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October 19, 2012

What Happens When Kristin Cavallari Judges A Costume Contest?

The former reality TV star now has a baby, a fiancé, and, apparently, a thing for bright green Spandex.

Here's What Young Carrie Bradshaw's Going To Look Like

More shots from the upcoming Sex and the City prequel. A lot of bright colors, even for the 80s.

Stealth Halloween Costume: Black Light Makeup

Here's a guide for using glow-in-the-black-light makeup that will surprise (and could really freak out) your friends.

The iPad Mini

Word is it could be released just in time to eclipse Microsoft's Surface.

Wii U Headset Issue Further Contributes To Online Concerns

As for the 360-esque Pro Controller -- the one I suspect anyone serious about playing a game like Black Ops 2 will be using -- it doesn't even have a headset jack. What this seemingly unthinkable omission means is you'll need to plug your…

Fan Runs Onto The Soccer Pitch, Hits Goalkeeper

At Friday's Leeds-Sheffield Wednesday game a Leeds fan decided to express his displeasure with the opposing goalie.

This Dog Is The Cutest Zombie Ever

A Jack Russell terrier survives being poisoned and buried alive. WOOF.

This Couple Has Been Married 26 Times Around The World And They're Not Done Yet

They say it's about true love, not publicity. "We're not doing this so that we go viral."

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Got Married

Ol' ramen noodle hair is a married man now and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

9 Amazing Recipes That Will Rot Your Teeth Out

If you're gonna make a dessert, MAKE A DESSERT, you feel me?

The Rolling Stones Cover The Beatles In 1965

Here are the Rolling Stones touring Ireland in 1965, messing around in what looks like a hotel room, playing a couple of Beatles tunes, I've Just Seen a Face and Eight Days a Week.

Christian Ponder Revealed On Twitter That He Is Dating Samantha Steele

For the past few days, some of our Interweb bloggy peers have been speculating that the recent Twitter activity between Minnesota Vikings QB Christian Ponder and ESPN college football reporter Samantha Steele made it seem like they had something…

How Would Obama React To An Electoral College/Popular Vote Split?

As pundits look at the possibility of Electoral College-popular vote split, a look back at Obama's comment on Bush v. Gore and eliminating the Electoral College. He said Bush's win was legitimate.

What's Up With Jessica Biel's Weird Hand In All Of Her Topless Pics?

They're basically T-Rex arms. It kind of ruins the point, right?

Garey Busey Was Missing A Front Tooth In High School

It's Garey Busey Friday! (I just made that up) so here are some photos of him in high school.

7 Logos Ruined By Comic Sans

No known logo is strong enough to withstand it. Designer Oleg Tarasov tried a few out.

How To Be Good At Knives

Instant slicing and dicing mastery in one handy graphic guide.

Miraculous Recovery For The 14-Year-Old Pakistani Girl Shot By Taliban

See the first photo of Malala Yousafzai with her eyes open since she was shot in the head 10 days ago.

Bad Exercise Machines That Cause Injuries And Safer Equipment To Try

There’s a reason why you're required to fill out a consent form when you join a gym: Some of the equipment can be dangerous if you don't use it properly. Here are a few bad exercise machines you should avoid and the safer alternatives to use instead (16 Photos)

Jessica Biel's Greatest Hits

A tribute to the woman who just married Justin Timberlake. I mean, the whole point of Jessica Biel is that she's hot, right?

Barack Obama On Benghazi Attack: Mother Of Diplomat Criticises President's 'Optimal' Comment

During an interview shown on Comedy Central, Obama responded to a question about his administration's confused communication after the assault by saying: 'If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal.'

Dog Wakes Up From Surgery, Sounds Like Chewbacca

Anesthesia + video camera + dog = hilarity.

Fantasy Football Dos And Don'ts Week 7

Ladies and gentlemen, the return of Aaron Rodgers.

Gaze Into The Eyes Of The Cutest Lion Cub Of All Time

This one-month-old white lion lives at the Leon's Zoo in Guanajuato, Mexico. He is really something else.

