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October 25, 2012

5 Life Lessons From Championship Bass Fishermen

Here are some wise words on life, love and, yes, fishing.

Hold On A Minute Playa! It's The Teddy Long Tag Team Match Compilation

Relive the glory days of the Teddy Long tag team match with this compilation video from 8 years of Smackdown. Stick around for the memes and dubstep remixes

Pablo Sandoval Becomes The Internet Meme Hero After Game 1

Of course, all of those people were wrong and Pablo Sandoval made history last night, as he joined Babe Ruth, Reggie Jackson and Albert Pujols as the only players to ever hit three home runs in one game in the World Series. Joe Morgan probably…

Terrell Owens Lost To 4-Foot-5 Venice Streetball Star Mani Love

At least, that’s the lesson that unemployed wide receiver Terrell Owens learned recently, when he was hanging out in a gym and confronted by Venice legend Mani Love, who stands just 4’5”. Love was looking for a little one-on-one action with the man…

Will Sandy Hit New York City?

Our latest snor'eastercane update. My odds for NYC impacts from #Sandy are now 2-in-3:— Eric Holthaus (@WSJweather) October 24, 2012

Romney Campaign Downplays Early Vote — And Begs For It

A mixed message on the trail in the crucial state.

Turn A Bundt Cake Into A Delicious Sarlacc Pit

This probably won't take over one thousand years to digest. If Sarlacc wasn't a Huttese delicacy before, it is now.

BUZZNET Exclusive: Stream William Beckett's 'Our Story's Already Been Told' On We've Got You Covered's Blog

We are THRILLED to premiere a brand new song from one of our favorite musicians, William Beckett! Today's new musical treat is a ballad of love and what could have been. The beautiful song was produced by Matt Grabe (The Maine, A Rocket To The…

Michael Steele Defends Ann Coulter’s Offensive ‘retard’ Tweet

Former RNC chairman Michael Steele, liberal radio host Mark Levine and “Say Anything!” host Joy Behar spar over Ann Coulter’s recent tweet referring to President Obama as a ‘retard.’

ZombiU Preview For Wii U From

From indie downloadable titles to dedicated modes in some of this fall's biggest franchises, zombies have officially invaded collective unconscious of game developers. Not wanting to miss out on this wave of popularity, Ubisoft has positioned ZombiU…

The Easiest Way To Understand The Future Of Twitter

Twitter has changed a lot over the last year, and it's not going to stop. But there's no need to get bogged down in the small policy tweaks — it's actually really simple.

Which Alternative "Frankenstorm" Names Are Real?

Try and tell the difference between the real bad puns and fake bad puns of the Northeast's looming storm.

27 DIY Costume Ideas For Your Pet

Just because you have opposable thumbs and they don't doesn't mean you should get to have all the Halloween fun. (Most of these are for dogs because apparently cats and guinea pigs won't generally let you shove them into "outfits.")

Awkward Stories With BuzzFeed Radio

Hell yeah, embarrassing stories.

7 Pies You Can Eat Before Dessert

You know what tastes just as good as fruit in a crust? Meat. And also: everything.

The 50 Most Terrifying "Are You Afraid Of The Dark" Characters

Ranked in order by creepiness. I'm still scared of 1/2 of these.

The Giants' Pablo Sandoval Single-Handedly Won Game 1 Of The World Series

Babe Ruth. Reggie Jackson. Albert Pujols. Pablo Sandoval?

In Defense Of Sexy Halloween Costumes

I'm proud of my body, I'm proud of my costume-making and planning skills, and I'm proud of the cheeky humor behind them.

21 Of The Most Mesmerizing Food GIFs

Please clear your appointments for the day, here are some fries you need to watch.

Gary Johnson's First Television Ad Focuses On Drones

"Right now in Iran, a lot of little kids are about to die."

Taylor Swift Is Single Again

So I guess she has to write a whole new album about it. That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup.

7 Photos Of Syrian Rebels Hanging Out With Cats

These compelling images show that regardless of how awful the situation, even a civil war, people will find time to care of animals.

Gerard Butler Is A Vampire

There is literally no other explanation for this. Absolutely no other explanation, he is a vampire and that's that.

Liberation Maiden Review For Nintendo 3DS From

For the best Reviews of Liberation Maiden for Nintendo 3DS, check out this page on

Everything You Need To Know About "The Frankenstorm"

A massive storm is about to hit the eastern coast of the US, and many are saying it could cause unprecedented damage.

DARPA's New Robot Is Just Drunk As Hell

Steady there, buddy, let me call you a cab.

Which Retail Chains Have The Best Employee Discount?

If you're gonna hate your job, you've got to at least get something more than minimum wage out of it. For seasonal employment planning purposes, ranked from worst to best.

David Stern Doesn't Care

The NBA's commissioner is retiring. And he doesn't care what you think about that.

