May 21, 2013
Recognize anything in here?
You better sit down for these, you might die from all the fabulousness.
The 50th Big Game will be played in the Bay Area.
Plus Mindy Kaling's revolutionary kissing invention, a 3D printer that makes pizza, and the definitive Ann Veal Arrested Development supercut.
"From hundreds of nominations made by industry analysts, venture capitalists, startup investors, and beat reporters, CNBC created the ultimate list of 50 private, venture-backed companies disrupting the status quo in 10 traditional industries"
Superstitions: not crazy if they work.
Here's what happened today!
Just a further reminder that Wranglers Jeans have never been cool.
BuzzFeed honored during 10th Annual ASPY Awards at the iMedia Agency Summit
Lohan originally sued DNAM Apparel Industries, which manufactured her 6126 leggings line, for $1.1 million for breach of contract. Now the company is countersuing her for $5 million, claiming her "drug addled image" deterred shoppers from buying the pieces. (Or maybe it was just that they were ridiculous-looking.)
Note: This post works better if you read each quote in the appropriate accent.
Please find a full list below. Let's circle back when you're done reading.
This stuff may sound crazy, but it's all 100% for real.
BuzzFeed beats out Angry Birds and Pinterest at 2012 Crunchies
Please bow to his majesty Hugh.
The guy from Can't Hardly Wait was the perfect combination of nerd, sweetheart, and, oh yeah: HOT.
Yes, there was a time when being rich enough to own both a Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo was a really big thing.
The daughter says she learned her lesson.
These 12 guys and a few lucky others know that the Amex Black card is nothing in comparison to baseball's golden ticket.
Listen up, Yahoo.
Jackson Memorial Hospital has released new photos of Ronald Poppo, Miami's "zombie" attack victim.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
Though 23 reasons doesn't even scratch the surface
The 78-year-old historian Dominque Venner, an outspoken opponent of same-sex marriage, committed suicide in the famous church three days after France legalized gay marriage.
The writer and mogul have thrown down on Twitter. Here's the story behind their fight.
These slightly embarrassing pics are the earliest cast photos ever taken. They also appear to have been taken at a Sears Portrait Studio.
What the Hell am I buying, exactly? 12 photos.
The truth is out. And it's gross.
Part bear? Part fox? All love? SHIBA, PLEASE.
Next year, the Michael Jordan–owned Charlotte NBA team will be reassuming the Hornets mantle. Here's the story behind the original Hornets' early '90s sports merchandise juggernaut.
All the manteresting things you could ever dream of for your mantuary.
She might be a modern-day prophet.
Grab some friends, grow a mustache, and follow these simple instructions.
"The Middle" taught us everything we needed to know about how to have a happy and fulfilling life.
School's out, the sun is high, and it should be a crime for any kid to plop down in front of the TV for the next three months.
Facing questions about the recent slate of scandals to hit the White House, the press secretary invokes birtherism.
Floppy disks + succulents = worlds colliding.
When you hear the beep...GET OUT THE WAY.
A family climbs into a storm shelter. Minutes later, this is what they saw.
Think you're a Disney expert? Find out if you're really so buff on your knowledge of Belle, Ariel, Pocahontas, Tiana, Jasmine, and the rest of the gang.
Apple CEO Tim Cook and members of Congress engaged in a feisty exchange about the company's practice of keeping most of its cash parked overseas. It's legal, but we don't like it.
There were only two episodes, but we'll always have the memories. And these gifs.
This would be the sixth alleged gay hate crime in New York City in just over a month. Update: It now appears there was not one, but two attacks on Monday evening.
Who's got the moves? Leo's got the moves.
RuPaul has been showing us all how to "sissy that walk" for almost three decades and he is STILL killing it.
During an interview at the Savannah College of Art and Design's annual fashion show, Calvin Klein designer Francisco Costa hinted that he's working on a cheap-o Calvin Klein line. (He just did a Macy's line.) He didn't say who it would be for, but CK hasn't done H&M yet so there's that possibility.
Sound so smart, like you graduated college. Like you went to Yale but you probably went to Howard.
It's the first new console from Microsoft in eight years. Meet the Xbox One.
The White House press secretary has had a bad couple weeks.
The lesson here is you should never ask Weibo users to make you look cooler in a photograph.
You may already know Armen from his roles in The Sarah Silverman Program, Childrens Hospital, and Role Models — but now you can find him every Thursday night on MTV's Zach Stone Is Gonna Be Famous. We caught up with Armen and discovered a few interesting things about him — like his intense love for American Pie and his fear of spiders.
It's easy to blow a save when you're bloated.
Jamie Dimon, CEO and chairman of JPMorgan Chase, defeated a shareholder vote to split the roles.
Sen. Chris Murphy announced he'd take the same food stamp challenge Cory Booker made famous on Twitter last winter. Rough goings so far: "Couldn't afford butter or cream cheese."
She's just so punk rock! Has being an outcast ever looked cooler?
