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May 1, 2013

Kate Middleton Baby Bump Growing

Kate Middleton's baby bump is, in all likelihood, just going to keep growing until she is no longer pregnant, so why are we thinking about it so much?

I Wish We Heard Kate Middleton's Voice More

Kate Middleton seems like a very pleasant person, but I’m not sure why. Sure, she dresses nicely and is often smiling, but I haven’t the faintest idea why I instinctively feel she is probably great to hang out with. Hell, maybe I’m just extremely…

'The Big C' Final Season: Does Cathy Have To Die?

Showtime sends The Big C off with a four-episode final season, subtitled Hereafter, that will mark somewhat of a departure for the dramedy about a woman (Laura Linney) fighting, living and potentially dying after a battle with cancer. With Hereafter, the series from executive producers Darlene Hunt and Jenny Bicks will shift from 30-minute episodes to four hour-long installments (and compete in the miniseries Emmy category) as Cathy Jamison's final chapter unfolds.

Twilight's Ashley Greene Was A Bridesmaid Over The Weekend! Wanna See Pics?

Here's a pic of Ashley-Greene-as-Alice-Cullen serving as Kristen-Stewart-as-Bella-Swan's bridesmaid in Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1, as a teaser. What, you didn't think I was going to give up the goods right away, did you?!

Your Dreamy New Way To Wear Pink Lips, As Seen On Game Of Thrones Star Emilia Clarke

As has happened before, I didn't even recognize who Emilia Clarke was when I saw this photo of the Game of Thrones star at last night's Actors Fund Gala. But I did instantly fixate on this lipstick.

Mariah Carey Dressed Up Like A Princess And Renewed Her Vows In Disneyland. (Yes, Nick Cannon Was Dressed Like A Prince.) I Am Not OK With This

Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year anniversary in a MAJOR way last night: The couple dressed up like a prince and princess (their twins, Moroccan and Monroe, had matching outfits) and said "I do" all over again at Disneyland in…

Consider Jake Gyllenhaal Ladies' Latest Workout Inspiration (He's Selling Out Spin Classes!)

Remember that time Lexi told you about how Jake Gyllenhaal met his new girlfriend at spin class? Well, it seems you all took Lexi's advice to get thee to a gym to heart—because Jake's favorite SoulCycle class (10:30 A.M. on Tuesdays and Thursdays at…

This Real Bride KILLED It In One Of My All-Time Favorite Wedding Dresses. Come See!

This Alfred Angelo wedding dress was one of my Top 10 Favorite Dresses from last season, so I was just DYING to see it on a real bride. I

New Jenny Packham Wedding Dresses: The Whimsical Dresses We Love—Plus, More Structured Designs

I just love it when wedding dress designers surprise me—and Jenny Packham sure did this season! I'm still loving this dress from her fall 212 collection, which to me is quintessential Jenny Packham: a little whimsical, a little free-spirited, a LOT…

I Want To Glow Like Nina Dobrev, So I'll Be Trying THIS Self-Tanner

I am proud to say that I am a sunscreen devotee, yet I can't say I've fully embraced my pale skin. Come this time of year, I still experience the urge to be a little bit more sunshiney—read: bronzed. So when I found out which brand of self-tanner…

Beyonce & Princess Eugenie? Singer Reportedly Embarrasses Royal At London Concert

Cue the Queen B jokes, as Beyonce reportedly had quite an awkward moment with an actual British royal at one of her six London concerts. As is customary at her shows, the singer called upon audience members to sing the "to the left, to the left"…

Disapproval Matrix: A Handy Chart For Understanding Your Haters.

Understanding how to deal with criticism can be hard, but it’s a little less hard with this handy chart by hater expert Ann Friedman, posted yesterday to her blog and highlighted below with her permission. It’s remarkably simple, but full of wisdom:…

James Franco's Dildo Birthday Cake With Ball Gags And Anal Beads

James Franco famously used a Gucci sponsorship to film himself walking around Paris with a dick strapped to his nose for a piece entitled Dicknose in Paris, so why shouldn’t he get a birthday cake with vibrators and ball gags and anal beads on it?…

23 Steps To Becoming Tony Stark

It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!

CinemaCon Trailer For "The Wolverine"

The Wolverine trailer shown at CinemaCon last month was uploaded to YouTube today. It contains a lot of new footage including a better look at Silver Samurai

The 11 Best Daily Download Videos On The Internet

Multimedia media critic Howard Kurtz and his trusty sidekick Lauren Ashburn are attempting to conquer the internet one YouTube video at a time.

31 Lunch Boxes From The 1970s That Are Worth A Lot Of Money

Time to dig through the attic because that old lunch box might be worth more than you think. Also, I need that Osmonds lunch box in my life.

This Baseball GIF Will Obliterate Your Brain

Breaking down the true wizardry of pitchers.

