May 1, 2013
James Franco famously used a Gucci sponsorship to film himself walking around Paris with a dick strapped to his nose for a piece entitled Dicknose in Paris, so why shouldn’t he get a birthday cake with vibrators and ball gags and anal beads on it?…
It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!
The Wolverine trailer shown at CinemaCon last month was uploaded to YouTube today. It contains a lot of new footage including a better look at Silver Samurai
Multimedia media critic Howard Kurtz and his trusty sidekick Lauren Ashburn are attempting to conquer the internet one YouTube video at a time.
As brilliantly stated by Jon Stewart.
Time to dig through the attic because that old lunch box might be worth more than you think. Also, I need that Osmonds lunch box in my life.
Pono Burger's a ground-beef palace from a lauded Hawaiian chef, housed in a location with an unexpected history... meaning: no, that thing you're looking at isn't a grow-house. Find out more by clicking on the image and starting up the glorious…
Don't pretend like you didn't fantasize about Gaston's meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
The host of CNN's Reliable Sources tried to call out the media's positive coverage of the first openly gay NBA player. He failed.
CBS's first quarter earnings, released today, shined in part because it doesn't own a major movie studio. At least not yet.
It's not called The Search for nothing. Mike DiMartino co-creator of both the show and graphic novel promised answers eventually, for now make do with some exclusive pages featuring the mysterious lady.
People who draw are often painfully self-conscious. These moments do not help.
Plus a really terrible tattoo offer, Jon Hamm the comedy nerd, and a ranking of everything Wes Anderson has ever directed.
As I said, I am pretty confident most of you appreciate Disney and from my last Disney post, I think I am right! Here are some really cool drawings of what your favorite villains would look like if they were "beautiful"! This one is my faveeee! Hello handsome pirate..le sigh! She looks so fabbbb! SOOO
The comedian and star of the new IFC show, Maron, talks about the place where the magic happens.
Everyone from J. Crew to Victoria's Secret to the Kardashian empire. If you don't shop at one of these stores, you probably know someone who does.
Another time: "We got to the dinner and by then Dorothy was in tears, and I left her with Justin and went inside." But he raised a million bucks.
Two women were removed from a compound that the Saudi embassy says belongs to the Saudi armed forces. The Department of Homeland Security is looking into it.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
To celebrate National Masturbation Month, groups in Philadelphia are hosting a month-long Masturbate-A-Thon to raise pride and awareness for self pleasure.
Learn why exfoliation can be bad for your complexion and learn the right way to do it so you don't damage your skin.
From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Angel, Darla was one of the most consistently vicious vamps to stir things up. In honor of Julie Benz's 41st birthday, here's a look at Darla's most impressive attributes.
And seven times as much as users from the "rest of the world."
A tiny "alien" skeleton known as the "Atacama Humanoid" has been a mystery for a decade, but it turns out it's human.
"The Tragedy Of Obama's Presidency Is That He's Too Much Of A Ravenclaw And Not Enough Of A Gryffindor."
HUFFLEPUFF Joe Biden Jimmy Carter Bo Obama* Buddy Clinton* RAVENCLAW Barack Obama Michelle Obama SLYTHERIN Dick Cheney Hillary Clinton ("the good kind of Slytherin") Socks Clinton** GRYFFINDOR Rahm Emanuel Nancy Pelosi Bill Clinton SQUIB George W. Bush DEMENTOR Newt Gingrich TROLL Glenn Beck REPUBLICAN PARTY'S PATRONUS Ronald Reagan HORCRUX Mitt Romney MITT ROMNEY'S HOUSE-ELF Paul Ryan * All dogs are Hufflepuffs. ** All cats are Slytherins. While this list was in progress, the group agreed that it was one of the most DC conversations ever. Also, that Lincoln is Dumbledore
This is a very, very odd story about a woman who allegedly made anonymous threats against herself on Facebook.
Sure, listening to Bright Eyes made you sad sometimes. But more often, it just made you feel completely understood.
According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights.
This Cinco de Mayo is going to be the best ever. Viva la tortilla!
