May 1, 2013
Kate Middleton's baby bump is, in all likelihood, just going to keep growing until she is no longer pregnant, so why are we thinking about it so much?
Kate Middleton seems like a very pleasant person, but I’m not sure why. Sure, she dresses nicely and is often smiling, but I haven’t the faintest idea why I instinctively feel she is probably great to hang out with. Hell, maybe I’m just extremely…
Showtime sends The Big C off with a four-episode final season, subtitled Hereafter, that will mark somewhat of a departure for the dramedy about a woman (Laura Linney) fighting, living and potentially dying after a battle with cancer. With Hereafter, the series from executive producers Darlene Hunt and Jenny Bicks will shift from 30-minute episodes to four hour-long installments (and compete in the miniseries Emmy category) as Cathy Jamison's final chapter unfolds.
Here's a pic of Ashley-Greene-as-Alice-Cullen serving as Kristen-Stewart-as-Bella-Swan's bridesmaid in Twilight: Breaking Dawn, Part 1, as a teaser. What, you didn't think I was going to give up the goods right away, did you?!
As has happened before, I didn't even recognize who Emilia Clarke was when I saw this photo of the Game of Thrones star at last night's Actors Fund Gala. But I did instantly fixate on this lipstick.
Mariah Carey Dressed Up Like A Princess And Renewed Her Vows In Disneyland. (Yes, Nick Cannon Was Dressed Like A Prince.) I Am Not OK With This
Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year anniversary in a MAJOR way last night: The couple dressed up like a prince and princess (their twins, Moroccan and Monroe, had matching outfits) and said "I do" all over again at Disneyland in…
Remember that time Lexi told you about how Jake Gyllenhaal met his new girlfriend at spin class? Well, it seems you all took Lexi's advice to get thee to a gym to heart—because Jake's favorite SoulCycle class (10:30 A.M. on Tuesdays and Thursdays at…
This Alfred Angelo wedding dress was one of my Top 10 Favorite Dresses from last season, so I was just DYING to see it on a real bride. I
I just love it when wedding dress designers surprise me—and Jenny Packham sure did this season! I'm still loving this dress from her fall 212 collection, which to me is quintessential Jenny Packham: a little whimsical, a little free-spirited, a LOT…
I am proud to say that I am a sunscreen devotee, yet I can't say I've fully embraced my pale skin. Come this time of year, I still experience the urge to be a little bit more sunshiney—read: bronzed. So when I found out which brand of self-tanner…
Cue the Queen B jokes, as Beyonce reportedly had quite an awkward moment with an actual British royal at one of her six London concerts. As is customary at her shows, the singer called upon audience members to sing the "to the left, to the left"…
Understanding how to deal with criticism can be hard, but it’s a little less hard with this handy chart by hater expert Ann Friedman, posted yesterday to her blog and highlighted below with her permission. It’s remarkably simple, but full of wisdom:…
James Franco famously used a Gucci sponsorship to film himself walking around Paris with a dick strapped to his nose for a piece entitled Dicknose in Paris, so why shouldn’t he get a birthday cake with vibrators and ball gags and anal beads on it?…
It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!
The Wolverine trailer shown at CinemaCon last month was uploaded to YouTube today. It contains a lot of new footage including a better look at Silver Samurai
Multimedia media critic Howard Kurtz and his trusty sidekick Lauren Ashburn are attempting to conquer the internet one YouTube video at a time.
As brilliantly stated by Jon Stewart.
Time to dig through the attic because that old lunch box might be worth more than you think. Also, I need that Osmonds lunch box in my life.
Pono Burger's a ground-beef palace from a lauded Hawaiian chef, housed in a location with an unexpected history... meaning: no, that thing you're looking at isn't a grow-house. Find out more by clicking on the image and starting up the glorious…
Like many carbon-based lifeforms, you perhaps think that bankers are driven only by naked greed. But that is just because you don't understand them: They actually have a deep psychological need for that money.
Don't pretend like you didn't fantasize about Gaston's meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
The host of CNN's Reliable Sources tried to call out the media's positive coverage of the first openly gay NBA player. He failed.
CBS's first quarter earnings, released today, shined in part because it doesn't own a major movie studio. At least not yet.
