (allegedly). Jeremy Renner is allegedly 5'10" but last time I lit his cigarette I had to bend down. (That's what... she said?) Tom Cruise is tall enough to kick this dude in the collarbone, though not without pants-strain. J…

The 2011 National Geographic Photo Contest Winners

The famed magazine announced their annual photo contest's winners today. The hopefuls were split into three categories. Here are the photos that stood out above the rest.

Bill Murray Shredded The "Ghostbusters 3" Script

And sent it back to Dan Aykroyd and Harold Ramis with the following note...

Navy Chooses Two Women To Share Traditional First Kiss

Petty officer Marissa Gaeta was chosen to share a first kiss with her girlfriend, also a petty officer in the Navy, on the docks after returning home. The Navy is publicly recognizing the repeal of "Don't Ask, Don't Tell." Two responses: "Awww" and "Hot!!!"

'Teen Mom' Amber Portwood Arrested Again

It sounds like Amber Portwood won't be going home for the holidays. The troubled star of MTV's 'Teen Mom' was arrested in central Indiana Monday after a judge issued a warrant for her arrest for violating the terms of her probation on felony domesti…

Skyrim Theme Makes For Epic Christmas Light Display

And the award for best use of music in a Christmas lights display goes to...

Real Shit Girls Say

After the success of "Shit Girls Say" (both the web series and Twitter account) comic and writer Rose Surnow created a female response. These are the best of the early "Real Shit Girls Say" tweets.

NewtGingrich.com Shows The Politician's Most Embarrassing Moments

If you attempted to visit NewtGingrich.com today, you might have expected to find the Presidential candidate's home page. But it turns out Gingrich never registered that domain (he has Newt.org), so going to it redirects you to one of a number of sites that bring up the lowlights of the politician's career. We put together a video to demonstrate the clever attack.

The Baby With Two Heads

Meet Emanoel and Jesus, conjoined twins recently born in Brazil that share the same body. They have individual heads, brains and spines, but since they otherwise use a single set of organs, they cannot be separated. Both mother and twins are doing fine and should be released from the hospital soon.

A Baby Koala Bear

Because you deserve it. This is a 7-month-old baby koala that just climbed out of her mother's pouch in Germany. Ich bin ein bearliner! (Traurig.)

Let’s Take A Good Long Look At Kobe Bryant’s Alleged Mistress, Jessica Burciaga

As we learned the other day, Los Angeles Lakers star Kobe Bryant and his wife, Vanessa, gave their two young daughters the greatest gift of them all

My Drunk Kitchen's Christmas Special

One of the Internet's funniest drunk people, Hannah Hart, is building a gingerbread house in this very special holiday edition of "My Drunk Kitchen." Watch and learn that peaches plus alcohol equals a cocktail.

12 Things That You Get For Buying An Ownership Stake In The Mets

If you spend $20 million to buy a minority ownership stake in the New York Mets, you would probably expect some awesome perks. You would be mostly disappointed.

"The Hunger Games" Nail Polish Advertisement

Oh my God, Effie Trinket is fierce! No one with eyelashes that amazing can be a bad person.

Newt Gingrich Called Very Bad Name By Voter In Iowa

And it was directly to his face. That's Tom Sorensen of Iowa City, and he is not fond of the former Speaker. If you must know, the insult rhymes with "fucking asshole."

59-Year-Old Woman Wins A Truck With Long Distance Hockey Shot

Brenda Hewlett had never played hockey before, but that didn't stop her from dialing long distance on this miracle shot. She won a 2012 Ford F-150 for her trouble.

Wham!'s "Last Christmas" Is The Most Horrible Holiday Song Ever Made

Christmas songs are designed to be catchy, annoying and vaguely reminiscent of winter. The most successful are horrible holiday earworms, such as "Wonderful Christmastime" and "Heat Miser/Snow Miser." But one song is so overplayed and over-covered a…

Sib-Bum Rivalry: British Paper Deems Kate Middleton’s Rear A Worthy Rival To Pippa’s

There are so many things to focus on when looking at an image of Kate Middleton–her style, her eyeliner, whether or not she looks a teeny bit pregnant. But the Telegraph caught a view of the Duchess that we rarely get to see, and indeed, have never …

Eva Hoeke Resigns As Editor-In-Chief Of Jackie Magazine In Wake Of Rihanna Scandal, Blames America For Her Use Of The N-Word

Eva Hoeke, Editor-in-Chief of Jackie magazine, has resigned today over the backlash caused by a feature in their December issue labeling pop singer Rihanna as the “ultimate n***ab*tch.” Parlour magazine, who originally published the story, got hol…

Top 25 Youngsters Who Could Be The Next Mario Goetze

Most clubs in the world invest quite a lot in their own youth set-up and academy for one reason: it helps when a youth player is groomed for the first team and can integrate smoothly. There is a need to have big squads in modern-day club football be…

Jessica Burciaga: Pics Of Kobe Bryant's Alleged Mistress

You knew something like this was coming. We've been down this avenue more than enough times to be familiar with the route. There's always another girl, and the searching and rumor mongering beings immediately after the divorce is announced.

F104 Starfighter Stolen From Deelan Air Base Museum In The Netherlands

DEELEN, Netherlands, Dec. 20 (UPI) -- Thieves stole a U.S. F104 Starfighter from a Dutch museum during the weekend, museum officials said Monday.

The Year In Middletons: The Best Pippa And Kate Moments From 2011

What with the whole marrying a prince and shooting to international fame thing, I think it’s safe to say that 2011 was a pretty damn good year to be a Middleton. But besides the obvious (fairy-tale wedding, designers vying to dress them, etc), Kate …

American Psycho In 2011: A Photo Gallery

Last week it was announced that Lionsgate had found a director and writer for a remake of American Psycho. While most people cried foul and came out

Aisha Khan, 19-Year-Old College Student

Aisha Khan, 19-year-old college student at Johnston Community College in Overland Park, Kansas has gone missing. If you know anything, contact the TIPS hotline, at 816 474-TIPS. Check out the details...

FedEx Guy Caught Throwing Computer Monitor Over Fence In YouTube Video

'Here is a video of my monitor being "delivered",' a YouTube user wrote to describe surveillance footage taken outside a gated residence.

Kate Middleton Shines At Sun Military Awards In Strapless Velvet Dress And Diamonds

The Duchess of Cambridge was the belle of the ball in a strapless black velvet dress as she walked the red carpet with her husband Prince William, who looked dapper in black tie.

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