Shane Battier is either really bored or auditioning for the eighth Police Academy movie.
A 1938 Popular Mechanics article tried to prove that cats could make excellent nannies.
Or, When Good Ideas Go Bad. This video seemed like it was going to be so much fun to make.
In 2003, Amanda Bynes would stop at nothing to find the man of her dreams — her dad, Colin Firth. And it wasn't weird at all.
Words seem so much more powerful when someone has taken the time to pour them out in paint.
Grouper is an app that sets you up on a blind date — in groups.
Writer and director Chris D'Arienzo created the hit Broadway show Rock of Ages. Then he had to watch it get turned into the story of a man and his monkey.
It aired at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2000. This year House of Cards was all the rage.
A little boy in Kentucky was playing with a rifle made for children when it went off by accident. This is a heartbreaking story.
The comedian has been catapulted into the spotlight not for the series of misfortunes that have plagued her personal life, but for the awesome way she responded. She is pretty much everything that you should strive to be in life.
It's called "Cat and Tie," obviously.
That heavy-ass foundation isn't going to cut it it in hundred degree weather. Here's how to look fresh in the heat.
Or at least that's what these Saturday Night Live promos want us to believe!
Thirty surgeons, anesthesiologists and nurses worked for more than 15 hours to complete the operation.
The show is called Hollywood Game Night and I'm not even completely sure what it is, but I know it's probably going to be my new favorite.
Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.
You won't make it through this post without wincing.
It's not easy turning an out into a home run.
Elena's witchy best friend has long overstayed her welcome. Isn't it time we sent her packing?
Wednesdays are hard, so let's entertain each other with animal pictures. Find an animal picture that best sums up your mood today and share it here!
May this friendship live long and prosper.
And a slightly-less-insane one. These hats will protect you from the sun's rays all summer long.
You know Lyft? That on-demand ride-sharing thing with the pink mustaches and the fist-bumping? Well, after taking a bunch of them home from bars libraries, we found out that there are actually themed Lyfts in SF. Being the handsome newsletter that…
From whether you live with your partner to whether you break up, taxes and government benefits have the power to change your most intimate behavior.
Three classmates of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have been arrested and charged in connection to the Boston Marathon bombing. Here's what we know about them.
With beer! Easing tension on the campus where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev lived and studied.
Especially if he is a super-intellect from an advanced galaxy.
This person is a goddamn hero for the everyman.
With its secret list-only bars and even more secret Metro stop (oh, you didn't know about it? Umm... maybe just forget you read that.), Georgetown's always been about exclusivity. But The Observatory, a public 3000sqft lounge on top of the Graham…
The start-up world's first public attempt to influence policy is giving up before it even gets started.
If you had to pick the best soccer players out of the current crop of elite NBA stars, these guys would be it.
You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.
*According to Your Black World. Pepsi has apologized.
What's even more fun than watching horses run really fast? Eating ice cream with bourbon in it.
Those who can, do. Those who can't should probably do something else.
Don't believe all the quotes you see by Morgan Freeman on the internet. THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE ACTUALLY SAID.
The death toll has passed 400, but hundreds more remain unaccounted for as cleanup and protests rage on in Dhaka. WARNING: Graphic images ahead.
BRB, leaving everything in my life and becoming a surrogate gorilla mother.
The Boston Police Dept. announced they have three additional suspects in custody. CBS is reporting they are students who harbored Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the days following the bombing.
Department-store chain looks to win back $4.3 billion in lost sales. "What matters with mistakes is what we learn."
Ugh, no, Google, that's NOT what I meant by "Topless Kate Middleton."
All the bad cliches are here. To the tune of Billy Joel's awful "We Didn't Start The Fire."
Some agencies have dealt with budget cuts by shifting money and cutting back. Other predictions were outright false.
Seems like a weird way to spend your money, but to each his own!
Advocates on both sides of the gun debate see the outgoing Montana Democrat's vote still in play. "Now that you're retiring, please put Montana first."
LeRoy Butler took a stand on behalf of Collins.
Traffic from Google to digital publishers dropped 30% over the past eight months.