It's not called The Search for nothing. Mike DiMartino co-creator of both the show and graphic novel promised answers eventually, for now make do with some exclusive pages featuring the mysterious lady.
People who draw are often painfully self-conscious. These moments do not help.
Plus a really terrible tattoo offer, Jon Hamm the comedy nerd, and a ranking of everything Wes Anderson has ever directed.
As I said, I am pretty confident most of you appreciate Disney and from my last Disney post, I think I am right! Here are some really cool drawings of what your favorite villains would look like if they were "beautiful"! This one is my faveeee! Hello handsome pirate..le sigh! She looks so fabbbb! SOOO
Jake Puckerman, your time is now. With regionals rapidly approaching, Mr. Schue (Matthew Morrison) is calling in some reinforcements to help the New Directions prepare for the big competition, and they're coming armed with the truth. PHOTOS: 'Glee' Season 4 in Pictures
The comedian and star of the new IFC show, Maron, talks about the place where the magic happens.
Everyone from J. Crew to Victoria's Secret to the Kardashian empire. If you don't shop at one of these stores, you probably know someone who does.
Another time: "We got to the dinner and by then Dorothy was in tears, and I left her with Justin and went inside." But he raised a million bucks.
Two women were removed from a compound that the Saudi embassy says belongs to the Saudi armed forces. The Department of Homeland Security is looking into it.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
President Obama said he is unaware of longstanding efforts by Republican lawmakers to question survivors of the Benghazi attacks but pledged to investigate the issue.
To celebrate National Masturbation Month, groups in Philadelphia are hosting a month-long Masturbate-A-Thon to raise pride and awareness for self pleasure.
Iggy and the Stooges were in cracking form on The Colbert Report last night, making them the latest in a long line of bands who’ve appeared as guests on Stephen Colbert’s long-running satirical chat show. Of all the late-night hosts on TV, Colbert…
It was called What Happens in Vegas. In 2007, screenwriters Jon Lucas and Scott Moore came up with a novel pitch: a bachelor party comedy that would play out as a mystery, with increasingly bizarre reveals leading to the location of the missing…
Learn why exfoliation can be bad for your complexion and learn the right way to do it so you don't damage your skin.
If you’re a human being who enjoys fun things, you’ve been looking forward to beach season all year. Not only are trips to the water a great excuse to leave work early on Fridays, your girlfriends have been looking to show off their new bathing…
From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Angel, Darla was one of the most consistently vicious vamps to stir things up. In honor of Julie Benz's 41st birthday, here's a look at Darla's most impressive attributes.
And seven times as much as users from the "rest of the world."
The first time anyone outside of Florida’s Space Coast heard of Rep. Bill Posey, he was talking about Barack Obama’s birth certificate. It was March 2009. Posey had been in office for two months, and he was the first to propose a bill requiring…
It seems we may have turned a corner with this whole Amanda Bynes is a paranoid, batshit stoner who puts doll clothes on her cat Drake and accuses him of being a government spy narrative. Seen above is what I would submit to any psychiatric review…
A tiny "alien" skeleton known as the "Atacama Humanoid" has been a mystery for a decade, but it turns out it's human.
"The Tragedy Of Obama's Presidency Is That He's Too Much Of A Ravenclaw And Not Enough Of A Gryffindor."
HUFFLEPUFF Joe Biden Jimmy Carter Bo Obama* Buddy Clinton* RAVENCLAW Barack Obama Michelle Obama SLYTHERIN Dick Cheney Hillary Clinton ("the good kind of Slytherin") Socks Clinton** GRYFFINDOR Rahm Emanuel Nancy Pelosi Bill Clinton SQUIB George W. Bush DEMENTOR Newt Gingrich TROLL Glenn Beck REPUBLICAN PARTY'S PATRONUS Ronald Reagan HORCRUX Mitt Romney MITT ROMNEY'S HOUSE-ELF Paul Ryan * All dogs are Hufflepuffs. ** All cats are Slytherins. While this list was in progress, the group agreed that it was one of the most DC conversations ever. Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore
This is a very, very odd story about a woman who allegedly made anonymous threats against herself on Facebook.
