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October 6, 2012

Courtney Stodden Sometimes Calls Doug ‘Dad,’ He Says He’s ‘Raising’ His Wife. Perfectly Healthy.

Because the entire point of this whole child-bride charade was to land them a reality show, Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchinson made their debut on VH1′s Couples Therapy 2 this week where apparently they couldn’t decide between just blatantly admit…

"Gas Station For Obama" Prices Are Up 62 Cents From 2008

The Obama-themed gas station starred in the Obama campaign's web video in October 2008. Four years later, prices have risen by $0.62.

Cheat: A Man's Guide To Infidelity

Most men cheat at some point in their lives. Here's how to do it.

Kim Kardashian Needs An Intimate Beach Wedding For Her Collection

Yeah, good point. You had the huge, expensive, staged wedding, and now you have to collect the other eight. There’s Intimate Beach Wedding, Barefoot Field Wedding, Traditional Religious Wedding, Costume Wedding, Destination Wedding, Courthouse Weddi…

What Does This Cartoon Mean? @ TeamCoco.com

The latest viral buzz from teamcoco.com

Ninja Dodgeball Dodge And Kill Of The Day And Friday Morning Links

Want to see a guy spin into the air with a dodgeball dodge, then snipe his opponent? Warning: you will never be this athletic.

Jon Stewart's Hilarious Response To Presidential Debate (Video)

The day after Barack Obama's widely panned presidential debate performance, The Daily Show's Jon Stewart took his turn to lampoon the president. "How bad was the debate?

Psy Performs ‘Gangnam Style’ And More For Thousands Of South Koreans

Korean rapper Psy promised to give his fans a free concert in Seoul if his song reached the top of the U.S. Billboard Hot 100 chart. Well, he hasn't quite reached that milestone, but he decided that being second best was good enough. (MORE: Billboar…

Bill O'Reilly, Jon Stewart Debate: Who Will Win?

FILE - This Sept. 22, 2010 file photo shows Comedy Central's Jon Stewart from "The Daily Show with Jon Stewart," left, and and political pundit Bill O'Reilly during an interview for "The O'Reilly Factor" on FOX News Channel, in New York. O'Reilly an…

HQ DAR :

October 5, 2012 | In: DAR, Funny, High-Res

Erin Farber: 10 Things Americans Can Learn From Amsterdammers

While this small country may be relatively unfamiliar to many -- who confuse its guttural language with German and tall, blonde citizens with the Danes -- there is actually a wealth of life lessons that Americans can learn from the people of the low…

Florida I-75 Mess: 52 Hurt, 47 Cars, 12 Accidents

(AP) – Authorities say dozens of travelers have been injured—but no one killed—in a chain reaction of collisions on In…

If "Looper" Was A '90s Disney Movie

And you thought it couldn't have been more awesome.

Presidential Debate: Celebrities React On Twitter

Only time will tell whether it was Barack Obama or Mitt Romney who walked away the winner of last night's presidential debate, but one thing's for sure: People have a lot to say about the candidates' performances!

Gap Year Programs Like City Year Provide Alternative To Immediate College Enrollment

In September Amy Huynh, a recent high school graduate who was accepted to Colby College in Maine, visited some of her childhood friends during move-in weekend at UCLA. They’re newly minted freshmen, ready to embark on an exciting college career. But…

Rihanna's Dad Gives Chris Brown His Blessing To Date His Daughter Again

Rihanna father, Ronald Fenty, has given his blessing to Chris Brown, saying he has no problem if the two stars want to get back together. He says he has always respected Brown. Yesterday Brown confirmed that he split from girlfriend Karrueche Tran,…

Parks And Recreation's Ben Wyatt Summer Jamz Mix Is, Of Course, Now A Real Thing

The appearance of Benji's Cool Times Summer Jamz Mix accounted for maybe 20 seconds of screen action on last night's episode of Parks And Recreation, but as with all things Parks And Rec, of course, that brief gag now lives on in Internet eternity. …

Lil Wayne Eulogizes Steve Jobs

Simple yet powerful. Thank you, Lil Wayne.

