Reporting To You X

Archive

October 1, 2012

The Massachusetts Senate debate gets contentious.

Boy emperor Justin Bieber—having arrived in Arizona to begin the mad, hormonal orgy that is his Believe tour—paused his first song to call for a gold-tipped feather to tickle his esophagus, and spewed forth all the pheasant and honeyed milk he had g…

Would you like to receive special offers, information and discounts by email from GEORGE GINA & LUCY? (Privacy Policy)

“Kim Kardashian competing with her family in The 2012 South Florida Dragon Boat Festival in Miami.”

OR: 4 Reasons You're Not Going To Believe Any Of These 4 Reasons

Fab or drab?

Bronies, let's just forget this happened.

The Hotel Transylvania star got “LXXVI” (76 in Roman numerals) tattooed on the back of her neck over the weekend. So who could it be for?

So yesterday, Anne Hathaway got married to Adam Shulman in Big Sur, CA yesterday. As a person who personally never pays attention to celebrity weddings or even knows they’ve happened (except when they’re somehow for-profit and annoy the shit out of …

October 1, 2012 | In: Awesome, Funny, Owned, Video

The author of the bestselling children’s series has put great effort into making The Casual Vacancy different.

Surprisingly, networks, studios or publishers are in a rush to give away the endings to their own creations.

The Oscar nominated star, 29, wed her love of more than four years in Big Sur, Calif. Saturday, Us Weekly confirms.

Here she is in Milan with Donatella Versace. Fab or drab?

A Monday afternoon protest in Illinois gets heated. Workers at Walmart contractor Roadlink have been on strike since Sept. 15.

Some of the men's rights posters were surprisingly supportive.

Tom Hanks is beautiful.

Cancer survivors and activists of all ages are protesting the politician who recently called her a "slut" for smoking marijuana on stage at a concert.

Seth MacFarlane will take his first turn as host of the Oscars, the Academy announced on Monday. The show will be produced by Craig Zadan and Neil Meron, who said, "We are thrilled to have Seth MacFarlane host the Oscars. His performing skills blen…

TOKYO – It’s probably just a coincidence; no need to worry yet. But the U.S. has quietly assembled a powerful air, land and sea armada not far from where Japan and China are squaring off over disputed islands in the East China Sea.

Rachel is a 23-year-old model who’s looking to return to the stage after taking a little time off. While she restarts her modeling career and studies for nursing school, Rachel pays the bills by working as a bartender.

For the best Reviews of FIFA 13 for PS3, 360, check out this page on 1UP.com

Aw, DB! Mazel tov. Drew Barrymore and her husband, Will Kopelman, have just announced the birth of their daughter....

• "Sorry, Mom, I can't talk long. Terry Gross is likely to call at any time and I imagine will want instructions on how to pronounce my name."

Let’s talk about the stuff he made aboard the boat. It definitely had paint thinner in it. Right. The paint thinner is pretty plausible. There are a lot of different things you can use as a paint thinner: acetone (which is more commonly nail polish…

Chatting with fans at a Washington state casino Friday, Bonaduce, 53, encountered the woman during a meet-and-greet and she asked for a kiss after lavishing him with praise for his Partridge Family role. "They were tiny little Chucky teeth. Man, the…

Don't tweet about it.

Another career achievement for the Miami Heat star.

And to make matters worse, the cover art is an erect penis with the title scrawled on it with Sharpie. Has anyone wanted to get dropped or sued more than these dudes?

Maybe you'd like a recipe for the smallest of Bloody Marys rimmed with crumbled bacon?

Brandon Lloyd is catching footballs and kisses from the crowd.

The quotes — widely, erroneously attributed to Billboard magazine — ran in major outlets like E!, ABC, Fox, and many more, who couldn't pass up the highly clickable headline.

It's that time of year again! Surf City Surf Dog returned this weekend, and the competition was derpier than ever.

