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What Does It Feel Like To Be A Smart Person?

At the peak of my high school math competition "career," I was ranked about 25th in the United States among all high-school students. Given that there were  about 15 million high school students in the U.S., this put my math skills somewhere in the …

Winona Ryder's New Hair: Fab Or Drab?

It's long and two different tones. It kind of has a Nancy Botwin vibe to it?

Excruciatingly Adorable Video For The Obamas' 20th Wedding Anniversary

Michelle Obama's anniversary president? Her husband stuck at a debate all night.

Real Women

The women of our dreams don't always look like the ones we know. Ian Lang negotiates the difference between fantasy and reality.

Some Really Good Points :

Come on, that only probes your ignorance about movility, so what is best 18 million cars in New York or a good system that can transport the 18 million people…, a one good enough that make you, white collar gasoline douchebag, comfortable to ride yo…

Kate Upton Plays Farmer’s Daughter For Cosmo November 2012 [28 PHOTOS]

In the current zeitgeist, two words seem to get guys more excited than any other: Kate Upton. And recently it seems there are two words that get Kate Upton excited. I’m not talking about “cat daddy.” I’m talking about “farmer’s daughter.”

It’s Ok To Take Your Time, Even While On TV

This post is mostly meant for President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney as they prepare for tonight’s first presidential debate, but I do think it’s possible that some of the rest of you (those who plan to participate in game shows, for instance) might…

PIC: Aww! Jennifer Lopez's Daughter Emme Anthony, 4, Sits With Mom And Casper Smart At Paris Fashion Week Show

The little girl attended Chanel's Spring/Summer 2013 show Tuesday with her mother and her mom's beau of one year

Using The Internet To Make Cat Fights Go Viral

The fashion industry has made great use of social media over the last few years to give fans a window into the glamorous world it is. But now some of the business's most influential players are using it for extremely silly spats.

Kim Kardashian News - Kim, Kourtney And Khloe Kardashian Announce New Model For Kardashian Kurves Line (PHOTOS)

After sifting through hundreds of entries, fashion mavens Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian have found a new model for their upcoming Kardashian Kollection plus-size line with Sears, Kardashian Kur …

Doing Weird Sh*t Isn’t Normal, But In Japan It Is (29 Photos)

A lot of these (like any picture with a motorcycle/scooter) aren't from Japan. Asia as a whole, compared to the US, is "odd." But I do love living here in Japan-land! So much crazy shit.

The Anti-Nicholas Kristof Backlash

Criticisms of the way the Times columnist covers women in the developing world, especially sex workers, are mounting. What's the alternative?

Jordan Carver Sexy Oktoberfest Pictures And Video

Nobody does Oktoberfest bigger than Bavarian babe Jordan Carver

Fake Teddy Roosevelt Finally Wins DC's Mascot Race

After 525 consecutive losses, the Washington Nationals finally let Teddy win. It's a story of triumph and sabotage. But mostly triumph.

Chinese Company Sues President Obama

WASHINGTON, Oct. 3 (UPI) -- A Chinese-owned company has filed a lawsuit in a U.S. federal lawsuit against President Barack Obama for blocking its wind farm project deal in Oregon.

Jennifer Lopez Strips For Jason Statham In The Parker Trailer

Parker, the trailer for which you can watch below, looks like every Jason Statham movie ever, with the added benefit that this one also has Nick Nolte, the Commish, and that lady from the Fiat commercials.

Here's A Preview Of Jimmy Fallon And Tina Fey's Appearance On "iCarly"

From the looks of things, it could be a short-and-sweet cameo.

Your Internet Photos Are Already Starting To Die

The popular-in-2004 photohosting service Webshots announced a relaunch, but glossed over the fact they'll be deleting your old photos if you don't update your account. Welcome to the next stage of internet linkrot.

The 30 Most Controversially Attractive Celebs

When the Goslings and ScarJos of the world start getting boring, we must turn to these men and women whose attractiveness is hotly contested – emphasis on hot. Go forth and divide and conquer our hearts, weirdos.

