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October 17, 2012

Eric Clapton's Patek

Collectors thought this would never happen.

The Daily Show & Lewis Black Compared Lance Armstrong To Buttchuggers

We’ve tried to write objectively about whether or not Armstrong doped. We’ve even passed the buck to the pro comedians, guys who can say HEY F**K LANCE ARMSTRONG, WHO CARES ABOUT CYCLING without fear of a cycling forum somewhere finding out what…

Who Won The Debate, Obama Or Romney? Xbox LIVE Says…

If you don’t have an Xbox 360 or didn’t watch the first debate streaming on Xbox LIVE, where Microsoft and YouGov have been hosting both the presidential and vice-presidential debates, you may be surprised to learn that on Tuesday night, over…

Guy Jumps On Ice That Doesn’t Break — Fail Video

October 17, 2012 | In: FAIL, Foreigners, Funny, Idiot, Video

Behind The Many Mysteries Of Silent Hill From

or nearly 15 years, Silent Hill has actively taunted fans by never fully revealing its greatest mysteries. Sure, by the time you reach the credits, you may get the general gist of your character's mysterious past and formerly mysterious motivations,…

Ann Romney's Blue Nails: Mitt's Wife Went Kind Of Edgy At Last Night's Debate (PHOTOS)

When both First Lady Michelle Obama and Mitt's wife Ann Romney stepped in front of the cameras last night at the end of the second presidential debate, the Internet's immediate reaction to the matching bright pink dresses was naturally, who wore it…

Mitt's Binders Best Thing To Hit The Internet Wednesday

Ask Mitt if I can have some of those binders full of women when he is through with them!! :>) Seriously, listen to what he says about women, about the 47%. This is a man who has a very royal opinion of his station in life.

Introducing Bindr

The latest viral buzz from

Amanda Todd Suicide: Did Anonymous Dox The Wrong Guy?

Reportedly, someone online convinced her to send him pictures of herself, and he then sent the images to friends and family. Thus began the real-life bullying from her peers, separate from but feeding off of the online bullying she was already…

That’s Your Boyfriend: “The Illusion”

“I’ve dated a lot of guys in my day, I mean, OK, that came out weird, I just mean that I’m not some teenager going all googly eyed over my first crush. I’ve had some experience in that arena is all. Sheesh, you really can’t say anything these days…

After Binder Gaffe, Romney Releases Ad Full Of Women

A new ad from the Romney campaign features three women who worked in his Massachusetts cabinet. "He totally gets working women."

Is Intel The Next RIM?

I only agree with about four of these seven reasons that Intel is allegedly in "a fight for its life," but still: that's a lot of reasons! It is astounding just how completely the largest chipmaker in the world missed out on mobile.

Journalists In Their Natural Habitat: The Debate Spin Room

Inside the press den, nature rules and it's everybody for themselves.

Man Discovers What Female Voters Want

And it's ... Alan Alda.

Men's Boots: Fall 2012

Click here to follow AskMen Fashion on Twitter. If you’re still stomping around in camel-colored Timberlands, it’s time to reboot your boot collection. This fall, lace-up brogues and chukkas are leading the pack, with hints of Chelsea and biker…

Kendall Jenner News - Kendall And Kylie Jenner To Launch Their Own Apparel, Footwear And Accessory Line

The Kardashian empire just got a whole lot bigger! Kendall and Kylie Jenner announced Tuesday that they will be launching an apparel, footwear and accessories line in partnership with leading manufacturer and apparel company, Majestic Inc.

'The Hobbit' Peter Jackson Warner Bros $1 Billion

This story first appeared in the Oct. 26 issue of The Hollywood Reporter magazine.

The USA Back In 1967 :

In 1967 a Soviet diplomat at U.N. made the journey across the United States. These are his photos… 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40 41 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 51 usa67

Career Confidential: The Sex Educator In Rural Georgia

"You have these kids in tenth grade who've never learned a thing about anatomy. The only thing they've been taught is abstinence."

More Truth in 80 Seconds Than In 90 Minutes of the Debate

#truth is subjective but not that hard to find if you talk to college students.

41 Things Beck Has Done Since He Stopped Making Albums

He's designed sunglasses, put on art shows, covered classic records and collaborated with pretty much everyone. And someday, maybe, he'll make a new LP.

What's Wrong With The God-Lakers?

The Lakers are supposed to be one of the best basketball teams ever assembled, but they can't even win a preseason game! Ha. What losers.

Floyd Mayweather And 50 Cent May Be Feuding After Business Split

After an unsuccessful attempt to steal Floyd Mayweather from his business advisor, rapper 50 Cent formed a new business partnership with Manny Pacquiao.