Pono Burger - Eat - Thrillist Los Angeles

Pono Burger's a ground-beef palace from a lauded Hawaiian chef, housed in a location with an unexpected history... meaning: no, that thing you're looking at isn't a grow-house. Find out more by clicking on the image and starting up the glorious…

Bankers Explain How They Cannot Possibly Live On $1 Million Pay

Like many carbon-based lifeforms, you perhaps think that bankers are driven only by naked greed. But that is just because you don't understand them: They actually have a deep psychological need for that money.

12 Disney Movies Ranked By Sexiness

Don't pretend like you didn't fantasize about Gaston's meaty biceps wrapped around your body.

The Video Howard Kurtz Doesn't Want You To See Discussing What Is Arguably His Worst Column Ever

The host of CNN's Reliable Sources tried to call out the media's positive coverage of the first openly gay NBA player. He failed.

27 Balls With A Serious Vendetta

You can only be kicked and pushed around so much before you snap.

The Movie Business Is A Total Drag — On Earnings

CBS's first quarter earnings, released today, shined in part because it doesn't own a major movie studio. At least not yet.

9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today

Here's what happened on celeb twitter today!

The Mystery Of Zuko's Mother Continues In "Avatar: The Last Airbender" Part 2

It's not called The Search for nothing. Mike DiMartino co-creator of both the show and graphic novel promised answers eventually, for now make do with some exclusive pages featuring the mysterious lady.

21 Awkward Moments That Artists & Illustrators Recognize

People who draw are often painfully self-conscious. These moments do not help.

The Untold Story Of 'The Hangover' Leads The Daily Links

Plus a really terrible tattoo offer, Jon Hamm the comedy nerd, and a ranking of everything Wes Anderson has ever directed.

This Is The Best Local Company Commercial You'll Ever See

We are all shifting for you, Goorgen.

Disney Villains Go Chic On Brittany Lee's Blog

As I said, I am pretty confident most of you appreciate Disney and from my last Disney post, I think I am right!  Here are some really cool drawings of what your favorite villains would look like if they were "beautiful"! This one is my faveeee! Hello handsome pirate..le sigh! She looks so fabbbb! SOOO

'Glee': Mercedes And Mike Tell Jake To Man Up (Exclusive Video)

Jake Puckerman, your time is now. With regionals rapidly approaching, Mr. Schue (Matthew Morrison) is calling in some reinforcements to help the New Directions prepare for the big competition, and they're coming armed with the truth. PHOTOS: 'Glee' Season 4 in Pictures

Inside Marc Maron's Garage

The comedian and star of the new IFC show, Maron, talks about the place where the magic happens.

23 Brands Caught In Sweatshop Scandals

Everyone from J. Crew to Victoria's Secret to the Kardashian empire. If you don't shop at one of these stores, you probably know someone who does.

The Time Terry McAuliffe Left The Delivery Room For A Washington Post Party

Another time: "We got to the dinner and by then Dorothy was in tears, and I left her with Justin and went inside." But he raised a million bucks.

100 Reasons The Internet Ruined Sonic The Hedgehog

The internet does what Dr. Robotnik never could.

Feds Investigating Possible Human Trafficking At Saudi Diplomatic Compound In Virginia

Two women were removed from a compound that the Saudi embassy says belongs to the Saudi armed forces. The Department of Homeland Security is looking into it.

Winona Ryder Recites Her Lines From "Heathers" At The TV Whenever It's On

That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!

Obama Pledges Inquiry On Benghazi Survivors’ Testimony

President Obama said he is unaware of longstanding efforts by Republican lawmakers to question survivors of the Benghazi attacks but pledged to investigate the issue.

Philadelphia Groups Are Hosting Masturbate-A-Thon All Month Long

To celebrate National Masturbation Month, groups in Philadelphia are hosting a month-long Masturbate-A-Thon to raise pride and awareness for self pleasure.

The Best Musician Appearances On ‘The Colbert Report’

Iggy and the Stooges were in cracking form on The Colbert Report last night, making them the latest in a long line of bands who’ve appeared as guests on Stephen Colbert’s long-running satirical chat show. Of all the late-night hosts on TV, Colbert…

'The Hangover' The Uncensored Oral History

It was called What Happens in Vegas. In 2007, screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore came up with a novel pitch: a bachelor party comedy that would play out as a mystery, with increasingly bizarre reveals leading to the location of the missing…

Exfoliation - Tips On How To Exfoliate Skin Correctly

Learn why exfoliation can be bad for your complexion and learn the right way to do it so you don't damage your skin.

Boobs Bouncing On The Beach [15 GIFS]

If you’re a human being who enjoys fun things, you’ve been looking forward to beach season all year. Not only are trips to the water a great excuse to leave work early on Fridays, your girlfriends have been looking to show off their new bathing…

27 Reasons Darla Is The Best Vampire In The Buffyverse

From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Angel, Darla was one of the most consistently vicious vamps to stir things up. In honor of Julie Benz's 41st birthday, here's a look at Darla's most impressive attributes.