17 Shades Of "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Spinoffs

The "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy has sold over 32 million copies worldwide, so it was only a matter of time before the concept spread to other published works like a nasty virus. But "Fifty Shades of Kale"? Really?

Romney And Obama Cheetos Portraits, Because Why Not

Reminder: 33 days until the election is over.

7 Defining Moments From Presidential Debate History

From Ford on the Cold War to Reagan's charm. Some of the greatest hits, show-downs, and flops from the last 50 years of presidential debates, courtesy of the Miller Center archives.

24 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides

Real, spontaneous emotion from the first time a groom sees his bride on their wedding day.

It's Always Philosophical In Philadelphia

It might seem obvious now, but applying some of the darkest quotes from the most important thinkers and writers in human history to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia scenes results in a perfect union of gif and Western Civilization. Naturally, you can thank Honey Boo Boo Child for inspiring this one.

The Musical Guests Who Performed At Disney Grad Nights

Back in the heyday of Disneyland hosting graduation parties.

Cher And Dionne And The Entire Cast Of 'Clueless' Together Again!

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS AMAZING. I love you, EW.

Restless Romney Braces For High-Stakes Debate

A sleepless night in Denver.

"Presidential Debate Drinking Game" By CH Staff

As two men face off in a rhetorical battle of epic proportions to determine the future of our great nation, why not booze it up? Illustrated by Nathan ... Read "Presidential Debate Drinking Game" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor

Dancing With The Stars All-Stars: Joey Fatone Goes Home

Joey Fatone and partner Kym Johnson were the first contestant and pro voted off the all-star season of Dancing with the Stars.

VIDEO: About That New, Secret Obama Tape...

On June 5, 2007, Tucker Carlson told viewers of his MSNBC show -- Tucker, which was a really underrated show, actually -- that struggling presidential candidate Barack Obama had given a shockingly race-tinged speech. "Barack was talking about a quie…

5 Reasons Humanity Desperately Wants Monsters To Be Real

Think about the worst fight you were ever in. Now think about the last time you did cocaine. Did you ever notice how similar the rush was in both instances (maybe you couldn't tell, if both of those things happened on the same night). It's basic bio…

Daniel Radcliffe Looks Delightful With Horns On His Head

He's horny! HAHA. Horns, get it! He looks horny! WOAHHH Daniel, put those away! Really wearing your feeling on your head now are you Dan? Horny.

Rihanna And Chris Brown Seen Out Together In Public

Sigh. That and more in today's Celebfeed Gossip Roundup!

Let The Internet Plan Your Presidential Campaign!

Let's play a fun game and see what your presidential run would look like if the internet was your campaign manager.

This Is What Pop Music Sounds Like To A Kid

Watch this little girl make up a pop song off the top of her head, complete with a totally nonsensical rap. This is mind-boggling, amazing and somehow says a lot about contemporary music.

The Worst Person Who Has Ever Existed

If you are this person, kindly punch yourself in the face.

60 Reminders Of What A Family Looks Like

Hey, Dan Cathy. These are real families no matter what you say.

Riding A Manatee Is Illegal In Florida, Learns One 52-Year-Old Woman

She could serve 60 days in jail for the second-degree misdemeanor.

Here's A Supercut Of Robert Griffin III Getting Hit Over And Over Again

A quarter of the way through the 2012 season, RGIII has been one of the NFL's best quarterbacks. But as this video shows, over his last two games, the Redskins have let Griffin get abused.

29 Absolutely Terrible Craft Ideas

Do we really need to DIY things out of lint?

9 Things We Learned At Last Night’s ‘Princess Bride’ Reunion

Elwes and Patinkin did all their own fencing. Though stunt people were used for some of the flips and gymnastics, Reiner says that Elwes and Patinkin did their sword-fighting themselves. “Rob said from the beginning, I don’t want stuntmen, I don’t w…

Harry Potter Is The Devil After All

Alternate Title: Daniel Radcliffe is really horny.