Ann Romney Mimics Michelle Obama's Blue Manicure Worn At The Democratic Convention (Poll)

First Lady Michelle Obama and first lady hopeful Ann Romney both wore hot Schiaparelli pink -- dubbed "Pepto Pink" by the press -- to last night’s second presidential debate at Hofstra University in New York. Normally, wearing the same hue at the…

Gotta Love A Girl That Can Take Care Of Her Body (59 Photos)

Please nobody tell these girls how their clothes are supposed to work (33 Photos)

Miss COED: Julia Peerenboom [14 PHOTOS]

Julia is a Psych major at the University of Arizona and a proud member of the Tucson12 2013 calendar team. Not really one for sitting on a couch and watching television, Julia loves to be out spending time with her friends. For someone who spends…

Oh Hey, Megan Fox Is A Mom Now : Obsessed

Apparently Megan Fox is really good at keeping secrets because she totally gave birth on Sept. 27, and nobody knew until today—when she posted the announcement on her Facebook page.

If A Track Suit And A Snuggie Had A Baby

It would be this abomination. Who would buy the Lazy Grow Leisure Suit? Don't answer that.

Robbie Middleton: Will Horrifically-burned Victim Convict Alleged Killer Don Collins From Beyond The Grave?

Robbie Middleton, who died nearly 13 years after the 1998 attack in Splendora, Texas, accused Don Collins of raping him two weeks before setting him on fire.

5 Insignificant Things That Determine If Someone Likes You

The good news is that there are some unexpected shortcuts that can make a person popular, which maybe isn't surprising, since the human brain works in some pretty freaky ways. The bad news is that they're just as stupid and arbitrary as the ones you…

10 Painfully Earnest Celebrity Endorsement Commercials

It's been a "good" month for people you like whoring themselves out for a product you couldn't care less about. First, there was Skeet Ulrich, I mean, Stephen Dorff discussing the many benefits of the “cig-style e-cig," and more recently, Brad Pitt…

Justin Timberlake, Jessica Biel To Wed In Italy This Week!

The celebrations began Oct. 16 at the top-secret locale, which "means a lot" to the couple, a pal tells the new Us Weekly

Neither Side Of Contraceptive Debate Thinks Romney Actually Changed His Position

His comments on contraception in the debate looked to some like a move to the center — but one conservative spokesperson says, "I do not believe that Romney has shifted his position whatsoever." The president of the Planned Parenthood Action Fund agrees.

FORTUNE: Meet The Man Reinventing The News

October 17, 2012 – "Jonah Peretti has made a massive bet that smart people -- specifically writers and editors -- are key to the success of a next generation media company." - FORTUNE

Claire Danes Crying: A Supercut

This video inspired by the "Claire Danes Cry Face Project" is oddly hypnotic.

TechCrunch: BuzzFeed Hires Former FINS Director Of Product Management, Dao Nguyen, As “Director Of Growth”

October 17, 2012 – "The company, founded by CEO Jonah Peretti, is on a mission to create its own vertical as a publication, and has taken a step today to grow even more." - TechCrunch

Paul Ryan Visited Browns Practice, Mistook Colt McCoy For Brandon Weeden

This is why politicians shouldn't pretend to know sports unless they're positive they know what they're talking about.

Kristen Wiig Apparently Has A Pooping Problem

Or at least that's what she announced at a black-tie event the other night. That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Claustrophobic Vintage Asylum Containment Baths And Other Links

In 1938, "continuous-flow baths" were on the cutting edge of mental health technology. Plus prison slang words to help you seem tough and the FBI shut down a terror plot in New York.

This Peeling Wall Lamp Is The Coolest

This lamp makes it look as if your wall is folded over like a piece of paper and it is really neat.

FORTUNE Names Ben Smith And Jonah Peretti "40 Under 40"

October 2012 – "These new media pioneers teamed to create the unlikeliest force in this year's election coverage." -FORTUNE

In 2010, Obama Advocated For Fiscal Details Coming Out After An Election

The President attacked Mitt Romney at a campaign stop in Iowa today for not giving specific details in his tax plan. "He says he will let you know after the election. Now, here’s a tip. Usually when a politician tells you he’ gonna wait until after the election to explain a plan to you, they do not have a pleasant surprise in store for you,” Obama said. But in 2010, President Obama argued for not releasing fiscal details until after an election to avoid political posturing and "because nobody will have an honest conversation."

Michelle Obama, Ann Romney Wear Hot Pink At Debate

Blue states, red states -- the country was in a pink state of mind Tuesday night during the town hall presidential debate. That's because both candidates' wives turned up in the exact shade of hot pink, or fuschia, or whatever you want to call it.…

Size 8 Is The New 7: Why Our Feet Are Getting Bigger

Thanks to evolution, nutrition and a spike in obesity, the average woman's shoe size is growing rapidly. But are we ready to embrace large feet?