Americans Are Worth Twice As Much As Europeans On Facebook

And seven times as much as users from the "rest of the world."

National Science Foundation And Tom Coburn

The first time anyone outside of Florida’s Space Coast heard of Rep. Bill Posey, he was talking about Barack Obama’s birth certificate. It was March 2009. Posey had been in office for two months, and he was the first to propose a bill requiring…

Nevermind Everybody, Amanda Bynes Is Fine

It seems we may have turned a corner with this whole Amanda Bynes is a paranoid, batshit stoner who puts doll clothes on her cat Drake and accuses him of being a government spy narrative. Seen above is what I would submit to any psychiatric review…

Tiny 'Alien' Skeleton Contains Human DNA

A tiny "alien" skeleton known as the "Atacama Humanoid" has been a mystery for a decade, but it turns out it's human.

"The Tragedy Of Obama's Presidency Is That He's Too Much Of A Ravenclaw And Not Enough Of A Gryffindor."

HUFFLEPUFF Joe Biden Jimmy Carter Bo Obama* Buddy Clinton* RAVENCLAW Barack Obama Michelle Obama SLYTHERIN Dick Cheney Hillary Clinton ("the good kind of Slytherin") Socks Clinton**  GRYFFINDOR Rahm Emanuel Nancy Pelosi Bill Clinton SQUIB George W. Bush DEMENTOR Newt Gingrich TROLL Glenn Beck REPUBLICAN PARTY'S PATRONUS Ronald Reagan HORCRUX Mitt Romney MITT ROMNEY'S HOUSE-ELF Paul Ryan * All dogs are Hufflepuffs. ** All cats are Slytherins. While this list was in progress, the group agreed that it was one of the most DC conversations ever. Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore

Women's Rights Activist Charged With Rape Threat Hoax On Facebook

This is a very, very odd story about a woman who allegedly made anonymous threats against herself on Facebook.

15 Reasons You Totally Looked Up To Conor Oberst In High School

Sure, listening to Bright Eyes made you sad sometimes. But more often, it just made you feel completely understood.

The DO'S And DON'TS Of Summer

According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights.

How To Make Crispy, Delicious Tortilla Chips At Home

This Cinco de Mayo is going to be the best ever. Viva la tortilla!

The Heat Are Growing Terrible/Amazing Mustaches

Shane Battier is either really bored or auditioning for the eighth Police Academy movie.

Adorable Cat Takes A Baby Out For A Buggy Ride

A 1938 Popular Mechanics article tried to prove that cats could make excellent nannies.

Man Vs. Fast Food

Or, When Good Ideas Go Bad. This video seemed like it was going to be so much fun to make.

The 39 Most San Francisco Things That Ever Happened

I love you, S.F., never change.

"What A Girl Wants" Is Definitely Not A Movie About Being In Love With Your Dad

In 2003, Amanda Bynes would stop at nothing to find the man of her dreams — her dad, Colin Firth. And it wasn't weird at all.

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Liberal Frustrations Grow After 100 Days Of Obama 2.0

President Obama is not Mitt Romney. And on the 100th day of his second term in office, that seems to be his cardinal virtue among members of his political base.

Farrah Abraham's 'Sex Tape': Scandal, Leaked Photos & Too Much Anger

Last month, we brought you the news that Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham and James Deen had shot a porn. While it certainly seemed like an odd combination, which we noted at the time, it wasn’t a particularly big story. People have sex all the time;…

These Parents Deserve A Medal (27 Photos)

See the full gallery on thechive.com

Why More Things Should Be Said In Watercolor

Words seem so much more powerful when someone has taken the time to pour them out in paint.

Every Bad Day Needs A Dog Chef

Or at least a best friend who loves you.

3 Students Arrested In Boston Bombing

(Newser) – Federal authorities arrested three 19-year-old college students today in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings, the Boston Globe reports. Two, Azamat Tazhayakov and Dias…

Jennifer Lawrence's Teen Modeling Photos

She was beautiful then, too.

The App That Sets You Up On A Blind Group Hang

Grouper is an app that sets you up on a blind date — in groups.

How To Get Fired From Your Own Movie And Survive

Writer and director Chris D'Arienzo created the hit Broadway show Rock of Ages. Then he had to watch it get turned into the story of a man and his monkey.

This West Wing Spoof That Aired in 2000 Was Awesome

It aired at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2000. This year House of Cards was all the rage.

A 5-Year-Old Shot And Killed His 2-Year-Old Sister Using A "My First Rifle"

A little boy in Kentucky was playing with a rifle made for children when it went off by accident. This is a heartbreaking story.

The 15 Best Kim Kardashian Cryfaces

It's funny because she's sad.

