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December 13, 2011

15 Facebook Comments Everyone At Lowe's Should Read

Lowe's and everyone thanking on them on their Facebook page for pulling their advertising from "All-American Muslim" need to read this post. Learn something.

Vermont Man's Pearl Jam Guitar Stolen

BURLINGTON, Vt., Dec. 11 (UPI) -- A Vermont man says whoever stole a guitar autographed by the members of Pearl Jam took a cherished memento of his late brother.

Greatest Freudian Slip Ever

Congratulations to the Denver 9 News team - both to their physical endowments and their flawless delivery of an instant classic. Pulitzer-worthy reporting here, if you ask me.

"Julie & Julia" And "The Iron Lady" Mashup

You probably didn't think that you wanted it, but please, you definitely did. In "The Iron Chef" (alternatively titled, "Margaret & Julia"), watch as Meryl Streep's Julia Child and Margaret Thatcher curiously fit together so well.

3DS Circle Pad Pro Is A GameStop Exclusive In The U.S.

Not entirely unlike Xenoblade Chronicles for Wii (which will also be sold through, Nintendo plans to offer the 3DS Circle Pad Pro exclusively through GameStop in the United States. Following rumors of a peripheral that would add a s…

Tea Party Group Accused Of Racism For Comparing President Obama To A Skunk

This image was posted on the website of the Patriot Freedom Alliance of Hutchinson, Kansas and was swiftly condemned by the NAACP. As a Kansan, my heart is bursting with pride. Oh. Wait. That's not pride. It's a myocardial infarction.

Exclusive Look! Mass Effect 3 Character Design

The gang's all here and ready to kick some Reaper ass. As Bioware ramps up for the release of the game, our friends over at Dark Horse gave us a sneak peek at the Art of Mass Effect.

Louis CK's Reddit Thread Gets The Taiwanese Animation Treatment

Just when I thought Taiwanese animation couldn't get any weirder they depict an Ask Me Anything thread as Louie peeing on commenters. Thanks Taiwan!

Skip Bayless And The 25 Most Annoying People In Sports Media

The sports media is stocked with annoying personalities who seem hellbent on ruining sports for the rest of us, and most of them have forgotten why most people love sports. That, or they just don't care.

Fastest Time To Level A Human Rogue From Level 1 To Level 2 In "World Of Warcraft"

Sean Fulmer leveled a Human Rogue in World of Warcraft from Level 1 to Level 2 in one minute, 19 seconds. The feat was accomplished with no mods or add-ons to assist the player.

Brian Williams Interviews Marcel The Shell With Shoes On

NBC's new news program, "Rock Center," is clearly all about hard hitting news. Here's our favorite newsman chatting up our favorite shell with shoes on his parents.

Apple Mulling Biggest Deal Since Jobs' 1996 Return

The Cupertino, Calif., -based company now run by chief executive Tim Cook has only cut seventeen deals in its history totaling less than $5 billion, according to data compiled by Bloomberg. Currently, Apple sits on $81.6 billion in cash and short te…

Rick Santorum Is Clueless

Mr. Santorum that is not a sign that you should ever pose with. Ever.

The 45 Best Mugshots Of 2011

What a year for crime! Congratulations to everyone that made this year's list!

Bil Keane Bar Graffiti Is Funnier Than Any "Family Circus"

Drawn by "The Family Circus" cartoonist himself on the wall of the Overlook Bar in Manhattan. I think Billy's daddy has had too many "shmartinis" and may need a "shmintervention." *wink*

The "New Years Eve" Poster Speaks

CollegeHumor brings the poster of your least favorite holiday movie to life. Who doesn't like Bon Jovi jokes?

Parents Give Their Kids Terrible Presents

These kids will grow up to kill their parents. And how can we blame them?

Anthony Peake, Near Death Experience : Express, UK // Current TV

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The Phillie Phanatic Heads Home To The Galapagos Islands

Check out's great photo gallery of the Philadelphia Phillies mascot and his trip home to the Galapagos Islands.

Rome To Repave Cobblestone Streets Because Of High Heels

I'm sure this won't be controversial.