'Glee' Preview: 10 Teasers From 'The Break Up' (Video)

Glee's growing pains come to a head Thursday when the Fox musical turns its lens how couples navigate relationships post-high school graduation with a fitting episode titled "The Break Up." During the trying hour -- come prepared, hardcore fans of t…

New Dinosaur: Part Parrot, Part Porcupine

Nature does pretty and nature does ugly. And sometimes it does really, really ugly. Never was that truer than 200 million years ago when the Pegomastax africanus was walking — or scurrying — the Earth. The critter was a whole new kind of homely, but…

Todd Akin Videos: CSPAN Clips Reveal The Missouri Candiate's Paranoia About Abortion And Stem Cell Research.

After becoming a national scandal with his claims that "legitimate rape" cannot result in pregnancy, Rep. Todd Akin has been slowly regaining lost ground in the contest against incumbent Sen. Claire McCaskill for a Missouri Senate seat. Akin's strat…

Chinese Firm Sues Obama Over Blocked Wind Farm

(Newser) – President Obama is being sued by a Chinese-owned company for blocking a wind-farm project on national secur…

Nicki Minaj Curses Out Mariah Carey At American Idol Audition

Nicki Minaj exploded at Mariah Carey during American Idol auditions Tuesday in Charlotte, North Carolina -- going off on a potty-mouthed rant after perceived slights from her fellow judge.

Subtle, Vintage "Targeted Vibration" Ads And Other Links

I see what you did there, marketing guys. Plus, humans really wished monsters existed and your household products are trying to kill you.

There Was A Bit Of Mel Brooks In Billy Crystal's Miracle Max

From the 25th anniversary special edition blu-ray of The Princess Bride.

Judging Banned Books By Their Covers

This week is banned books week, a time to celebrate the titles libraries and schools have pulled from the shelves. Here are some theories on why these novels got blacklisted based on their covers alone.

Familiar Faces In Unfamiliar Places: 17 TV Cast Reunions On Other Shows

1. Seinfeld on Curb Your Enthusiasm (2009) Used to be, TV cast reunions were the province of prime-time specials like Return To Mayberry or The Brady Girls Get Married, much-touted and -watched telemovies that rarely managed to recapture the origina…

Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Date — Dinner Together At LA’s Soho House

Two fans tweeted that they saw Rob and Kristen out to dinner at Soho House in LA on Saturday, Sept. 29, which HollywoodLife.com has confirmed EXCLUSIVELY with an eyewitness! Read on for all the inside scoop.

39 Dog Portraits That Will Take Your Breath Away

Aspiring photographer Jessica Trinh has two adorable dogs named Chuppy and Daisy. They also happen to be two of the most photogenic dogs on the planet and together the three of them make stunning photos.

The Mountain Goats Answer Fan Questions

John Darnielle reveals his favorite Mountain Goats tune, his method for making sad songs even sadder, and what really happens in his tour van.

An Immense Painting Of Romney's Immense Head

Look into those eyes, America.

A Love Story In GChats

Alexis already had a boyfriend who wanted to marry her, but she was finding it harder and harder to ignore her attraction to her friend and flirty GChat buddy.

The Ugliest Campaign In America

A plan to keep it civil has backfired badly in Massachusetts. Scott Brown and Elizabeth Warren can’t keep their hands clean.

Captain Hook Looks...Different

I will sit here consumed with lust for the rest of the evening. Please join me.

The Moon Or An Ice Cream Cake?

Why choose really? These amazing ice cream cakes by Doshi Levien for Haagen Dazs are the best of both worlds.

9 Creative Ways To Use Apples Besides Pie

Pickle them, bake them, sauté them with pork — just please don't make any "how do you like dem" jokes.

'Dancing With The Stars' - Week 2 Results And It's A Shocker!

It’s results night on “Dancing with the Stars” and after a night of performances one more couple will be eliminated from the competition.

Awesome Wheelchair Costumes :

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Romney's Chipotle Photobomber Speaks

Marty Arps says he made the same face for Nicki Minaj. (via The Daily)

1 Trend 4 Ways: Yarn-Adorned Hair (So Much Chicer Than It Sounds!)

If you want to play with your hair this season, you might want to head to your nearest knitting circle. It's all about yarn right now, and it's a lot less Holly Hobby and way chicer than you might be picturing. Here are 4 very different ways to wear…

Women In Hollywood 2012 - Female Celebrity Quotes

From Sarah Jessica Parker to Octavia Spencer, ELLE presents its nineteenth annual Women in Hollywood issue.

