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October 20, 2012

Nightmares Fear Factory Haunted House Photos Are Simply The Best (PHOTOS)

When anxious tourists, a dark haunted house and high-speed photography meet, the results are pretty amazing. The Nightmares Fear Factory in Niagara Falls, Canada continues to upload an abundance of hilariously terrified reactions to Flickr in what…

Miley Cyrus Takes On 'Two And Half Men'

On tonight's episode, the 19-year-old takes on a funny role, which Ashton Kutcher says she "just owned"

Tim Tebow Patents Tebowing

Surely many of Tim Tebow’s legion of followers have suggested the Jets’ backup quarterback’s patent Tebowing, his signature prayer. Apparently he’s done exactly that, applying for and a trademark and

New Killing Them Softly Trailer, Starring Brad Pitt, James Gandolfini

After Seven Psychopaths turned out to be more about fartsy navel fingering than actual ownage, Andrew Dominik’s Killing Them Softly seems like it might be Fall’s last hope for a shoot ‘em up (release date: November 30th). It stars Brad Pitt as a…

Twitter Hijacks Derogatory #SignsYoSonIsGay

And subsequently melts your heart.

10 Creative Fan-Made Wes Anderson Posters

Spoke Art presented these limited edition posters at New York Comic-Con last weekend in advance of their annual Wes Anderson art show in San Francisco.

ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE: Hacked Signs Read 'Zombie Attack Prepare' And 'Zombie Infested School'

Nobody can deny that we need to prepare for a zombie attack. Homeland Security warned us that "the zombies are coming," the CDC has given us zombie preparedness tips, and now, hackers are warning the world.

5 Ways Your Taste In Music Is Scientifically Programmed

And just like freshmen college students in a coed dorm, this phenomenon can swing both ways; the music you're listening to can influence your mood as much as your mood influences your opinion of the music. If someone advertises a product with a song…

Heidi Montag Flaunts Famous Curves In Skimpy Outfit At Strip Club Party

The ex-reality star tells Us about her fitness secrets and plans for children with husband Spencer Pratt

32 Reasons Why Ducklings Are Totally Underrated

Non-mammals really get shafted in cute animal fandom. Ducklings are in the top ten cutest baby animals ever, maybe even top five. Here's why.

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Zimmerman To See Trayvon Martin's School Records, Social Media Posts

SANFORD, Fla., Oct. 20 (UPI) -- Attorneys for George Zimmerman may see school records and social media posts of Trayvon Martin, the teen Zimmerman killed in February, a Florida judge ruled.

Alex Cross Review, By Laremy Legel For FilmDrunk.com

Exposition. It’s the subtle act of informing an audience, critical because we’re all super busy folk with short attention spans. I know I am, sometimes I forget what I’m doing while I’m in the process of forgetting what I’m doing (Inception noise).…

47 A Month? Why You’re Probably Paying Double The ‘Average’ Cell Phone Bill

A new report from the CTIA Wireless Association has it that the average monthly cell phone is $47.16. So how does it feel to be well above average? Hearing that $47 is the average cell phone bi...

Helen Hunt, Star Of 'The Sessions,' Wants To Be Sex Positive

When she was a young actress, Helen Hunt worked as much as she could, taking jobs for the experience as often as she did for the material. Now, with an Oscar and four Emmys under her belt, along with a lifetime of syndication rights from the sitcom…

Can An Online Degree Really Help You Get A Job?

Online degree programs' reputations have taken a beating, thanks to unscrupulous diploma mills and a lack of respect from HR pros. That perception may finally be changing, but it still pays to be c...

Unique, Solitary Spotted Zebra And Other Weekend Links

Even animals ostracize the different.

Ink'd: Music Edition Photo - Buzznet

I made a gallery of some really cool tattoos of musicans. Which one's your favorite? Do you have any tattoos of musicians?

ABC Orders More 'Grey's Anatomy,' 'Modern Family,' 'Castle,' 'Middle'

ABC is adding to the seasons of four returning series. The network on Friday picked up two additional episodes of Grey's Anatomy, Modern Family and The Middle, while adding an extra installment of Castle, The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed. PHOTOS: The 100 Fresh Faces of Fall TV

The Sessions, Starring Helen Hunt And John Hawkes, Reviewed.

Sex scenes in movies—the non-pornographic ones, that is—tend to exist in a few rigidly defined categories: they can be erotic (the scene in Boogie Nights when Julianne Moore coaches Mark Wahlberg through his first shoot), comically grotesque (Ben…

"Bland" Atmosphere Anything But, Researchers Say

MADISON, Wis., Oct. 19 (UPI) -- Images of Uranus yielding new details of the planet and its atmosphere are changing its reputation as the bore of the solar system, U.S. astronomers say.