Sure, listening to Bright Eyes made you sad sometimes. But more often, it just made you feel completely understood.
According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights.
This Cinco de Mayo is going to be the best ever. Viva la tortilla!
Shane Battier is either really bored or auditioning for the eighth Police Academy movie.
A 1938 Popular Mechanics article tried to prove that cats could make excellent nannies.
Or, When Good Ideas Go Bad. This video seemed like it was going to be so much fun to make.
In 2003, Amanda Bynes would stop at nothing to find the man of her dreams — her dad, Colin Firth. And it wasn't weird at all.
President Obama is not Mitt Romney. And on the 100th day of his second term in office, that seems to be his cardinal virtue among members of his political base.
Last month, we brought you the news that Teen Mom‘s Farrah Abraham and James Deen had shot a porn. While it certainly seemed like an odd combination, which we noted at the time, it wasn’t a particularly big story. People have sex all the time;…
Words seem so much more powerful when someone has taken the time to pour them out in paint.
(Newser) – Federal authorities arrested three 19-year-old college students today in connection with the Boston Marathon bombings, the Boston Globe reports. Two, Azamat Tazhayakov and Dias…
Grouper is an app that sets you up on a blind date — in groups.
Writer and director Chris D'Arienzo created the hit Broadway show Rock of Ages. Then he had to watch it get turned into the story of a man and his monkey.
It aired at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2000. This year House of Cards was all the rage.
A little boy in Kentucky was playing with a rifle made for children when it went off by accident. This is a heartbreaking story.
The comedian has been catapulted into the spotlight not for the series of misfortunes that have plagued her personal life, but for the awesome way she responded. She is pretty much everything that you should strive to be in life.
It's called "Cat and Tie," obviously.
Gloria Chubb was going about her business, microwaving the contents of a can of green beans when she discovered something decidedly un-green-bean-like. "I thought it was maybe a piece of moldy bacon or something," she told WBND, an affiliate of CNN.…
Hannibal just got harder to find in Utah. KSL TV, the Salt Lake City NBC affiliate which has previously vetoed The Playboy Club and The New Normal over content issues, announced on its Facebook page that it will no longer be airing the spin on…
Reality TV star Ronnie Ortiz-Magro has been hospitalized in Orlando, Florida, and is being treated for kidney stones. The Jersey Shore star was admitted on Saturday night and is expected to remain there for a few days. "Ronnie was admitted to an…
That heavy-ass foundation isn't going to cut it it in hundred degree weather. Here's how to look fresh in the heat.
I know you didn't expect most of this. I know you didn't anticipate loving somebody so intensely, or loathing your post-baby body so much, or being so tired, or being the mom you've turned out to be.
The story of a set of twins born 87 days apart may now be heading for the record books. Today, Amy and Katie are adorable and healthy babies living in Waterford, Ireland, with mother Maria Jones-Elliot, father Chris Elliot and siblings Olivia and…
Or at least that's what these Saturday Night Live promos want us to believe!
Thirty surgeons, anesthesiologists and nurses worked for more than 15 hours to complete the operation.
The show is called Hollywood Game Night and I'm not even completely sure what it is, but I know it's probably going to be my new favorite.
Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.
You won't make it through this post without wincing.
It's not easy turning an out into a home run.
Elena's witchy best friend has long overstayed her welcome. Isn't it time we sent her packing?
Wednesdays are hard, so let's entertain each other with animal pictures. Find an animal picture that best sums up your mood today and share it here!
May this friendship live long and prosper.
And a slightly-less-insane one. These hats will protect you from the sun's rays all summer long.
You know Lyft? That on-demand ride-sharing thing with the pink mustaches and the fist-bumping? Well, after taking a bunch of them home from bars libraries, we found out that there are actually themed Lyfts in SF. Being the handsome newsletter that…
President Obama had some gnarly news for the Democratic campaign committees: This is as good as it gets for his signature health law.
The Boston Police Department announced that three more suspects connected to the deadly bombings at last month's Boston Marathon are in custody.
From whether you live with your partner to whether you break up, taxes and government benefits have the power to change your most intimate behavior.
Three classmates of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have been arrested and charged in connection to the Boston Marathon bombing. Here's what we know about them.