Confused Corgi Puppies Will Melt Your Heart

STOP. Watch as this utterly adorable trio of corgi puppies attempts to decipher "animal" sounds their owner makes. I dare you not to "awwwww" repeatedly.

Sandra Bullock: I'm Giving Baby Louis A "Ridiculous" Christmas

Sandra Bullock says she's going to give her new son Louis a ridiculous, lavish Christmas

"G.I. Joe: Retaliation" Trailer

Surprisingly enough, after the widely reviled first film, it looks quite watchable! It helps that they seem to kill off Channing Tatum and replace him with The Rock. Also, Marlon Wayans has been replaced by Bruce Willis and mountain ninjas.

The Sloths Are Coming

Very, very slowly. I can't even begin to convey how cute these baby sloths are.

SNL Cast Members Recreate A Robyn Music Video At 4:30 AM

The infamous SNL "writing night" would be enough to make anybody stir crazy. So we shouldn't be too surprised by Taran Killam's powerhouse re-creation of Robyn's "Call Your Girlfriend" (with the assistance of Vanessa Bayer, Abby Elliott, Bobby Moynihan, and Sarah Schneider).

Corgi Breakin The Law

What a total BAMF.

Russian Protesters Distracted By 'UFO' During Moscow Demo Against Vladimir Putin

Amateur footage in the Russian capital at the weekend caught the 'sighting' of the flying object in the sky, which drew bemused looks from onlookers who were meant to be protesting.

Member Of The Westboro Baptist Church Cluelessly Protesting With A Glee Shirt On

According to the person who took this picture, "She (the girl wearing the shirt) told us she didn't know anything about the shirt, but that her sister gave it to her when they headed out this morning." Haha, moron.

The Poorest Counties In America

Poverty rates have been on the rise nationwide, but it’s nothing compared to the poverty rates in certain counties where as much as half of the population lives below the poverty line.

"All-American Muslim" Sold Out! Rush Card Buys Out Inventory (DETAILS)

In wake of the recent controversy involving home improvement giant Lowe's pulling their advertisements from TLC's reality show, All-American Muslim, our boss man, Russell Simmons and his Rush Card have bought out the remaining ad spots for the show.…

Muslim Cleric Warns 'Cucumbers Too Sexy For Women' And Bans 'Penis-Shaped' Foods

An Islamic cleric living in Europe has said that women should not be close to bananas or cucumbers, in order to avoid any 'sexual thoughts'.

Aonuma Expects Future Zelda Games To Use Skyward Sword-Style Motion Controls

A return to controls based around buttons has been deemed unlikely.

Sneak Peek: Kendall Jenner’s ‘Sexy’ Shoot For Lovecat (With Cute Cartoons!)

From the magazine that brought you Andrej Pejic as Marilyn Monroe comes another surprise shoot and interview with Kardashian-for-all-intents-and-purposes Kendall Jenner. We got our hands on a sneak peek at the recently-turned 16-year-old’s “sexy” sh…

The 40 Most Buzz-Worthy NFL Cheerleaders Of 2011

Cheerleaders, past and present, are always making news; there's something about these lovely ladies, aside from the sexy outfits, that people cannot get enough of.

Un-Edited Photo Of Lindsay Lohan From Playboy Shoot (PHOTOS)

In the un-edited photo, Lindsay is pictured behind the scenes at the shoot in a white silk robe, with a cigarette at hand. The Playboy photos that put the internet into a frenzy feature a nude LiLo channeling the late Marilyn Monroe for the gentlema…

Meryl Streep Lands Her First American Vogue Cover

Meryl Streep, who is starring in the new Margaret Thatcher biopic The Iron Lady, covers the January 2012 issue of Vogue. Streep, who of course played the thinly-veiled Anna Wintour character in The Devil Wears Prada, was featured on the cover of Vog…

James Franco Reviews Breaking Dawn, The Descendants For The Paris Review

One of the perks of being a famous actor AND having a number of fancy graduate degrees is that you get to write essays about movies for the Paris Review (named for a city Franco himself once dicknosed!). James Franco recently took on Twilight: Break…

