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May 1, 2013

James Franco's Dildo Birthday Cake With Ball Gags And Anal Beads

James Franco famously used a Gucci sponsorship to film himself walking around Paris with a dick strapped to his nose for a piece entitled Dicknose in Paris, so why shouldn’t he get a birthday cake with vibrators and ball gags and anal beads on it?…

23 Steps To Becoming Tony Stark

It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!

The 11 Best Daily Download Videos On The Internet

Multimedia media critic Howard Kurtz and his trusty sidekick Lauren Ashburn are attempting to conquer the internet one YouTube video at a time.

31 Lunch Boxes From The 1970s That Are Worth A Lot Of Money

Time to dig through the attic because that old lunch box might be worth more than you think. Also, I need that Osmonds lunch box in my life.

This Baseball GIF Will Obliterate Your Brain

Breaking down the true wizardry of pitchers.

Pono Burger - Eat - Thrillist Los Angeles

Pono Burger's a ground-beef palace from a lauded Hawaiian chef, housed in a location with an unexpected history... meaning: no, that thing you're looking at isn't a grow-house. Find out more by clicking on the image and starting up the glorious…

12 Disney Movies Ranked By Sexiness

Don't pretend like you didn't fantasize about Gaston's meaty biceps wrapped around your body.

The Video Howard Kurtz Doesn't Want You To See Discussing What Is Arguably His Worst Column Ever

The host of CNN's Reliable Sources tried to call out the media's positive coverage of the first openly gay NBA player. He failed.

27 Balls With A Serious Vendetta

You can only be kicked and pushed around so much before you snap.

The Movie Business Is A Total Drag — On Earnings

CBS's first quarter earnings, released today, shined in part because it doesn't own a major movie studio. At least not yet.

9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Here's what happened on celeb twitter today!

The Mystery Of Zuko's Mother Continues In "Avatar: The Last Airbender" Part 2

It's not called The Search for nothing. Mike DiMartino co-creator of both the show and graphic novel promised answers eventually, for now make do with some exclusive pages featuring the mysterious lady.

21 Awkward Moments That Artists & Illustrators Recognize

People who draw are often painfully self-conscious. These moments do not help.

The Untold Story Of 'The Hangover' Leads The Daily Links

Plus a really terrible tattoo offer, Jon Hamm the comedy nerd, and a ranking of everything Wes Anderson has ever directed.

This Is The Best Local Company Commercial You'll Ever See

We are all shifting for you, Goorgen.

Disney Villains Go Chic On Brittany Lee's Blog

As I said, I am pretty confident most of you appreciate Disney and from my last Disney post, I think I am right!  Here are some really cool drawings of what your favorite villains would look like if they were "beautiful"! This one is my faveeee! Hello handsome pirate..le sigh! She looks so fabbbb! SOOO

Inside Marc Maron's Garage

The comedian and star of the new IFC show, Maron, talks about the place where the magic happens.

23 Brands Caught In Sweatshop Scandals

Everyone from J. Crew to Victoria's Secret to the Kardashian empire. If you don't shop at one of these stores, you probably know someone who does.

The Time Terry McAuliffe Left The Delivery Room For A Washington Post Party

Another time: "We got to the dinner and by then Dorothy was in tears, and I left her with Justin and went inside." But he raised a million bucks.

100 Reasons The Internet Ruined Sonic The Hedgehog

The internet does what Dr. Robotnik never could.

Feds Investigating Possible Human Trafficking At Saudi Diplomatic Compound In Virginia

Two women were removed from a compound that the Saudi embassy says belongs to the Saudi armed forces. The Department of Homeland Security is looking into it.

Winona Ryder Recites Her Lines From "Heathers" At The TV Whenever It's On

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Philadelphia Groups Are Hosting Masturbate-A-Thon All Month Long

To celebrate National Masturbation Month, groups in Philadelphia are hosting a month-long Masturbate-A-Thon to raise pride and awareness for self pleasure.

Exfoliation - Tips On How To Exfoliate Skin Correctly

Learn why exfoliation can be bad for your complexion and learn the right way to do it so you don't damage your skin.