22 Best Questions People Have Asked About Animals

"Is it legal to have a pet leech?" And other questions (and helpful answers) animal-lovers have posted on Wiki Answers.

Here Is Brooke Shields With A Mullet

It's for the show The Middle. Billy Ray Cyrus, your hair called and said thanks for the memories but he's famous now and is buying a boat!

Halloween Costumes Kids Wear Without Understanding And Other Links

Sure he's cute, but what preschooler watches Mad Men? Plus, Tom Hanks drops an F-Bomb and Yelp! starts an internal sting operation.

The Saddest Moment In Twitter History

What could possibly ever top this tweet exchange between Pepsi and Taco Bell?

Orlando Magic Are Giving Away Their Playoff Spot On Craigslist

Or a smart ass Magic fan decided to vent about his team, but either way it's hilarious.

Hitch Rides - Home + Gadgets - Washington DC

The app (launched by a group of Districtites) sounds a lot like Uber, but diverges in several key ways, all of which involve you being cheap: they don't charge "surge fees" (fare spikes when there are a lot of people using the service), the charge…

President Barack Obama On Benghazi Attack

President Barack Obama, during an interview to be shown on Comedy Central, has responded to a question about his administration's communications after the Benghazi attack, responded by saying: 'If four Americans get killed, it’s not optimal.'

How Many Pumpkin Items Are In This Trader Joe’s Flyer? A Pie Chart Pie Analysis

Flipping through the October Trader Joe's Fearless Flyer, I couldn't help but notice there was a lot of pumpkin going on in there. How much pumpkin? Let's break it down.

Marlin Jumps Into Boat, Tries To Gore Fishermen To Death

The crew of the Little Audrey got much more than they bargained for when they tried to catch this 600 lb. black marlin. Also, best fishing-video soundtrack ever.

Baby Elephant Rescued And Reunited With Mom

The Amboseli Trust for Elephants came across an elephant calf who was stranded in a well in Kenya and saved him by scaring his mother a safe distance away and then pulling him out using ropes affixed to their truck. After that part, you will start crying uncontrollably at your desk.

The Many Faces Of Insane NFL Fans

Because the face paint industry will never die.

16 Animals That Are Amazing At Pumpkin Carving

And also sitting in pumpkins.

37 Reasons Why Nancy Reagan Was The Ultimate First Lady

Every '80s kid can tell you Nancy was the best weird grandma with a killer fashion sense. Also, she hung out with Mr. T, so that.

The Smartest Smarties On Internet Dating Sites

We all want to date someone intelligent. These online daters TELL you they're smart, but....

Giant Wire Man Going Up In Flames Is Apparently The Worst Thing To Ever Happen In Dallas

An electrical fire on Friday took out Big Tex, the Texas State Fair's beloved 52-foot-tall mascot. A state mourns the 60-year-old icon.

Tea Party Group Plans Obama Phone Bank Sabotage

The Obama "call tool" allows supporters to make cold calls from home, but a local Florida Tea Party leader is using the phone list to pitch Romney. "Think of what we could do if 100 of us did this for an hour each day."

University Of Arizona Newspaper Publishes Incredibly Offensive Gay Comic

This is pretty insane. The editor-in-chief of the newspaper has since apologized.

Christina Aguilera Doesn't Like To Wear Underwear

She calls it "empowering," and said she "likes to be as free as possible at all times." TMI!

Conservative Ad Hit Former Giffords Aide With Photo From Memorial Service

Rep. Ron Barber, who served as an aide to Gabby Giffords, was injured in January 2011 attack that left six dead. The attack: "Washington insider."

Politician Who Was A Vegetarian For 35 Years Eats Chick-Fil-A To Support Family Values

Don Redman, a Jacksonville, Florida councilman, who was also A VEGETARIAN FOR 35 YEARS, decided to eat a Chick-Fil-A chicken sandwich because he wanted to support family values. 35 YEARS!!!!

