October 1, 2012
Scott Brown To Elizabeth Warren: "I'm Not A Student In Your Classroom"
The Massachusetts Senate debate gets contentious.
Good Morning; Here Is Justin Bieber Vomiting On Stage
Boy emperor Justin Bieber—having arrived in Arizona to begin the mad, hormonal orgy that is his Believe tour—paused his first song to call for a gold-tipped feather to tickle his esophagus, and spewed forth all the pheasant and honeyed milk he had g…
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Gee, I Wonder If Kim Kardashian Knows The Paparazzi Are Nearby
“Kim Kardashian competing with her family in The 2012 South Florida Dragon Boat Festival in Miami.”
4 Reasons We've Stopped Trusting The Media
OR: 4 Reasons You're Not Going To Believe Any Of These 4 Reasons
I Do Not Want To Know What You're Doing With My Little Pony Latex Gloves
Bronies, let's just forget this happened.
Selena Gomez Tattoo Meaning: LXXVI (76) For A Family Member
The Hotel Transylvania star got “LXXVI” (76 in Roman numerals) tattooed on the back of her neck over the weekend. So who could it be for?
Anne Hathaway Gets Married, I Reflect On My Need To Get Married
So yesterday, Anne Hathaway got married to Adam Shulman in Big Sur, CA yesterday. As a person who personally never pays attention to celebrity weddings or even knows they’ve happened (except when they’re somehow for-profit and annoy the shit out of …
J.K. Rowling: The Casual Vacancy
The author of the bestselling children’s series has put great effort into making The Casual Vacancy different.
5 Pop Culture Creations Spoiled By Their Own Creators
Surprisingly, networks, studios or publishers are in a rush to give away the endings to their own creations.
Anne Hathaway Marries Adam Shulman!
The Oscar nominated star, 29, wed her love of more than four years in Big Sur, Calif. Saturday, Us Weekly confirms.
What Did Lady Gaga Wear Today? (Power Rangers Edition)
Here she is in Milan with Donatella Versace. Fab or drab?
Walmart Workers Ask For Safe Work Environment, Walmart Calls Riot Police
A Monday afternoon protest in Illinois gets heated. Workers at Walmart contractor Roadlink have been on strike since Sept. 15.
Reddit User Asks Men's Rights Activists What To Do About Her Date Rape
Some of the men's rights posters were surprisingly supportive.
Lady Gaga Is The Legalize Marijuana Movement's New Hero
Cancer survivors and activists of all ages are protesting the politician who recently called her a "slut" for smoking marijuana on stage at a concert.
Seth MacFarlane Hosting Oscars - Hollywood Reporter
Seth MacFarlane will take his first turn as host of the Oscars, the Academy announced on Monday. The show will be produced by Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, who said, "We are thrilled to have Seth MacFarlane host the Oscars. His performing skills blen…
Big U.S. Fleet Nears Disputed Islands, But What For?
TOKYO – It’s probably just a coincidence; no need to worry yet. But the U.S. has quietly assembled a powerful air, land and sea armada not far from where Japan and China are squaring off over disputed islands in the East China Sea.
Miss COED: Rachel Fox [9 PHOTOS]
Rachel is a 23-year-old model who’s looking to return to the stage after taking a little time off. While she restarts her modeling career and studies for nursing school, Rachel pays the bills by working as a bartender.
FIFA 13 Review For PS3, 360 From 1UP.com
For the best Reviews of FIFA 13 for PS3, 360, check out this page on 1UP.com
Drew Barrymore's Baby Is Here, And The Name Has A Special Place In My Heart!
Aw, DB! Mazel tov. Drew Barrymore and her husband, Will Kopelman, have just announced the birth of their daughter....
The Five Stages Of Grief Following The Publication Of One’s First Book
• "Sorry, Mom, I can't talk long. Terry Gross is likely to call at any time and I imagine will want instructions on how to pronounce my name."
The Master Fact-Check: Can You Make Moonshine From Paint Thinner?
Let’s talk about the stuff he made aboard the boat. It definitely had paint thinner in it. Right. The paint thinner is pretty plausible. There are a lot of different things you can use as a paint thinner: acetone (which is more commonly nail polish…
Danny Bonaduce Bit In The Face By Fan At Casino Appearance
Chatting with fans at a Washington state casino Friday, Bonaduce, 53, encountered the woman during a meet-and-greet and she asked for a kiss after lavishing him with praise for his Partridge Family role. "They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, the…
Death Grips Gave Their Next Album Away Before Their Label Ever Heard It
And to make matters worse, the cover art is an erect penis with the title scrawled on it with Sharpie. Has anyone wanted to get dropped or sued more than these dudes?