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Angel, Darla was one of the most consistently vicious vamps to stir things up. In honor of Julie Benz's 41st birthday, here's a look at Darla's most impressive attributes.

Americans Are Worth Twice As Much As Europeans On Facebook

And seven times as much as users from the "rest of the world."

Tiny 'Alien' Skeleton Contains Human DNA

A tiny "alien" skeleton known as the "Atacama Humanoid" has been a mystery for a decade, but it turns out it's human.

"The Tragedy Of Obama's Presidency Is That He's Too Much Of A Ravenclaw And Not Enough Of A Gryffindor."

HUFFLEPUFF Joe Biden Jimmy Carter Bo Obama* Buddy Clinton* RAVENCLAW Barack Obama Michelle Obama SLYTHERIN Dick Cheney Hillary Clinton ("the good kind of Slytherin") Socks Clinton**  GRYFFINDOR Rahm Emanuel Nancy Pelosi Bill Clinton SQUIB George W. Bush DEMENTOR Newt Gingrich TROLL Glenn Beck REPUBLICAN PARTY'S PATRONUS Ronald Reagan HORCRUX Mitt Romney MITT ROMNEY'S HOUSE-ELF Paul Ryan * All dogs are Hufflepuffs. ** All cats are Slytherins. While this list was in progress, the group agreed that it was one of the most DC conversations ever. Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore

Women's Rights Activist Charged With Rape Threat Hoax On Facebook

This is a very, very odd story about a woman who allegedly made anonymous threats against herself on Facebook.

15 Reasons You Totally Looked Up To Conor Oberst In High School

Sure, listening to Bright Eyes made you sad sometimes. But more often, it just made you feel completely understood.

The DO'S And DON'TS Of Summer

According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights.

How To Make Crispy, Delicious Tortilla Chips At Home

This Cinco de Mayo is going to be the best ever. Viva la tortilla!

The Heat Are Growing Terrible/Amazing Mustaches

Shane Battier is either really bored or auditioning for the eighth Police Academy movie.

Adorable Cat Takes A Baby Out For A Buggy Ride

A 1938 Popular Mechanics article tried to prove that cats could make excellent nannies.

Man Vs. Fast Food

Or, When Good Ideas Go Bad. This video seemed like it was going to be so much fun to make.

The 39 Most San Francisco Things That Ever Happened

I love you, S.F., never change.

"What A Girl Wants" Is Definitely Not A Movie About Being In Love With Your Dad

In 2003, Amanda Bynes would stop at nothing to find the man of her dreams — her dad, Colin Firth. And it wasn't weird at all.

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Every Bad Day Needs A Dog Chef

Or at least a best friend who loves you.

Jennifer Lawrence's Teen Modeling Photos

She was beautiful then, too.

The App That Sets You Up On A Blind Group Hang

Grouper is an app that sets you up on a blind date — in groups.

How To Get Fired From Your Own Movie And Survive

Writer and director Chris D'Arienzo created the hit Broadway show Rock of Ages. Then he had to watch it get turned into the story of a man and his monkey.

This West Wing Spoof That Aired in 2000 Was Awesome

It aired at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2000. This year House of Cards was all the rage.

A 5-Year-Old Shot And Killed His 2-Year-Old Sister Using A "My First Rifle"

A little boy in Kentucky was playing with a rifle made for children when it went off by accident. This is a heartbreaking story.

The 15 Best Kim Kardashian Cryfaces

It's funny because she's sad.

How To Be Awesome According To Tig Notaro

The comedian has been catapulted into the spotlight not for the series of misfortunes that have plagued her personal life, but for the awesome way she responded. She is pretty much everything that you should strive to be in life.

23 Signs You're Too Obsessed With Your Person

Codependency no more, cats!

10 Easy Ways To Adjust Your Beauty Routine For Warm Weather

That heavy-ass foundation isn't going to cut it it in hundred degree weather. Here's how to look fresh in the heat.

