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October 3, 2012

Winona Ryder's New Hair: Fab Or Drab?

It's long and two different tones. It kind of has a Nancy Botwin vibe to it?

Excruciatingly Adorable Video For The Obamas' 20th Wedding Anniversary

Michelle Obama's anniversary president? Her husband stuck at a debate all night.

Real Women

The women of our dreams don't always look like the ones we know. Ian Lang negotiates the difference between fantasy and reality.

Using The Internet To Make Cat Fights Go Viral

The fashion industry has made great use of social media over the last few years to give fans a window into the glamorous world it is. But now some of the business's most influential players are using it for extremely silly spats.

The Anti-Nicholas Kristof Backlash

Criticisms of the way the Times columnist covers women in the developing world, especially sex workers, are mounting. What's the alternative?

Jordan Carver Sexy Oktoberfest Pictures And Video

Nobody does Oktoberfest bigger than Bavarian babe Jordan Carver

Fake Teddy Roosevelt Finally Wins DC's Mascot Race

After 525 consecutive losses, the Washington Nationals finally let Teddy win. It's a story of triumph and sabotage. But mostly triumph.

Chinese Company Sues President Obama

WASHINGTON, Oct. 3 (UPI) -- A Chinese-owned company has filed a lawsuit in a U.S. federal lawsuit against President Barack Obama for blocking its wind farm project deal in Oregon.

Jennifer Lopez Strips For Jason Statham In The Parker Trailer

Parker, the trailer for which you can watch below, looks like every Jason Statham movie ever, with the added benefit that this one also has Nick Nolte, the Commish, and that lady from the Fiat commercials.

Here's A Preview Of Jimmy Fallon And Tina Fey's Appearance On "iCarly"

From the looks of things, it could be a short-and-sweet cameo.

Your Internet Photos Are Already Starting To Die

The popular-in-2004 photohosting service Webshots announced a relaunch, but glossed over the fact they'll be deleting your old photos if you don't update your account. Welcome to the next stage of internet linkrot.

17 Shades Of "Fifty Shades Of Grey" Spinoffs

The "Fifty Shades of Grey" trilogy has sold over 32 million copies worldwide, so it was only a matter of time before the concept spread to other published works like a nasty virus. But "Fifty Shades of Kale"? Really?

Romney And Obama Cheetos Portraits, Because Why Not

Reminder: 33 days until the election is over.

7 Defining Moments From Presidential Debate History

From Ford on the Cold War to Reagan's charm. Some of the greatest hits, show-downs, and flops from the last 50 years of presidential debates, courtesy of the Miller Center archives.

24 Grooms Blown Away By Their Beautiful Brides

Real, spontaneous emotion from the first time a groom sees his bride on their wedding day.

It's Always Philosophical In Philadelphia

It might seem obvious now, but applying some of the darkest quotes from the most important thinkers and writers in human history to It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia scenes results in a perfect union of gif and Western Civilization. Naturally, you can thank Honey Boo Boo Child for inspiring this one.

The Musical Guests Who Performed At Disney Grad Nights

Back in the heyday of Disneyland hosting graduation parties.

Cher And Dionne And The Entire Cast Of 'Clueless' Together Again!


Restless Romney Braces For High-Stakes Debate

A sleepless night in Denver.

Dancing With The Stars All-Stars: Joey Fatone Goes Home

Joey Fatone and partner Kym Johnson were the first contestant and pro voted off the all-star season of Dancing with the Stars.

Daniel Radcliffe Looks Delightful With Horns On His Head

He's horny! HAHA. Horns, get it! He looks horny! WOAHHH Daniel, put those away! Really wearing your feeling on your head now are you Dan? Horny.

Rihanna And Chris Brown Seen Out Together In Public

Sigh. That and more in today's Celebfeed Gossip Roundup!

Let The Internet Plan Your Presidential Campaign!

Let's play a fun game and see what your presidential run would look like if the internet was your campaign manager.

The Worst Person Who Has Ever Existed

If you are this person, kindly punch yourself in the face.

60 Reminders Of What A Family Looks Like

Hey, Dan Cathy. These are real families no matter what you say.

Riding A Manatee Is Illegal In Florida, Learns One 52-Year-Old Woman

She could serve 60 days in jail for the second-degree misdemeanor.

Here's A Supercut Of Robert Griffin III Getting Hit Over And Over Again

A quarter of the way through the 2012 season, RGIII has been one of the NFL's best quarterbacks. But as this video shows, over his last two games, the Redskins have let Griffin get abused.

29 Absolutely Terrible Craft Ideas

Do we really need to DIY things out of lint?

Harry Potter Is The Devil After All

Alternate Title: Daniel Radcliffe is really horny.

Subtle, Vintage "Targeted Vibration" Ads And Other Links

I see what you did there, marketing guys. Plus, humans really wished monsters existed and your household products are trying to kill you.

There Was A Bit Of Mel Brooks In Billy Crystal's Miracle Max

From the 25th anniversary special edition blu-ray of The Princess Bride.

