Archive
May 22, 2013
20 Signs You've Been A Zombie Too Long
Braaiiiiiii - oh, forget it.
Entire Phoenix Police Force Attends Kindergarten Graduation Of Fallen Officer's Daughter
Three days after her father was killed in the line of duty, Tatum Raetz graduated kindergarten as hundreds of police officers cheered her on.
London's Terrorist Machete Murder, As Told By Newspaper Front Pages
How the media reported a day of shocking violence.
Heroic Mom Talked Down Woolwich Killers Seconds After They Beheaded A Soldier
Updated: Ingrid Loyau-Kennet calmly talked to the soldier's murderers, distracting them from the fact that they were slowly being surrounded by police. The two men were subsequently shot, and then taken into custody.
9 Celebrity Tweets You Missed Today
Happy hump day y'all!
Week Of Firsts At Mount Everest, Including The First Harlem Shake On Top Of The World
Last week, the first female amputee, the first Saudi Arabian woman, the first Palestinian, the first Qatari, the first Pakistani women and the first set of twins all reached the summit of the world's highest mountain.
Happy World Goth Day
May 22 is World Goth Day (look it up, jerk). Here's hoping yours is gloomy and black, just like your soul.
Anthony Weiner's First Campaign Began With An Apology For "Race-Baiting"
"It was a screw up that I'm not proud of."
TFL Now Offering Free Hugs At Victoria Station
Tube staff at Victoria Station are there to hold you.
Anti-Muslim Protesters Call For Retribution After London Machete Murder
The Woolwich area of South London is full of members of the English Defense League protesting law enforcement in a tense stand off over Wednesday's violent attack.
45 Random, Busty, And Sparkly Cannes Fashion Highlights
Also: Justin Timberlake, who clearly has a really bad hair mousse addiction.
Guy Who Just Recorded Highest-Ever NBA Vertical Is Coincidentally An Amazing Dunker
Man, someone's got to draft D.J. Stephens just for this.
10 TV Revivals That Were Actually Successful
There's hope for fans of Arrested Development, Veronica Mars, and 24. Not a lot of hope — but still hope!
Young Barbara Walters Was Absolutely Stunning
Here's a collection of early photographs (starting from age 24) of the legendary news anchor kicking butt in the news industry.
A Typical Saturday At The Roller Rink
Remember this? Magic. Pure magic.
26 Reasons You Wish Bill Nye Was Your Best Friend
The ultimate science bro.
27 Dogs Who Make Exceedingly Adorable Ring Bearers
Every wedding should have a dog.
Heat-Pacers Should Be A Great Series, And Miami Is Definitely Going To Win It
Indiana is going to put up a really tough, fun fight against Miami, and they are guaranteed to lose. 100%. Put it in the books.
Paris Hilton Signed To Lil Wayne's Record Label
That story and more in today's CelebFeed Gossip Roundup!
The Brilliant Ads Of The Vancouver Aquarium
Very creative and very educational.
Google Search Equates "Gayest" With "Worst"
Google searches that include the term "gayest" bring up results with the word "worst" bolded.
Celebs Demonstrate The Many And Varied Uses For Baguettes
Thanks to a new Tumblr called Baguette-me-nots, you'll know exactly what to do with that loaf. It's a little weird, not gonna lie.
The Quiet Death Of Desktop Messaging
RIP, away messages and buddy lists.
40 Cats Who Are Awful At Hide-And-Seek
Cats are known for being stealth, but these pictures suggest otherwise. We expect this of dogs — but cats?? FOR SHAME.
10 Ways To Wear Your Special Occasion Stuff For Non-Special Occasions
Your social life doesn't need to resemble Olivia Palermo's in order for you to get maximum mileage out of your cocktail dresses. Here's how to dress them down.
A Timeline Of The 7 Anti-Gay Attacks In NYC This Month
As Americans celebrate the life of slain activist Harvey Milk and prepare for Gay Pride Month, a rash of anti-gay hate crimes has struck New York City's LGBT community. There have been 29 anti-gay hate crimes reported in NYC so far this year compared with 14 at this point last year.
The Logistics Of Kevin Durant's $1 Million Oklahoma Red Cross Donation
A sports-biz expert on Durant's huge donation in the wake of the Oklahoma City tornado.
25 Awesome Swimsuit DIYs You Have To Try This Summer
Save yourself the agony of swimsuit shopping this season and make your own.
Scenes From A Batgirl And Nightwing Themed Wedding
Laura is a Batgirl fan. Seth is a Nightwing fan. They fell in love over a conversation about Batman, and the rest is history.
16 Things You Might Not Know About James Dean
The iconic actor's death actually helped launch the career of another legendary actor.
