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December 15, 2011

Duggars Shares Photos Of Miscarried Baby Jubilee At Memorial Service

Devout Christian reality stars Jim Bob and Michelle Duggar hosted a memorial service Wednesday in tribute to the baby they lost in a second-trimester miscarriage last week. Named Jubilee Shalom Duggar, the baby would have been the couple's 20th chil…

Country Star Rodney Atkins Arrested For Domestic Violence

Country singer Rodney Atkins has filed for divorce from his wife of more than a decade, Tammy Jo Atkins. But what's even sadder are the events leading up to the divorce: Tammy claims that Rodney tried to smother her with a pillow, then attacked her …

Watch The Skyrim Amazing Race This Friday Afternoon

Experience the thrill of a knuckle-biting two-man race to traverse the whole of Skyrim!

Why Guessing Games Between Couples Are Dangerous

They can only lead to terror. This video is proof.

TSA Finds Marijuana, Lets The Person Keep It, And Leaves A Little Note

Rapper Freddie Gibbs found this note in his luggage after he "smuggled" marijuana onto a plane. TSA, you're not so bad sometimes.

The Best Of Condescending Literary Pun Dog

Why didn't he eat your old pizza off the counter? Because he's waiting for good-dough. The Condescending Literary Pun Dog is the Chemistry Cat for liberal arts majors.

Senior Citizen Flash Mob At Target Will Make Your Face Hurt From Smiling

This is funny and cute and festive and futive. I mean, she's dancing with an oxygen machine that's resting on her walker. C'mon! Recorded at the Super Target in Lawrence, Kansas. Rock Chalk Jayhawk!

Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter Gets A Poster

Plus it stars Benjamin Walker who was already awesome as Andrew Jackson. By the time he's done he'll have played at least seven presidents. (You should see his Millard Fillmore.)

ORPHANED BABY ELEPHANT WEARING A RAINCOAT

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Louis CK's Letters Regarding His Latest Special

This guy is just the best. Go buy his special. It's $5 and it's hilarious.

The Real Housewives Of South Boston - Christmas Special

They’re back! In this episode, the ladies get together for a "Stankee Swap."

Awesome "Rugrats" Theme Song Cover

My day is instantly better.

Melissa Gilbert Tells Sister Sara: I Always Knew You Were Gay

Call it sisterly intuition. Melissa Gilbert told Sara Gilbert and her colleagues on The Talk (CBS, weekdays, 2 p.m. ET) that she always knew her younger sister was gay.

School-Sanctioned "Prank" Encourages Incest

Students were blindfolded at a pep rally and then got to make out with someone. But those fools didn't realize they were making out with their parents (who by the way aren't blindfolded and totally complicit in all of this)! Man this Minnesota high school totally burned them (and all of our retinas).

The 30 Most Important Cats Of 2011

Cats. They are why we do what we do -- why we continue to persevere in the face of a fearful present and an uncertain future. But they are so much more than just the unheralded inspiration for our greatest accomplishments -- for instance, they are also furry and they roll around on the floor a lot. Let's take a look back at the most important ones from this year.

52-Year Old Man Punches Eighth Grader In Face For Losing At Basketball

By way of Prep Rally and numerous local news anchors who seriously cannot believe this shit, a 52-year old Eagan, Minnesota, man was arrested and charged with fifth-degree domestic assault for responding to a a youth basketball tournament loss by gr…

Wonderful World Of Disney Steampunk

In an alternate universe, animation is powered by steam and unicorns. And somehow Mecanique Fairy has tapped into this world with her beautiful fan art.

Cat With 26 Toes Saves Animal Shelter

This is Daniel, the 26-toed cat, and he has used his super power for good. After the rent had been doubled at their existing location, Daniel became the poster child for a fundraising effort to save the Milwaukee animal shelter which had saved him. Soliciting $26 donations--one for each toe--Daniel quickly raised $125,000, enough to buy a new shelter.

Celebrity Couples Who Dress Alike

Ever since Jennifer Aniston began dating her Wanderlust costar Justin Theroux in May, she's been dressing a little more like a New York hipster and a little less like a Hollywood glamour girl. On Sept. 20, the couple stepped out in the Big Apple wea…

Gay Fathers Are Told They're Going To Be Grandpas

This is too adorable for words. (Thanks Mara!)

Barbara Walters Names Steve Jobs Most Fascinating Person 2011

Barbara Walters' ABC television special The Most Fascinating People of 2011 included some predictable newsworthy profiles, incluing the Kardashians, Simon Cowell, Katy Perry and Derek Jeter. But the most surprising entry was the person who earned th…

Animal Planet Will Change Their Name To Colbert Planet

The pitched battle to host Stephen Colbert's South Carolina Serious Classy Republican Debate just got for super reals. Your move, Nat Geo Wild.

The Jerry Sandusky Legal Team's Absurd Explanation For Showering With Children

Try not to punch your computer screen. It'll be hard, but just try.

Yo Yo Ma On The Bathroom Floor With A Wombat

This headline sounds like the solution to the weirdest game of Clue ever. Also, I just feel like David Lynch had to be involved with this photo's creation. Just had to. (via @PeterSagal on Twitter)

Newt Gingrich Meets The Power Rangers

Now if he can snag the coveted Dragon Ball Z endorsement, this nomination is locked up. From a 1995 ABC News broadcast.

Triple Maru May Kill You

With cuteness, obviously. I can barely deal with Maru's usual level of cuteness, but multiplied by three? God help us all.