Wyclef Jean In A Speedo On A Motorcycle

New Rule: for all 43rd birthdays you must post a picture of yourself in a speedo on a motorcycle.

Life’s Wins And Loses :

Everytime my life turns to crap I turn my attention to girls with FLBP (40 Photos)

Quite Possibly The Stupidest Woman Ever (Video)

October 17, 2012 | In: Animals, FAIL, Funny, Idiot, Video, WTF

Breaking Down Gaming's Most Ambiguous Endings From

Some mysteries are better left unsolved, but it's fun to try anyway.

Bodyform, Feminine Hygiene Company, Responds To Snarky Facebook Comment From A Dude Brilliantly (VIDEO)

At long last, a feminine hygiene manufacturer has taken it upon themselves to tell the truth about what periods entail. When the UK-based company Bodyform, received a snarky message from a dude on their Facebook wall, they didn't let it go -- they…

Does Your Pizza Motivate You?

Would it help if it looked like this?

The Onion Talks: So TED, It Hurts

In the first offering from their new TED Talks satire, the Onion nails pretty much every element of the thought leader experience. "Imagine," says Onion Talker, "what other ground-breaking ideas could I be thinking of?"

13 Excruciatingly Cute Pictures Of An Orphaned Baby Elephant Being Raised By Humans

Seven-and-a-half month old Moses was found alone and close to death in the Vwaza Wildlife Reserve in Malawi. His parents had been killed by poachers, and he has since been adopted by the Jumbo Foundation where he is being cared for and raised by humans. The following 14 photos may kill you. They have killed me. RIP.

What Happens When You Google NBA Guard CJ Miles?

You should try it, but probably not if you're at work.

Adorable Orphaned Baby Bear Rescued In California

She's 3-months-old, weighs 10 pounds, and most importantly, is healthy. PHEW.

If "Arrested Development" Characters Were Memes

Thank you to redditor lewzealand for sharing these creations made by her brother Matt Lewis.

Marvel Teases Pages From "Deadpool #1"

Come see the softer side of Deadpool. And by softer, I mean squishy. Ew.

Romney To Obama: Be Specific

Taking a page from Democrats' playbook, Romney slams Obama over lack of agenda for second term.

Taken 2′s Bizarre Take On Sexual Politics

Evil sex traffickers keep threatening the daughter of Liam Neeson’s ass-kicking character, and he keeps killing them—this is the premise of the awesome Take

Mascot Battle Escalates Quickly (Video) :

October 15, 2012 | In: Funny, Owned, Sports, Video, WTF

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Nobel Prize In Economics: Lloyd Shapley And Alvin Roth Win For Deferred Acceptance Matching Algorithms.

Economics is closely associated with the idea of money, but economic life extends beyond what can be or is monetized, as shown by the winners of this year’s economics Nobel Prize, Lloyd Shapley of UCLA and Alvin Roth of Stanford, “for the theory of…

5 Awful Things You Learn About Yourself Playing 'Dishonored'

For example, I just picked up Dishonored, the new stealth game from the people who brought us Skyrim, and already I'm learning things about myself. Awful, terrible, disappointing things that I wish I could forget but will probably haunt me forever.…

The Presidential Debate Gets Auto-Tuned

The Gregory Brothers put a Keytar in moderator Candy Crowley's hands and you know the rest.

Swing State Newspapers Call Debate A Draw

A contrast with the insiders and instapolls who called it for Obama.

Aziz Ansari's Awesome Gay Marriage Comment

This is what Aziz Ansari had to say about the whole Chick-Fil-A anti-gay controversy on The Jimmy Kimmel Show.

German Man Tries To Cannonball Into Frozen Pool, Fails

This is the ONLY video you need to watch ever again. Plus see it in GIFs!

How To Make 5 Perfect Dinners For $10 Each

Five recipes, one grocery list, and an essential cooking technique shown step by step. You're going to use this constantly.

Video: Cimorelli Thanks Their Fans For Voting For Crushable 25

There’s nothing better than celebrities who appreciate their fans. So even though we’re still waiting for Jennifer Lawrence to send us an Edible Arrangement for naming her #1 on our list of 25 Crushable Girls Under 25, we’re happy to say that #21 Ci…

Alanis Morrissette Music Sparks Domestic Violence Incident

A man in Florida attacked his partner for listening to her songs way too often.