How To Be Awesome According To Tig Notaro

The comedian has been catapulted into the spotlight not for the series of misfortunes that have plagued her personal life, but for the awesome way she responded. She is pretty much everything that you should strive to be in life.

23 Signs You're Too Obsessed With Your Person

Codependency no more, cats!

Frog In Green Bean Can Gives Indiana Woman An Amphibious Surprise (Mealbreakers)

Gloria Chubb was going about her business, microwaving the contents of a can of green beans when she discovered something decidedly un-green-bean-like. "I thought it was maybe a piece of moldy bacon or something," she told WBND, an affiliate of CNN.…

Salt Lake City NBC Affiliate Yanks 'Hannibal' From Schedule

Hannibal just got harder to find in Utah. KSL TV, the Salt Lake City NBC affiliate which has previously vetoed The Playboy Club and The New Normal over content issues, announced on its Facebook page that it will no longer be airing the spin on…

'Jersey Shore' Star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Hospitalized

Reality TV star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has been hospitalized in Orlando, Florida, and is being treated for kidney stones. The Jersey Shore star was admitted on Saturday night and is expected to remain there for a few days. "Ronnie was admitted to an…

10 Easy Ways To Adjust Your Beauty Routine For Warm Weather

That heavy-ass foundation isn't going to cut it it in hundred degree weather. Here's how to look fresh in the heat.

Lea Grover: Dear Less-Than-Perfect Mom

I know you didn't expect most of this. I know you didn't anticipate loving somebody so intensely, or loathing your post-baby body so much, or being so tired, or being the mom you've turned out to be.

Twins Born 87 Days Apart Could Break Guinness World Record For Interval Between Births (VIDEO)

The story of a set of twins born 87 days apart may now be heading for the record books. Today, Amy and Katie are adorable and healthy babies living in Waterford, Ireland, with mother Maria Jones-Elliot, father Chris Elliot and siblings Olivia and…

Zach Galifianakis Is Really Into Nail Art

Or at least that's what these Saturday Night Live promos want us to believe!

Uplifting Story Of Woman Who Survived Brutal Attack To Recieve Face Transplant

Thirty surgeons, anesthesiologists and nurses worked for more than 15 hours to complete the operation.

Look At All These Great Celebrities Participating In A New Game Show

The show is called Hollywood Game Night and I'm not even completely sure what it is, but I know it's probably going to be my new favorite.

Michael Bay Backtracks, Swears Ninja Turtles Aren't Aliens

Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.

The 18 Most Horrifying Pairs Of Shoes Ever Made

You won't make it through this post without wincing.

Bryce Harper Does An Excellent Jose Canseco Impression

It's not easy turning an out into a home run.

Why "The Vampire Diaries" Needs To Ditch Bonnie

Elena's witchy best friend has long overstayed her welcome. Isn't it time we sent her packing?

Miley Cyrus' Racy "V" Cover Shoot

She can't be tamed.

What Animal Picture Best Sums Up Your Current Mood?

Wednesdays are hard, so let's entertain each other with animal pictures. Find an animal picture that best sums up your mood today and share it here!

7 Movies That Prove Basketball Is The Most Accepting Sport

And this doesn't even include Space Jam.

Zachary Quinto And Chris Pine's Bromance Is The Best Bromance

May this friendship live long and prosper.

How To Make An Absolutely Insane Kentucky Derby Hat

And a slightly-less-insane one. These hats will protect you from the sun's rays all summer long.

SF's 5 Greatest Lyfts - Own - Thrillist San Francisco

You know Lyft? That on-demand ride-sharing thing with the pink mustaches and the fist-bumping? Well, after taking a bunch of them home from bars libraries, we found out that there are actually themed Lyfts in SF. Being the handsome newsletter that…

Obama On Obamacare: This Is As Good As It Gets

President Obama had some gnarly news for the Democratic campaign committees: This is as good as it gets for his signature health law.

Boston Police Announce 3 More Suspects In Custody For Marathon Bombings

The Boston Police Department announced that three more suspects connected to the deadly bombings at last month's Boston Marathon are in custody.

5 Ways The Government Affects Your Sex Life

From whether you live with your partner to whether you break up, taxes and government benefits have the power to change your most intimate behavior.

The New Boston Bombing Suspects Are The Dumbest College Kids Ever

Three classmates of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have been arrested and charged in connection to the Boston Marathon bombing. Here's what we know about them.

Sufjan Steven's Crazy Guide To College Fashion

For a man who's known for some wacky wardrobe choices, it's no surprise he was so passionate about clothing at school.

UMass Dartmouth Students Deal With Bombing Aftermath In The Most Boston Way Possible

With beer! Easing tension on the campus where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev lived and studied.

How To Explain Far Cry 3: Blood Dragon To An Alien

Especially if he is a super-intellect from an advanced galaxy.

The Best Response To Bad Customer Service Ever Written

This person is a goddamn hero for the everyman.