People did not take it very well.
Good luck topping that for your sixth anniversary vow renewal, Mariah.
That is, unless the stains left behind on borrowed clothes tell stories. After one shoot, a Mugler dress Gaga's team returned "looked like it had [semen] on it. It was so disgusting. I couldn’t even tell you," a PR rep told the New York Post.
My friend baked this for my birthday last year. There's SECRET LEMON CURD in between the layers.
Pacman was spotted gobbling up Manhattan stops on the 6 train this morning.
Paper is such a common thing it's often overlooked, but in the hands of these artist it gets transformed in amazing ways. The best thing about these amazing works of art... You can own them!
I spy someone's toned torso. Sadly though, it's not Liam Hemsworth.
In what The Atlantic Wire is calling the Great Netflix Instant Vanishing of 2013, 1,794 movie titles will disappear from the company's popular instant streaming video service on Wednesday.
Sex, drugs, and rap. Or at least that's what her t-shirt wants us to believe!
At one point this guy went over two years without seeing or communicating with his mother, and when he finally came home all she asked was what he wanted for dinner. He decided to show her a little bit of the unconditional love his mom had shown him.
Holy Buzznet! The once tiny little sweet-pea also known as Little Miss Sunshine, also known as Abigale Breslin has become a stunning young lady! When did that happen? The 17 year-old actress attended the All Time Low concert in NYC last week and tweeted: The lucky gal snapped a photo with the ATL
Romance was a lot simpler when you didn't actually have to talk to each other...
Druids, pagans and morris dancers join forces for the traditional dawn celebrations at Glastonbury Tor.
A Boy And His Atom is the work of IBM, and it is extraordinary.
The Massachusetts Congressman won the Democratic primary for Senate tonight. Markey, who has been in Congress since 1976 has seen a lot come and go in his time there. He'd be one of the longest serving members of the House to ever win a Senate seat.
And also the one thing that can make it PERFECT. Huge spoilers for this week's episode.
"Being gay is natural, condemning gay is a lifestyle choice." — John Fugelsang
You're an adult now. Show off your maturity and life skills by making grown-up versions of these grade school staples.
Marching triumphantly at the vanguard of the Tumblr proletariat.
Spring has sprung and, apparently, so has Kevin Spacey's desire to crash a random woman's Kodak moment.
"Nothing like waking up to a poll saying you're the nation's least popular senator," the Arizona Republican deadpanned on Facebook recently.
Hey female students — need a summer job? How about prostitution? Billboard up now in Los Angeles.
Blogger Gabi Fresh has teamed with Swim Suits For All for a collection of stylish swimwear for women who are plus size.
With Gray's support, lifelong D.C. resident, Washington Redskins fan and now D.C city council member David Grosso is circulating a proposal that would change the "derogatory" and "racist" name to the Redtails.
Tacos for breakfast? Yes, please, and thank you.
From tattoos, to straws, to your Great Aunt's upper lip, mustaches are not just for hipsters anymore. Here are some of the best (and weirdest) mustache products out there.
Seriously, don’t watch this if you’re scared of planes, flying, about to fly, male stewards, or just generally an anxious person. This cargo plane leaving Bagram airfield north of Kabul seems to have had a dramatic shift in its cargo weight shortly…
What are you getting your mom this Mother's Day? Flowers? Candy? Skip the traditional, boring stuff. Here are 20 awesome and unbelievably easy gifts you can make in under 20 minutes and for less than $20.
The unnamed child was made to inseminate herself to provide her 'domineering' mother with a baby after she was stopped from adopting more children.
Father-of-three Mark Hayes, 52, is accused of fatally stabbing 48-year-old Sean Hayes at Mark Hayes’s home in Eltham, south east London, in the early hours of Saturday following the funeral of their brother Tom.
Where the "Special One" will be next season has been widely discussed. ITV doesn't seem to care though.
In the world of bikes, there's nothing more distinctive than the look and sound of a Harley-Davidson. Both are the products of more than a century's worth of design evolution and, for the last 110 years, the infamous Motor Company from Milwaukee has…