12 Terrible Pieces Of Text Flirting Advice From The Internet

I looked everywhere, and these might be the worst texting tips I've ever seen. DO NOT DO THESE THINGS.

7 Weird, Delicious Foods You've Never Heard Of

Go get them and eat them! A new cookbook by New York magazine food editors tells you how to cook them.

PSY Did A Reddit "Ask Me Anything" And Other Links

The Gangnam Style singer gave hilarious answers.

The Hottest Women In Indie Music

These frontwomen are as talented as they are gorgeous. Get ready to hit the "like" button.

Cute And Classy Halloween Costume Inspirations Photo

I'm sure you all know that every year around Halloween the costumes tend to get shorter and tinier. Don't get me wrong, a lot of them are so cute, I get that it's all for fun, but there are other ideas too! Making costumes at home is the best way to…

Could Electronic Voting Machines Be Vulnerable To Abuse?

But although the attention so far has centered around efforts to prevent people from getting to the polls to cast a vote at all, concerns have also been raised about the voting machines. The Solamere connection is less likely to be a concern, as…

Kobe Bryant Loved "Sex And The City"

In the continuing off-season of Kobe Bryant saying random, bizarre things... Here's what he thinks of Sex And The City.

The Secret Economy Of Pollsters

With less two weeks left until the election, pollsters are churning out 20 state and national polls a day — all for attention. "Politics is not a major source of income, but it is a major source of branding," says Zogby.

Hershel From "The Walking Dead" Then And Now

Dang, Hersh! Scott Wilson, the actor behind Hershel, was in "In Cold Blood."

28 Easy Solutions To Your Closet Problems

How to make the most of your home's smallest, most stubborn space.

19 Incredibly Creepy Couples Costumes

If your significant other suggests you rock one of these concepts, it's time for a break. [NSFW-ish]

Romney Ran Half-Hour Spots During Finals Days Of 1994 Campaign

The candidate ran a half-hour ad in 1994, and is looking to do the same this election.

Two Door Cinema Club "Sleep Alone" 10/24/12 @

Two Door Cinema Club performs a track from their new album Beacon

Rainn Wilson Appreciates Your Dwight Tattoos @

Attention "Office" superfans, Rainn wants you to think twice about that nether region tattoo.

The Real Science Of Mega Man From

Capcom's robot-rampant future isn't quite as far-out as you might think.

9 Bizarre Claims People Have Made About Women Voters

In 1915, a neurologist said voting might drive women insane. We don't appear to have come that far since then.

Delonte West's Emotional Twitter Rant About Being Suspended

The bipolar guard is understandably upset about being indefinitely sidelined by his team.

Alex Jones Follower Viciously Trolls Polling Firm For Not Polling For Infowars

Unskewed? Public Policy Polling a "biased, New World Order-friendly polling organization."

Fashion At The 2012 GQ Gentlemen's Ball

I guess if you were in attendance that automatically makes you a gentleman.

Quiz: How Well Do You Know Crappy Pizza?

Test your knowledge of pizza chain restaurants and see if you're a true connoisseur.

11 Stunning Microscopic Photos

Nikon's annual Small World Photomicrography Competition attracts thousands of entries from photographers using light microscopes to produce images of the natural world. These are some of this year's top submissions.

Obama Says Ayn Rand Is For Teens

The president tells Rolling Stone that Paul Ryan should have left Ayn Rand in high school.

Quiz: How Well Do You Know Your Internet?

Test your knowledge of the weird world of the world wide web. All quotes are taken from various social networks - identify them and impress your friends (yeah, right) with your high score!

This Is What the Oldest Playable Music Recording Sounds Like

Track from 1878 finally drops. Hint: It's Edison.

Mitt Romney's Blunt Talk On Venture Capital

Most don't succeed, he said under oath in testimony released today, portions of which were obtained by BuzzFeed. Most, he says, are "liquidated" or "harvested."

An Incredibly Cute Mr. Rogers Infographic

PBS posted this infographic to their Tumblr this morning. Awwwww!

3 Totally Unique DIY Wreaths

From headbands to t-shirts, you can make wreaths out of a whole lot more than pine trees. Here are three ideas for holiday wreaths that won't shed all over your floors nearly as much.

Keeping It Classy, Mr President: Obama Describes Romney As 'A Bullshitter'

When asked whether he had a message for a six-year-old support, President Barack Obama took the opportunity to describe his opponent Mitt Romney as 'a bulls***ter'.

Ladies! Interested In A "One Nite Stand?"

This guy is going to be sore from all the sexing. Signs put up in New York City.

Wicked Headless Halloween Magic Trick

Bless you! Magician Rich Ferguson practices his illusion on some unsuspecting locals.