The Observatory - Drink - Thrillist Washington DC

With its secret list-only bars and even more secret Metro stop (oh, you didn't know about it? Umm... maybe just forget you read that.), Georgetown's always been about exclusivity. But The Observatory, a public 3000sqft lounge on top of the Graham…

FWD.us Breaks Its First Promise: To Be Different

The start-up world's first public attempt to influence policy is giving up before it even gets started.

Everything Wes Anderson’s Ever Directed, Ranked

Today is Wes Anderson’s birthday, with the Houston-born auteur turning 44 years old following the commercial and critical success of Moonrise Kingdom. That 2012 Oscar nominee was his seventh feature film, and between that, his shorts, and his many…

Nicole Nagrani, The Youngest IFBB Bikini Pro In The World (20 Photos)

At the tender age of 18 Nicole Nagrani became the youngest IFBB Bikini Pro Bodybuilder in the world, competing in the 2010 Bikini Olympia. Thoughts?

10 Things Tabloids Talk About The Most

"Sex" is actually pretty far down the list.

A Soccer Starting 11 of NBA Playoff Ballers

If you had to pick the best soccer players out of the current crop of elite NBA stars, these guys would be it.

20 Famous Movie Lines That You Have Been Saying Wrong

You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.

The Best Royal Baby Cover Ever

Baby + crown + corgi puppy. What else is there in life?

18 Hilariously Polite Warning Signs

Not sure if being kind or passive-aggressive.

17 Delightful Mint Julep Desserts For Derby Day

What's even more fun than watching horses run really fast? Eating ice cream with bourbon in it.

20 People Who Should Probably Start Looking For New Work

Those who can, do. Those who can't should probably do something else.

27 Ways You Are Not Carrie Bradshaw

Are you a "Carrie"? No, you are not.

Inner Child Vs. Outer Adult: Our Conflicted Guide To The Summer Movie Season [part 1 Of 2]

On the one hand, whee! Explosions! On the other hand… meh. Explosions yet again?

12 Things Morgan Freeman Definitely Said

Don't believe all the quotes you see by Morgan Freeman on the internet. THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE ACTUALLY SAID.

Heartbreaking, Horrific Images Of The Bangladesh Factory Collapse

The death toll has passed 400, but hundreds more remain unaccounted for as cleanup and protests rage on in Dhaka. WARNING: Graphic images ahead.

How Much Do You Know About Sriracha?

Find out if you're truly an expert on the King of Condiments.

Daily Mail Author Stands By Saudi Claim

An unusual byline on a controversial story.

Dream Job Alert: Surrogate Gorilla Mother

BRB, leaving everything in my life and becoming a surrogate gorilla mother.

Farrah Abraham Sex Tape – Vivid Details On ‘Farrah Superstar

The former Teen Mom's porn movie with James Deen is official, and set to be released online soon. HollywoodLife.com has all the details about how much the video costs, when it's being released and ...

MLB Hall Of Famer Not Impressed With Psy

Dance crazes do not faze Tommy Lasorda.

Three More Suspects Arrested In Boston Bombing Investigation

The Boston Police Dept. announced they have three additional suspects in custody. CBS is reporting they are students who harbored Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the days following the bombing.

29 Candid Reflections From A Stay-At-Home Dad

The Tumblr Message With A Bottle archives the thoughts and reflections of stay-at-home dad Chris Illuminati, with occasional appearances from his wife aka the "permanent roommate."

J.C. Penney Releases New Ad Admitting It Screwed Up

Department-store chain looks to win back $4.3 billion in lost sales. "What matters with mistakes is what we learn."

21 Of The Least Helpful Google Image Search Results

Ugh, no, Google, that's NOT what I meant by "Topless Kate Middleton."

The Dodgers Would Like Kaskade To Know They Prefer Avicii

Kaskade doesn't take it lying down.

The Funniest Stock Photography Video Ever Created

All the bad cliches are here. To the tune of Billy Joel's awful "We Didn't Start The Fire."

Five Obama Administration Sequester Warnings That Didn't Pan Out

Some agencies have dealt with budget cuts by shifting money and cutting back. Other predictions were outright false.

Some Reddit Dude Is On The Hook For $15,000 Because Of Two Basketball Bets

Seems like a weird way to spend your money, but to each his own!

Ad Wars Escalate In Montana Over Max Baucus's Gun Vote

Advocates on both sides of the gun debate see the outgoing Montana Democrat's vote still in play. "Now that you're retiring, please put Montana first."

Newtown Victim's Daughter Confronts Sen. Ayotte Over Gun Control Bill Vote

Ayotte said she hoped to find some common ground but that she didn't think the enhanced background checks that she voted against would have changed the outcome in the Newtown shootings.

Church Cancels Speech After Speaker Congratulates Jason Collins

LeRoy Butler took a stand on behalf of Collins.