Joanna Krupa -- I'M NOT A HOOKER!!!!

New "Real Housewives of Miami" star Joanna Krupa insists ... she's NOT a high-priced prostitute willing to bang a stranger for $10,000 -- despite reports…

11 Delicious Wu-Tang Foods

Chow rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the mayo. Dollar, dollar bill y'all.

6 GIFs Of Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Dancing In The Rain Before A Race

She's back and her dancing is better than ever. Why? Well because now there's rain.

Chick-Fil-A CEO: "We Support Biblical Families"

The CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, is back in the news! This time he's talking Biblical families! SMH.

New Artifacts Emerge Of Obama In The '80s

See photos from Obama's time at Occidental College, where he delivered his first public speech. Plus, a scanned letter describing Chicago in 1985.

A Tiny New Porcupine-Like Dinosaur Discovered

These little guys are called Pegomastax and they are believed to have been vegetarians despite those self-sharpening little fangs. It was also only 45 cms tall. Adorable!

9 Things You Must Do When An Online Date Goes IRL

So you're online dating. For real. Here's how to move it to real life.

What News Anchors Really Do During Commercials

Might as well have fun during those three minutes.

Excellent Restored Jesus Fresco Costume

Game over. Can't top this. I'm going as a ghost.

Rubio: "Biden Is The Best Thing We've Got Going"

The Republican senator took a jab at Vice President Biden's "buried" remarks while stumping for the Romney campaign in Florida.

10 Short Story Collections That Feel Like Novels

Karl Taro Greenfeld’s Triburbia was one of our favorite novels of this summer — but is novel even the most precise word? In truth, the book is collection of linked short stories revolving around a neighborhood, a master patchwork that has both the f…

Famous Authors’ Funniest Responses To Their Books Being Banned

As you might have already heard, it’s Banned Books Week, and booksellers, librarians, and literary critics of all kinds are taking the opportunity to celebrate their favorite once-banned (or oft-banned) literature. But what do the authors themselves…

Woman Photographed Riding A Manatee Turns Herself In

The Florida Manatee Sanctuary Act makes it a second-degree misdemeanor to intentionally “molest, harass, or disturb” any manatee. We’re not legal experts, but we’re willing to bet that includes riding one like a horse. However, Ana Gloria Garcia Gut…

Michigan State Math Professor Strips Naked During Class

A Michigan State University professor was taken into protective custody after students say he went on a naked rampage in the middle of class. “My math teacher just stripped naked during class and was arrested! Go MSU!” one student wrote on Reddit, …

A High School Football Game Ends In A Brawl

The takeaways? Don't grab a guy "in the private," and don't let Guy Fieri coach high school football.

Lucky Dog Survives Being Stuck In A Car's Grill From Massachusetts To Rhode Island

After slamming on his brakes when he saw a dog dart in front of his car, a driver thought he had avoided disaster. Turns out this little miracle dog was stuck inside his Camry's grill and ended up riding with him for over 11 miles further before he was flagged down.

Only One Presidential Candidate Crowd Surfs

Yes, it's Libertarian Gary Johnson. Obama & Romney, consider yourselves challenged.

Richard Belzer Makes Sodomy, Nazi Jokes On The Morning News

It's times like these I wish Greg Kelly was still at his old post on our local Fox morning news. Poor new guy.

Nick Cannon Weighs In On The Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj Feud

And by "weighs in" I mean "was bombarded with questions the second he walked into the studio" on Access Hollywood Live this morning, but he did indulge! And then he partook in a reading of the fight transcript.

26 Tips For Dressing Straight From The Paris Runways

These are the best fashion shows, designers, and clothes in the world. Ready to see how that looks?

Soccer Penalty Kick Hits The Post, Then 'Hits The Post'

Video: A soccer penalty kick hits the post, then makes a beeline for the goalkeeper's junk. Exactly the kind of thing you like using the Internet for.