Richard Nixon's 1972 Condolence Call To Joe Biden

In 1972, President Nixon called future Vice-President Biden to offer his condolences on the death of Biden's wife and young child in a tragic car accident.

Billy Reid Bond Peacoat

And there are only 100 left. If you've ever wanted to dress like Bond, now's your chance.

The Playlist: October 19, 2012

Kendrick Lamar leaks, Kanye goes retro and some girl-on-girl action. TGIF.

Libertarian Gary Johnson On The Chance He'd Cause Romney To Lose

Guest host Michael “Epic Politics Man” Shure talks to former New Mexico Gov. Gary Johnson, candidate for president on the Libertarian ticket, about the role medical marijuana ballot initiatives might play in the election. Johnson talks about how his…

'70s Japanese Spider-Man Was The Weirdest Spider-Man Ever

He looks like Spider-Man, but my spider senses are tingling. Something's not quite right.

If Cereal Mascots Were Real

Peruvian artist Guillermo Fajardo reimagined popular cereal mascots as real people.

Christina Aguilera: "I Don't Like To Wear Underwear"

During her visit to Chelsea Lately the singer admitted that she likes to "be as free as possible"

HireQ - Money

Developed with help from recruiting/matchmaking pros (e.g., a former eHarmony CEO), HQ factors in your basic deets (education, location, min salary...) and responses to a "quick and painless" questionnaire gauging your work style & "behavior". After…

Family Attorney Claims Britney Spears Changed After 'Painful' Breakup With Justin Timberlake

In court yesterday, an attorney for Britney Spears' family insinuated that the pop star's breakdown several years ago was spurred by her split with Justin Timberlake, according to E! online. Lawyer Leon Gladstone noted in opening statements in a…

Children's Theater Critic With Alfred Molina From Alfred Molina, Alex Fernie, Funny Or Die, Melcowan, Rachelgoldenberg, And Matt Newell

Finally, one theater critic has the guts to tell children how bad they are at putting on plays.

Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher: Dog Walking Duo!

Mila Kunis and her boyfriend Ashton Kutcher go for a walk around the neighborhood with the pet pooch on Friday (October 19) in Los Angeles.

5 Famous Artists Who Tried To Destroy Their Own Work

For artists, it must be complete agony to see their hard-labored brainchildren banned, censored or outright destroyed -- which makes it all the more baffling when they choose to do it themselves. Yet history is full of famous people who went to…

Joaquin Phoenix Says Awards Season Is "Total Bullsh*t."

Joaquin Phoenix says Awards Season is "Total Bullsh*t," says, "I don't want that carrot." Phoenix refuses to campaign for a Master Oscar.

Alien Vs. Predator—the Very Early Years

Quit drooling acid in my crib, you stupid Xenomorph!

Rotterdam Museum Art Heist: How Will Thieves Sell Their Stolen Picassos And Monets?

Thieves stole hundreds of millions of dollars’ worth of paintings by Picasso, Monet, Gauguin, and Matisse from a museum in Rotterdam, the Netherlands on Tuesday morning. Since everyone knows the paintings are stolen, it’s impossible to sell them at…

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Best photos of the week (60 Photos)

Christina Aguilera Never Wears Underwear

While appearing on Chelsea Lately last night, but only after Chelsea Handler agreed to wear fishnets (Why do you hate America?), Christina Aguilera revealed she never wears underwear because that’s exactly the kind of thing you want to hear from a…

Justin Timberlake News - Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel Are Married (EXCLUSIVE DETAILS)

Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were married Friday, the couple has confirmed. "It's great to be married, the ceremony was beautiful and it was so special to be surrounded by our family and frie …

Khloe Kardashian Denies Reports That Lamar Odom Is Seeking A Divorce

Khloe Kardashian was probably shocked to learn that she is the focus of a magazine cover story this week that claims her husband has visited a divorce lawyer to get out of the marriage while keeping his $67 million fortune. Khloe is now speaking out…

Warner Bros. Nabs Sci-Fi Short 'True Skin' For Feature (Exclusive)

Less than a week after the sci-fi short True Skin hit the web, Warner Bros. has pre-emptively swiped it off the table, picking it up for Harry Potter’s David Heyman to produce.

Sexy Squishy Ladies :

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Cell Phone Gave Man A Brain Tumor: Court

(Newser) – Italian businessman Innocente Marcolini developed a brain tumor after using his cell phone heavily for 12 years—and Italy's Supreme Court says that his phone is to blame, the Sun…

Shailene Woodley As Tris In Divergent Makes Her Next Jennifer Lawrence

We can totally see Shailene Woodley as the dystopian YA heroine who switches factions from Abnegation (selfless) to Dauntless (brave).