11 Ways To Know You’re No Longer In Love

Yeah, it’s a bitch, but eventually you’ll realize you’re a fantastic person for having loved and an even better one for having survived the loss. So don’t kid yourself and don’t waste your time; falling out of love is just as clear as falling in lov…

Spielberg, Katzenberg, Geffen Donate $30 Million Each To MPTF Campaign

DreamWorks SKG founders Steven Spielberg, Jeffrey Katzenberg and David Geffen have donated $30 million each toward the Motion Picture & Television Fund Campaign. George Clooney, MPTF board member and campaign co-chair, made the announcement Tuesday…

Above The Floor In Council Bluffs

The latest viral buzz from

Presidential Debate Instant Polls Show Narrow Win For Obama

WASHINGTON -- After a poor performance in the first presidential debate two weeks ago, President Barack Obama came back strong in the second one, winning perceived victories over Mitt Romney in two instant-reaction polls -- one of debate-watching re…

Sandra Bullock Naked On 'Chelsea Lately' (VIDEO)

Chelsea Handler called in all of her favors from Hollywood friends in support of the season premiere of her late night talk show on Monday night.

Second Presidential Debate: Mitt Romney Missed A Big Opportunity To Attack Barack Obama On His Answer About The Attacks In Libya.

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y.—In unhappier days, when Mitt Romney spoke to Florida donors in view of a hidden camera, he reminisced about all the fun Ronald Reagan had when he ran against Jimmy Carter. “The fact that we have hostages in Iran, I mean, that was all…

Who Won The Debate?: Insta-Polls Show Obama Edged Out Romney At Hofstra.

A pair of instant polls conducted in the immediate aftermath of Tuesday's debate suggest that President Obama narrowly came out on top in the town hall event. CNN's survey of registered voters showed Obama topping Romney 46 percent to 39 percent.* C…

Men With Binders (Full Of Women?)

Previously: The Best of Sexual Harassment Stock Photography. Abe Sauer is the author of the book How to be: North Dakota. Email him at abesauer AT

19 Things That Prove The '00s Are Over

Sometimes, decades don't start and end when they're supposed to. Remember how the '60s actually ended in 1970 when the Beatles broke up? Here are 19 things that prove the '00s are officially over now.

9 Amazon Reviews Of Binders For Women

"Even with the littlest of America's most talented females, I found that legs, arms, and heads still protruded." Mitt Romney will now be a better-informed consumer of women binders.

Dakota Fanning Hair Update

She's now brunette.

The 15 Best Twitter Responses To The Lance Armstrong Scandal

The famed cyclist is out at Nike and LiveStrong. The jokes are out on Twitter.

Irrelevant Former "Jersey Shore" Cast-member Is Also A Big Homophobe

I haven't heard this much stupid in a long time. Congrats, Angelina!

24 Surprisingly Easy Halloween Party DIYs

Turn your refrigerator into a ghost, or make a jack-o'-lantern out of a pineapple.

Amar'e Stoudemire On His New Book For Kids

We asked Amar'e about Home Court, the first book in his S.T.A.T. Young Adult series.

The Hoxton - Bars - Brickell - Thrillist Miami

Thrillist unearths all that's new, unknown or under-appreciated in your area.

Romney Wins Second Round Of The Debate. Obama Doubles Down On Bengazhi Cover Up // Current TV

In the end, Obama fared much better than he did in his first debate performance. But, that was hardly a tall order. Romney presented a pretty scathing account

Man Attempts To Streak During Texas Tech Game, Photoshops Ensue

A man rushed the field during last Saturday's Texas Tech football victory and a photographer helped create this week's greatest sports meme.

I Followed Morrissey Around For A Week

Impromptu tattoos, accidental moonings, uncontrollable sobbing and other things that happen when you go see Moz four times in seven days.

Kate Gosselin Just Got Fired From Coupon Cabin

Are coupons little Asian children that suck the life out of you? Because I know about those. And stuffing them into a cabin. Probably because her first

Kate Gosselin On Being Fired From Coupon Cabin

On Tuesday, it was announced that the former reality superstar, 37, had been let go from CouponCabin, for whom she has been blogging since 2011. In a vaguely worded statement, founder Scott Kluth charged, "A series of recent events have made it clea…

Slicing Crosswise Vs. Lengthwise Explained In Pictures

People who write recipes aren't trying to confuse you. But sometimes they do.

The Creepiest Part Of The Presidential Debate

Politicos are even weirder than celebrities. More lasagna, less conversation.

The Hofstra Debate: No Clear Winner

I don’t know who “won” this debate. The President won on the substance. He was, obviously, far better–sharper, more energetic, more effective–than he was in the first debate. In the crucial first half-hour, he successfully hammered Romney on his bal…

Dancing With The Stars Week 4 Results

Last night was full of surprises on Dancing with the Stars: All Stars, at least according to co-host Brooke Burke-Charvet, who was dressed like a mermaid when she said it, so you know it is has to be true. Yet after every performance show, we have t…

Funny Roommate Notes (24 Photos) :

Daily Afternoon Randomness (20 Photos)…

Mitt Romney 'Binders Full Of Women' Claim Misleads

Mitt Romney raised eyebrows during the presidential debate Tuesday night when he claimed that as governor of Massachusetts, he had been so dismayed at the lack of female cabinet candidates that he sent women's groups out to find them.