Terrifying Puppets Inspired By ’80s Pop Culture Icons

Oh my god! Run! Mick Jagger’s giant lips are about to engulf you! What? Oh. False alarm. These are just caricatures of foam and latex, puppets used in an old satirical television show Spitting Image circa the mid 1980s. You may not have heard about …

Trying To Avoid A Cold? Skip The Vitamin D Supplements

Zinc, vitamin C, vitamin D, old-fashioned chicken soup. Chances are you’ve probably tried all of these remedies to ward off symptoms of a cold, but scientists now say that you can cross at least one of them off your list.

Why Nicki Minaj Has No Business Talking To Mariah Carey Like That

She's "your highness" for a reason, Nicki. Jeez.

Get Ready To Have Your Mind Blown (33 Photos)

#15 #17 = mind fucking blown!!

Nest Thermostat: The Ingenious Heating And Cooling System Keeps Getting Smarter.

A year ago, I installed the Nest thermostat in my house and used it for a few weeks. I thought it was a breakthrough. The Nest, which was built by a start-up co-founded by Tony Fadell, the guy who designed the iPod, is not just the most beautiful th…

Obama Wanted To Eliminate The Electoral College

"It is breaking down," he said in a 2003 Senate debate. Too late now!

Heartwrenching Notes Pinned To Abandoned Babies Tops The Morning Links

The concept of leaving a baby on the steps of an orphanage with a note pinned to their clothes had to start somewhere. Plus, crooked cement columns are freaking people out and Honey Boo Boo is moving to South Park.

"The Princess Bride" Turns 25, Robin Wright Admits Her Love For Cary Elwes

Good. She would have been a fool not to have fallen in love with Westley.

What PJ Harvey Taught Me About Sex

Her first three albums, which I first heard as a teen, are an exhaustive chart of what it can mean to be both sexual and a girl.

Cameron Diaz's Kinky Cover Shoot

The 40-year-old actress' sexy spread for Esquire UK was shot by the one and only Terry Richardson.

10 Contemporary Artists Who Use Furniture As A Medium

Consequently, this modernist obsession with elevating industrial design to an art form has also led to an explosion of movements and styles that find artistic meaning and expression through design’s functionality. Below is a list of 10 interesting c…

People Who Need A Little Help :

#7 #13 – i honestly just feel back for these people.

Famous Women Replaced By IKEA Products

Via the best new Tumblr of the week.

Watch Mark Cuban Drunkenly Dance To "Gangnam Style"

Mark Cuban continues to show why he's the everyman of billionaires. While other guys in his tax bracket are eating caviar and hunting people for sport on private islands, he's getting drunk in Bloomington, Indiana bars and dancing to Korean rap.

Sex Offenders Sue Over Law Prohibiting Halloween Decor

(Newser) – A California city cracked down on sex offenders' Halloween celebrations last month, passing a law prohibiti…

Daniel Craig Is Actually Quite Funny In This "SNL" Promo

Having Taran Killiam by his side surely didn't hurt. This bodes well for this week's Saturday Night Live!

Nicki Minaj Curses Out Mariah Carey

In this video from TMZ, Nicki goes completely crazy on Mariah Carey while filming American Idol. The video's a bit blurry but well worth it.

"Lone Ranger" First Trailer Drops

Whoever controls the trains, controls the future. So, The Lone Ranger is Dune now?

Eva Mendes With Curls And A Hat: Fab Or Drab?

This is the person who gets to tuck Ryan Gosling into bed at night so I guess ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!

Check Out The Trailer For "Movie 43"

The epic comedy, shot back in 2010, is packed full of A-listers like Kate Winslet, Emma Stone and Hugh Jackman. WARNING: THIS TRAILER IS RAUNCHY. [NSFW]

What Happens When "The Love Connection" Host Gets Into A Fight On Twitter

After Tom Scharpling of WFMU began debating politics with ex-Love Connection host Chuck Woolery, things got real weird, real fast. It's new media vs. 72-year-old media.