Women In Hot Yoga Pants :

October 19, 2012 | In: Beautiful, Hot Women, Yoga Pants

Parlor 1255 - Food - Embarcadero

Since you're tired of hearing about all the cool places open for lunch in the Mish when no one actually works there, hold on to your tired-of-microwavable-TJ's-burritos' hat and grab an amazing sando at Parlor 1255 in Levi's Plaza.

Alert! Suffering From Romnesia? 15 Symptoms That Could Mean You're Sick

Forget to bring your binders to work? Misplace your overseas bank accounts? What about those incomplete taxes? If any of these conditions apply to you, be wary… You may have a case of Romnesia.

Mitt Romney's Son Tagg: I Wanted To Clock President Obama

Mitt Romney's son, Tagg, says he had the urge to take a swing at President Obama when the Chief Exec called his dad a liar.Tagg made his comment on a…

Family Learns WWII Vet's Secret In Cremation

(Newser) – Ronald Brown's family always believed he had a bullet in his leg. That's what he told them, after all, and it explained why the World War II veteran would set off airport scanners and…

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel Marry In Italy!

After a 10-month long engagement, Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel tied the knot in southern Italy on Friday, Us Weekly has learned. The couple married at 7:30 p.m. local time.

Friday Dopamine Picture Dump Hoorah :

October 19, 2012 | In: Awesome, Dopamine Dump, Funny, Random

Yes, This Incredibly Inappropriate Ad You Never Want To See While Flying Moment Happened [PIC DUMP]

You mean to tell me that you can edit all the good parts out of movies but you can’t tailor your ads to not include anything related to plane crashes?Looks like someone’s hands are going to be sweating for the rest of the trip.

Minnesota Coursera Ban: State Won't Crack Down On Free Online Courses After All.

For one day, Minnesota's Office of Higher Education felt the Internet's indignation as word spread that it was cracking down on free online college courses offered through Coursera and other websites. The bizarre bureaucratic decision was first…

False Flag Terror: Federal Reserve Bank Bomb Plot Run By The FBI // Current TV

FBI once again controls entire terror plot, actual attack never a possibility Alex Thomas A 21-year-old Bangladeshi national has been arrested after he

In Daytona, Romney Tries To Rise Above "Romnesia"

He accuses Obama's campaign of sinking to "petty attacks and silly word games." Trying to look more presidential than the president.

Kids In Halloween Movies: All Grown Up From Dan Abramson

They spooked us when they appeared in these classics, but as time's gone by, we've lost track of our favorite child stars. Here's what the kids from our Halloween faves look like today.

Stella Boonshoft: Self Portrait: Ask Me Why I Took This Picture

MOST OF ALL, this picture is for me. For the girl who hated her body so much she took extreme measures to try to change it. Who cried for hours over the fact she would never be thin. Who was teased and tormented and hurt just for being who she was.

Lamar Odom & Khloe Kardashian Divorce? — Not So, Says Khloe!

Khloe fights for her marriage — HollywoodLife.com spoke EXCLUSIVELY to a close friend of Khloe’s, who responded strongly to this morning’s report that the couple is divorcing. Des...

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Lindsay Lohan -- DAD STAGES EMERGENCY INTERVENTION

Cops just showed up at Lindsay Lohan's Beverly Hills home after Michael Lohan and others tried to stage an intervention to get Lindsay into treatment ...…

"Exciting" Early Years Of Galaxies Described

GREENBELT, Md., Oct. 19 (UPI) -- A study of hundreds of galaxies found an unexpected pattern of change going back 8 billion years, more than half the age of the universe, U.S. astronomers say.

Justin Timberlake Actually Marrying Jessica Biel, Not Britney Spears

Looks like Justin Timberlake will marry Jessica Biel in Italy soon. Let’s make Britney Spears crash the wedding and marry him instead.