Why Neil Young Doesn't Need To Be Well-Read

A review of the rocker's new book dismisses his work as "artless" because his lyrics aren't influenced by literature, but music isn't really about words.

21 Adult Novelty Costumes Explained

Confused by all the men's costumes you're seeing in stores and online? This handy key will clue you in to the joke.

The Rise Of The Handwritten Note On Pinterest

"In a world where one could possibly get by without ever picking up a pen," one blogger and Pinterest user says, "[the] handwritten word just seems more raw and real to me."

Kim And Kanye Took A Super Awkward Picture Together

So let's have some fun with it. Seriously, neither one of them could crack a smile?

Why Is Talking About Twitter So Awkward IRL?

There is seriously no good way to do it. None!

The Lyrics To Paul Ryan's Curious Campaign Theme Song

Paul Ryan exits the stage to the AC/DC song "Rock 'N' Roll Train" at every campaign stop. Really.

John Slattery From "Mad Men" Then And Now

Now we finally know what happens to Roger Sterling in the '70s.

Britney Spears' Incredibly Dramatic Head Turn

The best 5-second Britney Spears video you will ever see.

Fun. And Designer Rachel Antonoff Launch LGBT Ally Group

The music trio and designer teamed up this week to launch The Ally Coalition, the latest celeb non-profit to encourage action in support of LGBTQ equality.

Did Britney Spears Have An "Accident"?

It's okay, she can do no wrong.

Ken Marino Dressed As Tim Curry In "Rocky Horror Picture Show"

A beautiful sight from the set of Childrens Hospital. Rob Corddry was there, too!

UFO Or Cloud Formation Tops The Morning Links

The spotter claims the UFO appeared right before ten dead birds fell from the sky. Plus, twitter is censoring users and new evidence on how the moon formed.

Horrifying Images From The Aftermath Of Beirut Bombing

At least 8 are dead and 78 injured after Beirut's first bomb attack in four years. The blast's target was not immediately clear, but it's believed to be related to Lebanese groups divided over the conflict in Syria. (WARNING: Some may find these photos disturbing.)

40 Awesome Behind The Scenes Photos From Horror Movies

Things you probably thought you'd ever see: Hannibal Lecter eating a french fry.

The Best Of Kanye Wes Anderson

Mr. Wes meets Mr. West in this blog that matches up screencaps of Wes Anderson movies with Kanye West lyrics. Look at all the Futura!

31 Inspirational Style Quotes To Live By

The next time you need to justify an uncomfortable pair of heels, you'll have these lines to draw on. From Miss Piggy, Albert Einstein, Coco Chanel and more.

High School Kid Kicks What Would Be The NFL's Longest-Ever Field Goal

So, the strongest field-goal kicker in the world is, like, 17. What have you done with your life?

Chuck Todd Takes Heat Over Latest NBC Poll On Morning Joe

NBC's chief pollster pins this cycle's "ghost in the machine" on the difficult task of factoring in the early vote.

13 Stock Images From Political Ads And Where You've Seen Them Before

If you think you've seen these images in campaign ads before, it's because you probably have.

Watch This 22-Year-Old Who Just Won 30 Million Dollars

Sandeep "Sunny" Singh was "heartbroken" when his girlfriend broke up with him, but he thinks he'll be fine now. The only thing he can think of to do with the money is pay off his mom's mortgage and maybe go back to school, he put in his two weeks notice at Best Buy, and, if you close your eyes, he sounds exactly like Jesse Pinkman.

13 Adorable Sweaters For Your Favorite Foods

Bananas taste better cuddled up in knitwear.

Joanna Krupa From "The Real Housewives Of Miami" Forgot To Wear A Bra [NSFW]

She has also been named the sexiest model in the world, so if anyone is going to forget their bra, at least it was her. Also, I don't think she forgot her bra...I think it may have been intentional.

Politician Tells Male Moderator He's "Prettier" Than Candy Crowley

Democrat Richard Carmona has been trying to move past allegations he doesn't work well with women. This may not help.