Rihanna News - Chris Brown Caught In The Act? Singer Photographed Leaving Rihanna's New York Hotel (PHOTOS)

Sporting sweats and a hoodie, the “Turn Up the Music” singer was photographed walking out of the Gansevoort Park Hotel in New York City, which is precisely where “Diamonds” songstress has been calling home during her stay in the Big Apple.

Fans Celebrate West Virginia Mountaineers Win Louder Than Usual

While it's been a tradition since the 70s, West Virginia Mountaineers fans sang "Country Roads" a little louder than normal after Saturday's 70-63 win.

I Really Like Where This Is Going (20 HQ Photos)

When famed Me in My Place photographer Michael Edwards has a photoshoot, many of the images go viral quickly, his unique style is easy to recognize. So when photos of fitness model MC Barao hit the Me in My Place blog last week, I stopped in to say …

Celebrities Young Versus Old :

The latest viral buzz from thechive.com

13 Weird But Beautiful Photos Of Rain Indoors

An art exhibit in London featured a room full of rain (because apparently Londoners also need rain indoors now).

Breaking Ned

Hiddily-Ho, Methorinos!

11 Amazing Disco Performances On French TV

Some are hits by famous artists, some are kinda obscure, all of them are fabulous. The outfits, the staging, the dancing!

Beautiful Book Cover Collages Of Famous Titles

We’re always on the lookout for beautifully reimagined book covers, and Greek designer Christos Kourtoglou’s collages certainly fit the bill. The artist’s atmospheric works — which we first spotted on Booooooom — combine collage illustrations, drawi…

George Zimmerman's Brother: 'There's Obviously Been Injustice In The Way That Blacks Have Been Treated In Our Justice System'

Cenk talks to Robert Zimmerman, the brother of George Zimmerman, who is awaiting trial on charges of second-degree murder in the death of Trayvon Martin. “There’s obviously been injustice in the way that blacks have been treated in our justice syste…

PIC: Paris Jackson Chops Off Her Hair To Copy Miley Cyrus?

"That awkward moment when everyone is saying no to doing the right thing . . ." she tweeted Friday. "If I want to cut my hair and donate it I'd appreciate some support."

4 Ways To Win A Presidential Debate

Obama and Romney meet tonight in Denver.

Know A Guy Who Likes Boobs And Booze? (Um, All Of Them?) Well, You Could Buy Him This…

OK, we get it. Men are obsessed with boobs. But are they seriously so obsessed they’d be into this crazy product?

Anna Paquin Visits Her Twins At Cedars-Sinai Hospital

Anna Paquin holds onto a shopping bag as she leaves Cedars-Sinai Hospital following a visit with her newborn twins on Monday (October 1) in Los Angeles.

Dirty Funny Chive Photos :

Girl loves to photoshop celebs into all her photos. Not creepy, I swear (14 Photos)

Chive College Photos :

1 As always if you have any great documented college moments, be sure to send ‘em my way at bringittobob [at] gmail [dot] com ALSO, next Tuesday I will show off the first college post by conference starting with eith…

Girls Tugging Their Clothing :

http://thechive.com/2012/10/02/girls-tugging-on-t… moar!!!

Hi I'm Alex Photo All Time Low's Photos

Obviously. It took me about 5 hours to re-create this photo. Hand-made Murica jeans & Long live the reckless and the brave shirt, since I'm way too poor to buy my own. The only thing photoshopped other than alex missing, is the pink in the hair. Buz…

Oregon Farmer Eaten By Pigs

When Terry Vance Garner failed to return from feeding his pigs last Wednesday, a family member who went to check on him made a horrifying discovery: what appeared to be Garner’s remains, including his dentures, strewn throughout the hog pen, accordi…

Taylor Swift’s ‘Red’ – Listen Now!

Check out the first listen of Taylor Swift‘s newly released song “Red”!