Victoria Beckham Finally Signed Harper Beckham Up For Dance Classes

But thankfully she pulled her act together and got Harper on the right path before it was too late. With the whole-hearted approval of her husband David Beckham, Vicki enrolled 15-month-old Harper in dance classes. It’s never too soon to…

Tosca - Food - South Beach - Thrillist Miami

Because there can never be enough super-swanky restaurants for Kanye to flip out at, here comes Tosca, a very sexy eatery from Stephan Fortier (Maison d'Azur) complete with a glassed-in food museum displaying rare imported foodstuffs like 100yr-old…

Dildo Removed From Man's Intestines (GRAPHIC LANGUAGE)

Doctors at Shanghai, China's Zhongshan Hospital removed a dildo from the intestines of a 30-year-old man, according to Shanghai Daily. The doctors said the man had inserted the dildo into his body to "enhance sexual pleasure with his wife," the…

Yikes: Famous Brand Logos Reimagined In Comic Sans

Of all the typefaces in all of the world, Vincent Connare’s Comic Sans probably has the worst reputation — especially on the Internet. There have even been campaigns to have it banned. If you’ve ever found yourself wondering whether the ubiquitous,…

10 Architecture Firms You Need To Know

Forget Frank Gehry, Zaha Hadid, and Norman Foster. Sure, they’re still doing important work, but the old guard of “starchitecture” – a group of designers of iconic buildings that have become flamboyant signatures for cities across the globe – is no…

12 Famous Artists Who Dabbled In Design

The eternally inspiring design duo Charles and Ray Eames never put their talents in a box. Quite the opposite, their work crossed boundaries and disciplines. They made major contributions to architecture and design, but also dabbled in fine art and…

This Is How McDonald’s Makes Its Fries

Even though we don’t eat a ton of fast food, like most people, we have a pretty strong attachment to McDonald’s french fries. They’re salty, crispy, and totally irresistible. A new video created by McDonald’s Canada that we spotted on Gizmodo give…

Michael Bay Fires Back At Hugo Weaving, Then Deletes The Evidence

A day after Michael Bay used his blog to hit back against one-time collaborator Hugo Weaving for some harsh words the actor (and voice of Megatron) had for the Transformers film series, the blockbuster director has removed the post entirely.

'American Horror Story: Asylum's' Facts, Burning Questions About Briarcliff

[Warning: This story contains spoilers from the season two premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum.] FX unleashed the crazy Wednesday with the second season premiere of American Horror Story: Asylum, a completely new story, setting and characters in the anthology series from Glee co-creators Ryan Murphy and Brad Falchuk.

Tom Hanks Says F Word On 'Good Morning America' (Video)

The only way to really explain Tom Hanks' crude language choice on Good Morning America on Friday was that he was clearly in the midst of staying in character -- as Walt Disney. Hanks may have been on TV to promote his upcoming epic film Cloud Atlas, but the thin pencil stache he was sporting indicated that he is in the midst of filming Saving Mrs. Banks, in which he plays a late-era Disney. Walter Elias Disney, of course,…

Kate Gosselin Fired From CouponCabin Blogging Job

Kate Gosselin's days as a couponing blogger are over. The reality mom, who rose to fame on the TLC docu-series Jon & Kate Plus 8 before bitterly divorcing ex-husband Jon Gosselin, had parlayed her notoriety into a gig as a featured columnist doling money-saving advice on CouponCabin.com.

Binders Full Of Women: Ladies And Gentlemen, Your New Political Meme

If the vice-presidential debate last week will be remembered for incumbent Joe Biden’s denunciation of malarkey, the defining catchphrase of Tuesday’s presidential debate was Mitt Romney’s “binders full of women.” In an evening full of surprising…

‘Paranormal Activity 4′ Movie Review: Jumping The Shock?

In its new chapter, the once-terrific minimalist horror series takes a nose dive by simply repeating old gimmicks

A Daily Multivitamin Reduces Cancer Risk In Older Men

In the first rigorous, long-term study of multivitamins and their effect on cancer, older men who took daily vitamins lowered their risk of cancer by 8% compared to men who skipped the supplements over an average of 11 years of follow up.

Unpacking Tuesday Night’s Libya ‘Moment’

Perhaps the most dramatic moment of Tuesday night’s debate was the tense exchange over how Barack Obama first described the September 11 attack on the U.S. consulate that led to the deaths of four Americans, including U.S. Ambassador Chris Stevens.…

How Romney’s Binders Went From Internet Meme To Political Symbol

How one little phrase became a potent political symbol

Disturbing Video Shows U.S. Defense Contractors Allegedly Drunk And On Drugs In Afghanistan

A cellphone video released Wednesday allegedly captures several U.S. defense contractors staggeringly drunk or high on narcotics while stationed at an operations center in Kabul, Afghanistan.

Flavor Flav Ripped Out Fiancee's Earring, Chased Her Son With A Knife

The Public Enemy star "violently threw his fiancee to the ground" and "ripped out her earring," according to TMZ.com. When Liz's 17-year-old son stepped in to stop the fight, Flav (real name William Jonathan Drayton, Jr.) reportedly threatened him…

Blake Lively's OTHER Wedding Dress: Serena Van Der Woodsen MIGHT Say "I Do"! Wanna See The Wedding Gown?

