May 1, 2013
It's not easy being a billionaire, genius, superhero, but I'll show you how!
Multimedia media critic Howard Kurtz and his trusty sidekick Lauren Ashburn are attempting to conquer the internet one YouTube video at a time.
As brilliantly stated by Jon Stewart.
Time to dig through the attic because that old lunch box might be worth more than you think. Also, I need that Osmonds lunch box in my life.
Breaking down the true wizardry of pitchers.
Don't pretend like you didn't fantasize about Gaston's meaty biceps wrapped around your body.
The host of CNN's Reliable Sources tried to call out the media's positive coverage of the first openly gay NBA player. He failed.
You can only be kicked and pushed around so much before you snap.
CBS's first quarter earnings, released today, shined in part because it doesn't own a major movie studio. At least not yet.
Here's what happened on celeb twitter today!
It's not called The Search for nothing. Mike DiMartino co-creator of both the show and graphic novel promised answers eventually, for now make do with some exclusive pages featuring the mysterious lady.
People who draw are often painfully self-conscious. These moments do not help.
Plus a really terrible tattoo offer, Jon Hamm the comedy nerd, and a ranking of everything Wes Anderson has ever directed.
We are all shifting for you, Goorgen.
And also adorable.
Dun dun dun.
The comedian and star of the new IFC show, Maron, talks about the place where the magic happens.
Everyone from J. Crew to Victoria's Secret to the Kardashian empire. If you don't shop at one of these stores, you probably know someone who does.
Another time: "We got to the dinner and by then Dorothy was in tears, and I left her with Justin and went inside." But he raised a million bucks.
The internet does what Dr. Robotnik never could.
Two women were removed from a compound that the Saudi embassy says belongs to the Saudi armed forces. The Department of Homeland Security is looking into it.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
From Buffy the Vampire Slayer to Angel, Darla was one of the most consistently vicious vamps to stir things up. In honor of Julie Benz's 41st birthday, here's a look at Darla's most impressive attributes.
And seven times as much as users from the "rest of the world."
This is a very, very odd story about a woman who allegedly made anonymous threats against herself on Facebook.
Sure, listening to Bright Eyes made you sad sometimes. But more often, it just made you feel completely understood.
According to the wise movie mantras of Jaws, Now And Then, and Heavyweights.
This Cinco de Mayo is going to be the best ever. Viva la tortilla!
Shane Battier is either really bored or auditioning for the eighth Police Academy movie.
A 1938 Popular Mechanics article tried to prove that cats could make excellent nannies.
Or, When Good Ideas Go Bad. This video seemed like it was going to be so much fun to make.
I love you, S.F., never change.
In 2003, Amanda Bynes would stop at nothing to find the man of her dreams — her dad, Colin Firth. And it wasn't weird at all.
Step aside, Pit Crew.
This is just a test post to see how this turns out.
Or at least a best friend who loves you.
She was beautiful then, too.
Grouper is an app that sets you up on a blind date — in groups.
Writer and director Chris D'Arienzo created the hit Broadway show Rock of Ages. Then he had to watch it get turned into the story of a man and his monkey.
It aired at the White House Correspondents Dinner in 2000. This year House of Cards was all the rage.
A little boy in Kentucky was playing with a rifle made for children when it went off by accident. This is a heartbreaking story.
It's funny because she's sad.
The comedian has been catapulted into the spotlight not for the series of misfortunes that have plagued her personal life, but for the awesome way she responded. She is pretty much everything that you should strive to be in life.
Codependency no more, cats!
That heavy-ass foundation isn't going to cut it it in hundred degree weather. Here's how to look fresh in the heat.
Or at least that's what these Saturday Night Live promos want us to believe!
Thirty surgeons, anesthesiologists and nurses worked for more than 15 hours to complete the operation.
The show is called Hollywood Game Night and I'm not even completely sure what it is, but I know it's probably going to be my new favorite.
Chalk this victory up to our collective nostalgic outrage. Since Bay was announced as the producer for the TMNT reboot, their origin story has received most of the press.
You won't make it through this post without wincing.
It's not easy turning an out into a home run.
Elena's witchy best friend has long overstayed her welcome. Isn't it time we sent her packing?
Wednesdays are hard, so let's entertain each other with animal pictures. Find an animal picture that best sums up your mood today and share it here!
And this doesn't even include Space Jam.
And a slightly-less-insane one. These hats will protect you from the sun's rays all summer long.
From whether you live with your partner to whether you break up, taxes and government benefits have the power to change your most intimate behavior.