How Google Image Search Made Me A World-Famous Moron

I mention this because I may be the only person who knows exactly how that poor girl feels. Just as that "Afghan Girl" unwittingly became synonymous with human atrocity thanks to a single photograph, so too has this "American Dreamboat" unwittingly …

Jessica Ussery: 5 Things You Don't Know About Jason Aldean's Wife

Aldean apologized Sunday to his wife of 11 years after he was caught kissing American Idol contestant Brittany Kerr on Wednesday

Teresa Giudice Stirs The Pot At Explosive 'Real Housewives Of New Jersey' Reunion

Who ruined Teresa Giudice's family? Part one of three reunion specials for The Real Housewives of New Jersey, season 4, was like a summit meeting called to answer that question. This particular meeting, hosted as usual by Andy Cohen, was held at the…

The 6 Most Insanely Reckless Smuggling Tactics

Wherever you have borders, you find very motivated people trying to sneak shit across them. Of course, said borders are typically guarded by equally motivated people with guns whose only job is to stop them. Winning that battle requires planning, cr…

4 Ways High School Makes You Hate Reading

Let me be clear: I still love reading good books, but since experience has taught me that there's about a 95 percent chance that a random (adult) book I pick up is going to be unenjoyable, I spend more time researching a book before I read it than I…

Obama Also Spoke Of Racism And Hurricane Katrina In 2005 Harvard Speech

The then-newly-elected Illinois Senator, the keynote speaker at the Harvard Law School Association Award Luncheon, spoke of the failure surrounding Hurricane Katrina saying it was caused by a "passive indifference common in our culture."

Obama Loses Crucial "Guy From Creed" Vote

Though he said he felt "inspired" by Obama way back then, during that exciting time of national rebirth that led up to the release of Full Circle, today Stapp finds the president to be "a lot of promises but no real delivery" on America's need to mo…

Watch Singing Disney Princesses Tell You How To Be A Hipster (Ironically, Of Course!)

If you’re a fan of that whole Hipster Ariel Internet meme or this clever Hipster Disney Princesses art that made the rounds several months ago, then this video is for you......

NFL Player Chris Kluwe: Shirtless For ‘Out’ Magazine!

NFL player and gay rights advocate Chris Kluwe goes shirtless for his Out magazine cover story in the November 2012 issue, on newsstands October 23.

"Raiders Of The Lost Ark" In One GIF, Start To Finish

I ain't got the words. Just watch.

Eliot Spitzer And Glenn Beck Square Off For DISH Network's 'War Of The Words'

Calling all “Viewpoint” fans — political ideologies will collide in Denver, Colo., at 10E/8MT on Tuesday evening, Oct. 2, when Current TV’s Eliot Spitzer takes on TheBlaze’s Glenn Beck in the DISH Network event “Election 2012: War of the Words.”

Celebs Photoshopped Into Other Celebs :

Ok, so #11 is Jennifer Aniston right? And 15 is Pink…why did they put reg pictures in w/ the photoshopped?

The 5 Best Reasons To Get A Forehead Bagel From Bryan

Forehead bagels are a new beauty trend in Asia. Seriously. It's exactly what it sounds like, and it's here to stay, which means you should get one too! Not convinced? Then here are five of the best reasons to get a forehead bagel.

Glenn Beck Writes Very Glenn Beckian Letter Explaining Why He Loves Muse

So anyway, Beck got out his chalkboard and read between the lines and responded to Bellamy with the below letter that begins, "As uncomfortable as it might be for you, I will still play your songs loudly. To me your songs are anthems that beg for ch…

5-Second Films Looper Parody, Pooper.

5-Second Films Looper parody, Pooper, a video about meeting your future self and giving him some awesome toilet paper.

Sean Hannity's "Al Gore Preacher Mode"

One of the many highlights from the video bomb Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity dropped on Fox News.

Lindsay Lohan Assaulted In New York City

Even when Lindsay Lohan isn't causing trouble, trouble seems to follow her. This weekend, the actress reportedly had a frightening and violent encounter with a man she met at a New York City night club. The alleged assailant, a 25-year-old Californ…

Jamie Lynn's Daughter Maddie Dresses Like Auntie Britney Spears

Just when I thought Jamie Lynn Spears‘ daughter Maddie might turn out a-ok growing up away from the pressures of Hollywood and the spotlight of her family, I see this photo of her dressed  in Auntie Britney Spears‘ infamous “Hit Me Baby One More Tim…

The Lumineers "Stubborn Love" - World Premiere Video @ TeamCoco.com

Official site of Team Coco & Conan O'Brien - watch Conan full episodes, get the latest news about Conan on TBS, watch Conan videos, Conan on the intertubes, fan sneak peeks, plus sundry worthless hilarity.