Stephen Colbert Offers To Put His Balls In Donald Trump's Mouth For Charity

Yesterday Donald Trump gave President Obama an offer he just couldn't refuse. Well, now Colbert has given Trump an offer that he just can't refuse (said again like Al Pacino in "Scarface").

Snooki Swears On Live Morning TV

Has motherhood changed nothing? The censor didn't quite exactly catch it, either.

Cone Of Shame, "Star Wars" Style

Witness the embarrassment of this fully operational cone of shame. Hobo Hiatus transformed her dog's shame into an opportunity.

NYPD Cop Wanted To Kidnap, Cook And Eat Women

Court documents detail Gilberto Valle III's gruesome plans. "She does look tasty, doesn't she?"

Linda McMahon Ad Features Dozens Of Chris Murphy Clones

So many Chris Murphys. The conservative Connecticut Senate candidate's new ad spot, "Marching," is strange and amazing.

Charles Barkley Says As Many Penis Nicknames As Possible In New Weight Watchers Ad

Weight Watchers' message to men? For every 35 pounds you lose, you may gain an extra inch of Prince Everhard III.

4 Easy Steps To Eating A Triceratops Like A Gentleman

Even Tyrannosaurus Rex has rules of etiquette.

Tina Fey On Todd Akin: "I'm Going To Lose My Mind"

"I watch these guys, and I'm like, what is happening? Am I a secretary on Mad Men?"

A Tribute To Benny The Boxer

You've probably seen him before and you don't even know his name. Get to know the internet's favorite boxer, Benny.

Gallup Poll Indicates Obama Gaining Among Registered, Likely Voters

PRINCETON, N.J., Oct. 24 (UPI) -- The Gallup Daily Tracking Poll Wednesday indicated U.S. President Barack Obama was gaining on his Republican rival among both registered and likely voters.

The Many Derpy Faces Of Streakers

This is basically the human version of basset hounds running. Slightly NSFW-ish.

Nicky And Alex From "Full House" Today

The second most famous twins to come from "Full House" are 21 now! Their real names are Blake and Dylan Tuomy-Wilhoit and it's amazing that they've aged just like other humans.

Judi Dench's Neckjazzle

She wore a Bond-inspired vajazzle on her neck. Is it fab or drab?

Celebrity Pumpkin Boobs

Tis the season!

Stephen A. Smith Definitely Just Said "Nigga Please" On TV

And it was by far the least obnoxious thing he's ever said.

18 Photos Of Richard Simmons Still Being Fabulous

I'm here to remind you that Richard Simmons is still as Richard Simmons-y as he always was. Which means every day is Halloween for him.

Mourdock's Rape Comments Dominate Indiana Press

Two days after his comments about rape, the conservative Senate candidate stays above the fold on Indiana's major newspapers. "In a Firestorm."

Oh, So That's Why They're Called Mumford & Sons

What an interesting coincidence.

NFL Punter Chris Kluwe Cut A "Lustful Cockmonster" Radio Ad Supporting Gay Marriage

One of the most vocal professional athletes when it comes to LGBT rights, Kluwe is also now the only person to have recorded a radio spot revolving around the phrase "lustful cockmonster."

Slipper Room - Bars - Lower East Side

After a shuttered two years, the Slipper Room has been reborn (much like you can be, by going through their birth-canal simulating "Spank Machine") as a two story, balconied burlesque playhouse with a trapeze-equipped stage sided by a piano where…

'This Was A Takedown': Gore On Obama's Win In Third Debate

'This was a takedown': Al Gore on Obama's 'clear win' in third debate

Obama: "Rape Is Rape"

On the Tonight Show, the President fired back at Senate candidate Richard Mourdock's comment that pregnancy from rape is "something that God intended to happen."

The Best Of The Tompkins Square Halloween Costume Dog Parade

And people in New York City agree with those rules, as they gathered this past Saturday for the annual Tompkins Square Halloween Dog Parade and costume contest to determine which of the pooches in attendance wagged it best. The winner? Gracie, the…

Jews Want Tebow To Succeed Too

It is "his destiny."

Kelly Clarkson Is Voting For Obama Because Of Her Gay Friends

Remember when Kelly Clarkson's Ron Paul endorsement earlier this year pissed a bunch of people off? Well, that whole Ron Paul thing didn't work out, so Kelly Clarkson has decided to vote for President Obama. Here's what she said about it to the UK's Daily Star magazine.

Judging A Book (Reading Device) By Its Cover (Size)

In terms of page size proportions, the iPad Mini is more like a trade paperback and the Kindle Fire is a mass-market paperback. Coincidence? Conspiracy? Or the dawn of a new gadget-based class war?

Check Out Katy Perry's White Latex Obama Dress

Voting never looked so... tight.

Katy Perry Wore A Dress With A Giant Ballot On It To An Obama Rally Last Night

Is this a ballot for Texas!? Get it, because everything is bigger there? Haha.