8 Tiny Comfort Foods You Can Eat In One Bite
Maybe you'd like a recipe for the smallest of Bloody Marys rimmed with crumbled bacon?
The Ridiculously Photogenic Football Player Meme
Brandon Lloyd is catching footballs and kisses from the crowd.
How Christina Aguilera's Fake "Fat Girl" Quotes Went Viral
The quotes — widely, erroneously attributed to Billboard magazine — ran in major outlets like E!, ABC, Fox, and many more, who couldn't pass up the highly clickable headline.
20 Surfing Dogs
It's that time of year again! Surf City Surf Dog returned this weekend, and the competition was derpier than ever.
News - Reese Witherspoon Names Son Tennessee James Toth
Reese Witherspoon is once again honoring her down-south heritage. The Sweet Home Alabama actress and husband Jim Toth welcomed a baby boy on Sept. 27. What's his name? Tennessee James Toth. Alth …
Sarah Silverman Is Cracking Granholm Up
Chad Rochkind, senior strategist for the Synthesis Corporation and the brains behind “The Great Schlep” and “Wake the F*ck Up,” talks with Jennifer Granholm about the recent viral political videos that are both informing people and injecting a bit o…
Tom Cruise's 'All You Need Is Kill' To Hit Theaters In March 2014
All You Need Is Kill, the sci-fi thriller starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt, will open March 14, 2014. The movie, based on Hiroshi Sakurazaka's book, is from Warner Bros. Pictures, Legendary Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures. GALLERY: …
I Sense Great Lower Back Problems In Their Future (37 Photos)
Totally worth it. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 …
Brittany Kerr Shuts Down Twitter Page -- 'Whore, Skank, Homewrecker'
Former "American Idol" contestant Brittany Kerr has shut down her Twitter page ... after a gang of angry Jason Aldean fans BLASTED the singer online --…
Oh, Goody: There May Be Naked Pics Of William, Too
(Newser) – In the middle of a larger piece about how the Kate Middleton topless photos are a moneymaker for porn websi…
Brittany Kerr: 5 Things You Don't Know About Jason Aldean's Fling
Photos of the Season 11 American Idol contestant kissing married country singer Jason Aldean surfaced on TMZ Sunday. Rather than deny the photos, Aldean quickly admitted to his indiscretion on Facebook.
Trypophobia Makes Your Skin Crawl
The most disturbing phobia you didn't know you probably have. Who knew clustered holes would make you feel physically ill?
If Disney Villains Had Won
Justin Turrentine shows us a brighter, more evil future in which our favorite big bads get their happy ending.
Taylor Swift: "It's Not My Fault" If You Cheat On Me And I Write A Song About It
T-Swift explains why so many of her songs are about ex-boyfriends and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.
The "Vote 4 Stuff" Campaign Wants You To Vote For Anything At All
It's a campaign produced by Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire where several other very good looking celebrities tell you to vote for whatever the heck you want. And it's pretty funny.
Oh God, The Lakers Are Basically The Expendables
Seeing them all together at L.A.'s Media Day is a bone-chilling experience for fans of any of the NBA's 29 other teams.
Bullied Girl Nominated For Homecoming Royalty As Joke Becomes Homecoming Royalty For Real
A teen movie plot basically came to life. And 16-year-old Whitney Kropp looked stunning.
Designing Hogwarts Textbook Covers And Other Links
Someone needs to publish all the Hogwarts school books because hey, free money. Plus, earthquakes rocked Texas over the weekend and Goyte talks unexpected viral fame.
The Political Halloween Mask Poll Is Actually Kind Of Accurate
It's the poll no one's talking about, but maybe we should.
15 Mind-Blowing Old-Timey Photos You Won't Believe Are Real
As we've reminded you before, people in the past just didn't give a shit. They were too busy being crazy and taking pictures of it to be bothered with how those pictures would make them look in 80 or 90 years. It's like they're daring us to make sen…
DC Comics Unveils NYCC Exclusive Covers
Well this is nightmare fuel. Is Joker wearing Batman's cowl or did he staple his skin to poor Bruce Wayne's face? Questions you never thought you'd ponder.