Meet Ukrainian Teenager Anastasiya Shpagina, Real Life Anime Girl

Meet Anastasiya Shpagina, real life anime girl, who spends an hour a day on makeup to achieve an exaggerated wide-eye look.

Victorian-Era Photographs Of ‘Lost’ Characters

Over two years after its series finale, Lost is doing the Time Warp again. In a mashup that’s entirely plausible given the show’s fondness for time travel, Neil Richards at Websites Are Lovely has created an amusing series that places Lost cast memb…

The Riskiest Performances In Film

Audiences at the 50th New York Film Festival will get an eyeful of Precious director Lee Daniels’ Florida noir The Paperboy tomorrow evening. The film gets a limited release this Friday. Well before its Cannes debut, the filmmaker was promising a mu…

The 2012 MacArthur Foundation Genius Grant Recipients

News of the 2012 MacArthur Foundation “genius” grant winners has leaked early, showing that 23 fellows will be awarded $500,000 over the next five years to use as they see fit. Among this year’s names are authors Junot Diaz, who recently published t…

'Walking Dead' Showrunner Glen Mazzara Previews Darker, More Intense Third Season

Shane, Dale and Hershel's farm are gone. Michonne, the Governor and the prison (and Woodbury!) are coming. Welcome to season three of AMC's The Walking Dead, during which Rick and his band of survivors will face new challenges as they seek the safe …

Charles M. Schulz, Creator Of Peanuts

Here, on the anniversary of the October 2, 1952, debut of Peanuts as a daily newspaper comic strip, LIFE.com presents a series of photos — none of which originally ran in LIFE magazine — of Charles M. Schulz at home and at play with his family in 19…

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Famke Janssen Refuses To Have Plastic Surgery

Actress Famke Janssen is refusing to follow the Hollywood cosmetic surgery trend because she is terrified of going under the knife. The 48-year-old X-Men star, who has embraced writing and directing in recent years, insists she would much rather s…

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3d Printed Gun: Wiki Weapon On Hold After Stratasys Revokes Lease On Printer

The promise of home 3-D printing is that you can construct anything you want from the comfort and convenience of your own living room. For a group whose mission is to 3-D print a working pistol from scratch, however, that promise has been revoked. D…

VIDEO Paul Ryan Says Explaining Tax Plan Math Would Take Too Long

Paul Ryan was clearly in friendly territory when he sat down for an interview with Fox News’ Chris Wallace Sunday. But there was a point when Wallace clearly grew frustrated with the vice presidential candidate’s failure to explain the basic princip…

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After Robert Downey Jr. injured his ankle in August, production on Iron Man 3 was delayed until yesterday, so here are some set shots of the new Iron Man armor in case you have sex with women’s vaginas and missed the statue at Comic-Con and/or have …

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News Anchor Responds To Viewer Who Called Her Fat

(Newser) – An anchorwoman at WKBT in Lacrosse, Wisconsin, offered an on-air response today to a viewer who criticized her weight. Samp…

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I love David Mitchell and I love the essay he had in the Times magazine this past weekend about the experience of having his novel, Cloud Atlas, made into a movie. He writes about the way seeing a movie of a book changes the way we see the imagery o…

The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Final Poster

After some kind of extended, viral marketing Easter Egg hunt that had fans trying to piece it together like a jigsaw puzzle, the final poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – ostensibly the final Twilight movie – is finally online. Once…

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Giudice -- mom to Gia, 11, Gabriella, 7, Milania, 6, and Audriana, 3 -- also lashed out at cousin Kathy Wakile, saying she's heard her marriage of 21 years is on the rocks. (A source denies Giudice's claim, telling Us Kathy, 47, and her husband, Ric…

Romney Campaign Denies Involvement In Obama Video

Gitcho unsure of whether the speech being touted in conservative media contains anything newsworthy.

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