Judging Banned Books By Their Covers

This week is banned books week, a time to celebrate the titles libraries and schools have pulled from the shelves. Here are some theories on why these novels got blacklisted based on their covers alone.

39 Dog Portraits That Will Take Your Breath Away

Aspiring photographer Jessica Trinh has two adorable dogs named Chuppy and Daisy. They also happen to be two of the most photogenic dogs on the planet and together the three of them make stunning photos.

An Immense Painting Of Romney's Immense Head

Look into those eyes, America.

A Love Story In GChats

Alexis already had a boyfriend who wanted to marry her, but she was finding it harder and harder to ignore her attraction to her friend and flirty GChat buddy.

The Ugliest Campaign In America

A plan to keep it civil has backfired badly in Massachusetts. Scott Brown and Elizabeth Warren can’t keep their hands clean.

The Moon Or An Ice Cream Cake?

Why choose really? These amazing ice cream cakes by Doshi Levien for Haagen Dazs are the best of both worlds.

9 Creative Ways To Use Apples Besides Pie

Pickle them, bake them, sauté them with pork — just please don't make any "how do you like dem" jokes.

Romney's Chipotle Photobomber Speaks

Marty Arps says he made the same face for Nicki Minaj. (via The Daily)

11 Delicious Wu-Tang Foods

Chow rules everything around me. C.R.E.A.M. Get the mayo. Dollar, dollar bill y'all.

6 GIFs Of Hurdler Michelle Jenneke Dancing In The Rain Before A Race

She's back and her dancing is better than ever. Why? Well because now there's rain.

Chick-Fil-A CEO: "We Support Biblical Families"

The CEO of Chick-Fil-A, Dan Cathy, is back in the news! This time he's talking Biblical families! SMH.

New Artifacts Emerge Of Obama In The '80s

See photos from Obama's time at Occidental College, where he delivered his first public speech. Plus, a scanned letter describing Chicago in 1985.

A Tiny New Porcupine-Like Dinosaur Discovered

These little guys are called Pegomastax and they are believed to have been vegetarians despite those self-sharpening little fangs. It was also only 45 cms tall. Adorable!

9 Things You Must Do When An Online Date Goes IRL

So you're online dating. For real. Here's how to move it to real life.

What News Anchors Really Do During Commercials

Might as well have fun during those three minutes.

Excellent Restored Jesus Fresco Costume

Game over. Can't top this. I'm going as a ghost.

Rubio: "Biden Is The Best Thing We've Got Going"

The Republican senator took a jab at Vice President Biden's "buried" remarks while stumping for the Romney campaign in Florida.

Michigan State Math Professor Strips Naked During Class

A Michigan State University professor was taken into protective custody after students say he went on a naked rampage in the middle of class. “My math teacher just stripped naked during class and was arrested! Go MSU!” one student wrote on Reddit, …

A High School Football Game Ends In A Brawl

The takeaways? Don't grab a guy "in the private," and don't let Guy Fieri coach high school football.

Lucky Dog Survives Being Stuck In A Car's Grill From Massachusetts To Rhode Island

After slamming on his brakes when he saw a dog dart in front of his car, a driver thought he had avoided disaster. Turns out this little miracle dog was stuck inside his Camry's grill and ended up riding with him for over 11 miles further before he was flagged down.

Only One Presidential Candidate Crowd Surfs

Yes, it's Libertarian Gary Johnson. Obama & Romney, consider yourselves challenged.

Richard Belzer Makes Sodomy, Nazi Jokes On The Morning News

It's times like these I wish Greg Kelly was still at his old post on our local Fox morning news. Poor new guy.

Nick Cannon Weighs In On The Mariah Carey/Nicki Minaj Feud

And by "weighs in" I mean "was bombarded with questions the second he walked into the studio" on Access Hollywood Live this morning, but he did indulge! And then he partook in a reading of the fight transcript.

26 Tips For Dressing Straight From The Paris Runways

These are the best fashion shows, designers, and clothes in the world. Ready to see how that looks?

Soccer Penalty Kick Hits The Post, Then 'Hits The Post'

Video: A soccer penalty kick hits the post, then makes a beeline for the goalkeeper's junk. Exactly the kind of thing you like using the Internet for.

Why Nicki Minaj Has No Business Talking To Mariah Carey Like That

She's "your highness" for a reason, Nicki. Jeez.

Obama Wanted To Eliminate The Electoral College

"It is breaking down," he said in a 2003 Senate debate. Too late now!

Heartwrenching Notes Pinned To Abandoned Babies Tops The Morning Links

The concept of leaving a baby on the steps of an orphanage with a note pinned to their clothes had to start somewhere. Plus, crooked cement columns are freaking people out and Honey Boo Boo is moving to South Park.

"The Princess Bride" Turns 25, Robin Wright Admits Her Love For Cary Elwes

Good. She would have been a fool not to have fallen in love with Westley.

What PJ Harvey Taught Me About Sex

Her first three albums, which I first heard as a teen, are an exhaustive chart of what it can mean to be both sexual and a girl.

