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October 17, 2012

Eric Clapton's Patek

Collectors thought this would never happen.

The Daily Show & Lewis Black Compared Lance Armstrong To Buttchuggers

We’ve tried to write objectively about whether or not Armstrong doped. We’ve even passed the buck to the pro comedians, guys who can say HEY F**K LANCE ARMSTRONG, WHO CARES ABOUT CYCLING without fear of a cycling forum somewhere finding out what…

Behind The Many Mysteries Of Silent Hill From

or nearly 15 years, Silent Hill has actively taunted fans by never fully revealing its greatest mysteries. Sure, by the time you reach the credits, you may get the general gist of your character's mysterious past and formerly mysterious motivations,…

Mitt's Binders Best Thing To Hit The Internet Wednesday

Ask Mitt if I can have some of those binders full of women when he is through with them!! :>) Seriously, listen to what he says about women, about the 47%. This is a man who has a very royal opinion of his station in life.

Introducing Bindr

The latest viral buzz from

After Binder Gaffe, Romney Releases Ad Full Of Women

A new ad from the Romney campaign features three women who worked in his Massachusetts cabinet. "He totally gets working women."

Is Intel The Next RIM?

I only agree with about four of these seven reasons that Intel is allegedly in "a fight for its life," but still: that's a lot of reasons! It is astounding just how completely the largest chipmaker in the world missed out on mobile.

Journalists In Their Natural Habitat: The Debate Spin Room

Inside the press den, nature rules and it's everybody for themselves.

Man Discovers What Female Voters Want

And it's ... Alan Alda.

Men's Boots: Fall 2012

Click here to follow AskMen Fashion on Twitter. If you’re still stomping around in camel-colored Timberlands, it’s time to reboot your boot collection. This fall, lace-up brogues and chukkas are leading the pack, with hints of Chelsea and biker…

Career Confidential: The Sex Educator In Rural Georgia

"You have these kids in tenth grade who've never learned a thing about anatomy. The only thing they've been taught is abstinence."

More Truth in 80 Seconds Than In 90 Minutes of the Debate

#truth is subjective but not that hard to find if you talk to college students.

What's Wrong With The God-Lakers?

The Lakers are supposed to be one of the best basketball teams ever assembled, but they can't even win a preseason game! Ha. What losers.

Floyd Mayweather And 50 Cent May Be Feuding After Business Split

After an unsuccessful attempt to steal Floyd Mayweather from his business advisor, rapper 50 Cent formed a new business partnership with Manny Pacquiao.

If A Track Suit And A Snuggie Had A Baby

It would be this abomination. Who would buy the Lazy Grow Leisure Suit? Don't answer that.

Robbie Middleton: Will Horrifically-burned Victim Convict Alleged Killer Don Collins From Beyond The Grave?

Robbie Middleton, who died nearly 13 years after the 1998 attack in Splendora, Texas, accused Don Collins of raping him two weeks before setting him on fire.

10 Painfully Earnest Celebrity Endorsement Commercials

It's been a "good" month for people you like whoring themselves out for a product you couldn't care less about. First, there was Skeet Ulrich, I mean, Stephen Dorff discussing the many benefits of the “cig-style e-cig," and more recently, Brad Pitt…

Neither Side Of Contraceptive Debate Thinks Romney Actually Changed His Position

His comments on contraception in the debate looked to some like a move to the center — but one conservative spokesperson says, "I do not believe that Romney has shifted his position whatsoever." The president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund agrees.

FORTUNE: Meet The Man Reinventing The News

October 17, 2012 – "Jonah Peretti has made a massive bet that smart people -- specifically writers and editors -- are key to the success of a next generation media company." - FORTUNE

TechCrunch: BuzzFeed Hires Former FINS Director Of Product Management, Dao Nguyen, As “Director Of Growth”

October 17, 2012 – "The company, founded by CEO Jonah Peretti, is on a mission to create its own vertical as a publication, and has taken a step today to grow even more." - TechCrunch

Paul Ryan Visited Browns Practice, Mistook Colt McCoy For Brandon Weeden

This is why politicians shouldn't pretend to know sports unless they're positive they know what they're talking about.