22 Top-Down Jams You Should Blast This Summer
Step one: Get in your whip and roll the windows all the way down. Step two: Put on this playlist and get ready for the best summer ever.
The One Thing About Ellen That Bugs Portia De Rossi
Aha! We knew their relationship couldn't be so perfect.
How To Make Strawberry Margarita Jello Shots
INSIDE OF STRAWBERRIES. Inspired by Baker's Royale.
8 Moments From Joseph Gordon-Levitt's "Don Jon" Trailer That Will Make You Spit Out Your Protein Shake
The actor has directed his first movie. It stars Scarlett Johansson, Julianne Moore, Tony Danza and JGL's abs.
12 Signs You Might Be Addicted To A TV Show
Check it out on youtube.com
Why Twitter's Two-Step Authentication Won't Stop Big Twitter Hacks
It'll help! But hackers' most valuable targets will still be vulnerable.
Life-Changing Tip Of The Day: The Leftover Sushi Hack
There's usually a dilemma when you come to the end of a sushi meal: do you take home those two lone rolls that are left, or just leave 'em? With this brilliant hack, you'll have a little snack for later.
Gisele Is Forbes's Most Powerful Model
Coming in at 95 out of 100, Gisele is the only model to make the magazine's "Most Powerful Woman" list. Some may argue it's due to her innate ability to pull off thong jorts, but most likely it's because of her U.N. Environmental Program ambassador status, million business ventures, etc.
50 Lessons That Moomins Can Teach You About Life
"I only want to live in peace and plant potatoes and dream!" The magical Moominvalley of Tove Jansson's imagination contains all you need to know for life.
What's Killing Your Sex Drive, Tiger?
This relationship doesn't stand a chance if we don't get to the bottom of this ASAP.
Bill Hader On The Difference Between Justin Timberlake And Justin Bieber
Based on their time hosting at SNL, of course.
Golfer Makes Racist Statement About Tiger Woods
Classy, Sergio Garcia. Classy.
Andrew Garfield And Tom Sturridge Went For A Stroll Together
This is how these two spent their Wednesday afternoon in New York — how are you spending yours?
The Time Lois Lerner Failed To Investigate A Major Al Gore Fundraiser At The FEC
When heading the FEC's enforcement office in the late 90's, the beleaguered IRS official was accused of failing to investigate a Democratic fundraiser. "When it recommended not pursuing the allegations against Mr. Glicken, the FEC staff specifically cited his close ties to the Vice-President, Vice-President Gore," Dan Burton (R-IN) said at the hearing.
How The Average American Has Changed From The Sixties To Today
Americans today spend more time in front of the TV, in the car, and smoking weed.
38 Perfect Books To Read Aloud With Kids
Or to revisit yourself whenever you need an extra dose of wonder.
The Lonely Island And Solange Sing The Praises Of The Semicolon
Which they clearly don't know how to use properly. Maya Rudolph calls them out, though.
Benedict Cumberbatch In Great Works Of Art
The Let's Draw Sherlock project is one of the most creative things to happen on Tumblr in recent memory. Fans of BBC's Sherlock have shared their artistic talent by inserting the show's star in famous works of art.
Brit Marling And Ellen Page Play Spin The Bottle
In her upcoming film The East, Ellen Page and co-star Brit Marling supposedly have a kissing scene. That is all you need to know.
Watch As Long Island Ravers Turn This Train Car Into The Worst Place On Earth
A Long Island Railroad train car heading to The Electric Daisy Carnival seems like the exact opposite of a place you'd want to be.
Pro Sports Team Tweets Out A Rape Joke
This is why you don't let someone else run your Twitter account.
Disneyland's All-Night Prom In 1961
There's no way your prom was this great
Why Nap Time Should Be Mandatory, As Told By Cats
From the experts who invented cat naps, comes their plea for daily nap time. Please hear them out, this is very important.
There's A Club In Scotland With Two-Way Mirrors In The Women's Restroom
The club said it won't give into public pressure and will only get rid of the mirrors if their customers want them to.
Gang Members Busted For Bragging About Being Gang Members On Facebook
Two members of the Crazy White Boys gang learned that if you are a felon and not allowed to own a gun you probably shouldn't pose with one on Facebook.
13 Little Things You May Have Missed About The Xbox One
Although, define "little."
How A Devil Worshiper Worships The Sun
In a hot pentagram string bikini.
MS Paint A New Pikachu Face
Dear Nerds: Please use this template and your favorite photo editor to give Pikachu a facelift. Then post it in the comments. Best one wins! OK, go go go!