Zach Galifianakis Is Really Into Nail Art

Or at least that's what these Saturday Night Live promos want us to believe!

Uplifting Story Of Woman Who Survived Brutal Attack To Recieve Face Transplant

Thirty surgeons, anesthesiologists and nurses worked for more than 15 hours to complete the operation.

Look At All These Great Celebrities Participating In A New Game Show

The show is called Hollywood Game Night and I'm not even completely sure what it is, but I know it's probably going to be my new favorite.

Michael Bay Backtracks, Swears Ninja Turtles Aren't Aliens

Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.

The 18 Most Horrifying Pairs Of Shoes Ever Made

You won't make it through this post without wincing.

Bryce Harper Does An Excellent Jose Canseco Impression

It's not easy turning an out into a home run.

Why "The Vampire Diaries" Needs To Ditch Bonnie

Elena's witchy best friend has long overstayed her welcome. Isn't it time we sent her packing?

What Animal Picture Best Sums Up Your Current Mood?

Wednesdays are hard, so let's entertain each other with animal pictures. Find an animal picture that best sums up your mood today and share it here!

7 Movies That Prove Basketball Is The Most Accepting Sport

And this doesn't even include Space Jam.

How To Make An Absolutely Insane Kentucky Derby Hat

And a slightly-less-insane one. These hats will protect you from the sun's rays all summer long.

SF's 5 Greatest Lyfts - Own - Thrillist San Francisco

You know Lyft? That on-demand ride-sharing thing with the pink mustaches and the fist-bumping? Well, after taking a bunch of them home from bars libraries, we found out that there are actually themed Lyfts in SF. Being the handsome newsletter that…

5 Ways The Government Affects Your Sex Life

From whether you live with your partner to whether you break up, taxes and government benefits have the power to change your most intimate behavior.

The New Boston Bombing Suspects Are The Dumbest College Kids Ever

Three classmates of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have been arrested and charged in connection to the Boston Marathon bombing. Here's what we know about them.

Sufjan Steven's Crazy Guide To College Fashion

For a man who's known for some wacky wardrobe choices, it's no surprise he was so passionate about clothing at school.

UMass Dartmouth Students Deal With Bombing Aftermath In The Most Boston Way Possible

With beer! Easing tension on the campus where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev lived and studied.

How To Explain Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon To An Alien

Especially if he is a super-intellect from an advanced galaxy.

The Best Response To Bad Customer Service Ever Written

This person is a goddamn hero for the everyman.

The Observatory - Drink - Thrillist Washington DC

With its secret list-only bars and even more secret Metro stop (oh, you didn't know about it? Umm... maybe just forget you read that.), Georgetown's always been about exclusivity. But The Observatory, a public 3000sqft lounge on top of the Graham…

FWD.us Breaks Its First Promise: To Be Different

The start-up world's first public attempt to influence policy is giving up before it even gets started.

10 Things Tabloids Talk About The Most

"Sex" is actually pretty far down the list.

A Soccer Starting 11 of NBA Playoff Ballers

If you had to pick the best soccer players out of the current crop of elite NBA stars, these guys would be it.

20 Famous Movie Lines That You Have Been Saying Wrong

You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.

The Best Royal Baby Cover Ever

Baby + crown + corgi puppy. What else is there in life?

18 Hilariously Polite Warning Signs

Not sure if being kind or passive-aggressive.

17 Delightful Mint Julep Desserts For Derby Day

What's even more fun than watching horses run really fast? Eating ice cream with bourbon in it.

20 People Who Should Probably Start Looking For New Work

Those who can, do. Those who can't should probably do something else.

27 Ways You Are Not Carrie Bradshaw

Are you a "Carrie"? No, you are not.

12 Things Morgan Freeman Definitely Said

Don't believe all the quotes you see by Morgan Freeman on the internet. THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE ACTUALLY SAID.

Heartbreaking, Horrific Images Of The Bangladesh Factory Collapse

The death toll has passed 400, but hundreds more remain unaccounted for as cleanup and protests rage on in Dhaka. WARNING: Graphic images ahead.