Reese Witherspoon is once again honoring her down-south heritage. The Sweet Home Alabama actress and husband Jim Toth welcomed a baby boy on Sept. 27. What's his name? Tennessee James Toth. Alth …

Chad Rochkind, senior strategist for the Synthesis Corporation and the brains behind “The Great Schlep” and “Wake the F*ck Up,” talks with Jennifer Granholm about the recent viral political videos that are both informing people and injecting a bit o…

All You Need Is Kill, the sci-fi thriller starring Tom Cruise and Emily Blunt, will open March 14, 2014. The movie, based on Hiroshi Sakurazaka's book, is from Warner Bros. Pictures, Legendary Pictures and Village Roadshow Pictures.  GALLERY: …

Totally worth it. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 …

Cat Deeley has married her fiance, comedian Patrick Kielty!

Former "American Idol" contestant Brittany Kerr has shut down her Twitter page ... after a gang of angry Jason Aldean fans BLASTED the singer online --…

(Newser) – In the middle of a larger piece about how the Kate Middleton topless photos are a moneymaker for porn websi…

Photos of the Season 11 American Idol contestant kissing married country singer Jason Aldean surfaced on TMZ Sunday. Rather than deny the photos, Aldean quickly admitted to his indiscretion on Facebook.

The most disturbing phobia you didn't know you probably have. Who knew clustered holes would make you feel physically ill?

Justin Turrentine shows us a brighter, more evil future in which our favorite big bads get their happy ending.

T-Swift explains why so many of her songs are about ex-boyfriends and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.

They can't help it, they just love life.

It's a campaign produced by Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire where several other very good looking celebrities tell you to vote for whatever the heck you want. And it's pretty funny.

Seeing them all together at L.A.'s Media Day is a bone-chilling experience for fans of any of the NBA's 29 other teams.

A teen movie plot basically came to life. And 16-year-old Whitney Kropp looked stunning.

Someone needs to publish all the Hogwarts school books because hey, free money. Plus, earthquakes rocked Texas over the weekend and Goyte talks unexpected viral fame.

:O

It's the poll no one's talking about, but maybe we should.

Company releases statement admitting "regret."

As we've reminded you before, people in the past just didn't give a shit. They were too busy being crazy and taking pictures of it to be bothered with how those pictures would make them look in 80 or 90 years. It's like they're daring us to make sen…

But does it come with wheels?

Well this is nightmare fuel. Is Joker wearing Batman's cowl or did he staple his skin to poor Bruce Wayne's face? Questions you never thought you'd ponder.

If you don't want to spoil the season (football season, not Doctor Who season), don't click on this.

For starters, you could breed 200 flamingos and nurse your own sharks. But wait, there’s more!

There are some songs that are just waaaay too British to translate outside of the United Kingdom. Some of these are pretty good, and some are..."Mr. Blobby."

Researchers found that looking at certain objects can change whether we see faces as male or female. Test yourself below.

While Obama and Romney rhetorically slug it out tonight, you can go shot for shot at home!

A Happy Days star has fallen on tough times. Erin Moran, who played bobby soxer Joanie Cunningham on the long-running comedy, is reportedly broke and homeless at the age of 51. A National Enquirer story claims that Moran is living between motel…

Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, and Mike Bloomberg were among 20 public figures to tweet-blast a new study by the Center for American Progress. "We needed to try something out of the box," said a CAP spokeswoman.

"I had too much to drink," Aldean -- married to Jessica Ussery for over a decade -- admits after getting close to season 11 singer at an L.A. bar

FUR PUMPS!

He is Robert Downey Jr. Hear him roar.

For the New York Jets, the most embarrassing part of their disastrous loss to San Francisco wasn't the 34-0 score. It was how Jim Harbaugh took the Jets' strategy and improved on it in every way.

I know what you're thinking — Windows 95 was the shit!

See the amazing photos of Jamie Hilton's recovery — from the surgery that put a piece of her skull in her stomach to her inspiring appearance on the Today show.

Tom Brady cursing! Matt Ryan being a frat boy! The real refs being adorable!