Behind The Scenes Look At Original Concept Art From "Watchmen"
Take a first look at original sketches by Dave Gibbons from the upcoming Watchmen Deluxe Edition, showing the original vision for the now iconic series.
14 Harvey Milk Quotes That Will Inspire You
Although he only served 11 months in office, Harvey Milk left a lasting impression as the first openly gay person to be elected to office in California and a tireless voice for LGBT rights. In honor of his birthday, here's a reminder that his words are as resonant now as they were 35 years ago.
Why Detroit Is Actually Awesome
They raised money to build a RoboCop statue. But, that's just the beginning of the Motor City's greatness.
The Most Porn-Loving Religious Cities In The Country
Some of America's most faith-saturated places are also quite into naked pictures.
This Very Bored-Looking 14-Year-Old Girl Covering Van Halen Will Melt Your Face Off
Bow down before the guitar might of this very sleepy-looking teenager.
10 Other Times The Government Messed With The Press
The Justice Department may have seized AP phone records, but it's not the first time the U.S. government has gone after journalists.
This Cover Of "I Want It That Way" Would Make The Backstreet Boys Blush
Charli XCX's version of the boy band classic is pure sex.
Arrested Congressional Development
There's always money in the House Ways and Means Committee.
The Thong Denim Wars: Gisele Vs. Rihanna
Yes, it's true: Jorts have reached a new low.
True Facts About The Aye Aye
Is the aye aye incredibly cute or incredibly creepy? Either way, it's pretty amazing.
Everyone's Going To Hate New York's Soccer Team And That's Great
America's up-and-coming league gets its own version of the Yankees.
Jay Carney To Press: "You're Good At Your Jobs And You're Smart"
"Sometimes we don't have the answers and sometimes we need to go back and get them."
26 Discworld Quotes About Life, The Universe, And Everything
Who knew a flat world on the backs of four elephants balancing on a turtle swimming through space was full of such good advice? UPDATE: Discworld author Sir Terry Pratchett has died at 66.
12 Signs You Might Be Addicted To A TV Show
The first step in getting better is admitting you have a problem.
12 Photos Of Plaxico Burress' New Sock Line
Because the NFL player designs "men's luxury hosiery" now, you see.
Jose Canseco Tweets That He's Been Charged With Rape
Canseco's post-baseball career continues its spiral. Update: The Clark County District Attorney's office says no charges have been filed against Canseco at this time, but police confirm an investigation to local media.
27 Reasons Kids Are The Most Extreme Athletes
Mountain Dew heals all wounds.
32 Glorious Pictures Of Shirtless Navy Freshmen Climbing A Lard-Covered Pole
Witness America in all its greased-up glory.
Zooey Deschanel Directed Her New Adorable Music Video
Coffee shops, vintage dresses, and full-on dance routines. I think this must be Zooey heaven.
Patton Oswalt's Improvised "Star Wars" Filibuster Gets Animated
The comedian’s 8-mintue epic Parks & Rec rant is even more incredible animated.
13 Fantasy Novels That Are Good Despite Their Covers
Fantasy novel cover art is often wonderful and awful and laughable in a way that is independent of the actual content of the book it's trying to sell. These are 12 of the clearest cases where you definitely shouldn't let it put you off.
5 Home Depot Hacks
Home Depot may not have Swedish meatballs, but it can be the ultimate store for affordable, durable, modern furniture if you know how to hack it. Ben Uyeda of HomeMade-Modern.com shares his 5 favorite Home Depot hack recipes along with tips on how to get Home Depot staff to help do some of the work for you.
Newly Released Emails Suggest Report On IRS Misdeeds Was Repeatedly Delayed
Promised updates to the House Oversight Committee were apparently not provided either.
James Dale Urges Others To Speak Out Against BSA Ban On Gay Scouts
In a video released today, the plaintiff in Dale vs. Boy Scouts of America shares his story. The Boy Scouts' National Council could end the ban this week.
Colossal Social Media Fail By Friends Reunited
The site has come under fire after posting an insensitive tweet regarding the "beheading" attack in Woolwich.
Watch Zach Galifianakis And Craig Ferguson Talk About Nothing And Everything All At Once
This may be the most chillax late-night interview ever.
7 Fantastic Benedict Cumberbatch Quotes That Prove He Is A Totally Awesome Goofball
Serious and striking on screen as Sherlock and the bad guy in the new Star Trek movie, the fan favorite has a very silly side too.
Internet: Please Help Us Find This Bear Selfie
A bear chase in California ended with a selfie, and we need your help finding it.
Harvey Milk Day: Activists Keep His Spirit Alive
"Hope. You've got to give them hope." A re-enactment of Harvey Milk's famous speech was performed in San Francisco for his birthday.