With beer! Easing tension on the campus where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev lived and studied.
Especially if he is a super-intellect from an advanced galaxy.
This person is a goddamn hero for the everyman.
With its secret list-only bars and even more secret Metro stop (oh, you didn't know about it? Umm... maybe just forget you read that.), Georgetown's always been about exclusivity. But The Observatory, a public 3000sqft lounge on top of the Graham…
The start-up world's first public attempt to influence policy is giving up before it even gets started.
Today is Wes Anderson’s birthday, with the Houston-born auteur turning 44 years old following the commercial and critical success of Moonrise Kingdom. That 2012 Oscar nominee was his seventh feature film, and between that, his shorts, and his many…
At the tender age of 18 Nicole Nagrani became the youngest IFBB Bikini Pro Bodybuilder in the world, competing in the 2010 Bikini Olympia. Thoughts?
If you had to pick the best soccer players out of the current crop of elite NBA stars, these guys would be it.
You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.
*According to Your Black World. Pepsi has apologized.
What's even more fun than watching horses run really fast? Eating ice cream with bourbon in it.
Those who can, do. Those who can't should probably do something else.
On the one hand, whee! Explosions! On the other hand… meh. Explosions yet again?
Don't believe all the quotes you see by Morgan Freeman on the internet. THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE ACTUALLY SAID.
The death toll has passed 400, but hundreds more remain unaccounted for as cleanup and protests rage on in Dhaka. WARNING: Graphic images ahead.
BRB, leaving everything in my life and becoming a surrogate gorilla mother.
The former Teen Mom's porn movie with James Deen is official, and set to be released online soon. HollywoodLife.com has all the details about how much the video costs, when it's being released and ...
The Boston Police Dept. announced they have three additional suspects in custody. CBS is reporting they are students who harbored Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the days following the bombing.
Department-store chain looks to win back $4.3 billion in lost sales. "What matters with mistakes is what we learn."
Ugh, no, Google, that's NOT what I meant by "Topless Kate Middleton."
All the bad cliches are here. To the tune of Billy Joel's awful "We Didn't Start The Fire."
Some agencies have dealt with budget cuts by shifting money and cutting back. Other predictions were outright false.
Seems like a weird way to spend your money, but to each his own!
Advocates on both sides of the gun debate see the outgoing Montana Democrat's vote still in play. "Now that you're retiring, please put Montana first."
Ayotte said she hoped to find some common ground but that she didn't think the enhanced background checks that she voted against would have changed the outcome in the Newtown shootings.
LeRoy Butler took a stand on behalf of Collins.
New Girl doesn’t have it easy, either. There’s a huge spate of hang-out comedies on the air right now, shows about groups of friends who just spend their time sitting around and shooting the shit. The problem I’ve found with this particular genre is…
For James Franco, art without dildos is as incomplete as a cake without icing: Without their necessary complements, each is but the dry, ordinary bread of life, served without the sweet, creamy salve of frosting or whatever lubrication is on your…
Traffic from Google to digital publishers dropped 30% over the past eight months.
(Newser) – It was "just one of those crazy accidents," in the words of the local coroner: A 5-year-old in Cumberland County, Kentucky, accidentally shot and killed his 2-year-old sister yesterday…
Heroic movie characters stand up for what they feel is right, and they stick to those beliefs in situations that would leave most of us forsaking every oath we've ever sworn and tossing our loved ones to the ground as obstacles while we flee to…
People did not take it very well.
Good luck topping that for your sixth anniversary vow renewal, Mariah.
That is, unless the stains left behind on borrowed clothes tell stories. After one shoot, a Mugler dress Gaga's team returned "looked like it had [semen] on it. It was so disgusting. I couldn’t even tell you," a PR rep told the New York Post.
My friend baked this for my birthday last year. There's SECRET LEMON CURD in between the layers.
Pacman was spotted gobbling up Manhattan stops on the 6 train this morning.
Paper is such a common thing it's often overlooked, but in the hands of these artist it gets transformed in amazing ways. The best thing about these amazing works of art... You can own them!