What’s in a name? Would a recession by any other name be as painful? That’s the debate that raged a few years ago as economists and commentators debated whether we were officially in a recession or not. As economist Paul Krugman argued in 2007:

The food guide to end all food guides: here are the healthy foods you should be eating now

Tags: fight, fighting, fighting games, funny, Gaming, real, realistic, realistic fighting game,

There are great things, bad things, and crazy things said about love. But there are also a ton of hilarious things that put it all in perspective. Here are 38 tidbits to make you laugh when you (and your love life) need it most.

You may have read Gary Shteyngart's endlessly amusing New York Times op-ed about a nightmare experience on American Airlines over the weekend, but he's such an entertaining writer and air travel horror stories are so common that I'm afraid some peop…

June Shannon, Honey Boo Boo and the rest of the clan got an enormous salary raise from TLC after the second episode and they didn't even ask for it ...…

Sample lyric from Sister Deborah's dancehall jam out of Ghana: "Uncle Obama, I like the size of your banana. Can I give it to my monkey? It will be so very happy!"

The liberal blog Blue Mass Group got a copy of a police blotter report, published in the Natick Sun newspaper in 1981. Romney previously gave a version of the events in 1994 that excluded the charge of operating an unregistered motorboat and had said he was let go without bail.

Lucky for you guys I managed to get then President Bill Clinton (1992-2000) to explain them all for us! Side note: you will need to read the whole list in order to understand some of the definitions.

An actor playing a horrible character named "Juan Sheet" looks more than a little like him.

The former Mass. governor had an undisclosed share in the Yankee empire in 2007. The stake appears to have been sold off by 2012.

For Bench. Do you think he really posed next to these guys or was it photoshopped afterwards?

Adele tweeted a photo which suggests she'll be doing the new Skyfall theme song, then this audio clip started making the rounds. This seems like the best idea possible.

Guys, this is important.

Nothing helps you talk soccer like a little religious death imagery.

This guy.

Iron Man looks quite fetching in light red. The final five covers for the October awareness campaign are revealed!

When the Kardashians row, they row.

What did you do this Sunday?

HOLY AIRBRUSH!

Happy birthday, Julie Andrews! Herewith, 77 vintage photos of a truly wonderful woman.

Be glad you aren't Jim Furyk today.

The Brooklyn Nets will play in the newly built Barclays Center next season, but the very first event will be tonight when Jay-Z does the first of 8 shows in the $4.9 billion sports arena, business and residential complex.

California Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation over the weekend making California the first state to ban mental health providers from therapy that attempts to chance a child's sexual orientation.

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17…

In six short years cover girl, Taylor Swift, has gone from precocious teen country singer to major superstar. In our November 2012 issue, the singer opens up about her career, friends and latest "love story."

Rumors abound about Carrie Fisher’s past as an incorrigible cocaine addict, mainly because Carrie Fisher won’t shut up about it, in her books, one-woman shows, and impromptu, Home Depot parking performance pieces. But it wasn’t until today (as far a…

It's science!

There is no question.

Anonymous, cryptic moustache man and the National Republican Campaign Committee bring heat against North Carolina Democrat Mike McIntyre in this ad. Political hipsters, weep at your inadequacy. [Updated]

We've got you covered. Come along, fandom!

Ryan Gosling is the best son. Let's learn from him.

Batman has some stunning (and sometimes unexpected) allies. And boy is he going to need them.

He didn't address pissing off his fans in his second night in New York, but we can read a lot into what he sang and played.

"People should be changing their passwords," says a victim whose account was hacked — and even put up for sale.

Speaking at the National Action Network in April 2007, Biden claimed Republicans were responsible for the "politics of polarization" that led to Hurricane Katrina, the Virginia Tech shooting, and Darfur among other tragic events. "The seeds of destruction and the seeds of malcontention."

It makes no sense because the letters don't even form a word.

"Two groups go beak to beak on the Birdwalk." Cluck yeah. Sold.

With a wide lead in her own re-election, Kirsten Gillibrand is raising money in the homestretch for female Dems like Claire McCaskill. A machine in the making?