Tom Hanks Dropped The F-Bomb On "GMA" This Morning

"He'll bleep that out" - The Interviewer. No, no he won't.

The Wonderful Weirdness Of Comic Con

Thought Chewbacca was sexy that time he said "arrrgrrrhrhrggrh"? Well of course you did. But he's even sexier when he's a hot chick, which is why we went to the Javits Center to take all sorts of photos at Comic Con.

If Matthew Fox Starred In A Lifetime Movie About Mitt Romney

...it would look like this. Courtesy of last night's Jimmy Kimmel Live.

How To Survive In A Tiny Dorm Room With Two Roommates

I share a 192 square-foot room with two other people. How I'm making it work.

The Most Perfect Cookie Jar Ever Crafted

Look at that face. It says, "Hi I love you and there might be chocolate chip cookies in here, I dunno, but you better find out."

Courtney Stodden Reads Her "Rill" Tweets Out Loud

In what's surely the most confusing Funny Or Die video I've seen. Do I laugh? Cry? Is she in on the joke? I don't understand.

Inside The Howard Phillips Vault: Nine Treasures From Nintendo's History From 1UP.com

fter emerging from his behind-the-scenes consulting role for a fantastic Classic Gaming Expo presentation, Howard Phillips has been a busy guy. The former Nintendo rep who held the title of "Game Master" for an entire decade has recently taken to…

Retro City Rampage Review For PS3, Vita From 1UP.com

For the best Reviews of Retro City Rampage for PS3, Vita, check out this page on 1UP.com

Candy Crowley: CNN Chief Praises Moderator For Superb Job With Obama And Romney

In an email to all CNN staff, the network's managing editor Mark Whitaker congratulated his anchoron her role as moderator and washing over the controversy over her effectively siding with Obama over Romney on a question concerning the U.S.…

Romney's Pro-Palestinian Wing Riles Israel Supporters

Romney will "work with a democratic Palestine and our ally Israel," says Hawatmeh." Obama "would be pilloried" for a similar move, complains Democrat Harris.

Joy Behar Looks Back On Ann Romney’s 'View' Visit

“Majority Report” host Sam Seder and political columnist Sophia Nelson join “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar to discuss Ann Romney’s visit to “The View.” On her visit, Joy asked Ann whether access to contraception was an economic issue. Ann Romney…

Freddie Mac Notes Rates Are Low, While Home Construction Picks Up

WASHINGTON, Oct. 18 (UPI) -- Fixed mortgage rates on long-term loans in the United States held close to record lows in the week ending Thursday, the Federal Home Loan Mortgage Corp. said.

Sports On TV: Mighty Morphin Power Rangers' 20 Greatest Sports Moments

This week, Sports On TV looks at the greatest sports moments of the 1990s karate-kids-and-robots classic Mighty Morphin' Power Rangers. IT'S MORPHIN' TIME~!

In Virginia Senate Debate, Moderation Wins Out Over Partisanship

Former partisan warriors Allen and Kaine show off a softer side for Commonwealth voters.

Cannonball On Frozen Pool

There isn't much to say about this one except I majored in German so it was easy for me to translate "Owa, mein Arsch" to "Ow, my ass."

The Grid - Bars - River North - Thrillist Chicago

People always talk about how difficult it is to open a restaurant, but those people are clearly just whiny, lazy losers, because the crew behind Baume & Brix is at it again with The Grid. The subterranean lounge still gets some light from windows…

UrbanX Tavern - Bars - Downtown

UrbanX is both "an annual awards ceremony to honor achievement in ethnic p**nography" (look it up!) and a Germanic-looking sports bar just steps from Staples Center, with long common tables, nine flatscreens (including a 120" monster), a 55ft-long…

60-Cent Burgers At Tops - Food - Pasadena

To celebrate their 60th anniversary, your grandparents are going to have gross old-sex and watch CSI. And while they're doing that, you'll be out at Pasadena landmark Tops celebrating their 60th anniversary Friday and Saturday by having 60c Tops…

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