"Doctor Who" Predicts The Super Bowl
If you don't want to spoil the season (football season, not Doctor Who season), don't click on this.
11 Ridiculous Things You Could Do If You Owned An Island
For starters, you could breed 200 flamingos and nurse your own sharks. But wait, there’s more!
13 U.K. Number One Hits That Never Made It To America
There are some songs that are just waaaay too British to translate outside of the United Kingdom. Some of these are pretty good, and some are..."Mr. Blobby."
The Lipstick Test: Do "Gendered" Objects Change How You See Faces?
Researchers found that looking at certain objects can change whether we see faces as male or female. Test yourself below.
The Presidential Debate Drinking Game
While Obama and Romney rhetorically slug it out tonight, you can go shot for shot at home!
Erin Moran, Joanie From "Happy Days," Reportedly Homeless
A Happy Days star has fallen on tough times. Erin Moran, who played bobby soxer Joanie Cunningham on the long-running comedy, is reportedly broke and homeless at the age of 51. A National Enquirer story claims that Moran is living between motel…
The Twitter Deluge Is The New Press Release
Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, and Mike Bloomberg were among 20 public figures to tweet-blast a new study by the Center for American Progress. "We needed to try something out of the box," said a CAP spokeswoman.
Jason Aldean Apologizes To Wife, Fans After Photos Surface Of Him Kissing Idol Singer Brittany Kerr
"I had too much to drink," Aldean -- married to Jessica Ussery for over a decade -- admits after getting close to season 11 singer at an L.A. bar
Robert Downey Jr. Is Really Excited To Be On The Set Of "Iron Man 3"
He is Robert Downey Jr. Hear him roar.
The San Francisco 49ers Out-Tebowed The Jets
For the New York Jets, the most embarrassing part of their disastrous loss to San Francisco wasn't the 34-0 score. It was how Jim Harbaugh took the Jets' strategy and improved on it in every way.
30 Minutes Of Jennifer Aniston And Matthew Perry Hawking Windows 95
I know what you're thinking — Windows 95 was the shit!
Beauty Queen Recovers From Horrific Accident, Had Skull Implanted In Stomach
See the amazing photos of Jamie Hilton's recovery — from the surgery that put a piece of her skull in her stomach to her inspiring appearance on the Today show.
The 18 Best GIFs Of The NFL's Fourth Week
Tom Brady cursing! Matt Ryan being a frat boy! The real refs being adorable!
Is U.S. Already In A Recession?
What’s in a name? Would a recession by any other name be as painful? That’s the debate that raged a few years ago as economists and commentators debated whether we were officially in a recession or not. As economist Paul Krugman argued in 2007:
31 Healthy Foods You Should Be Eating Now
The food guide to end all food guides: here are the healthy foods you should be eating now
Ever Wonder How Fighting Video Games Would Look If They Depicted Your Real Fights? [VIDEO]
Tags: fight, fighting, fighting games, funny, Gaming, real, realistic, realistic fighting game,
The 38 Funniest Things Ever Said About Love, Sex, And Relationships
There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love. But there are also a ton of hilarious things that put it all in perspective. Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you (and your love life) need it most.
Don't Fly American Airlines: Conflict With Pilot's Union Is Destroying American Airlines' Service Quality And You Have To Stay Away.
You may have read Gary Shteyngart's endlessly amusing New York Times op-ed about a nightmare experience on American Airlines over the weekend, but he's such an entertaining writer and air travel horror stories are so common that I'm afraid some peop…
Honey Boo Boo Family -- TLC Gave Them HUGE Raise
June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo and the rest of the clan got an enormous salary raise from TLC after the second episode and they didn't even ask for it ...…
"Uncle Obama" Song Is One Big Penis Euphemism
Sample lyric from Sister Deborah's dancehall jam out of Ghana: "Uncle Obama, I like the size of your banana. Can I give it to my monkey? It will be so very happy!"
Police Log Report Contradicts Romney's Account Of 1981 Arrest
The liberal blog Blue Mass Group got a copy of a police blotter report, published in the Natick Sun newspaper in 1981. Romney previously gave a version of the events in 1994 that excluded the charge of operating an unregistered motorboat and had said he was let go without bail.
The Most Popular Phrases Of The '90s
Lucky for you guys I managed to get then President Bill Clinton (1992-2000) to explain them all for us! Side note: you will need to read the whole list in order to understand some of the definitions.