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October 1, 2012

Scott Brown To Elizabeth Warren: "I'm Not A Student In Your Classroom"

The Massachusetts Senate debate gets contentious.

What Did Lady Gaga Wear Today? (Power Rangers Edition)

Here she is in Milan with Donatella Versace. Fab or drab?

Walmart Workers Ask For Safe Work Environment, Walmart Calls Riot Police

A Monday afternoon protest in Illinois gets heated. Workers at Walmart contractor Roadlink have been on strike since Sept. 15.

Reddit User Asks Men's Rights Activists What To Do About Her Date Rape

Some of the men's rights posters were surprisingly supportive.

Lady Gaga Is The Legalize Marijuana Movement's New Hero

Cancer survivors and activists of all ages are protesting the politician who recently called her a "slut" for smoking marijuana on stage at a concert.

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The Five Stages Of Grief Following The Publication Of One’s First Book

• "Sorry, Mom, I can't talk long. Terry Gross is likely to call at any time and I imagine will want instructions on how to pronounce my name."

The Master Fact-Check: Can You Make Moonshine From Paint Thinner?

Let’s talk about the stuff he made aboard the boat. It definitely had paint thinner in it. Right. The paint thinner is pretty plausible. There are a lot of different things you can use as a paint thinner: acetone (which is more commonly nail polish…

LeBron James Is Now A Brand Of Heroin

Another career achievement for the Miami Heat star.

8 Tiny Comfort Foods You Can Eat In One Bite

Maybe you'd like a recipe for the smallest of Bloody Marys rimmed with crumbled bacon?

The Ridiculously Photogenic Football Player Meme

Brandon Lloyd is catching footballs and kisses from the crowd.

How Christina Aguilera's Fake "Fat Girl" Quotes Went Viral

The quotes — widely, erroneously attributed to Billboard magazine — ran in major outlets like E!, ABC, Fox, and many more, who couldn't pass up the highly clickable headline.

20 Surfing Dogs

It's that time of year again! Surf City Surf Dog returned this weekend, and the competition was derpier than ever.

Sarah Silverman Is Cracking Granholm Up

Chad Rochkind, senior strategist for the Synthesis Corporation and the brains behind “The Great Schlep” and “Wake the F*ck Up,” talks with Jennifer Granholm about the recent viral political videos that are both informing people and injecting a bit o…

Trypophobia Makes Your Skin Crawl

The most disturbing phobia you didn't know you probably have. Who knew clustered holes would make you feel physically ill?

If Disney Villains Had Won

Justin Turrentine shows us a brighter, more evil future in which our favorite big bads get their happy ending.

Taylor Swift: "It's Not My Fault" If You Cheat On Me And I Write A Song About It

T-Swift explains why so many of her songs are about ex-boyfriends and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.

16 Incredibly Happy Stingrays

They can't help it, they just love life.

The "Vote 4 Stuff" Campaign Wants You To Vote For Anything At All

It's a campaign produced by Leonardo DiCaprio and Tobey Maguire where several other very good looking celebrities tell you to vote for whatever the heck you want. And it's pretty funny.

Oh God, The Lakers Are Basically The Expendables

Seeing them all together at L.A.'s Media Day is a bone-chilling experience for fans of any of the NBA's 29 other teams.

Bullied Girl Nominated For Homecoming Royalty As Joke Becomes Homecoming Royalty For Real

A teen movie plot basically came to life. And 16-year-old Whitney Kropp looked stunning.

Designing Hogwarts Textbook Covers And Other Links

Someone needs to publish all the Hogwarts school books because hey, free money. Plus, earthquakes rocked Texas over the weekend and Goyte talks unexpected viral fame.

The Political Halloween Mask Poll Is Actually Kind Of Accurate

It's the poll no one's talking about, but maybe we should.

IKEA Deletes All Women From Saudi Catalog

Company releases statement admitting "regret."

This Backpack Couch Is Really Neat

But does it come with wheels?

DC Comics Unveils NYCC Exclusive Covers

Well this is nightmare fuel. Is Joker wearing Batman's cowl or did he staple his skin to poor Bruce Wayne's face? Questions you never thought you'd ponder.

"Doctor Who" Predicts The Super Bowl

If you don't want to spoil the season (football season, not Doctor Who season), don't click on this.

11 Ridiculous Things You Could Do If You Owned An Island

For starters, you could breed 200 flamingos and nurse your own sharks. But wait, there’s more!

The Lipstick Test: Do "Gendered" Objects Change How You See Faces?

Researchers found that looking at certain objects can change whether we see faces as male or female. Test yourself below.

The Presidential Debate Drinking Game

While Obama and Romney rhetorically slug it out tonight, you can go shot for shot at home!