Obama-Romney Debate Won By President (VIDEO)

HEMPSTEAD, N.Y. -- President Barack Obama stepped onto the stage here on Long Island ready to brawl. Within moments, he had called a Mitt Romney assertion "not true" and ridiculed his opponent's five-point plan as a one-point plan -- that one point …

Barack Obama Wins Second Presidential Debate Against Mitt Romney

Before the second presidential debate kicked off, pundits often said the town-hall format did not lend itself well to political attacks. Boy, were they proved wrong. The second match-up between President Obama and Mitt Romney was red meat for politi…

Town Hall Debate Rules: Candy Crowley, Barack Obama, Mitt Romney Throw Rule Book Out The Window.

One of the storylines heading into Tuesday night's debate was whether moderator Candy Crowley would throw out the debate rule book and deliver on her pre-date promise of asking follow-up questions whenever she saw fit. Before the night's first segme…

Honey Boo Boo Enjoying A Fancy Hollywood Dinner In 11 Images

It's so beautiful it doesn't need any words.

Who Did It Better: Stephen Colbert Or George Washington

They both look really gallant so I say TIE.

18 Candid Photos From Nepal's Transgender Beauty Pageant

The 2012 Pink Pageant was part of the closing ceremony of Nepal's first-ever LGBT sports festival.

Most Extensive Face Transplant Ever Tops The Morning Links

The before and after pictures will seriously shock you. Plus, real life Robocops and McJordan BBQ kind of still exists.

Good Morning, Boy And Cat

Mornings are hard, but spending them with your loved ones makes them bearable. Via the always reliable Cute Overload.

Fette Sau - Food - Fishtown - Thrillist Philadelphia

Thrillist unearths all that's new, unknown or under-appreciated in your area.

Second Presidential Debate: Barack Obama Won The Hofstra Debate, But Mitt Romney Scored Some Points Along The Way.

In the seal of the United States, the eagle turns its head toward its right talon, which holds an olive branch, and away from the talon holding 13 arrows. It is meant to suggest a preference for peace. The eagle that hovered between the two candidat…

Taylor Momsen: ‘Gossip Girl’ Return With Blake Lively!

Taylor Momsen: ‘Gossip Girl’ Return with Blake Lively!

Bachelorette's Emily Maynard, Jef Holm Split

After getting engaged on the July 22 finale episode of The Bachelorette's 8th season, the reality couple have ended their engagement, multiple sources confirm to Us Weekly.

19 Creative Costumes For Babies Who Are Too Young To Walk

Enough with all the pumpkins. There are plenty of other outfits for infants that look best when worn crawling.

There's A Lot Of Phone Drama In R. Kelly's New "Trapped In The Closet"

Kells reintroduces the sprawling cast of his absurd R&B soap opera. Soooo happy to see Twan and Pimp Lucius again!

19 Best Ways To Eat Pumpkin At Breakfast

No it's not the new bacon, but you should still put some in your oatmeal.

21 Pictures Of Adorable Disney Animals In Real Life

The only thing more delightful than an animated Disney animal acting cute on screen is the same loveable animal imitating them in real life.

Presidential Debate Meme Binders Full Of Women Already Has Own Tumblr

I ended up missing the presidential debate tonight because I was covering delightfully trashy reality TV (recaps forthcoming!), but I would check in on Facebook periodically to see which talking points were affecting my voting peers. Turns out that,…

Antica Pesa - Food - Brooklyn - Thrillist New York

Thrillist unearths all that's new, unknown or under-appreciated in your area.

What Happened At The Second Presidential Debate

0 minutes. Both men mean business. They are out with smiles, mouthed “Thank You’s” and a perfunctory handshake. The American people have been subjected to political debates for more than a year. But this one is bigger than any other. Romney won the …

College Girls Love To Play Cats Or Cops For Their Halloween Costumes

[...] College girls love to play cats or cops for Halloween (39 Photos) This article was posted in Hot College Girls. Bookmark the permalink. Follow comments with the RSS feed for this post.Post a Comment or leave a trackback: Trackback URL. [...]

Evolution Of Anxiety: Humans Were Prey For Predators Such As Hyenas, Snakes, Sharks, Kangaroos.