Having a sick buddy helps.
"Understand something. You’re a woman..."
After more than a week of silence, WHCA president Ed Henry finally weighs in. Updated
"Everyone's saying Facebook's dead." A new study explores teens' strained relationship with the largest social network.
Crystal-embellished cactus: $300. Owning a crystal-embellished cactus: priceless.
Labor omnia vincit.
Kevin Durant is awesome.
It's scientifically proven there's nothing better than a pink puppy belly. If you can get through this post without touching your screen, you might want to get your soul checked.
Spit out your gum, please. Inside voices. IS THAT A CELL PHONE I SEE?!
One player called it "the most humbling experience of [his] life."
Make sure you watch this with sound.
Four eyes never looked so good.
While the CFDA regrets New York Fashion Week's interference with the Jewish holy days, it's kind of like: too bad. "The CFDA greatly respects and understands the importance of this holiday but, given the international calendar of European shows directly after New York, we do not have the option to shift the dates later," the club's memo states. "We realize that the observance of the holiday will impact some in their ability to attend or present shows—but we are asking that everyone please work with us to make this situation work as best as possible."
No more Bangladesh disasters, OK?
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After a rash of anti-gay crime in the city and the murder of a gay man earlier this week, New Yorkers gathered in the West Village to make a statement.
She's basically Hillary Clinton with a Pinterest account.
Get an in-depth look at the luxury brand's workers painstakingly crafting those iconic silk scarves. From silkworm to steaming the finished product, the design process takes two years. But is all that effort worth the high-end price tag?
Cat bearding! It's that thing where your cat is also your beard.
What does it all mean? We only have days left to find out!
The damage done to Moore is horrifying, but it takes its worst toll on those who can't help themselves.
Someone's been tasting a little too much rainbow over at the official Skittles Facebook page.
Shunsuke is a 12-year-old Pomeranian with over 200,000 fans on Facebook. He lives in Japan with his human, Shun Mama. He is amazing.
DeAndre Jordan posterizes an ESPN host in a CLEAR MISMATCH.
Oklahoma has more violent tornadoes than anywhere else in the U.S.
A new study finds that most Americans find something lacking in their friendships. It's an especially big problem in middle age.
Three things...1) LOL, "Heart Attack" is playing in her car 2) Why do celebs always randomly see other celebs? 3) Isn't Demi just the best?
Cut your grocery list in half by making delicious, healthy versions of your favorite foods at home.
No shame in the broke game.
OUCH. From 1908.
Show off your green thumb with one of these clever cork, cement, or cardboard homes for your plants.
And it's glorious. Nicky Da B's clip for "Go Loko" features more butts than you've ever seen in one place, and that's a very good thing.
"You face a long road ahead, but you will not travel it alone. Your country will travel it with you," the president said.
Good Guy Matt Kemp strikes again.
This collection of arts and crafts is perfect for little hands. And big hands, too. Because let's be real, you're going to want to join in.
The diva's a "Grown Woman" on her new song. And she's fierce.
Showrunner Steven Moffat and his cast discuss the legendary British sci-fi series. Plus, Bond vs. The Doctor.
He looked almost identical to his mother and about ten years older than he does today.
A Facebook group is helping connect victims of the tornadoes in Shawnee and Moore with their scattered belongings.
Complaints over the a recent cover of T magazine, featuring "sleaze for dirty old men," led to the Times' public editor to weighing in.
Yes. Seven recent commercials from around the world.
At least I think they're pugs. I'm not sure anymore! NOTHING IS AS IT SEEMS.
If Anderson Cooper loves breaking news so much, why doesn't he marry it?
Harper's Bazaar, 1952
UPDATE: The Oklahoma City medical examiner's office confirmed 24 deaths on Tuesday morning, a sharp decline from what had been previously been reported.
Incredible. The dog is spotted while the woman is being interviewed by a CBS reporter.
Everyone likes moaning about South West London's leafiest district. Here's why they're wrong.
The HBO film about Sarah Palin's disastrous run for vice president was a buzzy award winner. Can it be topped?
Their inclusion in the pool of highly-qualified workers applying for H-1B immigrant visas is "one exception that we all scratch our heads about,” says one analyst. After all, they just have to look pretty and walk in a straight line, right?
The Museum Of London Docklands commissioned this sweet, sweet work of art to celebrate their tenth anniversary.
"Maybe now that Fox is involved, more [Republicans] will pay attention," Graham said.
American Bridge's top fundraiser told the group not to attack Mitt Romney's firm — and threatened to quit if it did. "Could Mary Pat be OK with this?"
A huge tornado roared through the Oklahoma City suburbs Monday, flattening entire neighborhoods, setting buildings on fire, and destroying an elementary school. The search continues for survivors.
A look back at a time when Yahoo was the most cutting edge company on the internet.
BeardVertising is here. Hang a mini-billboard in your thick growth, and get paid a daily rate.