Only having three legs should never slow you down. Also, electric car sales are still limping along and this bear's only weakness is angry women.

In his new memoir, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, which hits bookstores Oct. 2, the action star and former governor of California admits to a "hot affair" with Brigitte Nielsen in 1985, when they were both filming the fantasy film Re…

In six short years, Taylor Swift has gone from a precocious teen country singer to a major (major!) pop star. In her November 2012 interview with Glamour, she opens up about her career, her friends, and her own latest "love story." Read on for a sne…

Here's the best of Brit ad wit from the last 40 years.

She's just chillin' back in 1988 with some birds of prey and a snake like it ain't no thang.

It's really blanket-chic.

Well played, boyfriend. Well played.

Oops. The look on Allison Williams's face says it all.

There's not much to do up in the Arctic, so most polar bears are actually pretty excellent dancers.

As seen in the November 2007 issue of Nickelodeon Magazine. Can you name them all?

This isn't where the internet was supposed to take us.

Stephen Barton, who was shot in the face and neck, asks the presidential candidates for their plans to end gun violence.

St. Petersburg, Russia hosted body artists, hairstylists, and nail technicians at an international body art festival, where the head-to-toe painted models looked like characters from Avatar.

He thought it was a "bold" idea in 2006.

He made the case for Libya intervention, now he says he knew all along. Prediction: He will not acknowledge the contradiction.

This 19-year-old Ukrainian girl spends hours transforming herself into a living Japanese cartoon character.

Easy peasy.

Watch a short film by James Blose inspired by the New Pornographers singer's ultra-autumnal solo LP. Also, two free mp3s!

Ray Romano don't need no prescription sunglasses. Why should he?

Every week in Slate’s Dexter TV club, Katy Waldman will have an IM conversation with a different Dexter fan. This week, she rehashes episode 7.1 with Torie Bosch, editor of Future Tense at Slate. As Season 7 opens, Dexter has just dispatched Travis …

Video of the alleged brawl between Rick Ross and Young Jeezy at Saturday's BET Hip-Hop Awards has hit the Web. The feud between the two Def Jam artists reportedly came to blows -- and possibly gunfire -- during the taping of the show in Atlanta. P…

Best photos of the week (60 Photos)

With her enormous eyes, miniature waist, and defined pout, Ukrainian Anastasiya Shpagina (pictured) resembles a character from a Japanese anime film.

I’m not sure that anything could be more eye-opening than coffee served to you by a bikini-clad barista. Since we unfortunately don’t live in the Seattle area (where these fine establishments exist) these photos are going to have to be enough. We’re…

(AP) – Police say two people are dead and another is injured after a shooting at a central Florida Veterans of Foreign…

It has been a week of upheavals in Spain, with police violence against protestors surrounding the parliament building in Madrid, new doubts about a planned bank bailout, and the release of a national budget that requires more painful cuts in the com…

Yet another media frenzy has ignited over pictures of a semi-nude Kate Middleton. On the heels of the Duchess of Cambridge's topless-photo scandal, a Danish tabloid on Friday was reported to have published pictures of Middleton wearing only a bikin…

Best photos of the week (65 Photos)

There’s only one problem: It’s not the real death scene. The video collector(s) over at CDTCrew first uploaded the video after reediting it last week, this time with more “AAAHH!” As the San Francisco Chronicle points out, you can see the original (…

Republicans and Democrats no longer have the same facts. It's the perceptual bias, stupid.

What celebrities have the perfect Hollywood romance according to Modern Family star Ariel Winter? Reality star Khloe Kardashian and L.A. Clippers player Lamar Odom. The 14-year-old gushed to Ce …

Sons of Anarchy creator Kurt Sutter has paid tribute to actor Johnny Lewis following his sudden death on Wednesday, insisting he was a talented guy who simply "lost his way". The former series star is fell or jumped to his death outside a Los Angel…

The latest viral buzz from thechive.com

He’s booked up most of the rooms at a luxury resort 45 minutes outside of town. JFK-style debate prep for three days in the sun.