Famous Women Replaced By IKEA Products

Via the best new Tumblr of the week.

Watch Mark Cuban Drunkenly Dance To "Gangnam Style"

Mark Cuban continues to show why he's the everyman of billionaires. While other guys in his tax bracket are eating caviar and hunting people for sport on private islands, he's getting drunk in Bloomington, Indiana bars and dancing to Korean rap.

Daniel Craig Is Actually Quite Funny In This "SNL" Promo

Having Taran Killiam by his side surely didn't hurt. This bodes well for this week's Saturday Night Live!

Nicki Minaj Curses Out Mariah Carey

In this video from TMZ, Nicki goes completely crazy on Mariah Carey while filming American Idol. The video's a bit blurry but well worth it.

"Lone Ranger" First Trailer Drops

Whoever controls the trains, controls the future. So, The Lone Ranger is Dune now?

Eva Mendes With Curls And A Hat: Fab Or Drab?

This is the person who gets to tuck Ryan Gosling into bed at night so I guess ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!!!!

Check Out The Trailer For "Movie 43"

The epic comedy, shot back in 2010, is packed full of A-listers like Kate Winslet, Emma Stone and Hugh Jackman. WARNING: THIS TRAILER IS RAUNCHY. [NSFW]

What Happens When "The Love Connection" Host Gets Into A Fight On Twitter

After Tom Scharpling of WFMU began debating politics with ex-Love Connection host Chuck Woolery, things got real weird, real fast. It's new media vs. 72-year-old media.

Fans Celebrate West Virginia Mountaineers Win Louder Than Usual

While it's been a tradition since the 70s, West Virginia Mountaineers fans sang "Country Roads" a little louder than normal after Saturday's 70-63 win.

13 Weird But Beautiful Photos Of Rain Indoors

An art exhibit in London featured a room full of rain (because apparently Londoners also need rain indoors now).

Breaking Ned

Hiddily-Ho, Methorinos!

George Zimmerman's Brother: 'There's Obviously Been Injustice In The Way That Blacks Have Been Treated In Our Justice System'

Cenk talks to Robert Zimmerman, the brother of George Zimmerman, who is awaiting trial on charges of second-degree murder in the death of Trayvon Martin. “There’s obviously been injustice in the way that blacks have been treated in our justice syste…

4 Ways To Win A Presidential Debate

Obama and Romney meet tonight in Denver.

Hi I'm Alex Photo All Time Low's Photos

Obviously. It took me about 5 hours to re-create this photo. Hand-made Murica jeans & Long live the reckless and the brave shirt, since I'm way too poor to buy my own. The only thing photoshopped other than alex missing, is the pink in the hair. Buz…

Teresa Giudice Stirs The Pot At Explosive 'Real Housewives Of New Jersey' Reunion

Who ruined Teresa Giudice's family? Part one of three reunion specials for The Real Housewives of New Jersey, season 4, was like a summit meeting called to answer that question. This particular meeting, hosted as usual by Andy Cohen, was held at the…

Obama Also Spoke Of Racism And Hurricane Katrina In 2005 Harvard Speech

The then-newly-elected Illinois Senator, the keynote speaker at the Harvard Law School Association Award Luncheon, spoke of the failure surrounding Hurricane Katrina saying it was caused by a "passive indifference common in our culture."

"Raiders Of The Lost Ark" In One GIF, Start To Finish

I ain't got the words. Just watch.

Eliot Spitzer And Glenn Beck Square Off For DISH Network's 'War Of The Words'

Calling all “Viewpoint” fans — political ideologies will collide in Denver, Colo., at 10E/8MT on Tuesday evening, Oct. 2, when Current TV’s Eliot Spitzer takes on TheBlaze’s Glenn Beck in the DISH Network event “Election 2012: War of the Words.”

5-Second Films Looper Parody, Pooper.

5-Second Films Looper parody, Pooper, a video about meeting your future self and giving him some awesome toilet paper.

Sean Hannity's "Al Gore Preacher Mode"

One of the many highlights from the video bomb Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity dropped on Fox News.

Lindsay Lohan Assaulted In New York City

Even when Lindsay Lohan isn't causing trouble, trouble seems to follow her. This weekend, the actress reportedly had a frightening and violent encounter with a man she met at a New York City night club. The alleged assailant, a 25-year-old Californ…

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25 Days To Read “Cloud Atlas” Before Tom Hanks Ruins It Forever

I love David Mitchell and I love the essay he had in the Times magazine this past weekend about the experience of having his novel, Cloud Atlas, made into a movie. He writes about the way seeing a movie of a book changes the way we see the imagery o…

The Twilight Saga Breaking Dawn Part 2 Final Poster

After some kind of extended, viral marketing Easter Egg hunt that had fans trying to piece it together like a jigsaw puzzle, the final poster for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 – ostensibly the final Twilight movie – is finally online. Once…

Romney Campaign Denies Involvement In Obama Video

Gitcho unsure of whether the speech being touted in conservative media contains anything newsworthy.

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