Kristen Wiig Apparently Has A Pooping Problem

Or at least that's what she announced at a black-tie event the other night. That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Claustrophobic Vintage Asylum Containment Baths And Other Links

In 1938, "continuous-flow baths" were on the cutting edge of mental health technology. Plus prison slang words to help you seem tough and the FBI shut down a terror plot in New York.

This Peeling Wall Lamp Is The Coolest

This lamp makes it look as if your wall is folded over like a piece of paper and it is really neat.

FORTUNE Names Ben Smith And Jonah Peretti "40 Under 40"

October 2012 – "These new media pioneers teamed to create the unlikeliest force in this year's election coverage." -FORTUNE

In 2010, Obama Advocated For Fiscal Details Coming Out After An Election

The President attacked Mitt Romney at a campaign stop in Iowa today for not giving specific details in his tax plan. "He says he will let you know after the election. Now, here’s a tip. Usually when a politician tells you he’ gonna wait until after the election to explain a plan to you, they do not have a pleasant surprise in store for you,” Obama said. But in 2010, President Obama argued for not releasing fiscal details until after an election to avoid political posturing and "because nobody will have an honest conversation."

Wyclef Jean In A Speedo On A Motorcycle

New Rule: for all 43rd birthdays you must post a picture of yourself in a speedo on a motorcycle.

Breaking Down Gaming's Most Ambiguous Endings From

Some mysteries are better left unsolved, but it's fun to try anyway.

Does Your Pizza Motivate You?

Would it help if it looked like this?

The Onion Talks: So TED, It Hurts

In the first offering from their new TED Talks satire, the Onion nails pretty much every element of the thought leader experience. "Imagine," says Onion Talker, "what other ground-breaking ideas could I be thinking of?"

13 Excruciatingly Cute Pictures Of An Orphaned Baby Elephant Being Raised By Humans

Seven-and-a-half month old Moses was found alone and close to death in the Vwaza Wildlife Reserve in Malawi. His parents had been killed by poachers, and he has since been adopted by the Jumbo Foundation where he is being cared for and raised by humans. The following 14 photos may kill you. They have killed me. RIP.

What Happens When You Google NBA Guard CJ Miles?

You should try it, but probably not if you're at work.

Adorable Orphaned Baby Bear Rescued In California

She's 3-months-old, weighs 10 pounds, and most importantly, is healthy. PHEW.

If "Arrested Development" Characters Were Memes

Thank you to redditor lewzealand for sharing these creations made by her brother Matt Lewis.

Marvel Teases Pages From "Deadpool #1"

Come see the softer side of Deadpool. And by softer, I mean squishy. Ew.

Romney To Obama: Be Specific

Taking a page from Democrats' playbook, Romney slams Obama over lack of agenda for second term.

The Presidential Debate Gets Auto-Tuned

The Gregory Brothers put a Keytar in moderator Candy Crowley's hands and you know the rest.

Swing State Newspapers Call Debate A Draw

A contrast with the insiders and instapolls who called it for Obama.

Aziz Ansari's Awesome Gay Marriage Comment

This is what Aziz Ansari had to say about the whole Chick-Fil-A anti-gay controversy on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

German Man Tries To Cannonball Into Frozen Pool, Fails

This is the ONLY video you need to watch ever again. Plus see it in GIFs!

How To Make 5 Perfect Dinners For $10 Each

Five recipes, one grocery list, and an essential cooking technique shown step by step. You're going to use this constantly.

Men With Binders (Full Of Women?)

