May 31, 2013
Cuteness will only get you so far.
A surprise birthday party is my worst nightmare.
Technology is awesome! Except for when it's totally infuriating.
I'm going to cry.
Five-alarm blaze at a motel claims the lives of four of Houston's bravest, injures twelve others.
This is basically the closest thing to a time machine.
Yes, they know about your Tumblr. An interview with an anonymous admissions officer.
Because they're the funniest things ever.
It's good to be invincible.
Hey, DJ Khaled, do you need someone to talk to??
From one type of platform to another one. A big departure and the end of an era.
Hey, Creek-nerds! Test your knowledge of the best show of all time.
I'll trade you two Joffreys for a Robb. Look Wizards of the Coast, Tumblr user Jermtube made all the cards, now all you have to do is profit.
Cheer up Charlie, it's the weekend!
And it's predictably adorable. But is it as adorable as a sloth?!
We've all been a tourist at least once in our life, and don't we just SUCK?!
Plus the guide to getting retweeted by Amanda Bynes, a dog-mounted video camera, and a surprisingly difficult Fresh Prince of Bel Air quiz.
Bras: the most unpleasant undergarment known to womankind. Here's why.
Hungarian photographer/artist, Kerényi Zoltán, merges modern day photos with the vintage ones in his series titled, Ablak a Múltra/Window to the Past, and the results are amazing.
Tee hee. (NSFW language.)
The sad diary of a sad dog. :(
A German documentary reveals the diary that the actor used to create the Oscar-winning character of The Joker in The Dark Knight.
When life gives you a cone of shame, fill it with toys.
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
I don't know why any of these people thought that they needed four panels. They could have been just as irritating with just the one.
If you've made it all the way through any of these, give yourself a pat on the back. Bonus points if you actually understood what you were reading.
The second half of the final season begins Aug. 11 — remind yourself of how great the first half was.
Sleeker, flashier, vroomier — almost Fast and Furious-esque. Dom Toretto would approve.
Why do you bend that way?
"We didn't have to worry about malfuntions because basically her whole top is covered and she wears dance pants underneath the leotard."
Now you're just the internet I used to know. :(
Creative storage solution can be totally chic.
And reviewed by a gay man.
Little league tricks should be more common in the big leagues.
Or guy! Plus: liking your ex's Instagram photos, and dealing with a subtweeter.
She had some killer moves back in the day.
Free food from craft services! Joanna Vanderham, a 21-year old Emmy nominee, talks about working in the US after building a career in the UK.
If they answered yes to the question "are you beautiful?" then their "self-esteem would be rewarded" with a free meal.
Oswald spent the weeks leading up to JFK's assassination in a 5-by-14 foot Dallas bedroom.
But really it's just Sophia Grace. Not enough Rosie IMHO.
Girls of the '80s and '90s: Welcome back to your grade school closet.
Or maybe exactly the reason why they should be the only people allowed to text.
There are no dilemmas. Just opportunities in disguise.
Whether you're fresh of the boat or a second generation immigrant, if your family is from anywhere in sub-saharan Africa, you can probably relate.
I can't wait to get old.
Both in the literal sense and in these outtakes from GQ's June comedy issue.
The darkly comedic web series follows the poor decisions of a self-indulgent lesbian.
You owe it to yourself to try.
How to anger, alienate, and sadden a British person in 17 easy steps.
You guys are acting like stupid people. DRINK GATORADE, NOT MOONSHINE
So if you plan to try lipstick at a concert, beware.
This should be the new blueprint for Test Subject Sleep Chambers. Redditer BlondeChell took her love of Aperture Science to the only logical conclusion.
The critically acclaimed, recently renewed Hannibal has rapidly developed a large, enthusiastic fan base with an ever-growing online presence.
In a country so focused on being beautiful. Where did I fit in?
In 1993, Anthony and Flea brought "charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent," to Nirvana's taping of MTV Live and Loud. WARNING: too much sexiness ahead.
Or beverage. Whatever, it doesn't matter because they are delicious together.
Make your motions tighter, ladies and gents!
"The asteroid poses no threat to planet Earth," deputy White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest says.
We all know these ladies are goddesses, but did you know they're, like, totally royal, too?
You think your day was bad? Check out these animals.
Fox News host Megyn Kelly took issue with RedState editor and Fox News contributor Erick Erickson's post arguing that males typically dominate females in "the natural world." Erickson said Thursday that it’s "anti-science" to not believe men should "dominate" women.
Because what else would Louis Vuitton do with its free time?