In the developed world, we live in the most peaceful, healthful time in history. The murder and violent crime rate is dropping; we are vaccinated against the most deadly diseases of previous generations; our houses protect us from most storms; relat…

VIDEO] Karina Smirnoff’s Fall — Watch Her ‘Dancing With The Stars’ Spill

Karina went way out of her comfort zone in her hip hop dance on the Oct. 15 competition and a slippery dance floor made her take a tumble! Watch the video below! Poor Karina Smirnoff! She burst int...

Ancient City Lined Up With Sun On King's Birthday

(Newser) – Alexander the Great got quite the birthday present every year, archaeologists say. They think the main road…

Sandra Bullock Strips Down With Chelsea Handler

(Newser) – To mark her move to a new studio, Chelsea Handler last night … got naked in a shower with Sandra Bullock. Bullock took the …

Quiz: Guess Who These College Students Are Voting For?

Mitt Romney, Obama, Undecided, or Other? I asked a bunch of college students at Hofstra University who they were voting for. Take the test.

Fact Checking The Town Hall Presidential Debate

We fact-checked the responses from Mitt Romney and President Obama during the debate, and let's just say it was a busy night.

L.K. Bennett Does Kate Middleton's Beloved Beige Pumps 10 Different Ways For Spring 2013

If there’s one item of clothing you’d call Kate Middleton’s signature it would definitely be her sensible-meets-sexy beige pumps by British label L.K. Bennett. She wears them everywhere....

Presidential Debate Awards: Slate Hands Out The Awards For Best Zinger, Best Fight Scene, Best Use Of Slang, And Much More.

Barack Obama and Mitt Romney just squared off in their second presidential debate. To score the evening, Slate brings you the Presidential Debate Awards—the Oscars of the Oval Office. The envelope please: Best Zinger: Obama had the best one of the n…

Lance Armstrong Steps Down At Livestrong, Loses Nike Sponsorship

The doping scandal continues to disgrace the champion cyclist. In a statement, Armstrong explains that he doesn't want to bring any of his career's controversy to the cancer foundation.

Famous People Have Opinions Too

I have no idea who some of these people are but I do know Cher and Ellen Barkin are,and their tweets are the best of the" celebrity " tweets in my view.

Darkly Funny, Behind-The-Scenes Photos From ‘Silence Of The Lambs’

It’s somewhat surreal to see the cast of Demme’s film — figures people have feared for over two decades — laughing it up on set. Hopkins is pictured chuckling behind his steel-toothed mask and crew are posed next to a disfigured female skin suit. Te…

The "Most Gorgeous Hair Moment From Last Night" Award Goes To...Julianne Hough! Isn't This Photo Divine?

I’m just crazy about how the way Julianne Hough’s hairstylist dealt with the end of her crown braid for ELLE’s 19th Annual Women In Hollywood Celebration last night. Like, maybe a little obsessed. Or maybe a lot obsessed....

Sandra Bullock Turns Naked And Nasty As She Chides Chelsea Handler In Comedy Shower Skit

Referring to her short romance with rapper 50 Cent last year, Chelsea replied: 'I don't sleep with that many any more - just some of the rappers.'

Guess Her Muff 2.0: Girl #3429

Do you think you can guess how a babe keeps her muff based on how she dresses? Does your co-worker's carpet match the drapes? Is that geeky girl in your class secretly a sex kitten who shaves it bald? The answers might surprise you... This is GuessH…

Finally Fired Up?

Early voting, Boca Raton, and Bruce Springsteen. “We have 20 days after tonight to get our voters out and persuade the undecided,” says campaign manager Messina.

Meet X1, The Exoskeletal Robot Suit That Could Make Astronauts Super-Strong

But with X1, a robotic augmentation riff on NASA’s space-faring Robonaut, it sounds like technology that was originally designed to help paraplegics walk could be used by NASA to make astronauts stronger as well as maintain fitness during lengthy sp…

Cops: Woman Locked Out Of Car Calls 911, Lies About Trapped Baby

(Newser) – Today's police blotter provides a lesson in what not to do when locked out of your car: Do not call 911 and…

4 Truly Scary Facts No One Tells You About Halloween

Halloween is a celebration of reckless indulgence, honoring the dead by living really hard for one night. And while that sounds completely awesome, the bully in me sees other people using it as an opportunity to shed their awkward selves and become …

Obama And Romney Duet "The Boy Is Mine"

If you replace "boy" with "presidency," it kind of works.

Romney Touts His "Whole Binders Full Of Women"

In response to a debate question about women's employment, Mitt Romney discusses his headhunting strategies to find talented women to work for him as governor. Whole binders full!

15 People Mad About Romney Connecting Gun Violence With Single Parents

Romney proposed "two-parent families" as a way to curb gun violence. Some on Twitter took this as an insult to single moms, and they weren't happy about it.

The Internet Responds To The Hofstra Debate

Binders full of women. Binders full of women.