Three classmates of Dzhokhar Tsarnaev have been arrested and charged in connection to the Boston Marathon bombing. Here's what we know about them.
With beer! Easing tension on the campus where Dzhokhar Tsarnaev lived and studied.
Especially if he is a super-intellect from an advanced galaxy.
These Mondo posters are Tony Stark approved.
This person is a goddamn hero for the everyman.
The start-up world's first public attempt to influence policy is giving up before it even gets started.
"Sex" is actually pretty far down the list.
If you had to pick the best soccer players out of the current crop of elite NBA stars, these guys would be it.
You and I have been constantly misquoting them our entire lives.
*According to Your Black World. Pepsi has apologized.
Baby + crown + corgi puppy. What else is there in life?
Not sure if being kind or passive-aggressive.
What's even more fun than watching horses run really fast? Eating ice cream with bourbon in it.
Those who can, do. Those who can't should probably do something else.
Are you a "Carrie"? No, you are not.
Don't believe all the quotes you see by Morgan Freeman on the internet. THESE ARE THE ONLY THINGS THAT HE ACTUALLY SAID.
The death toll has passed 400, but hundreds more remain unaccounted for as cleanup and protests rage on in Dhaka. WARNING: Graphic images ahead.
Find out if you're truly an expert on the King of Condiments.
An unusual byline on a controversial story.
BRB, leaving everything in my life and becoming a surrogate gorilla mother.
Dance crazes do not faze Tommy Lasorda.
The Boston Police Dept. announced they have three additional suspects in custody. CBS is reporting they are students who harbored Dzhokhar Tsarnaev in the days following the bombing.
Department-store chain looks to win back $4.3 billion in lost sales. "What matters with mistakes is what we learn."
Ugh, no, Google, that's NOT what I meant by "Topless Kate Middleton."
Kaskade doesn't take it lying down.
All the bad cliches are here. To the tune of Billy Joel's awful "We Didn't Start The Fire."
Some agencies have dealt with budget cuts by shifting money and cutting back. Other predictions were outright false.
Seems like a weird way to spend your money, but to each his own!
Advocates on both sides of the gun debate see the outgoing Montana Democrat's vote still in play. "Now that you're retiring, please put Montana first."
LeRoy Butler took a stand on behalf of Collins.
Traffic from Google to digital publishers dropped 30% over the past eight months.
People did not take it very well.
That is, unless the stains left behind on borrowed clothes tell stories. After one shoot, a Mugler dress Gaga's team returned "looked like it had [semen] on it. It was so disgusting. I couldn’t even tell you," a PR rep told the New York Post.
My friend baked this for my birthday last year. There's SECRET LEMON CURD in between the layers.
From a great little roadside place on the way to Vermont. SUMMER!
Pacman was spotted gobbling up Manhattan stops on the 6 train this morning.
I spy someone's toned torso. Sadly though, it's not Liam Hemsworth.
Sex, drugs, and rap. Or at least that's what her t-shirt wants us to believe!
Come on, at least one of these is you.
This game doesn't exist, but it totally should.
Brutally honest, refreshing new ads via Sweden.
Romance was a lot simpler when you didn't actually have to talk to each other...
Druids, pagans and morris dancers join forces for the traditional dawn celebrations at Glastonbury Tor.
A Boy And His Atom is the work of IBM, and it is extraordinary.
The Massachusetts Congressman won the Democratic primary for Senate tonight. Markey, who has been in Congress since 1976 has seen a lot come and go in his time there. He'd be one of the longest serving members of the House to ever win a Senate seat.
And also the one thing that can make it PERFECT. Huge spoilers for this week's episode.
Etsy's not just for mason jars and embroidery, you know.
Spring has sprung and, apparently, so has Kevin Spacey's desire to crash a random woman's Kodak moment.
"Nothing like waking up to a poll saying you're the nation's least popular senator," the Arizona Republican deadpanned on Facebook recently.
Hey female students — need a summer job? How about prostitution? Billboard up now in Los Angeles.
Tacos for breakfast? Yes, please, and thank you.
What are you getting your mom this Mother's Day? Flowers? Candy? Skip the traditional, boring stuff. Here are 20 awesome and unbelievably easy gifts you can make in under 20 minutes and for less than $20.
Chandler Parsons feels terrible.
Where the "Special One" will be next season has been widely discussed. ITV doesn't seem to care though.
Grab the coffee, books, and alcohol. It's finals week.
Seriously, things could be a lot worse.