What would Jesus drink? Not Starbucks.
Matthew Lewis is the definition of kicking puberty's ass.
The "D" in "d-bag" actually stands for dog.
Bust a move.
Because sometimes it's just too hot for jeans.
Why do they ALL wear black?! Seriously.
Because you're smooth like that.
This is the week the business media went crazy for Tesla and its founder Elon Musk.
Sears and Pacific Sunwear both hired the Kardashians to flout their brands — and the retailers have also been losing relevance big-time. No such thing as bad publicity for this group.
Being a person is hard!
These chicks basically start a business for divorcée revenge.
Rapping memes are a thing and this one is the WORST.
He's the hero this wedding deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
Another side-by-side comparison.
Unless you want to be truly "explosive."
Nine out of ten times, Pinterest search actually beats Google image search. Pinspiring.
All the noteworthy, funny, and completely random things that you probably missed — for your viewing pleasure.
Nailed it. Follow these easy tips to steal the show at any commencement ceremony.
The British Daily Show vet is taking over this summer while Jon Stewart is off directing a movie. Also: his thoughts on the Royal Baby, CNN, and America.
So it isn't just me?
There's a certain camaraderie on social media that makes you feel like the whole world is on the same page as you. They're not.
The frontrunner to be New York's next mayor is in the closet about the fact that she doesn't really care about baseball.
Everything is solved. No bad things can happen anymore.
Children are more profound than I'll ever be.
The "Blade Runner" will be back in South African court next week. Warning: Graphic image.
YOU GUYS ARE OUT OF CONTROL.
With "Heidi Horror Picture Show" plastered over their naked bodies, protesters bombarded the stage of Germany's Next Top Model last night — and got right up in Heidi's face. [NSFW, boobs ahead!]
This is the true love story between a dog and a cat.
Can you translate this? "Dazza and Shazza played Acca Dacca on the way to Maccas." Good, read on.
She looks stunning, if, well, maybe slightly photoshopped.
AWWWWWWW TOGETHER NOW.
"If you don't see yourself anywhere else online, come here."
The British designer, whose line closed in 2009, will replace Marc Jacobs. This is the first time Jacobs has hired anyone who was not him for this position.
Thousands of protesters are currently clashing with police in a three-day stand-off over the demolition of a beloved park in Istanbul.
(Not that there's anything wrong with that.)
The dwarf fox, or island fox, just escaped extinction! Let's celebrate this cute creature's resilience and be thankful it's still around.
Your new go-to summer dessert, made with a special secret ingredient.
"Blockupy" supporters took to banks and shopping malls in Frankfurt to demonstrate against big banks and greed.
LEFTOVERS, duh. Sandwiches. Quesadillas. Salads. Tacos. The best.
Where every holiday was spent at the beach.
And you thought winged eyeliner was hard.
That '70s Show would have been lost without her.
Who knew these things were the secret to happiness?
Wait a minute, these are all the same girl! Deviant artist Meridith Viguet has cracked the Disney code, and it's depressingly simple.
Justin Timberlake was once a spelling bee competitor but lost :/.
Take some time out of your day to look at some color explosion eye candy.
The Before Midnight stars are trying to do a scene.
Welcome to 2013 America.
"Seeking: Entry-level assistant with 10 years experience editing Self-Help YA Romance For Horses." Oh dear.
Flush with cash from their days at the social network, many of the companies early employees are leading a new generation of start-ups. Here's an update on who's doing what.
Conspiracy theorists have found new startling evidence.
Dumb. Dumber. Dumberer. Dumbest. Dumbester.
Here's a guide to watching the show fantasy sports-style. Plus: who has the best odds of winning Desiree Hartstock's heart.
Polite street art.
The Webcam at Abbey Road Studios captured this tribute.
Commence shame spiral.
You do realise your neighbours can hear you, right?
Why would anyone share this stuff in public?
Jezza: bringing you the best of Britain, week in, week out.
Arvind Mahankali, a Queens native, has won the 86th Scripps National Spelling Bee, after correctly spelling his final word, "knaidel."
Army medic Nicholas Walker returned home from Iraq after 250 combat missions, traumatized and broken. His friends and family couldn’t help him. Therapy couldn’t help him. Heroin couldn’t help him. Pulling bank heists helped him.
Eric Hunter, the SVP of marketing, was dismissed earlier this month and sources say ex-Coca Cola consultant Sergio Zyman has severely cut back his involvement.
And don't you forget it!
What in the HELL am I'm looking at?
Your move, Keith Urban.