Hulk Hogan Has A Sex Tape, And Yes It's Super Awkward

In case you thought you were having a tough week, I’m here to reassure you that the Hogan family is having a worse one. You know the Hogans — their patriarch is that blond walrus Hulk Hogan who got famous from that reality TV show. And also used to …

Kim Kardashian News - Kim Kardashian: I'm Not Pregnant

Kim Kardashian's most recent fashion choice may have raised some eyebrows, but the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star assures that it's not because she has a bun in the oven. The 31-year-old spar …

'Real Housewives Of Miami' Star -- Homeless Man Pressing Charges Over Nut Punch

HOBO JUSTICE!!! TMZ has learned, the homeless man who was assaulted on tape by "Real Housewives of Miami" dumbass Peter Rosello has informed police he…

Christina Hendricks: Don't Call Me "Full-Figured"

The Mad Men actress nearly stopped an interview with Australian's Sun-Herald when her interviewer, Kate Waterhouse, asked her, "You have been an inspiration as a full-figured woman. What is the most inspiring story that you can remember where you've…

Politicians Talking About UFOs And Aliens (PHOTOS)

That's a classic line you'll hear from extraterrestrials in science-fiction, but what if the roles were reversed? Were Bill Clinton and JFK preparing their talking points for a meeting with creatures from another galaxy? History reveals more governm…

Watch Ducks Who Spent Their Entire Lives In A Pen Experience Water For The First Time

An incredibly heartwarming look at instincts kicking (and splashing and swimming) in. These two dozen ducks were kept by an animal hoarder in pens without water or proper food, and they were recently rescued by Woodstock Farm Animal Sanctuary.

The 10 Most Surreal Moments Of Surrealism

For Andre Breton’s 1942 exhibition of Surrealism in New York, First Papers of Surrealism, the inveterate art prankster strung the gallery with a gigantic web of string for his piece Mile of String.

Lady Gaga Posts Topless Photo Of Herself With Donatella Versace

Doesn’t everyone hang out -- literally -- with their friends topless and have a controversial fashion photographer take snaps and then years later have the photos posted on their fan website? Wait, no?

Bow Wow -- Wow, Maybe He Really Is Broke

Gotta say ... we were scoffing at Bow Wow this week when he told a child custody judge he was only pulling in $4,000 a month ... and then announced just…

'Taken 2's' Liam Neeson: A Week's Worth Of Action

With his new movie "Taken 2" opening this weekend, Liam Neeson was all over the internet this week. Here's some the best stuff.

Teresa Giudice Dissing Lauren Manzo's Lap-Band Surgery "Was Even Worse Than What Was Shown On TV"

"It was even worse than what was shown on TV," an insider tells the new issue of Us Weekly (out now). "She was saying Lauren was lazy."

Nathan Fillion For "Geek Magazine"

In his geekiest (and probably hottest) photo shoot yet.

French Bees Produce Blue Honey

Since August, beekeepers near the town of Ribeauville, in the northeastern region of Alsace, have been reporting their bees are producing blue and green honey, according to Reuters. And they’ve traced the cause back to a biogas plant that processes …

Obama-Romney Polls Start To See Romney Debate Bounce

WASHINGTON -- Political junkies have been watching for any signs that the perceptions of a lackluster performance by President Barack Obama in Wednesday night's debate have translated into polling gains for Republican nominee Mitt Romney. For the mo…

Bob Herbert: No More Excuses

It's time to stop making excuses for Barack Obama. With so much at stake in this election, his performance at the debate on Wednesday night was indefensible.

Best Time To Accomplish Anything

The WSJ had a good piece last weekend listing the optimal times to do certain activities. Some notable highlights: Best time to send emails you want read: 6 a.m. Best time for thinking: Late morning. Best time for creative thinking: Creativity c…

Now Mitt Romney Wants You To Love Him

Moving stories, a compelling biopic, and a wife who defends her husband's character. How Romney is trying to reintroduce himself on the road.

Salman Khan And YouTube: The Khan Academy’s Online Global Education Mission (VIDEO)

When you hear Salman Khan’s story, it sounds like an Internet-age fairy tale, one that goes something like this. Once upon a time, a brainy MIT graduate working as a hedge-fund analyst started tutoring his cousin in math and science online. He decid…

AnnaLynne McCord & Dominic Purcell Split?

AnnaLynne McCord and her boyfriend of over a year Dominic Purcell have reportedly gone their separate ways, according to Us Weekly.

How To Find Out If You've Been TAKEN From Dan Abramson

A handy guide as you ready yourself for Taken 2.