Erin Moran, Joanie From "Happy Days," Reportedly Homeless

A Happy Days star has fallen on tough times. Erin Moran, who played bobby soxer Joanie Cunningham on the long-running comedy, is reportedly broke and homeless at the age of 51. A National Enquirer story claims that Moran is living between motel…

The Twitter Deluge Is The New Press Release

Nancy Pelosi, Gavin Newsom, and Mike Bloomberg were among 20 public figures to tweet-blast a new study by the Center for American Progress. "We needed to try something out of the box," said a CAP spokeswoman.

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The San Francisco 49ers Out-Tebowed The Jets

For the New York Jets, the most embarrassing part of their disastrous loss to San Francisco wasn't the 34-0 score. It was how Jim Harbaugh took the Jets' strategy and improved on it in every way.

30 Minutes Of Jennifer Aniston And Matthew Perry Hawking Windows 95

I know what you're thinking — Windows 95 was the shit!

Beauty Queen Recovers From Horrific Accident, Had Skull Implanted In Stomach

See the amazing photos of Jamie Hilton's recovery — from the surgery that put a piece of her skull in her stomach to her inspiring appearance on the Today show.

The 18 Best GIFs Of The NFL's Fourth Week

Tom Brady cursing! Matt Ryan being a frat boy! The real refs being adorable!

"Uncle Obama" Song Is One Big Penis Euphemism

Sample lyric from Sister Deborah's dancehall jam out of Ghana: "Uncle Obama, I like the size of your banana. Can I give it to my monkey? It will be so very happy!"

Police Log Report Contradicts Romney's Account Of 1981 Arrest

The liberal blog Blue Mass Group got a copy of a police blotter report, published in the Natick Sun newspaper in 1981. Romney previously gave a version of the events in 1994 that excluded the charge of operating an unregistered motorboat and had said he was let go without bail.

The Most Popular Phrases Of The '90s

Lucky for you guys I managed to get then President Bill Clinton (1992-2000) to explain them all for us! Side note: you will need to read the whole list in order to understand some of the definitions.

Is Nick Cage Doing Paper Towel Ads In The UK?

An actor playing a horrible character named "Juan Sheet" looks more than a little like him.

Red Sox Fan Romney Invested In The Yankees

The former Mass. governor had an undisclosed share in the Yankee empire in 2007. The stake appears to have been sold off by 2012.

Liam Hemsworth And Lions

For Bench. Do you think he really posed next to these guys or was it photoshopped afterwards?

Listen To Adele Singing The New James Bond Theme

Adele tweeted a photo which suggests she'll be doing the new Skyfall theme song, then this audio clip started making the rounds. This seems like the best idea possible.

This Doritos Hack Will Change Your Life

Guys, this is important.

Brazilian Magazine Crucifies Neymar On Its Cover

Nothing helps you talk soccer like a little religious death imagery.

Marvel Heroes Go Pink For Breast Cancer Awareness

Iron Man looks quite fetching in light red. The final five covers for the October awareness campaign are revealed!

The Great Kardashian Rowing Adventure

When the Kardashians row, they row.

Awesome 101-Year-Old Runs 5K In Canada

What did you do this Sunday?

Julie Andrews: 77 Years Of Fabulousness

Happy birthday, Julie Andrews! Herewith, 77 vintage photos of a truly wonderful woman.

An Epic American Collapse At The Ryder Cup In 29 Photos

Be glad you aren't Jim Furyk today.

Jay Z Is Still Pretending Like He Owns The Nets

The Brooklyn Nets will play in the newly built Barclays Center next season, but the very first event will be tonight when Jay-Z does the first of 8 shows in the $4.9 billion sports arena, business and residential complex.

Gov.Jerry Brown Signs Legislation To Ban Gay Therapy

California Gov. Jerry Brown signed legislation over the weekend making California the first state to ban mental health providers from therapy that attempts to chance a child's sexual orientation.

Photo: Carrie Fisher's Coke Nail In Return Of The Jedi

Rumors abound about Carrie Fisher’s past as an incorrigible cocaine addict, mainly because Carrie Fisher won’t shut up about it, in her books, one-woman shows, and impromptu, Home Depot parking performance pieces. But it wasn’t until today (as far a…

This Is The Best Moustache Of The 2012 Election

Anonymous, cryptic moustache man and the National Republican Campaign Committee bring heat against North Carolina Democrat Mike McIntyre in this ad. Political hipsters, weep at your inadequacy. [Updated]

Need A Happier Ending To The "Doctor Who" Mid-Season Finale?

We've got you covered. Come along, fandom!

10 Things We Can Learn From Ryan Gosling About Being A Great Son

Ryan Gosling is the best son. Let's learn from him.

The Ladies Of "Batman" In Beautiful Profile

Batman has some stunning (and sometimes unexpected) allies. And boy is he going to need them.

From Drab To Fab: 48 DIYs For Average Tin Cans

Warhol was on to something with his tin can fanaticism — these versatile little containers can be used to make everything from flower vases to napkin rings to wine racks. A helpful hint for ALL of the below projects: invest in one of these can openers that creates a smooth (not sharp) opening.