[vimeo http://vimeo.com/50214643 w=600] With all the buzz around Looper and time-travel this week, I thought we'd take a look at how Hollywood's unde...

Everyone who writes for the Internet is nattering on about how "bad" and "trashy" they are. But actually, as far as cheer outfits go, they're pretty innovative.

Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallette, has gone through some serious turmoil in her life -- but she's hoping to protect her son from having similar experiences. Like most moms, Mallette, who penned the memoir Nowhere But Up: The Story of Justin Bi…

Poor little Biebs “drank  too much milk” and probably OD’d on Flintstones vitamins before the opening performance of his “Believe” tour.  The pop music wunderkind threw up right on stage during his show in Glendale, Arizona.

Anne Hathaway and her groom Adam Shulman are the portrait of happiness -- locked in a kiss -- in photos from their sunset wedding on Saturday night in scenic Big Sur, Calif. The pair welcomed 180 …

One Direction singer Liam Payne has chopped off his signature locks, just days after splitting from girlfriend Danielle Peazer.  Nonetheless, the 19-year-old is no stranger to changing up his lo …

However, despite what happened and this friend and I immediately going into “off” mode again in the roller coaster that is our friendship, the TV show people could not have been any less concerned. As they called me several times a day in an effort …

Flavorwire: Cultural news and critique from Flavorpill

We’re suckers for great book covers here at Flavorpill — not to mention great book cover redesigns – but this morning we’re swooning for a good cause. Belgian graphic design studio beshart has rallied 100 artists from 28 countries to redesign the bo…

With all the virtual chit chat about Myspace’s second (third?) coming thanks to a new look and possibly a new logo, we got to thinking about a recent — dare we say disappointing — trend in the big business of branding. Myspace isn’t the only identit…

Though they exist in our minds in many forms — the way we conjured them up at first reading, the way they were illustrated or the way they were portrayed on screen — many of our most famous literary characters are in fact based on real people, and h…

We know, we know — double exposure photography is nothing new. But when we came across Timothy Burkhart and Stephanie Bassos’s cool new project People vs. Places over at Co.Design, we have to admit that we got a little excited. Here’s how it works: …

Although Arnold Schwarzenegger’s memoir doesn’t hit stores until Monday, tantalizing details about its contents have been making their way online. Many of them concern his high-profile divorce from Maria Shriver, who left the former California gover…

The Big Bang Theory made a strong return to the schedule on Thursday night, pulling a 4.8 rating with adults 18-49 according to fast affiliate numbers. That's just a tenth of a point shy of its last season opener. Two and a Half Men's move to Thursd…

Alanis Morissette has taken to performing Green Day's "Basket Case" this week in tribute to the band's frontman Billie Joe Armstrong, who sought treatment for substance abuse a day after his weekend meltdown at the iHeartRadio Music Festival.

More details are emerging about the the death of 28-year-old Johnny Lewis. Lewis, who appeared in 26 episodes of FX’s Sons of Anarchy, was found dead in the driveway of a home, which contained the body of his battered landlady. Lewis has been impli…

Michael O’Hare, who starred as Commander Jeffrey Sinclair on the first season of the sci-fi series Babylon 5, died Friday after suffering a heart attack five days earlier. He was 60. “This is a terrible loss for all B5 fans, and everyone involved w…

As news spreads that Johnny Lewis -- the troubled Sons of Anarchy star suspected of falling to his death after allegedly murdering his 81-year-old landlady and her cat -- had strong ties to the Church of Scientology, the actor's presence has been ra…

Life of Pi, Oscar winning director Ang Lee's big screen adaptation of Yann Martel's acclaimed novel, opened the 50th New York Film Festival last night. The film, which 20th Century Fox will release nationwide on Nov. 21, was greeted with considerabl…

ABC's fairy tale drama Once Upon a Time returns for season two Sunday and as the trailers and clips released have teased, the premiere kicks off with magic, new dynamics and new characters (hint: Mulan, Sleeping Beauty, Prince Philip). But what shou…