Previously: The Best of Sexual Harassment Stock Photography. Abe Sauer is the author of the book How to be: North Dakota. Email him at abesauer AT

19 Things That Prove The '00s Are Over

Sometimes, decades don't start and end when they're supposed to. Remember how the '60s actually ended in 1970 when the Beatles broke up? Here are 19 things that prove the '00s are officially over now.

9 Amazon Reviews Of Binders For Women

"Even with the littlest of America's most talented females, I found that legs, arms, and heads still protruded." Mitt Romney will now be a better-informed consumer of women binders.

Dakota Fanning Hair Update

She's now brunette.

The 15 Best Twitter Responses To The Lance Armstrong Scandal

The famed cyclist is out at Nike and LiveStrong. The jokes are out on Twitter.

Irrelevant Former "Jersey Shore" Cast-member Is Also A Big Homophobe

I haven't heard this much stupid in a long time. Congrats, Angelina!

24 Surprisingly Easy Halloween Party DIYs

Turn your refrigerator into a ghost, or make a jack-o'-lantern out of a pineapple.

Amar'e Stoudemire On His New Book For Kids

We asked Amar'e about Home Court, the first book in his S.T.A.T. Young Adult series.

The Hoxton - Bars - Brickell - Thrillist Miami

Thrillist unearths all that's new, unknown or under-appreciated in your area.

Romney Wins Second Round Of The Debate. Obama Doubles Down On Bengazhi Cover Up // Current TV

In the end, Obama fared much better than he did in his first debate performance. But, that was hardly a tall order. Romney presented a pretty scathing account

Man Attempts To Streak During Texas Tech Game, Photoshops Ensue

A man rushed the field during last Saturday's Texas Tech football victory and a photographer helped create this week's greatest sports meme.

I Followed Morrissey Around For A Week

Impromptu tattoos, accidental moonings, uncontrollable sobbing and other things that happen when you go see Moz four times in seven days.

Slicing Crosswise Vs. Lengthwise Explained In Pictures

People who write recipes aren't trying to confuse you. But sometimes they do.

The Creepiest Part Of The Presidential Debate

Politicos are even weirder than celebrities. More lasagna, less conversation.

Honey Boo Boo Enjoying A Fancy Hollywood Dinner In 11 Images

It's so beautiful it doesn't need any words.

Who Did It Better: Stephen Colbert Or George Washington

They both look really gallant so I say TIE.

18 Candid Photos From Nepal's Transgender Beauty Pageant

The 2012 Pink Pageant was part of the closing ceremony of Nepal's first-ever LGBT sports festival.

Most Extensive Face Transplant Ever Tops The Morning Links

The before and after pictures will seriously shock you. Plus, real life Robocops and McJordan BBQ kind of still exists.

Good Morning, Boy And Cat

Mornings are hard, but spending them with your loved ones makes them bearable. Via the always reliable Cute Overload.

Fette Sau - Food - Fishtown - Thrillist Philadelphia

Thrillist unearths all that's new, unknown or under-appreciated in your area.

19 Creative Costumes For Babies Who Are Too Young To Walk

Enough with all the pumpkins. There are plenty of other outfits for infants that look best when worn crawling.

19 Best Ways To Eat Pumpkin At Breakfast

No it's not the new bacon, but you should still put some in your oatmeal.

21 Pictures Of Adorable Disney Animals In Real Life

The only thing more delightful than an animated Disney animal acting cute on screen is the same loveable animal imitating them in real life.

Antica Pesa - Food - Brooklyn - Thrillist New York

Thrillist unearths all that's new, unknown or under-appreciated in your area.

Quiz: Guess Who These College Students Are Voting For?

Mitt Romney, Obama, Undecided, or Other? I asked a bunch of college students at Hofstra University who they were voting for. Take the test.

Fact Checking The Town Hall Presidential Debate

We fact-checked the responses from Mitt Romney and President Obama during the debate, and let's just say it was a busy night.

Lance Armstrong Steps Down At Livestrong, Loses Nike Sponsorship

The doping scandal continues to disgrace the champion cyclist. In a statement, Armstrong explains that he doesn't want to bring any of his career's controversy to the cancer foundation.