“Virgins” | New Girl | TV Club

New Girl doesn’t have it easy, either. There’s a huge spate of hang-out comedies on the air right now, shows about groups of friends who just spend their time sitting around and shooting the shit. The problem I’ve found with this particular genre is…

James Franco Celebrated His Birthday With A Dildo Cake, Obviously

For James Franco, art without dildos is as incomplete as a cake without icing: Without their necessary complements, each is but the dry, ordinary bread of life, served without the sweet, creamy salve of frosting or whatever lubrication is on your…

Where Did All The Search Traffic Go?

Traffic from Google to digital publishers dropped 30% over the past eight months.

5-Year-Old Kills Sister, 2, With 'My First Rifle'

(Newser) – It was "just one of those crazy accidents," in the words of the local coroner: A 5-year-old in Cumberland County, Kentucky, accidentally shot and killed his 2-year-old sister yesterday…

6 Movie Good Guys You Didn't Notice Were Total Hypocrites

Heroic movie characters stand up for what they feel is right, and they stick to those beliefs in situations that would leave most of us forsaking every oath we've ever sworn and tossing our loved ones to the ground as obstacles while we flee to…

Mariah Carey And Nick Cannon Shut Down Disneyland To Renew Their Vows

Good luck topping that for your sixth anniversary vow renewal, Mariah.

What Happens During Gaga's Music Videos Stays During Gaga's Music Videos

That is, unless the stains left behind on borrowed clothes tell stories. After one shoot, a Mugler dress Gaga's team returned "looked like it had [semen] on it. It was so disgusting. I couldn’t even tell you," a PR rep told the New York Post.

Ombre Birthday Cake

My friend baked this for my birthday last year. There's SECRET LEMON CURD in between the layers.

Maple Walnut Frozen Custard

From a great little roadside place on the way to Vermont. SUMMER!

Pacman Invades New York City

Pacman was spotted gobbling up Manhattan stops on the 6 train this morning.

16 Mind-Blowing Examples Of Paper Art You Can Own

Paper is such a common thing it's often overlooked, but in the hands of these artist it gets transformed in amazing ways. The best thing about these amazing works of art... You can own them!

Skin Deep: On Set With A Trans Fashion Model

Arisce Wanzer is a fashion model living and working in New York City — and she's also a trans woman. A behind-the-scenes look at a day on the job.

Why Colonizing Outer Space Is A Bad Idea: 9 Lessons From Pop Culture

Here’s the ultimate good-bad idea: the Dutch aerospace project is planning to send four humans to Mars in 2023 … and keep them there. Permanently. As of yesterday, 20,000 people had applied for a spot on the mission, and 24 to 40 of the applicants…

6 Sparkle-Tastic New Engagement Rings From Vera Wang Love, For Brides Who Are ALL About The Bling

Some almost-engaged girls dream of a simple solitaire on a plain metal band. Others want an engagement ring with as many diamonds as you can pack onto a single finger. The newest engagement rings from Vera Wang Love are for THOSE girls, the ones who…

Catherine Zeta-Jones Checked Into Mental Health Facility, Amanda Bynes Did Not

While Amanda Bynes self-medicates with tons of weed and tweets selfies 80 times an hour, Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again entered a mental health facility for what appears to be routine management of her treatment. People reports:

Watch This Cat Snore Into A Glass Of Orange Juice

That majestic feline thing is such a stereotype.

Pilates Instructor Miley Cyrus Covers "V" Like It's A Work-Out Magazine

I spy someone's toned torso. Sadly though, it's not Liam Hemsworth.

Milken Conference: Al Gore Rocks Crowd With Global Warming Speech

Al Gore, one of Hollywood's favorite sons because of his commitment to the environment, rocked a large crowd in Beverly Hills on Tuesday with an impassioned plea to solve the "climate change crisis," part of which is getting media right. Gore lamented that a modern-day Thomas Paine would not be able to get his "Common Sense" message to the masses today because he couldn't afford TV airtime, and he criticized the "rise of television at the expense of the printing press."

Demi Moore Reunited With Daughter Rumer Willis For Yoga (PHOTO)

Demi Moore's relationship with daughter Rumer Willis reportedly hit a rough patch after the actress' stint in rehab last year. Back in December, a source told the New York Daily News that Rumer and her sisters became frustrated with their mom's…

Daughter Of Sandy Hook Victim Calls Out Sen. Ayotte

(Newser) – Republican Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire has been taking flak for her vote against stronger background checks, especially because she was the only East Coast senator north of Virginia…

2,000 Netflix Movies To Disappear Wednesday

In what The Atlantic Wire is calling the Great Netflix Instant Vanishing of 2013, 1,794 movie titles will disappear from the company's popular instant streaming video service on Wednesday.

Miley Cyrus Has A New Set Of Priorities

Sex, drugs, and rap. Or at least that's what her t-shirt wants us to believe!