Blair Waldorf won't be the only one tying the knot on the series finale of Gossip Girl! (Read about that here.) New on-set photos certainly make it seem like Serena and Dan will be exchanging vows, too! (Click here for the evidence!) I can't tell…

Noooooooo! Elisabeth Moss, Why'd You Have To Go And Do THIS To Your Hair???

OK, OK, I can guess the answer to my question: Elisabeth Moss had to dye her hair back to brunette to film Mad Men. But, but, but, but her platinum shade was sooooooooooo gorgeous on her!...

16 Reasons I Loved Attending Romanticon This Past Weekend (Romance Authors Know How To Show A Girl A Good Time!)

As an unexpected perk of being a Smitten blogger, this weekend I got to hole up in a hotel and witness an awesome weekend-long celebration of romance novels and the women who write them....

Justin Timberlake And Jessica Biel Are Married!

Whee! We knew it was definitely going to happen this week, and sure enough Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel have tied the knot!...

'Romnesia': Obama Coins Mitt Romney 'Condition' (VIDEO)

FAIRFAX, Va. -- At a misty rally designed to gin up enthusiasm among women voters, President Barack Obama's strongest riff was a mockery of Mitt Romney's effort to showcase a more moderate front, coining the tactical shift as a case of "Romnesia."…

Jon Stewart Scoffs At Paul Ryan Soup Kitchen Photo Op, Can't Wait For Election To End (VIDEO)

Jon Stewart couldn't hold back his aggravation at both the manufactured Paul Ryan soup kitchen photo op and the media's coverage of it on Tuesday night. More importantly, he said what we were all thinking about this election season: "Please, for the…

Al Smith Dinner: Obama, Mitt Romney Trade Zingers During Annual Event

NEW YORK, Oct 18 (Reuters) - Locked in a tense race with time running out, President Barack Obama and Republican challenger Mitt Romney took time off to exchange light-hearted jabs and make fun of each other on Thursday in a joint appearance at…

Why Do The Gallup Poll's Likely Voter Results Differ From The Rest?

WASHINGTON -- The already controversial Gallup Daily Poll raised even more eyebrows on Thursday with the release of daily tracking results showing Republican nominee Mitt Romney leading President Barack Obama by 7 percentage points (52 to 45…

Juliana Redding, Ex-Maxim Model, Allegedly Killed By 'James Bond' Debt Collector

Juliana Redding, 21, had posed for Maxim magazine and appeared in a bit role in a movie before she was strangled more than four years ago. Recently released court documents claim the attack was driven by a failed business deal between her father and…

Fields Has Moved On From Knicks, Doesn't Know Where Lin's Couch Is

MONTREAL – Everything has changed for Landry Fields as he took his fledgling career north of the border. He now wears his black Raptors jersey proudly, changing from "6'' to his college No. 2.

Fergie Talks Josh Duhamel Cheating Rumors With Oprah

It’s funny how Fergie didn’t even denied the rumors or defended her husband for that matter. She basically responded in a way that Josh did and that it made them stronger today. That seems like what she’s implying.

Hugo Weaving Hurt Michael Bay’s Feelings

Seen here going completely method for Captain America, Hugo Weaving gave an awesomely candid interview with Collider this week where he talks about not really being creatively invested in Transformers and was honestly just surprised at making a…

Megan Fox Secretly Shat Out A Baby

Hey, remember Megan Fox? Well, don’t feel bad because she already knows you forgot which is why she decided to announce today that she had a baby three weeks ago without anyone noticing or giving of the fucks because, why? Why would you do this to…

Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart KISSING — Caught Making Out

Rob and Kristen, wearing only their underwear, were caught KISSING at the actress’ LA home on Wed. Oct. 17 — making this the FIRST TIME they’ve ever kissed in public, outside of a...

Venezuelan Doctor: Fidel Castro Suffered Stroke

(Newser) – Fidel Castro has suffered a serious stroke, says a Venezuelan doctor claiming to have inside information on the former Cuban leader's health, reports the Miami Herald. He says that the…

How To Get Your Lion Back When It Runs Away

Of course you know Tippi Hedren from The Birds. Less likely is that you've seen another movie she was in called Roar. It came out in 1981 and starred Hedren along with her then-husband, two of her stepsons and her daughter Melanie Griffith. (A third…

Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green Welcome Son Noah Shannon!

After giving birth September 27, Fox calls her baby boy "healthy, happy and perfect"

PIC: Demi Moore Looks Thin, Radiant At Rare Post-Rehab Appearance In NYC

In one of her very few public appearances since her winter 2012 breakdown, Ashton Kutcher's ex supports young girls in need

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