How Much Do You Know About Sriracha?

Find out if you're truly an expert on the King of Condiments.

Daily Mail Author Stands By Saudi Claim

An unusual byline on a controversial story.

Dream Job Alert: Surrogate Gorilla Mother

BRB, leaving everything in my life and becoming a surrogate gorilla mother.

MLB Hall Of Famer Not Impressed With Psy

Dance crazes do not faze Tommy Lasorda.

Three More Suspects Arrested In Boston Bombing Investigation

The Boston Police Dept. announced they have three additional suspects in custody. CBS is reporting they are students who harbored Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the days following the bombing.

29 Candid Reflections From A Stay-At-Home Dad

The Tumblr Message With A Bottle archives the thoughts and reflections of stay-at-home dad Chris Illuminati, with occasional appearances from his wife aka the "permanent roommate."

J.C. Penney Releases New Ad Admitting It Screwed Up

Department-store chain looks to win back $4.3 billion in lost sales. "What matters with mistakes is what we learn."

21 Of The Least Helpful Google Image Search Results

Ugh, no, Google, that's NOT what I meant by "Topless Kate Middleton."

The Dodgers Would Like Kaskade To Know They Prefer Avicii

Kaskade doesn't take it lying down.

The Funniest Stock Photography Video Ever Created

All the bad cliches are here. To the tune of Billy Joel's awful "We Didn't Start The Fire."

Five Obama Administration Sequester Warnings That Didn't Pan Out

Some agencies have dealt with budget cuts by shifting money and cutting back. Other predictions were outright false.

Some Reddit Dude Is On The Hook For $15,000 Because Of Two Basketball Bets

Seems like a weird way to spend your money, but to each his own!

Ad Wars Escalate In Montana Over Max Baucus's Gun Vote

Advocates on both sides of the gun debate see the outgoing Montana Democrat's vote still in play. "Now that you're retiring, please put Montana first."

Church Cancels Speech After Speaker Congratulates Jason Collins

LeRoy Butler took a stand on behalf of Collins.

Where Did All The Search Traffic Go?

Traffic from Google to digital publishers dropped 30% over the past eight months.

What Happens During Gaga's Music Videos Stays During Gaga's Music Videos

That is, unless the stains left behind on borrowed clothes tell stories. After one shoot, a Mugler dress Gaga's team returned "looked like it had [semen] on it. It was so disgusting. I couldn’t even tell you," a PR rep told the New York Post.

Ombre Birthday Cake

My friend baked this for my birthday last year. There's SECRET LEMON CURD in between the layers.

Maple Walnut Frozen Custard

From a great little roadside place on the way to Vermont. SUMMER!

Pacman Invades New York City

Pacman was spotted gobbling up Manhattan stops on the 6 train this morning.

Skin Deep: On Set With A Trans Fashion Model

Arisce Wanzer is a fashion model living and working in New York City — and she's also a trans woman. A behind-the-scenes look at a day on the job.

Pilates Instructor Miley Cyrus Covers "V" Like It's A Work-Out Magazine

I spy someone's toned torso. Sadly though, it's not Liam Hemsworth.

2,000 Netflix Movies To Disappear Wednesday

In what The Atlantic Wire is calling the Great Netflix Instant Vanishing of 2013, 1,794 movie titles will disappear from the company's popular instant streaming video service on Wednesday.

Miley Cyrus Has A New Set Of Priorities

Sex, drugs, and rap. Or at least that's what her t-shirt wants us to believe!

The 15 Kinds Of People Who Play "Four Pics One Word"

Come on, at least one of these is you.

If "Breaking Bad" Were A Lego Video Game

This game doesn't exist, but it totally should.

"Likes" Don't Save Lives

Brutally honest, refreshing new ads via Sweden.

Little Miss Sunshine Is Grown Up And Loves All Time Low On We've Got You Covered's Blog

Holy Buzznet! The once tiny little sweet-pea also known as Little Miss Sunshine, also known as Abigale Breslin has become a stunning young lady! When did that happen?  The 17 year-old actress attended the All Time Low concert in NYC last week and tweeted:  The lucky gal snapped a photo with the ATL

The Rules Of Dating When You Were A Kid

Romance was a lot simpler when you didn't actually have to talk to each other...