Funny Friday Dopamine Image Dump :

October 5, 2012 | In: Dopamine Dump, Funny, Random

Karrueche Tran Flies Out Of NYC After Rihanna & Chris Brown Hookup

Karrueche Tran tweeted “take off” on Oct. 3, leading us to believe that she has boarded a flight out of New York City. Chris Brown and Karrueche had a huge fight following his hookup with Rihanna on Oct. 1, according to a new report with Radar Onlin…

Jon Stewart Baffled By Obama Debate Performance, Tells Prez 'Wake The F*ck Up' (VIDEO)

Like most Americans, left and right, Jon Stewart was flabbergasted by President Obama's weak performance during the first presidential debate. Putting his shock succinctly, he explained, 'Obama lost even though Romney was lying his ass off the entir…

Iconic Album Covers Gone Lego Photo

These are so creative and cool! Which album covers would you like to see made into legos?

The Most Expensive Burgers On The Planet

What would you pay for the perfect burger? 1 McGuire’s Grand Burger: Price $100 2 Hamburger “Million rupees”: Price $108 3 The DB Royale Double T…

‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Recap: Mark Sloan Dies After Flashback — Episode 902

After the Grey’s Anatomy season premiere, viewers still had plenty of questions about the plane crash, and thankfully, most of those holes were filled on the Oct. 4 episode, as we learned exactly what happened when the doctors were found. After bein…

Jimmy Fallon Debates As Mitt Romney, Tells Jim Lehrer To 'Shut The F*** Up' (VIDEO)

Jimmy Fallon wasted no time in parodying the first presidential debate of the election season, pulling out his Romney impression to play an agitated version of the GOP candidate who grows increasingly frustrated with moderator Jim Lehrer (played by …

Snoop Dogg Lists The Differences Between Obama And Romney From Look What I Found

Okay, technically it was written by Twitter user @dragonflyjonez, but it was uploaded to Snoop's Instragram. Regardless, the list is accurate - the bitch does indeed have a dancing horse.

20 Reasons Why Snoop Dogg Is Not Voting For Romney

As a citizen of the United States who is part of the 25-34 demographic (and still kind of pretends she’s part of the 18-24 demographic because really, 27 and 34 are SO not the same thing), I feel it’s my civic duty to monitor celebrity Instagram acc…

'Vampire Diaries' Season 4 Preview

In one week, The Vampire Diaries returns for season four – and let’s just say, Elena’s (Nina Dobrev) in for a wild ride.

Liam Neeson's Particular Set Of Skills Does Not Include Talking About Football

Apparently asked on with the assumption that he would be ready and willing to discuss the Jets based on his having been to one of their games, Neeson responded first with a blank stare, followed by a request to "start again." After learning it was l…

Border Patrol Agent's Killer: Friendly Fire, Sources Say

(Newser) – Border Patrol agent Nicholas Ivie was apparently not shot by Mexican drug runners after all. Federal and st…

The 17 Best Twitter Reactions To The Braves Getting Screwed

The Braves didn't play their best game, but their comeback was spoiled by one of the worst calls you can imagine.

The 15 Best And Worst Things About Fall

Roll over each image to see the text and picture go from fall fantasy to FALL NIGHTMARE.

Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson Reconciliation Encouraged By Actress's Mother

Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson's relationship is reportedly "on" again after a brief break, prompted by Stewart's public admission of infidelity. Though their friends are said to doubt the reconciliation will last, RadarOnline reports that the…

Braves Fans Attack After The Worst Call Baseball's Seen In Years

It was a call so bad that the fans threw bottles onto the field. Did the umpires cost Atlanta their playoffs?

Fall And Winter Beauty Trends From The Runway

Runway: Blue liner went high-voltage on the Anna Sui runway. The designer swept cream shadow into feline-fierce cat eyes and punctuated the look with pupil-mirroring dots below models’ lower lashes. Real life: Showing up for work wearing Sui’s…

Beatles Fans 1964 | The Beatles: Rare Early Photos Of Beatlemania In The U.S., 1964

On the 50th anniversary of the release of “Love Me Do,” LIFE.com presents a series of photographs — none of which ran in LIFE — made by Stan Wayman at the Beatles’ first concert in America, a performance at the Washington Coliseum on February 11, 19…

Sienna Miller & Tom Sturridge: Holding Hands In New York!

Sienna Miller and her fiance Tom Sturridge hold hands after having lunch together on Thursday (October 4) in New York City.