Tales Of The Abyss Preview For Nintendo 3DS From

It?s therefore fortunate that Namco Bandai decided to revisit Tales of the Abyss on Nintendo?s young handheld; fortunate because it will give Abyss a second chance to impress players in the U.S. -- it was definitely well-received in Japan, where it …

Modern Warfare 3 Reaches $1 Billion In Sales Faster Than Avatar

Even before it sold 6.5 million units on its first day in the United States and United Kingdom, it was clear that Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 3 was going to sell tremendously well. With Battlefield 3 presenting it with competition it hasn't faced i…

Best Dressed 2011: The 20 Most Stylish Ladies Of The Year

Believe it or not, we are already nearing the end of 2011. So, before we prepare to embark on what will surely be a very stylish 2012, we decided to take a look back at some of 2011′s most stylish people and moments. It wasn’t easy picking just 20,…

Newly-Discovered Species Of Frog Sings Like A Bird // Current TV

mongabay... . New species of frog sings like a bird Jeremy Hance December 12, 2011 . If you're trudging through the

Taylor Swift Cutest Twitter Pictures

Taylor Swift takes a break from touring to introduce her new friend, Meredith, to her fans. The singer twittered this photo, with the cute caption "Cat lady," on Nov. 3.

2012 NFL Mock Draft: Complete First-Round Mock

This updated version of my 2012 NFL Mock Draft features several major changes. Most notably is the rise of Alabama's Trent Richardson. Until this point, I had Richardson coming off the board in the middle of the first round. He has jumped into the T…

Mitt Romney's Unfortunate Q&A With A Gay Vietnam Vet

At a recent campaign stop in New Hampshire, Mitt Romney slid into a diner booth with a man wearing a Vietnam Veteran hat for a quick stop n'chat, because vets are like catnip to politicians.

Netflix Spikes On Verizon Takeover Chatter (Update 2)

(Updated with additional background and stock price.)

Correlation Does Not Equal Causation

Fantastic. I've studied Research Methodology, and I hated how some academics jumped to conclusions just because there was correlation; or even worse, ignored or inflated some variables to get the necessary correlation so they can call it causation.

A Christmas Tree For The IT Department

Here’s an inspired idea for all of you DIYers with tons of useless RAM sitting around, a Christmas tree made of RAM chips that would make the ultimate geek gift. And really, what else are you going to do with all that 128mb RAM you have squirreled a…

The Definition Of "So Ugly It's Cute"

Meet the newest critter at Perth’s Zoo, a baby echidna. It’s even known by an adorable/ugly name, as echidna babies are called “puggles.” There are even more pictures over at the link.

X Factor Winner 2011: Little Mix Make History As First Group To Win

Jesy Nelson, Perrie Edwards, Leigh-Anne Pinnock and Jade Thirlwall beat fellow finalist Marcus Collins at the final hurdle to take home the crown after a series of stunning performances on the final show.

Dennis Kucinich: Protect Our Food Supply From Manufactured Crises // Current TV

Congressman Dennis Kucinich (D-OH) today announced commonsense legislation that would prohibit open-air cultivation of Genetically Engineered (GE)

Jessica Simpson Is Weight Watchers' Latest Celebrity // Current TV

Details at the link.

PHOTOS: SNL’s Abby Elliott Strips Down For Maxim // Current TV

She's funny AND sexy! See the shoot at the link below!

NEW! ‘The Dark Knight Rises’ ONE SHEET Poster Is HERE! // Current TV

See the full, badass poster at the link below...

First Trailer For 'Men In Black III' // Current TV

Video at the link!

SNL Digital Short Best Friends Feat. Matt Damon And Val Kilmer // Current TV

This had to be one of the funniest skits on SNL. Matt Damon really needs to host the show soon! Video at the link.

Daniel Craig Admits Quantum Of Solace Sucked

Looks like you can add Daniel Craig to the list of people who thought Quantum of Solace sucked, meaning he must’ve seen it.

How College Girls Talk

I can't listen to the clip, but all I know is that sometimes it annoys me when people/studies talk about the "annoying" ways girls talk, because I think it's cool the way language evolves, particularly in the changing ways girls use it to talk to ea…

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