Here’s the ultimate good-bad idea: the Dutch aerospace project is planning to send four humans to Mars in 2023 … and keep them there. Permanently. As of yesterday, 20,000 people had applied for a spot on the mission, and 24 to 40 of the applicants…
Some almost-engaged girls dream of a simple solitaire on a plain metal band. Others want an engagement ring with as many diamonds as you can pack onto a single finger. The newest engagement rings from Vera Wang Love are for THOSE girls, the ones who…
While Amanda Bynes self-medicates with tons of weed and tweets selfies 80 times an hour, Catherine Zeta-Jones has once again entered a mental health facility for what appears to be routine management of her treatment. People reports:
I spy someone's toned torso. Sadly though, it's not Liam Hemsworth.
Al Gore, one of Hollywood's favorite sons because of his commitment to the environment, rocked a large crowd in Beverly Hills on Tuesday with an impassioned plea to solve the "climate change crisis," part of which is getting media right. Gore lamented that a modern-day Thomas Paine would not be able to get his "Common Sense" message to the masses today because he couldn't afford TV airtime, and he criticized the "rise of television at the expense of the printing press."
Demi Moore's relationship with daughter Rumer Willis reportedly hit a rough patch after the actress' stint in rehab last year. Back in December, a source told the New York Daily News that Rumer and her sisters became frustrated with their mom's…
(Newser) – Republican Kelly Ayotte of New Hampshire has been taking flak for her vote against stronger background checks, especially because she was the only East Coast senator north of Virginia…
In what The Atlantic Wire is calling the Great Netflix Instant Vanishing of 2013, 1,794 movie titles will disappear from the company's popular instant streaming video service on Wednesday.
Sex, drugs, and rap. Or at least that's what her t-shirt wants us to believe!
At one point this guy went over two years without seeing or communicating with his mother, and when he finally came home all she asked was what he wanted for dinner. He decided to show her a little bit of the unconditional love his mom had shown him.
Deanna Durbin, who attained worldwide popularity as a child star in the 1930s while starring in a series of musicals, has died. She was 91.
Victoria Beckham snapped a haircut selfie this afternoon after shedding those long locks for a new chin-length style. She joins a growing list of celebs, including Sofia Vergara and Minka Kelly, that have been Tweeting their new haircuts to fans…
“I’ve dated so many weak men. Men who give up at the slightest difficulty. The type of men who refuse to send their dinner back to the kitchen if they find a hair in their soup, you know? ‘It’s just one hair, I’ll take it out, it’s fine.’ Ugh.…
Holy Buzznet! The once tiny little sweet-pea also known as Little Miss Sunshine, also known as Abigale Breslin has become a stunning young lady! When did that happen? The 17 year-old actress attended the All Time Low concert in NYC last week and tweeted: The lucky gal snapped a photo with the ATL
Just on concept alone, solar power is a pretty easy sell. Who doesn't want to harness the power of the sun like an Egyptian god or the Kool-Aid Thirsties? Heck, just stick Superman on whatever box solar panels come in and you're good to go. It's…
Romance was a lot simpler when you didn't actually have to talk to each other...
Druids, pagans and morris dancers join forces for the traditional dawn celebrations at Glastonbury Tor.
A Boy And His Atom is the work of IBM, and it is extraordinary.
Rozonda 'Chilli' Thomas and Tionne 'T-Boz' Watkins -- the two surviving members of R&B trio TLC, are reuniting this summer for their first appearance in four years. The duo, who lost third member Lisa 'Left Eye' Lopes to a car accident in 2002, are…
NEW YORK -- New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has come out in favor of a good Samaritan law that would allow drug overdose victims to call 911 without fear of legal repercussions, drug policy reform advocates announced on Monday. Christie's decision to…
After showing off her baby bump in a short red dress during her family vacation in Mykonos, Greece on Apr. 28, the reality star, 32, tried out another bright red look in a longer maxi dress while going for a walk with boyfriend Kanye West in the…
Afghanistan Plane Crash Video: Final Moments Of Doomed U.S. Cargo Plane Shown On Dash Camera (GRAPHIC)
Horrifying video has emerged purportedly showing the crash of a U.S. cargo plane in Afghanistan on Monday.