Victoria Beckham Does, In Fact, Own Sneakers
They're neon green and they're personalized.
Tumblr Investors Attack Research Firm On Twitter
Some early investors are saying a report by financial research firm PrivCo about the money they made from the Yahoo deal is wrong. PrivCo just wants everyone to leave it alone.
Koch Brother To Host A Fundraiser For Ken Cuccinelli
Oil billionaire David Koch is raising cash for the Republican candidate for governor of Virginia next week. Setting "the tone for the 2014 election."
32 Delicious Things To Eat On Memorial Day
What can you do for your country? Fire up the grill, for starters.
Woolwich Terror Attack: Updates
Victim of attack is identified. Cameron: "An attack on Britain and a betrayal of Islam." WARNING: Graphic content.
What Evil People Look Like, According To Classic Cartoons
Apparently bad people have fat lips, red hats, and effeminate eyebrows.
A Complete Guide To Handling The Cicada Invasion
The only guide you'll need.
An Instagram Hacker Filled Someone's Account With Adorable Photos Of A Corgi Wearing Hats
Most adorable hacking ever.
A Day In The Life Of 30-Something Ninja Turtles
Ever wonder what the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are up to do these days? 30-something Ninja Turtles shows their depressing reality.
Ben Affleck And Jennifer Garner's Marriage Is Just Fine
ICYMI, they appeared together on Saturday Night Live over the weekend to prove it. Cuteness ahead.
25 Of The Best Feelings In The World
Ahhhh...
39 Tattoos That Are Basically Works Of Art
Commence fangirling now.
Watch These Dads Meet Their Newborn Twins For The Very First Time
These excited new dads traveled across the globe to India to meet their newborn twins and filmed the entire trip. Tissues. Please. Now.
Ewan McGregor Is Unrecognizable With His New Mustache And Goatee
The actor sported a new look the other day which begs the question, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH EWAN?
The Origins Of 21 British Insults
From 'barmy' to 'wazzock', this is the (occasionally disputed) history of Britain's best naughty words.
The Best Fake Ads Of The Year
The biggest fake ad awards show in the world — UK's Chip Shop Awards — announced their finalists. Here's the best of the bunch.
IRS Official Refuses To Testify During House Oversight Hearing
“I will not answer any questions or testify here today,” IRS' Lois Lerner tells House committee.
What Guinea Pigs Have Been Up To This Year
Guinea Pigs have been keeping themselves busy in 2013. These piggies will make you feel bad about not keeping to your own New Year's resolutions.
"Pope" Covers L'Uomo Vogue
Big quotes around pope, guys. Big quotes.
40 Ways To Make An Amazing Ice Cream Sundae
Because something magical happens when ice cream and sauce and fruit and crunchy stuff come together.
Mike Trout, Superphenom, Becomes Youngest Player In AL History To Hit For The Cycle
The reigning Rookie of the Year continues to prove he's pretty good at this baseball thing.
13 Iconic Movie Characters On Their Day Off
Peek inside the "glamorous" secret lives of fictional people. Artist Kiersten Essenpreis imagines what happens after the camera stops rolling.
The 30 Greatest "Arrested Development" Guest Stars
The Bluths have had well over 70 guest stars in their time — but 30 of them are clearly superior. Can you guess who's number one?
Young Anderson Cooper's Channel One Press Badge
Everyone's favorite CNN host was once everyone's favorite Channel One reporter.
New York Fashion Week Might Have To Leave Lincoln Center
A lawsuit filed against Lincoln Center by environmental groups and residents of the surrounding neighborhood argues that Damrosch Park, where fashion week takes place, isn't supposed to be used for commercial purposes as often as it is. The suit seeks to reclaim the park from Lincoln Center to keep it from being used for "nonpark purposes." In other words, this will affect the five must-see designers who still show there. And Fiber One.
There Was A Baby Lemur Born In The Bristol Zoo You Need To Look At
It's the cutest thing.
42 Web Comics You Need To Read
Update your reading list! These comics range from short funnies to novellas, from old standbys to mind-blowingly inventive GIF-scapes. They all deserve to be on your radar.
Meet The Real Life Tony Stark
Pretty much the only thing he's missing is the suit.
Old Media Is Not Dead: Why Hedge Funds Have Fallen In Love With CBS
Some of the smartest money on Wall Street is betting that CBS shares can go a lot higher. How the oldest of old-media companies became a hedge fund darling.
A "Friends" Reunion Sort Of Happened
Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting Ellen today so they did this in preparation.While it's only 3/6 of the friends, it's still great.