The Hofstra Presidential Debate, As Told By GIFs

Obama and Romney's most contentious debate yet, looped in GIF-form forever.

Chris Matthews Is Back From The Ledge

The MSNBC Hardball host's post-debate analysis tonight couldn't have been more different from his Oct. 3 meltdown. Obama "punched him hard."

This Guy Was Really, Really Excited By The Debate

He's just very enthusiastic about civil discourse.

For Perfectly Smudged Eye Pencil, Make THIS Face While Applying--The Adorable Chloe Moretz Used This Trick Over The Weekend

Chloe Moretz had some *very* cool smoky eyes at Comic Con on Saturday--and I happen to know exactly how she got that elusive almost-like-I-slept-in-this-makeup (but not really) smudginess....

Presidential Debate 2012: Live Updates From Barack Obama-Mitt Romney Showdown

The presidential debate on Tuesday night will have Barack Obama and Mitt Romney interacting with their audience as the pair of candidates respond to questions from about 80 uncommitted voters. Obama and Romney faced off against one another just two …

Town Hall Debate: Mitt Romney And Barack Obama Face Off, Pundits Decide The Debate Winner.

In the age of Twitter we no longer have to wait until debates are over to see how partisans will portray events and gaffes—now we can witness the spinning, reporting, and commentary in real time. You can watch YouTube’s live video stream of the town…

Romney: In 2014, "I Presume I'm Gonna Be President"

In the first question of the debate, Romney flexes his confidence. "When you come out in 2014," he tells a college student, "I presume I'm gonna be President."

Obama To Romney: My Pension's Not As Big As Yours

The president regains his feet in the second debate.

Catching Up With The 25 Crushable Guys Under 25 Six Months Later

See how our predictions for Josh Hutcherson, Frank Ocean, Nathan Adrian, and more came true in the past six months!

Justin Jedlica, Human Ken Doll, Had 90 Cosmetic Surgeries To Look 'Fabulous'

Much like Barbie's former love, the majority of this human Ken doll's body is made of plastic. Though he wants a physique like Barbie's boyfriend.

TIME’s Presidential Debate Drinking Game, Round 2

The second installment of this year's presidential debates are among us. So here are some guidelines to enjoy (or simply endure) tonight's discourse -- with your favorite beverage in hand, of course.

Watch The Presidential Debate Live Streaming Online (VIDEO)

You can watch the presidential debate between Barack Obama and Mitt Romney live from Hofstra University in New York with the video stream above provided by YouTube.

Robert Pattinson And Kristen Stewart -- 'Back Together' Just In Time For 'Twilight'

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart were at an L.A. restaurant last night, exactly 1 month to the day before "The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn -- Part 2"…

Katie Holmes: No More Actors, I Want An Artist

(Newser) – Depending which news source you read today, Katie Holmes is either hooking up with an old actor flame … or …

Michelle Obama And Ann Romney Wear Shockingly Similar Outfits To Debate

Both are in hot pink dresses — and Ann isn't the one wearing pearls. What is this, BIZARRO dressing?

Rihanna On Chris Brown: The World Can't See What I See

It's certainly looking these days like Rihanna and Chris Brown are back together. And while neither of them has confirmed the relationship publicly, Rihanna has some revealing things to say about Brown in her new cover story for Vogue. "To the w…

Miley Cyrus And Liam Hemsworth Are Competing For On-Screen Sex Scenes

Because it’s not Ashton she’s after, it’s his much more age-appropriate co-star Angus T. Jones. It just so happens that Missi is visiting the same weekend that Jake is home from the military. The two at least have a kiss scene, as Angus told the ET …

‘Romney-Ryan Tax Plan Still Makes No Sense’

“Every single day in the newspapers it should be, you know, ‘Romney-Ryan tax plan still makes no sense,’” Taibbi says. “They should be getting hammered every single day for doing this because it’s an incredibly cynical thing, what they’re doing — th…

Camille Paglia Slams Madonna's Striptease Protest

Outspoken feminist Camille Paglia tells “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar why she thinks Madonna is making a mistake by trying to include social protest during her live performances.