You can watch Barack Obama’s full speech from the White House Correspondents’ Dinner over at the Slatest, but if you have only a few minutes, here’s a high-quality video of the best part. The less you know the better, but suffice to say they found a… When we asked leading Lincoln expert Harold Holzer what he thought of Daniel Day-Lewis’ portrayal of Obama’s favorite president in Lincoln, he said it was “uncanny, convincing, and historically right.” Here the performance is every bit as uncanny.
Welcome to “This Is a Thing,” a monthly feature that examines a piece of popular culture — a film, an album, a television special, whatever — that you won’t believe exists until you see it with your own eyes. This month: the quickly canceled British…
The Massachusetts Congressman won the Democratic primary for Senate tonight. Markey, who has been in Congress since 1976 has seen a lot come and go in his time there. He'd be one of the longest serving members of the House to ever win a Senate seat.
And also the one thing that can make it PERFECT. Huge spoilers for this week's episode.
"Being gay is natural, condemning gay is a lifestyle choice." — John Fugelsang
You're an adult now. Show off your maturity and life skills by making grown-up versions of these grade school staples.
Lists are the BEST OMG bacon 90's Napoleon Dynamite ratchet Mondays Bieber SWAG! Read "18 Signs You'll Click on Anything That's a List" and more funny articles on CollegeHumor
It’s been five days since we last saw Britney Spears looking like an attractive, correct bra size-wearing adult, which means clearly we’re a shortage of Cookie Crisp away from a cereal aisle meltdown. She’s even at the gym, so either they’re gearing…
Marching triumphantly at the vanguard of the Tumblr proletariat.
Spring has sprung and, apparently, so has Kevin Spacey's desire to crash a random woman's Kodak moment.
"Nothing like waking up to a poll saying you're the nation's least popular senator," the Arizona Republican deadpanned on Facebook recently.
Hey female students — need a summer job? How about prostitution? Billboard up now in Los Angeles.
Blogger Gabi Fresh has teamed with Swim Suits For All for a collection of stylish swimwear for women who are plus size.
TLC has been attracting some attention with Welcome to Myrtle Manor, its new reality show centering around the residents of a mobile home park located in Myrtle Beach, South Carolina. Some people love the show, others can't stand it - and some…
The retiring auteur doesn't mince words.
One evening in 1930, as he was struggling to recapture the feverish spirit that had fueled his first novel, Look Homeward, Angel, Thomas Wolfe decided to give up on an uninspired hour of work and get undressed for bed. But, standing naked at his…
There’s no denying the fact that Angelina Jolie possess major star power — and that was evident even when she was in her teens! Photos of the 37-year-old star when she was just starting out in her career have surfaced and you can see Angelina…
With Gray's support, lifelong D.C. resident, Washington Redskins fan and now D.C city council member David Grosso is circulating a proposal that would change the "derogatory" and "racist" name to the Redtails.
Tacos for breakfast? Yes, please, and thank you.
From tattoos, to straws, to your Great Aunt's upper lip, mustaches are not just for hipsters anymore. Here are some of the best (and weirdest) mustache products out there.
Seriously, don’t watch this if you’re scared of planes, flying, about to fly, male stewards, or just generally an anxious person. This cargo plane leaving Bagram airfield north of Kabul seems to have had a dramatic shift in its cargo weight shortly…
Scottish cartoonist and illustrator Tom Gauld is pretty brilliant. His work, like last year’s Goliath, is reliably insightful and literary, with a wryly sweet bent. His newest collection, You’re All Just Jealous of My Jetpack, which hits shelves in…
Oh, I love love this cool move from Cassey Ho of Blogilates. It's called the "triangle butt lift"—try it and tell me what you think!
Steve Nash Child Support: Lakers Star Allegedly Doesn't Want To Pay Because Ex Might Spoil Kids (REPORT)
Los Angeles Lakers player Steve Nash allegedly does not want to pay his estranged wife child support for two reasons: He thinks she is already getting enough money, and he thinks if she gets too much she might spoil their three kids rotten, TMZ…
What are you getting your mom this Mother's Day? Flowers? Candy? Skip the traditional, boring stuff. Here are 20 awesome and unbelievably easy gifts you can make in under 20 minutes and for less than $20.
When Lizzy Goodman landed a music magazine dream job, she never thought her first assignment would be changing her own look