Security Flaw Lets Hackers Steal Twitter Accounts

"People should be changing their passwords," says a victim whose account was hacked — and even put up for sale.

Joe Biden In 2007: "We Are Reaping What We Have Sown" On Katrina, Virginia Tech Shooting, Darfur Because Of The GOP

Speaking at the National Action Network in April 2007, Biden claimed Republicans were responsible for the "politics of polarization" that led to Hurricane Katrina, the Virginia Tech shooting, and Darfur among other tragic events. "The seeds of destruction and the seeds of malcontention."

Selena Gomez Got A New Tat

It makes no sense because the letters don't even form a word.

Watch "Sesame Street" Parody "Boardwalk Empire"

"Two groups go beak to beak on the Birdwalk." Cluck yeah. Sold.

Quietly, Gillibrand Raises Big Money For Female Candidates

With a wide lead in her own re-election, Kirsten Gillibrand is raising money in the homestretch for female Dems like Claire McCaskill. A machine in the making?

Miniature Donkey Gets A New Lease On Life Tops The Morning Links

Only having three legs should never slow you down. Also, electric car sales are still limping along and this bear's only weakness is angry women.

Arnold Schwarzenegger Admits To "Hot Affair" With Brigitte Nielsen

In his new memoir, Total Recall: My Unbelievably True Life Story, which hits bookstores Oct. 2, the action star and former governor of California admits to a "hot affair" with Brigitte Nielsen in 1985, when they were both filming the fantasy film Re…

NOBODY Does Billboards Better Than The British

Here's the best of Brit ad wit from the last 40 years.

The Best Photos Of Christina Applegate Ever Taken

She's just chillin' back in 1988 with some birds of prey and a snake like it ain't no thang.

Kardashian-Themed Anniversary Card

Well played, boyfriend. Well played.

Lena Dunham Forgot To Wear Pants

Oops. The look on Allison Williams's face says it all.

Get Your Groove On Like A Polar Bear

There's not much to do up in the Arctic, so most polar bears are actually pretty excellent dancers.

The Ultimate "Who's Who" Of The Nickelodeon Nicktoons

As seen in the November 2007 issue of Nickelodeon Magazine. Can you name them all?

How Pinterest Is Killing Feminism

This isn't where the internet was supposed to take us.

Aurora Survivor Returns To A Movie Theater For Gun Violence PSA

Stephen Barton, who was shot in the face and neck, asks the presidential candidates for their plans to end gun violence.

10 Photos Of Real Life Imitating CGI Movies

St. Petersburg, Russia hosted body artists, hairstylists, and nail technicians at an international body art festival, where the head-to-toe painted models looked like characters from Avatar.

The First Time Barack Obama Ever Praised RomneyCare

He thought it was a "bold" idea in 2006.

Donald Trump's Libyan Hindsight

He made the case for Libya intervention, now he says he knew all along. Prediction: He will not acknowledge the contradiction.

Anastasiya Shpagina, The Real Life Anime Girl

This 19-year-old Ukrainian girl spends hours transforming herself into a living Japanese cartoon character.

Why Ray Romano Is The Coolest

Ray Romano don't need no prescription sunglasses. Why should he?

Pictured: The Teenage Girl Who Has Transformed Herself Into A Living Cartoon Character

With her enormous eyes, miniature waist, and defined pout, Ukrainian Anastasiya Shpagina (pictured) resembles a character from a Japanese anime film.

How The Economy Collapsed (As a Political Issue)

Republicans and Democrats no longer have the same facts. It's the perceptual bias, stupid.

Obama, Just An "OK" Debater, Hits Las Vegas To Prep

He’s booked up most of the rooms at a luxury resort 45 minutes outside of town. JFK-style debate prep for three days in the sun.

A Defense Of The Brooklyn Nets' Cheerleader Uniforms

Everyone who writes for the Internet is nattering on about how "bad" and "trashy" they are. But actually, as far as cheer outfits go, they're pretty innovative.

Justin Bieber's Mom Pattie Mallette: "I Love Selena Gomez"

Justin Bieber's mother, Pattie Mallette, has gone through some serious turmoil in her life -- but she's hoping to protect her son from having similar experiences. Like most moms, Mallette, who penned the memoir Nowhere But Up: The Story of Justin Bi…

Bubble Trouble: 50ft Tsunami Of Foam Sweeps Through Village Following Chemical Spill

The mass of soapy suds (pictured) sparked panic as it floated down a river in southern China, but officials have said the bubbles were harmless

Innocence Of Muslims Filmmaker Jailed In LA. Sam Bacile Arrested.

Nakoula Basseley Nakoula, aka Sam Bacile, has been in hiding ever since he was identified as the writer/producer behind Innocence of Muslims, the comically sh*tty film that somehow managed to become the subject of deadly protests all over the Middle…

The Green Bay Packers Got Robbed By The Real Refs, Too

Jeff Triplette and his crew blew a call that almost cost the Packers the game, only a week after the replacement officials did cost them a game.

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