A Son's Unconditional Love For His Mom

At one point this guy went over two years without seeing or communicating with his mother, and when he finally came home all she asked was what he wanted for dinner. He decided to show her a little bit of the unconditional love his mom had shown him.

Deanna Durbin, 1930s Child Star, Dies At 91

Deanna Durbin, who attained worldwide popularity as a child star in the 1930s while starring in a series of musicals, has died. She was 91.

Victoria Beckham Chopped Her Hair Off And I Hope She Keeps It This Way

Victoria Beckham snapped a haircut selfie this afternoon after shedding those long locks for a new chin-length style. She joins a growing list of celebs, including Sofia Vergara and Minka Kelly, that have been Tweeting their new haircuts to fans…

The 15 Kinds Of People Who Play "Four Pics One Word"

Come on, at least one of these is you.

That’s Your Boyfriend: The Man Who Lost His Life Savings On A Carnival Game, Dreadlock Banana

“I’ve dated so many weak men. Men who give up at the slightest difficulty. The type of men who refuse to send their dinner back to the kitchen if they find a hair in their soup, you know? ‘It’s just one hair, I’ll take it out, it’s fine.’ Ugh.…

This Video Is Totally Mind-Bending

What sorcery is this?!

If "Breaking Bad" Were A Lego Video Game

This game doesn't exist, but it totally should.

"Likes" Don't Save Lives

Brutally honest, refreshing new ads via Sweden.

Little Miss Sunshine Is Grown Up And Loves All Time Low On We've Got You Covered's Blog

Holy Buzznet! The once tiny little sweet-pea also known as Little Miss Sunshine, also known as Abigale Breslin has become a stunning young lady! When did that happen?  The 17 year-old actress attended the All Time Low concert in NYC last week and tweeted:  The lucky gal snapped a photo with the ATL

The Sun-Powered Plane That Set Solar Energy Back 50 Years

Just on concept alone, solar power is a pretty easy sell. Who doesn't want to harness the power of the sun like an Egyptian god or the Kool-Aid Thirsties? Heck, just stick Superman on whatever box solar panels come in and you're good to go. It's…

The Rules Of Dating When You Were A Kid

Romance was a lot simpler when you didn't actually have to talk to each other...

These May Day Photos Will Make You Delighted It's Spring

Druids, pagans and morris dancers join forces for the traditional dawn celebrations at Glastonbury Tor.

Your 22 Closest Friends

Who knew you had that many.

If "Cosmopolitan" Embraced Marxist Politics

'Fun Fearless Freedom From The Oppression Of Capitalism', jokes Cosmarxpolitan.

The World's Smallest Movie, Made With Individual Atoms

A Boy And His Atom is the work of IBM, and it is extraordinary.

Surviving Members Of TLC Reuniting For Mixtape Festival, Posible Reunion Tour

Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas and Tionne 'T-Boz' Watkins -- the two surviving members of R&B trio TLC, are reuniting this summer for their first appearance in four years. The duo, who lost third member Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes to a car accident in 2002, are…

Chris Christie Comes Out For Good Samaritan Drug-Overdose Bill

NEW YORK -- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has come out in favor of a good Samaritan law that would allow drug overdose victims to call 911 without fear of legal repercussions, drug policy reform advocates announced on Monday. Christie's decision to…

Kim Kardashian Accentuates Pregnancy Curves In Bright Red Maxi With Kanye West In Paris

After showing off her baby bump in a short red dress during her family vacation in Mykonos, Greece on Apr. 28, the reality star, 32, tried out another bright red look in a longer maxi dress while going for a walk with boyfriend Kanye West in the…

Afghanistan Plane Crash Video: Final Moments Of Doomed U.S. Cargo Plane Shown On Dash Camera (GRAPHIC)

Horrifying video has emerged purportedly showing the crash of a U.S. cargo plane in Afghanistan on Monday.

Daniel Day-Lewis Is Barack Obama In Steven Spielberg’s Obama

You can watch Barack Obama’s full speech from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over at the Slatest, but if you have only a few minutes, here’s a high-quality video of the best part. The less you know the better, but suffice to say they found a… When we asked leading Lincoln expert Harold Holzer what he thought of Daniel Day-Lewis’ portrayal of Obama’s favorite president in Lincoln, he said it was “uncanny, convincing, and historically right.” Here the performance is every bit as uncanny.

This Is A Thing: 1990 Hitler Sitcom ‘Heil Honey, I’m Home!’

Welcome to “This Is a Thing,” a monthly feature that examines a piece of popular culture — a film, an album, a television special, whatever — that you won’t believe exists until you see it with your own eyes. This month: the quickly canceled British…

8 Things That Have Happened Since Ed Markey Has Been In Congress

The Massachusetts Congressman won the Democratic primary for Senate tonight. Markey, who has been in Congress since 1976 has seen a lot come and go in his time there. He'd be one of the longest serving members of the House to ever win a Senate seat.