Another Bachelor/Bachelorette romance could be on the rocks? Color us shocked. But one that might involve bribery and a coverup? Now we’re listening. According to this week’s Us Weekly cover story, former Bachelorette Emily Maynard is paying fiancé …

Most of us have water on tap and milk chilling in the fridge, but did you know these budget-friendly beverages (and others) can do more than just quench your thirst? We’ve rounded up 21 drink suggestions for every type of situation and need. From pi…

We’ve all heard about how millennials have been raised by “helicopter parents,” who hover over them and protect them from criticism and disappointment. The result is a “teacup” generation of young people who may appear outwardly perfect, but are eas…

Six-year-old Justin Bieber superfan Avalanna Routh died of a rare form of brain cancer she was suffering from on Wednesday morning. Her parents shared the sad news with her 175,000 twitter followers; writing, "Our darling Avalanna went to Heaven th…

Jaimie Alexander, who played the fierce swordswoman Sif in last year's hit film "Thor," is scheduled to leave the hospital today after sustaining what the actress herself called a "horrible injury" while filming a scene for the sequel, "Thor: The Da…

The 2012 BET Hip-Hop Awards, which were taped Saturday night in Atlanta, Georgia, went off without a hitch -- at least, that's what viewers will think when the show airs October 9. Organizers of the night's event were forced to call police to the A…

Season four is starting to feel like a skeleton of Glee. After three years of establishing McKinley as an expansive high school bursting with all sorts of colorful characters, suddenly what little time Glee does spend there is feeling empty. Even wi…

This morning’s Dior show was unquestionably amazing, and the hoards of celebs who showed up really brought their A game. Here are my top five favorite looks:...

Even in a perfect life, dating would come loaded with challenges. But none of us have a perfect life, which means we've all got our own issues that complicate the process even further.

Hollywood's up-and-coming actresses went all out (in an age-appropriate way!) for Teen Vogue's annual party last night.

In the latest episode of Manners for the Digital Age, Slate's Farhad Manjoo and Emily Yoffe unpack a distinctly digital dilemma:  how to deal with someone who is miffed that his status update on Facebook was missed.

Looper is the third film from Rian Johnson, whose debut feature Brick (2005) somehow pulled off the brazen gimmick of setting a noir murder mystery in a suburban American high school. Joseph Gordon-Levitt (then known to most audiences as the alien k…

The mass of soapy suds (pictured) sparked panic as it floated down a river in southern China, but officials have said the bubbles were harmless

Sofia Vergara dons a sparkly black little dress to celebrate her Fall Sofia by Sofia Vergara Collection Launch at Kmart on Thursday (September 27) in New York City.

Justin Bieber turns his back on the crowd, hunches over, and throws up on stage while performing “Out of Town Girl” during the opening night of his Believe tour on Saturday (September 29) in Glendale, Ariz.

The BET Awards brawl between Rick Ross and Young Jeezy took an army of guards to break it up and left a trail of destruction backstage -- and TMZ got the…

Usher wants to make it clear to his ex-wife ... the days of freeloading are OVER -- because TMZ has learned, he plans to sell the mansion she…

For those of you just tuning into the Internet, a few months back Kate Middleton and Prince William basically ran around Florence rubbing their naked genitals all over anything and everything including themselves. Except despite numerous lawsuits an…

In a new interview with Ryan Seacrest, the penis-loving praying mantis known as Ke$ha revealed that she spent the past year sailing around the world getting banged by ghosts because apparently that’s how she writes music. Later, someone showed her a…

(Newser) – California Gov. Jerry Brown made history yesterday by signing the nation's first legislation banning "gay c…

Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, aka Sam Bacile, has been in hiding ever since he was identified as the writer/producer behind Innocence of Muslims, the comically sh*tty film that somehow managed to become the subject of deadly protests all over the Middle…

Jeff Triplette and his crew blew a call that almost cost the Packers the game, only a week after the replacement officials did cost them a game.

Advertisement
back to top