These May Day Photos Will Make You Delighted It's Spring

Druids, pagans and morris dancers join forces for the traditional dawn celebrations at Glastonbury Tor.

If "Cosmopolitan" Embraced Marxist Politics

'Fun Fearless Freedom From The Oppression Of Capitalism', jokes Cosmarxpolitan.

The World's Smallest Movie, Made With Individual Atoms

A Boy And His Atom is the work of IBM, and it is extraordinary.

8 Things That Have Happened Since Ed Markey Has Been In Congress

The Massachusetts Congressman won the Democratic primary for Senate tonight. Markey, who has been in Congress since 1976 has seen a lot come and go in his time there. He'd be one of the longest serving members of the House to ever win a Senate seat.

12 Things That Can Ruin Your First Time According To "New Girl"

And also the one thing that can make it PERFECT. Huge spoilers for this week's episode.

John Fugelsang Talks Jason Collins, Tim Tebow And What's Really In The Bible

"Being gay is natural, condemning gay is a lifestyle choice." — John Fugelsang

17 Unique Foods On Etsy You Should Try

Etsy's not just for mason jars and embroidery, you know.

Kevin Spacey's Awesome Photobomb

Spring has sprung and, apparently, so has Kevin Spacey's desire to crash a random woman's Kodak moment.

Jeff Flake Learns To Be Disliked

"Nothing like waking up to a poll saying you're the nation's least popular senator," the Arizona Republican deadpanned on Facebook recently.

Porn Star Bree Olson Says "Date A Sugar Daddy"

Hey female students — need a summer job? How about prostitution? Billboard up now in Los Angeles.

Gabi Fresh Swim Suits For All Fatkini Collection

Blogger Gabi Fresh has teamed with Swim Suits For All for a collection of stylish swimwear for women who are plus size.

Redskins Name Change Discussed In D.C. Council Proposal

With Gray's support, lifelong D.C. resident, Washington Redskins fan and now D.C city council member David Grosso is circulating a proposal that would change the "derogatory" and "racist" name to the Redtails.

Why Every State In America Should Have Breakfast Tacos

Tacos for breakfast? Yes, please, and thank you.

Not Something You Want To See If You’re Flying Any Time Soon (VIDEO)

Seriously, don’t watch this if you’re scared of planes, flying, about to fly, male stewards, or just generally an anxious person. This cargo plane leaving Bagram airfield north of Kabul seems to have had a dramatic shift in its cargo weight shortly…

20 DIY Mother's Day Gifts All Under $20 And 20 Minutes

What are you getting your mom this Mother's Day? Flowers? Candy? Skip the traditional, boring stuff. Here are 20 awesome and unbelievably easy gifts you can make in under 20 minutes and for less than $20.

14-Year-old Forced To Get Pregnant By Wicked Mother Desperate For Another Child

The unnamed child was made to inseminate herself to provide her 'domineering' mother with a baby after she was stopped from adopting more children.

Man Charged With Murdering His Younger Brother At The Funeral Of Another Sibling

Father-of-three Mark Hayes, 52, is accused of fatally stabbing 48-year-old Sean Hayes at Mark Hayes’s home in Eltham, south east London, in the early hours of Saturday following the funeral of their brother Tom.

That Time ITV Cut Off Mourinho Just As He Was About To Announce Where He'll Be Next Year

Where the "Special One" will be next season has been widely discussed. ITV doesn't seem to care though.

The 33 Stages Of Finals Week

Grab the coffee, books, and alcohol. It's finals week.

Motorcycle Design: Harley-Davidson

In the world of bikes, there's nothing more distinctive than the look and sound of a Harley-Davidson. Both are the products of more than a century's worth of design evolution and, for the last 110 years, the infamous Motor Company from Milwaukee has…

20 People Whose Poor Life Choices Will Make You Feel Better

Seriously, things could be a lot worse.

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