12 Things That Can Ruin Your First Time According To "New Girl"

And also the one thing that can make it PERFECT. Huge spoilers for this week's episode.

John Fugelsang Talks Jason Collins, Tim Tebow And What's Really In The Bible

"Being gay is natural, condemning gay is a lifestyle choice." — John Fugelsang

17 Unique Foods On Etsy You Should Try

Etsy's not just for mason jars and embroidery, you know.

14 DIY Versions Of Your Favorite Childhood Snacks

You're an adult now. Show off your maturity and life skills by making grown-up versions of these grade school staples.

18 Signs You'll Click On Anything That's A List

Lists are the BEST OMG bacon 90's Napoleon Dynamite ratchet Mondays Bieber SWAG! Read "18 Signs You'll Click on Anything That's a List" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor

Britney Spears Continues To Look Decent, Coherent

It’s been five days since we last saw Britney Spears looking like an attractive, correct bra size-wearing adult, which means clearly we’re a shortage of Cookie Crisp away from a cereal aisle meltdown. She’s even at the gym, so either they’re gearing…

Cosmarxpolitan, Your New Favorite Magazine, Dishes On Romance And Revolution

Marching triumphantly at the vanguard of the Tumblr proletariat.

Kevin Spacey's Awesome Photobomb

Spring has sprung and, apparently, so has Kevin Spacey's desire to crash a random woman's Kodak moment.

Jeff Flake Learns To Be Disliked

"Nothing like waking up to a poll saying you're the nation's least popular senator," the Arizona Republican deadpanned on Facebook recently.

Porn Star Bree Olson Says "Date A Sugar Daddy"

Hey female students — need a summer job? How about prostitution? Billboard up now in Los Angeles.

Gabi Fresh Swim Suits For All Fatkini Collection

Blogger Gabi Fresh has teamed with Swim Suits For All for a collection of stylish swimwear for women who are plus size.

Becky Robertson Talks About TLC's 'Welcome To Myrtle Manor'

TLC has been attracting some attention with Welcome to Myrtle Manor, its new reality show centering around the residents of a mobile home park located in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Some people love the show, others can't stand it - and some…

Balzac And Sex: How The French Novelist Used Masturbation To Fuel His Writing Process.

One evening in 1930, as he was struggling to recapture the feverish spirit that had fueled his first novel, Look Homeward, Angel, Thomas Wolfe decided to give up on an uninspired hour of work and get undressed for bed. But, standing naked at his…

Angelina Jolie Modeling Photos — 16-Year-Old Star Models Underwear

There’s no denying the fact that Angelina Jolie possess major star power — and that was evident even when she was in her teens! Photos of the 37-year-old star when she was just starting out in her career have surfaced and you can see Angelina…

Redskins Name Change Discussed In D.C. Council Proposal

With Gray's support, lifelong D.C. resident, Washington Redskins fan and now D.C city council member David Grosso is circulating a proposal that would change the "derogatory" and "racist" name to the Redtails.

Why Every State In America Should Have Breakfast Tacos

Tacos for breakfast? Yes, please, and thank you.

I Mustache You If You Like Mustaches

From tattoos, to straws, to your Great Aunt's upper lip, mustaches are not just for hipsters anymore. Here are some of the best (and weirdest) mustache products out there.

Not Something You Want To See If You’re Flying Any Time Soon (VIDEO)

Seriously, don’t watch this if you’re scared of planes, flying, about to fly, male stewards, or just generally an anxious person. This cargo plane leaving Bagram airfield north of Kabul seems to have had a dramatic shift in its cargo weight shortly…

‘Rhett Butler: The Video Game’ And Other Awesome Literary Cartoons By Tom Gauld

Scottish cartoonist and illustrator Tom Gauld is pretty brilliant. His work, like last year’s Goliath, is reliably insightful and literary, with a wryly sweet bent. His newest collection, You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack, which hits shelves in…

The Three-Minute Move That'll Tone Your Butt And Thighs

Oh, I love love this cool move from Cassey Ho of Blogilates. It's called the "triangle butt lift"—try it and tell me what you think!

Steve Nash Child Support: Lakers Star Allegedly Doesn't Want To Pay Because Ex Might Spoil Kids (REPORT)

Los Angeles Lakers player Steve Nash allegedly does not want to pay his estranged wife child support for two reasons: He thinks she is already getting enough money, and he thinks if she gets too much she might spoil their three kids rotten, TMZ…

20 DIY Mother's Day Gifts All Under $20 And 20 Minutes

What are you getting your mom this Mother's Day? Flowers? Candy? Skip the traditional, boring stuff. Here are 20 awesome and unbelievably easy gifts you can make in under 20 minutes and for less than $20.

Rockstar Makeover By Your Employer

When Lizzy Goodman landed a music magazine dream job, she never thought her first assignment would be changing her own look

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