Famous People Have Opinions Too

I have no idea who some of these people are but I do know Cher and Ellen Barkin are,and their tweets are the best of the" celebrity " tweets in my view.

Sandra Bullock Turns Naked And Nasty As She Chides Chelsea Handler In Comedy Shower Skit

Referring to her short romance with rapper 50 Cent last year, Chelsea replied: 'I don't sleep with that many any more - just some of the rappers.'

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3429

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

Finally Fired Up?

Early voting, Boca Raton, and Bruce Springsteen. “We have 20 days after tonight to get our voters out and persuade the undecided,” says campaign manager Messina.

Obama And Romney Duet "The Boy Is Mine"

If you replace "boy" with "presidency," it kind of works.

Romney Touts His "Whole Binders Full Of Women"

In response to a debate question about women's employment, Mitt Romney discusses his headhunting strategies to find talented women to work for him as governor. Whole binders full!

15 People Mad About Romney Connecting Gun Violence With Single Parents

Romney proposed "two-parent families" as a way to curb gun violence. Some on Twitter took this as an insult to single moms, and they weren't happy about it.

The Internet Responds To The Hofstra Debate

Binders full of women. Binders full of women.

The Hofstra Presidential Debate, As Told By GIFs

Obama and Romney's most contentious debate yet, looped in GIF-form forever.

Chris Matthews Is Back From The Ledge

The MSNBC Hardball host's post-debate analysis tonight couldn't have been more different from his Oct. 3 meltdown. Obama "punched him hard."

This Guy Was Really, Really Excited By The Debate

He's just very enthusiastic about civil discourse.

Romney: In 2014, "I Presume I'm Gonna Be President"

In the first question of the debate, Romney flexes his confidence. "When you come out in 2014," he tells a college student, "I presume I'm gonna be President."

Obama To Romney: My Pension's Not As Big As Yours

The president regains his feet in the second debate.

Michelle Obama And Ann Romney Wear Shockingly Similar Outfits To Debate

Both are in hot pink dresses — and Ann isn't the one wearing pearls. What is this, BIZARRO dressing?

Rihanna On Chris Brown: The World Can't See What I See

It's certainly looking these days like Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. And while neither of them has confirmed the relationship publicly, Rihanna has some revealing things to say about Brown in her new cover story for Vogue. "To the w…

‘Romney-Ryan Tax Plan Still Makes No Sense’

“Every single day in the newspapers it should be, you know, ‘Romney-Ryan tax plan still makes no sense,’” Taibbi says. “They should be getting hammered every single day for doing this because it’s an incredibly cynical thing, what they’re doing — th…

Camille Paglia Slams Madonna's Striptease Protest

Outspoken feminist Camille Paglia tells “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar why she thinks Madonna is making a mistake by trying to include social protest during her live performances.

Amanda Todd: Anonymous Names Man Who Drove Teen To Kill Herself For Spreading Nude Pictures

Amanda Todd, from Vancouver, Canada, was found hanged in her home on October 10, just weeks after she uploaded a video to YouTube detailing her horrific treatment at the hands of cyber bullies.

Actual True Ghost Stories Of New Orleans

All of these true supernatural horror death tales are true!

The State Department Pays For Chinese iPhone Factory News

How the U.S. Government brings you Apple labor news.

Meet The Former Soviet Citizen Keeping The Left On Its Toes

Or trying to. Vladimir Jaffe is "brave enough" to take on Occupy Protesters, says Judge Napolitano.

25 College Democrats Describe Republicans In Three Words

I asked 25 Democratic students at Hofstra University to describe Republicans in ONLY 3 words. Post your own in the comments!

25 College Republicans Describe Democrats In Three Words

I asked 25 Republican students at Hofstra University to describe Democrats in ONLY 3 words. Post your own in the comments!

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