The Financial Advisor Kid Meme

I would trust him with my portfolio. Of crayon drawings.

The 7 Weirdest Christmas T.V. Episodes And Specials

We all know and love Christmas specials like “Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer” and “Santa Claus is Comin’ to Town” and Christmas episodes of our favorite sitcoms that make us feel all warm and gooey inside. But what about the Christmas specials and e…

The Key To A Good Marriage

The latest viral buzz from askmen.com

The 15 Most Stylish Music Videos Of 2011

Everywhere we turned, musical muses were popping up in the front rows of runway shows (in some cases, even on the runway), as well as on magazine covers month after month. The fascination fashion has with music must go both ways, because artists hav…

She May Not Win Best In Show, But Lucy Will Win Your Heart

Philadelphia Examiner... . She may not win Best in Show but she will win your heart Amy Rossi's photo Philadelphia Animal Welfare Examiner

Short Video Essay Explains “Spielberg Face”

After the jump, I’ve got a video essay from Fandor (inspired by Matt Patches’ essay on the same topic at UGO) that gives a comprehensive explanation and analysis of the “Spielberg Face,” that slow-zoom reveal shot where a character is all like “WHOA…

NFL Picks Week 15: Predictions For Every Game

Every Monday night in this great space, I pick the winners and losers of every NFL game for the next week, giving you the keys to the game for each team and predicting a winner. It's game time, again...

Market Preview: The Year Without A Santa Claus Rally

NEW YORK (TheStreet) -- 2011 is starting to look like it will go down as the year without a Santa Claus rally.

World Football: 25 Best Players Who Lacked Pace

There have been a lot of great players with speed in their game—think Pele, Maradona, Lionel Messi or Cristiano Ronaldo—but there were and are players just as good who could not keep up with them in a race.

‘Men In Black 3′ Official Trailer Has Arrived // Current TV

Are you ready for round 3? Watch the trailer at the link below! http://hollywoodhiccups.com/2011/12/12/men-in-black-3-official-trailer-has-arrived/

'X Factor' Final 4 Josh Krajcik

source: http://hollywoodhiccups.com/2011/12/14/x-factor-final-4-josh-krajcik-jusdges-chioce-halleluj...

Mike Myers Wants To Make An Austin Powers Musical Now

As if Bob the annoying guy from shipping refusing to break character all day three Halloweens ago wasn’t enough to solidify Austin Powers’ status as no longer even remotely cool, Mike Myers now wants to turn it into a musical. A fourth movie is also…

EDITORIAL: Chris Brown And Rihanna

I've noticed something. Rihanna is lonely and she's crying out for a small taste of the love that Chris Brown is sharing with Karrueche. DETAILS: Rihanna Didn't Want To Break It Off With Chris BrownEarlier this week she retweeted, "Just because I le…

Gingerbread House

Every year Disney's Grand Floridian resort constructs an absolutely gorgeous and enormous Victorian gingerbread house. Here's a look at what went into this year's three floor beauty: 1,050 pounds of honey, 800 pounds of flour, 600 pounds of chocolat…

Women Are Getting Their Muffs In A Huff: A Backlash Against The Brazilian Is Upon Us

There’s been a lot of talk lately about bikini waxing, from the reasons it’s so popular, to the surprisingly young ages that girls start doing it. But the conversation just got a little louder–and more high brow. The Atlantic just published an exte…

Kim Kardashian Joins We Advance To Empower Haitian Women

Yesterday we showed you the first picture of Kim Kardashian doing missionary work in Haiti. Now today, we have the whole set!PHOTOS: Kim Kardashian's First Pic In HaitiKim joined Maria Bello, Paula Arquette and the women of We Advance, which began a…

Its The Top Half Of The Dark Knight Rises Trailer

Fans were thrilled to learn that ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ would have a 7 minute trailer playing before ‘Mission: Impossible - Ghost Protocol’, but then became less thrilled when told it would be in IMAX theaters only. Then even less thrilled when to…

Greggs Carrier Bag Intervenes In News Interview // Current TV

How to liven up a rather pedestrian news item? Introduce a Greggs carrier bag at just the right moment.

The Rules: Surviving The Holiday Season As A New Couple

Not to go all Bah Humbug!, but ‘tis the season to be stressed out -- and that’s before you add in the outsized expectations of spending this most wonderful time of the year with the new man in your life. Nothing puts pressure on a new couple like na…

2012 SAG Nominations Complete List! // Current TV

Michael Fassbender was completely robbed! Details at the link.

Derek Jeter Gives His One-Night Stands A Gift Basket // Current TV

I need to be outside Derek Jeter's apartment to hand these girls an 'I Boned Derek Jeter And All I Got Was This Lousy T-Shirt'. Seriously this is too much.

The Extraordinary Science Of What Happens When We Die

Stephen Hawking has also sought scientific evidence to support eternal recurrence. Alas, he's found none because as he puts it, "there are no factual spoilers anywhere about the afterlife. We simply don't know what happens to us when we die. He then…

Ron Paul Is The ONLY Candidate Who Represents The 99% // Current TV

By the way, Ron Paul is the only presidential candidate who has come out against NDAA (The law allowing indefinite detention of American citizens without charge or due process). Did Obama say anything about it? Only that the part of the bill forbi…

Buy Nintendo Games And Hardware, Get Free Downloadable Games

After years of offering digital and physical prizes like screensavers, posters, trading cards, game cases, and actual games, North America's Nintendo is now offering downloadable games in exchange for coins through its Club Nintendo service. Ther…

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