Cops Bill Mom For Dent In Car That Killed Her Son

(Newser) – The NYPD has slapped a grieving mother with a $710 bill—to repair the police car that was dented when it fa…

That Face! The Uncanny Art Of Studio Photography’s Heyday

No product of human industry is infinite, but photography comes close. In 1976, John Szarkowski, the longtime curator of photography at the Museum of Modern Art, announced, somewhat gnomically, that "the world now contains more photographs than bric…

Little People Big World News - TLC Teams Up With The Roloffs For New Weekly Series

Celebuzz can report exclusively that the Roloffs are coming back to the network with a new weekly series, Little People, Big World: Wedding Farm, premiering its first of six one hour episodes on Tuesday, Nov. 13 at 9 PM on TLC.

Several Photos Of Kristen Stewart Naked In 'On The Road' Leaked Online

It's no secret that Kristen Stewart has shed her clothing for a couple of racy sex scenes in her upcoming film, On the Road; and now several screencaps from the film, based on beat writer Jack Kerouac's 1957 novel, have surfaced online. Still image…

Funny “That Escalated Quickly” Photos :

Best photos of the week (60 Photos)

5 Things Technology Will Never Fix (And Why)

Well, no more. Today we draw the line, and stop coddling our lazy, shiftless technologies. Here are the five biggest technological annoyances that still plague our devices each day, nuisances that prevent us from joining the future, leaving us forev…

Bachelor's Ben Flajnik, Courtney Robertson Split!

Eleven months after getting engaged in Switzerland as part of The Bachelor's 16th season finale, Ben Flajnik and his final rose recipient Courtney Robertson have gone their separate ways, two sources confirm to Us Weekly.

American Idol Feud: Keith Urban & Ryan Seacrest Explain

If we're supposed to take away anything from the recent American Idol spat between Nicki Minaj and Mariah Carey, it's that heated discussions are a good thing for Fox's hit reality show.

Were Rihanna And Chris Brown Making Out At A Club?

Here they go again. Rihanna and Chris Brown, the couple who should under no circumstances be together but can't seem to stay apart, were reportedly spotted making out at a New York City club. The two singers didn't arrive at the nightclub togeth…

Nicki Minaj: I Didn't Threaten To Shoot Mariah Carey

Nicki Minaj wants fans to know that her feud with Mariah Carey is strictly nonviolent. The two new American Idol judges were caught on tape this week having an intense argument at auditions. On Thursday morning, Barbara Walters added fuel to the fir…

Jennifer Lawrence Says Nicholas Hoult Doesn't Realize How Hot He Is

“Oh, he really doesn’t care. Like he’ll sometimes wear these white tennis shoes with jeans, then tuck his pants into his socks. He has absolutely no idea how good-looking he is. I think a lot of women and men hate me because of that.”

These Arrested Development Photos Of Buster Bluth Will Make Your Day

It’s happening, it’s really happening! I know we keep getting more and more proof every day that Arrested Development will actually return to us in the coming future, but it took these amazing photos of Buster Bluth to make me really believe it.

Watch Jim Bob Give Jinger Duggar The Sex Talk On Their Turkey Hunt

Last night’s 19 Kids and Counting combined everything I love about this show: Jinger Duggar being badass with a gun, Jim Bob acting awkward and ineffectual, and the sex talk. See, Jim Bob took his twelve oldest children out to go turkey hunting with…

Britney Spears News - Britney Spears' Niece Maddie Channels The Singer's Infamous Schoolgirl Getup (PHOTO)

Though it’s been over a decade since Britney Spears‘ debut single burned up the pop charts, the pop star’s niece Maddie Aldridge is paying homage to “Baby One More Time.”

Truth For Sale! Top 6 Lies Romney Sold As Facts During The Debate

The truth was apparently for sale last night at the first presidential debate — and its major supplier? You guessed it! Mitt Romney. We might be used to politicians bending the truth at times, but during last night’s debate between Romney and Presid…

Expressive Picasso Artworks That Don’t Need Color

Would Pablo Picasso’s Weeping Woman look more somber if every surface of her body wasn’t garlanded with festive colors? Would his mistress Marie-Thérèse Walter look less sensual if her curves were monochromatic instead of pale fleshy pink? Opening t…

Watch ‘Looper’ As A ’90s Disney Movie Starring A Young Joseph Gordon-Levitt

In the wake of Looper’s widespread critical acclaim (don’t miss Flavorwire film editor Jason Bailey’s rave review) and weekend box-office success, the clever editors at Screen Junkies have taken its time-travel plot even further. Their new video, “D…

