December 15, 2011
They can only lead to terror. This video is proof.
Rapper Freddie Gibbs found this note in his luggage after he "smuggled" marijuana onto a plane. TSA, you're not so bad sometimes.
This is funny and cute and festive and futive. I mean, she's dancing with an oxygen machine that's resting on her walker. C'mon! Recorded at the Super Target in Lawrence, Kansas. Rock Chalk Jayhawk!
They’re back! In this episode, the ladies get together for a "Stankee Swap."
My day is instantly better.
Students were blindfolded at a pep rally and then got to make out with someone. But those fools didn't realize they were making out with their parents (who by the way aren't blindfolded and totally complicit in all of this)! Man this Minnesota high school totally burned them (and all of our retinas).
Cats. They are why we do what we do -- why we continue to persevere in the face of a fearful present and an uncertain future. But they are so much more than just the unheralded inspiration for our greatest accomplishments -- for instance, they are also furry and they roll around on the floor a lot. Let's take a look back at the most important ones from this year.
Wait for the "oh mom!"
This is Daniel, the 26-toed cat, and he has used his super power for good. After the rent had been doubled at their existing location, Daniel became the poster child for a fundraising effort to save the Milwaukee animal shelter which had saved him. Soliciting $26 donations--one for each toe--Daniel quickly raised $125,000, enough to buy a new shelter.
This is too adorable for words. (Thanks Mara!)
The pitched battle to host Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate just got for super reals. Your move, Nat Geo Wild.
Well done SNL. Well done.
Try not to punch your computer screen. It'll be hard, but just try.
Now if he can snag the coveted Dragon Ball Z endorsement, this nomination is locked up. From a 1995 ABC News broadcast.
With cuteness, obviously. I can barely deal with Maru's usual level of cuteness, but multiplied by three? God help us all.
I would trust him with my portfolio. Of crayon drawings.