The Breakthrough Movies Of 10 Great Actors

John Hawkes is an actor you’re more likely to know by face than name (he was the terrifying Teardrop Dolly in Winter’s Bone, and the cult leader in Martha Marcy May Marlene), but that may well change after Friday, when his starring vehicle The Sessi…

The 10 Best Books About Miserable Media Jobs

So you think you want to work in media. We asked Jessica Grose, former Slate and Jezebel editor and author of this month’s Sad Desk Salad, what books she would recommend for anyone considering a career in blogging. She did us one better with this co…

10 Of The Most Breathtaking Panoramic Photos We’ve Ever Seen

Photographs rarely live up to the fullness of actually being there. But more and more digital technology provides new ways to counteract the flatness of photos, elevating panoramic and high-resolution photography to new realms both in terms of techn…

No Hollywood Ending As Former RCA Records Exec Fights Breast Cancer With Weeks To Live

This Thursday, the eighth annual Songs of Hope event, benefitting nonprofit comprehensive cancer center City of Hope, will take place at the House of Rock in Santa Monica. There, in a palatial estate where last week Christina Aguilera debuted her ne…

Fox's 'American Horror Story' Vs. 'Zombie Boy' Legal Spat Settled

Rick Genest, a Canadian model who appeared in Lady Gaga's "Born This Way" video and has been called "Zombie Boy," is known for his distinctive skeletal body art, which he has copyrighted. An early episode of the first season of FX's hit series Ameri…

Will Obama Be More Forceful At Tuesday Night Presidential Debate?

Before Barack Obama and Mitt Romney debated in Denver, some very smart political scientists tried to dampen the overheated expectations game with a dose of historical context. Debates, they argued, usually don’t matter that much. They loom large in …

“I Remember You” | Adventure Time

Never has an Adventure Time episode triggered waterworks like “I Remember You,” an Ice King/Marceline tearjerker that is one of the most touching stories this series has ever told. Ice King and Marceline are two of this show’s most tragic characters…

Blake Lively's Wedding Dress: Could This Hot-Off-The-Runway Marchesa Dress Be IT?

We know that Blake Lively wore a Marchesa wedding dress (see here) and it wouldn't be crazy for designers Georgina Chapman and Keren Craig to send something inspired by it down the runway. (Vera Wang sells a wedding gown inspired by Ivanka Trump's a…

Amanda Todd: Anonymous Names Man Who Drove Teen To Kill Herself For Spreading Nude Pictures

Amanda Todd, from Vancouver, Canada, was found hanged in her home on October 10, just weeks after she uploaded a video to YouTube detailing her horrific treatment at the hands of cyber bullies.

Katy Perry & John Mayer: Big Apple Date Night!

Katy Perry & John Mayer: Big Apple Date Night!

Emily Blunt Covers ‘Harper’s Bazaar’ Australia!

Emily Blunt graces the cover of the November 2012 issue of Harper’s Bazaar Australia.

Scarlett Johansson Splits With Nate Naylor

Scarlett Johannson and her beau of less then a year Nate Naylor have reportedly called it quits, a source tells Us Weekly.

Kim Kardashian Wearing A See Through Skirt & No Underwear To Dinner

Kim Kardashian at Prime 112 in Miami Beach. (October 14, 2012) -Photo: INFdaily, Pacific Coast News

Amanda Bynes Won’t Talk To Jennie Garth

Jennie Garth pretended to be Amanda Bynes‘ sister on TV, so right off the bat that qualifies her to help what’s starting to look more and more like a schizophrenic attempting to self-medicate by turning moving vehicles into bongs on wheels. In fact,…

A Fake Interview With Felix Baumgartner

Videogum: First of all, I cannot thank you enough for taking some time to sit and talk with us. I can only imagine how busy you are right now. Felix Baumgartner: There’s nowhere else I would rather be. Except maybe up in space. [Laughs.] VG: [Laug…

Jef Holm & Emily Maynard Break Up — Change Twitter Pics

Oh no! More proof Emily and Jef have officially called it quits? Their Twitter default photos are no longer pics of them together. Do YOU think they’re over for good? Emily Maynard and Jef Ho...

2 Cops Hurt In Michelle Obama Motorcade Crash

(Newser) – Two motorcycle officers riding in Michelle Obama's motorcade escort were injured in a crash yesterday in Ohio, WBNS-10TV re…

Actual True Ghost Stories Of New Orleans

All of these true supernatural horror death tales are true!

The State Department Pays For Chinese iPhone Factory News

How the U.S. Government brings you Apple labor news.

5 Eerily Sophisticated Ways Animals Communicate

Everyone knows that animals can communicate with one another, but they don't talk. If you hooked some language interpreter to a dog or monkey, every phrase would translate to "I'm scared!" or "I'm going to kill you!" or "Hey baby, let's have some be…

Meet The Former Soviet Citizen Keeping The Left On Its Toes

Or trying to. Vladimir Jaffe is "brave enough" to take on Occupy Protesters, says Judge Napolitano.

25 College Democrats Describe Republicans In Three Words

I asked 25 Democratic students at Hofstra University to describe Republicans in ONLY 3 words. Post your own in the comments!

25 College Republicans Describe Democrats In Three Words

I asked 25 Republican students at Hofstra University to describe Democrats in ONLY 3 words. Post your own in the comments!

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