Flavorwire’s 50 Essential Horror Films

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The 10 Most Influential Contemporary Hip Hop Producers

We’ve had a week to digest Until the Quiet Comes, the new Flying Lotus album, and to be honest it still kinda makes our head hurt. FlyLo’s roots lie in hip hop, but this album encompasses everything from weird electronic experimentalism to free jazz…

The Most Iconic Film Title Sequences Of All Time

Today marks the opening of Goldfinger: The Design of an Iconic Film Title, MoMA’s focus installation — in conjunction with the film exhibition 50 Years of Bond — featuring the first film title sequence to enter the museum’s permanent collection. Des…

Applesauce For Oil, Butter Or Sugar

Applesauce is a healthy baker’s best friend. Not only does it add sweetness to recipes, but it does so with significantly fewer calories than sugar. And without butter, you’re cutting the saturated-fat content of baked goods like muffins, breads and…

Crazy Funny Oh Sh!t Moments :

October 4, 2012 | In: Funny, Oh Shit, Owned, WTF

Dat Look :

They are all thinking, "What are you looking at pervert."

A BAT$#!% Crazy Bride Sent The Most Insane E-Mail To Her Bridesmaids. I'm Scared For Humanity.

This e-mail is so horrible, I kind of don't want to expose you guys to it. But I'm going to, so we all have a reminder of the kind of bride you DON'T want to be.

Holy Hotness! Check Out Emma Stone At The Miu Miu Show--Then Steal Her Makeup Secrets

Seriously, what is with Emma Stone always looking perfectly gorgeous? Here's just the latest example, from yesterday's Miu Miu show in Paris--plus details on how to steal her glamourpuss makeup.

Jon Hubbard, Arkansas Legislator, Says Slavery May 'Have Been A Blessing' In New Book

Jon Hubbard, a Republican member of the Arkansas House of Representatives, has written a new book in which he says slavery was "a blessing" for African-Americans, among other questionable statements.

Resident Evil 6 Producer: 'You Won’t Be Disappointed'

Resident Evil 6 came out yesterday, and while we’ll have a full review of the game shortly, it was such a marquee title for the month, that we wanted to find out more about it.

Mitt Romney Calls Tesla "Loser" Like Solyndra In Presidential Debate

In one of the sharper lines of Wednesday night's presidential debate, Mitt Romney jabbed President Obama over his green-jobs investments, saying, "You don't just pick the winners and losers. You pick the losers." Burn! But what losers was Romney ref…

Chris Brown & Rihanna GO PUBLIC -- Getting Physical In NYC

Chris Brown and Rihanna are barely trying to hide it anymore -- getting up close and personal at a NYC nightclub late Monday night ... then carousing at…

This Made A Sex Tape With Hulk Hogan While He Thought About Buying A New Canopy Bed

If you haven’t heard by now, Gawker was sent the Hulk Hogan sex tape he can’t remember making because he was too busy plowing the world after his divorce, and they provide a lengthy play-by-play that will teach you more about the Hulk-a-mania than y…

Former Teacher Liam Neeson Punched Out Kid Who Pulled Knife On Him

Yesterday, I posted Liam Neeson’s memorable appearance on Sportscenter where he admitted not knowing anything about football, swore, and instantly made the whole show look silly just by being his candid and honest self. Well it turns out, Liam Neeso…

JWoww Shows Off Massive Engagement Ring, Reveals Wedding Details

"I want to hit up every rockstar place in Las Vegas with my wedding party," JWoww, 26, told Us at Thursday's Jersey Shore final season premiere party at NYC's Bagatelle. In the meantime, however, the reality star -- who accepted Mathews' proposal wh…

Where To Vomit At Your Local Oktoberfest From Erin Gibson

American Oktoberfest! Beer, food and debauchery! Don’t let not knowing where to throw up ruin your good time. Take this handy guide to your local, authentic-ish Oktober festival so you can easily pick a place to upchuck your bratwurst, steckerlfisc…

The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 Watch Online Free From Dudwalapai

The Big Bang Theory Season 6 Episode 2 Back at Sookie's house, she's reading a Charlaine Harris novel -- I believe it's "Grave Secret," the fourth and last in her Harper Connelly series, which is worth reading -- when a flash of light illuminates th…

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