13 Amazing Cakes Made With Leftover Halloween Candy

If "leftover candy" is a foreign concept to you, just buy more.

3-D Success Kid

Made of sandstone and Success.

The 13 Most Horrifying Clowns In Gaming

Who knew videogame clowns could be just as terrifying as the real thing?

Obama Tries To Get Back To Hope

During the closing stretch of 2012, Obama promises a "brighter future," 2008 style. “A big agenda,” promises a senior campaign official.

Jon Hamm In '60s Swimwear

Mad Men is filming (yay!) on the beaches in Hawaii which means Don and Megan Draper in cute little beach outfits.

21 Delicious Things To Do With Pumpkin Seeds

There's edible gold in them thar gourds.

Obama Goes To Krispy Kreme

Three dozen donuts. Crucial nutrition after an overnight flight from Vegas to Tampa.

Quick And Easy 30-Minute Chicken Recipes

These 30-minute chicken recipes are a lifesaver on busy weeknights – and are anything but boring! Take your pick from crispy cutlets, filling main-dish salads, Asian stir-frys, quick potpies and more! (21 Photos)

Romney Stemberg Papers: Romney 'Testified In Divorce Of Ex-Staples CEO That The Company's Stock Was "Overvalued" ¿ And His Wife Missed Out On A Windfall'

Mr Romney reportedly testified about his close friend and former business partner during his 'messy' divorce from first wife Maureen.

My History Of Being Fat

Jami Attenberg's novel 'The Middlesteins' is out today.  I was born 10 pounds, 7 ounces; fat from the get-go. There are pictures of my mother pregnant with me, walking around our neighborhood with my costumed brother on Halloween, the day before I was born. She is enormous. I am enormous inside of her.… There were years I was an average weight, I think, but I was certainly fat by elementary school.…

16 Shades Of Red: Taylor Swift's 'Red' DECODED On Tina's Blog

Hey there all you Swifties! If you're anything like me, I'm sure you've counted down the minutes until you got your hands on Taylor Swift's fourth album, Red, today! I feel like with each album, Taylor raises the bar and keeps getting better. Here's…

And Now, A High School Football Bounce Pass

Here's a high school football bounce pass into a hail mary on the very first place from scrimmage in a Senior Night game between two Florida high schools.

Final Presidential Debate: Celebs React On Twitter

From Alec Baldwin to Lindsay Lohan, celebs put in their two cents about the candidates' final debate before the election on Nov. 6

The First iPad Mini TV Ad Is Honestly Catchy @

Apple reveals the real reason to buy an iPad Mini.

Amy Poehler Is The "ABC World News" Person Of The Week

Here is the delightful segment that aired tonight on World News With Diane Sawyer.

Ellen Grilled An Embarrassed Taylor Swift About All Of Her Exes

It occurred during a game called "Does This Name Ring A Bell?" of which the rules are simple: Taylor Swift must ring a bell when photos of her ex-boyfriends are flashed on the screen.

BUZZNET Exclusive: All Time Low Answer YOUR Questions (VIDEO) On We've Got You Covered's Blog

Attention Hustlers, your dreams are coming true! All of All Time Low; Alex Gaskarth, Rian Dawson, Jack Barakat and Zack Merrick -- have answered all of your burning questions. Check out this candid interview with all four of the boys from Baltimore taking center stage. Find out what Jack does with all

Carrie Keagan Talks Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart Romance

The host of Big Morning Buzz Live tells iVillage why she's thinks the Twilight stars' relationship is a PR stunt and dishes on other Hollywood scan...

Reality TV Crew Van Crashes Into Scott Disick's Surburban

The crew was following a Surburban filled with Disick, Kourtney Kardashian, and their children for one of their reality shows. (Everybody is fine.)

Tagg Romney Invested In Ohio Electronic Voting Machines // Current TV

If the Romney's can't win legally, they'll take over Ohio's electronic voting machines through investments, a direct conflict of interest in a contentious

SmartGlass Already Facing Trouble If It Launches Without iOS And Android Support

In expressing my thoughts on how SmartGlass could give Wii U some trouble following its E3 reveal, I made note of what was probably the single most-important detail announced that day: support for non-Windows devices. By providing support for iOS…

Brittany Taltos: Jersey Shore Star Speaks About Moment She Thought She Would Die When Her Head Was Run Over By A Pickup While Sunbathing

Brittany Taltos was listening to music on headphones when her head was partially crushed by the vehicle. She needed 15 stitches on the right side of her head and suffered bruising to the side of her face.

Nicki Minaj Pops Out Of Her Dress And Suffers Wardrobe Malfunction On Stage

The rapper was joined at her Pink Friday: Reloaded tour at Manchester's MEN Arena on Monday night by a whole host of footballers and soap stars.

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