Here's Anthony Weiner Singing "If I Only Had A Brain"
In honor of his newly announced New York City mayoral campaign, we present you with this gem of a video from 2007.
The Xbox One Announcement In 101 Seconds
TV, TV, TV, sports, sports, sports, watercooler, sports sports TV. Call of Duty. Dog.
Bowling Pins Left Standing After Tornado Demolishes Bowling Alley
The bowling alley was in the middle of the tornado's path in Moore, Okla.
19 Companies That Made Huge Social Media Fails
Pack your things, Community Managers.
Man Connected To Boston Bombing Suspect Shot, Allegedly Confessed To Brutal Murders Before Dying
A 27-year-old who was fatally shot on Tuesday night had been questioned by the FBI about his connection to Tamerlan Tsarnaev. Update: Authorities say the man confessed to being involved with a brutal murder of Tsarnaev's best friend in 2011.
12 Fandoms That Will Make You A Master Of Seduction
Fandom? More like sexdom. With lines this smooth, getting the hook-up is almost too easy.
33 Kids Who Are Gonna Grow Up To Be Just Fine
Studies show that geeky kids grow up to be happier adults. These kids are going to be the happiest adults ever.
George Takei's Very Helpful Amazon Reviews
When he's not busy at the helm of the USS Enterprise, apparently George Takei spends his time leaving very helpful reviews on some of Amazon's most popular products.
"Porn" "Balls" "FREE AIDS"
This week's funniest "unnecessary" quotation marks.
Cara Delevingne Got Another Tattoo; Returned The Needly Favor
The best comment on her Instagram photos of the occasion: "Cara please stop."
Tilda Swinton's New Chanel Campaign Is Perfection
Tilda can do no wrong.
14 CEOs And Their Animal Doppelgängers
Always be closing...in on your prey. What, you were expecting cats?
7 Bald Eagles That Look Like Arsene Wenger
Is it a bird of prey or a beleaguered French football manager? We can't tell, thanks to this great Tumblr .
21 Reasons Bearded Men Are Better
The evidence is overwhelming.
A Giant Badger Is Terrorising Folkestone
Be afraid.
The Smartest Way To Keep Track Of A Chameleon
With a balloon! Via Reddit.
Exclusive: Abercrombie Execs Troubled By Involvement Of CEO's Partner
Matthew Smith, the life partner of Abercrombie & Fitch CEO Michael Jeffries, wields as much power and influence as any executive at the publicly traded company. Only problem is, he isn't employed by and holds no official role at A&F, which has raised corporate governance concerns among company executives.
Tumblr's David Karp Wins The Week
The business week is only half over, but 26-year-old Tumblr founder David Karp is clearly the big winner. We're pretty sure no one is going to top the reported $250 million — or just less than $10 million for each year of his life — he netted in the Yahoo deal.
12 People With An Inexplicable Loathing For Cyclists
It turns out Twitter is a hotbed of abuse aimed at those who travel on two wheels.
Oscar-Worthy Acting Helps Push NBA Playoff Game Into Overtime
Tony Allen gathering the hardware on this one.
26 "Holy Crap" Moments In The New "Man Of Steel" Trailer
General Zod wants Kal-El (i.e. Superman), and he's not afraid to rip Metropolis apart to get it.
Anthony Weiner Is Running For Mayor Of New York
He's back, despite "some big mistakes." His pitch: Father of the year.
Minister Sues South African Methodist Church After Being Dismissed For Marrying Her Partner
The Methodist Church of South Africa dismissed Rev. Ecclesia de Lange after she legally married her wife in 2010. Now she's suing to win back her ministry.
Advisers Urged Obama Early On To Release Comprehensive Benghazi Timeline
How Obama got tripped up by his lawyers.
Virginia Republicans Aren't Flocking To Anti-Gay Lieutenant Governor Hopeful
E.W. Jackson is the Virginia GOP candidate for lieutenant governor and has a history of making controversial statements. "I'm not going to comment on him," said Rep. Frank Wolf.
Israeli Ambassador Says Kerry Will Do A Fine Job Getting Peace Negotiations Going
"We really do appreciate his efforts and we admire his stamina," Oren says.
24 Reasons You Are Definitely A Geek
Reason #1: You're reading something on BuzzFeed Geeky.
Exclusive: Secrets From The Sexist Pitchbook Of One Of Wall Street's More Notorious Firms
BuzzFeed has obtained the "Golden Pitchbook" used by top brokers at John Thomas Financial. In its pages: How cold-calling brokers pressure prospects to buy stocks from the troubled firm.
Watch Mickey Mouse Make His Adorable Return
Disney has brought back Mickey in the awesome short “Croissant de Triomphe.”
